Articles - April, 2009

Updated Articles - April, 2009

Pole Dancing with the Stars

J.Lo's Hubby Makes Little Girl Scream

David Hasselhoff: Hot & Bothered

Hairy Fans Brow Down for Jonas Bro Tix

Elton John: "Misery" Loves Company

"Idol" Janitors -- Spade Is the Enemy!

Chris Brown Shoots, Misses the Point

Nancy Pelosi -- All Atwitter Over TMZ

Ballas -- I'm So Excited, I Just Can't Hide It

Suri & Violet: Choc One Up

"Dancing" Star -- Giraffes Kill the Mood

Now Zac Efron's Chest Is Waxed

Obama Gets Naked ... Chef

K-Fed: Still a Bigger Star than Britney

Bobby Brown's Prerogative to Diss Vanilla Ice

Actress/Singer Melba Moore: 'Memba Her?!

Gimme, Gimme Moore!

Fake Chris Brown's Dad Dupes the Calendarless

Adam Lambert Is a Munster

Justin Timberlake: Man in the Mirror

OctoMom -- Stripes are Slimming, So Are Leftovers

Reba McEntire Chooses Funny Over Die

Brave Women Risk Photo with Chris Brown

Octomom's Ride Attacked by Anonymous Cowards

They Shouldn't Call Him Mr. Tibbs?!

Dumbass Criminal Tackles Door, Loses

Lutfi Sis -- I Set Up Brit and Sam's Secret Phone

Connick, Jr. Blames Po' Boys for Po' Physique

"You Guys Played Like Poop"

Olivia Newton-John Still Gets Physical

The 'Lost' Diary -- Whatever Happened, Happened

Funniest Thing Tommy Davidson Has Ever Done

"America's Got Talent" Loser Escapes Stick-Up

Guy from Bold & Beautiful -- Sued & Repossessed

The Woz Won't Go Too Hard on Himself

P. Diddy Got No Hair Down There...

Hoff's Ex Charged with DUI

Mickey Rourke -- Screw Open Container Laws!

Keira Knightley Gets Beat Up ... So You Won't

Kelly O & BF -- Zombies Do It Better

Tommy Lee -- Poser Is Duping MY Gold Diggers!

Sen. Thune -- The Right to Bare Massive Arms

Kimmy Gibler from "Full House": 'Memba Her?!

David Blaine -- Trick With Dolla Make You Holla!

Fantasia Appreciates "Nice Butts"

Suri & Violet: Babies' First Inanimate Object

Aloha! Rihanna Sneaks Away to Hawaii

Judge Gives Britney's Ex More Time

Anne Hathaway & The Chocolate Factory

Benji -- It's All About the Benjamin Tattoo

Barber Shop

Kimmy Gibler from "Full House": 'Memba Her?!

Kim K. -- Towed Up from the Flo Up

Michael Vick Turns into Bob the Builder

Brit's Lawyer: She'll Sing, I Promise

Britney's Ex -- Now Ex Gun Owner

Jamie Foxx Holed Up by Hotel Intruder

'Bama Cop Let Johnson's Crazy Talking Fan Go

Stars With Pull

Miley's Granny: Killer 'Do

Madonna Denied -- Buy Your Babies Elsewhere!!

Lohan & Lily -- I Got Your Crazy!

Rihanna Gets Banged Up

Congress' Spring Break -- Body Shots Anyone?

Paris' New Look -- So Ladylike

AnnaLynne McCord: AnnaLynne McCord's Crazy!

Matthew McConaughey Pops a Squat

Ex Beauty Queen Busted for Intoxicating Qualities

Britney Gets Chased in Club

Tara Reid -- One Is the Loneliest Number

GaGa & Bunny: Ladies?

Mama Seacrest -- Ryan's a Real Ladies Man!

Jessica Simpson: Buns for Cover

Miley's Mom Makes Herself Useful

Tardy Coolio Pleads Not Guilty, Ticks Off Judge

Uggs!

Kizzy from "Roots": 'Memba Her?!

Tom Brady Enjoys the Son in Costa Rica

Where's Waldo? Try Everywhere

Whoopi's Swayze Update -- "He's Good!"

Bone Thugs-n-Gun Possession

Giants Cut Plaxico Burress, Now Idiot-Free

Bill Clinton: Gum Shot to the Foot

Rod Blagojevich "Celebrates" Indictment at Disney

Judge: Jacko's Crapo Still for Sale!

Gisele of the Jungle

Where in the World Is Rihanna?

Todd Marinovich -- Sacked By the Law Again

Nanny to De Niro: Pay Up, Focker!

Shane McMahon -- This Is Why Wrestling's Fake

Alanis Morissette: Miss "American Pie"?!

Mary Carey Needs Celebrity Re-Rehab

Femme Fatale

"La Femme Nikita": 'Memba Her?!

Sarah Palin's Sis-In-Law Turns Alleged Outlaw

Balthazar Getty: Quality Time with Kids & Cops

Lily Allen Crashes Like Lohan

Jenny McCarthy Goes Down with Jim Carrey

Madonna to Malawi Officials: Let's Party!

Michelle Obama -- Fashion Diva or Disaster?

Fans to Ringo: We're Looking Through You

Things That Make You Go Hmmm ...

That Guy from C+C Music Factory: 'Memba Him?!

Lynda Carter: Good Genes or Good Docs?

Lindsay Lohan -- Rough Night

Lady Antebellum -- De-Feeted in Vegas

Report: Shots Fired at Tom & Gisele's Wedding

Simon Cowell -- Seacrest Underwent Transplant

Sam Ronson Changes the Locks on Someone...

TMZ's Celeb Snapshot Contest -- The Finalists!

TV Choreographer Accused of Multiple Rapes

Rihanna -- Party Over Here, Party Over There

Aaron Rodgers -- NFL on Fox

Farrah Fawcett's Son Arrested on Jail Grounds

Chris Brown -- Let's Make a Deal -- redirect

'90210' Actor in Vicious Hollywood Street Brawl -- redirect

Danza Shows Inanimate Object Who the Boss Is

'90210' Actor in Vicious Hollywood Street Brawl

Garry Shandling Sued Over Greatest Hit

Chris Brown -- Let's Make a Deal

Jennifer Lopez -- Left Behind

Tom & Gisele -- Take Two

Mickey Rourke Is a Knock Out, Sell Out

Chesney Goes Topless with Playboy Chick

Superman's Wife Exposes Giant, Naughty Secret

Jamie Foxx Won't Fend Off Blonde Intruders

'Dance Crew' Winners Flip a Sit -- SICKNESS!!!

Chris Rock -- Clownin' Around

King and Queen -- Battle Royale

Clipper Clipped for Driving Drunk

Hugh Hefner's B-Day -- The Party to Die For

Dr. Dre's Chyna Syndrome

Whitney Houston on Bobby Brown's New Baby -- Hahahahaha!!!!!

TMZ's Celeb Snapshot Contest -- The Final 5

Britney Spears Booked!!! Well, Not Exactly

Diesel -- 72 Million Reasons to Return from Exile

The Bionic Man

Oscar from "Six Million Dollar Man": 'Memba Him?!

K-Fed: Time to Make the Donuts

Serena Williams' Butt Goes Jet Skiing

Dennis Rodman Booted for Booty Grabbin'

'Gossip Girl' Custody Battle Showdown

Howard K. -- Still Doing Anna's Bitch Work

Chris Brown -- It's Game Time

Chris Brown Pleads Not Guilty

Rihanna Wants a Deal Too

Britney Goes Down ... Under

De Niro's Daughter -- Taxi Rider

MacLaine on Past Lives -- Shirley You're Joking

Naked Playboy Cop Takes a Lickin'

Sylvester Stallone -- Can You Stomach That?!

ATL Housewife Kim -- Check Out D's...

Shifty Rose Lady Dupes Snoop Out of $100

Howard K. Stern Ain't Dealing With D.A.

Helena Christensen -- Towel, Off

Less Is More

Lindsay Flips Out Over Possible Restraining Order

Guess Who This Gorgeous Gal Turned Into

Clueless Putz Thinks Jewel is Alicia Silverstone

Tom Brady -- Screwed By the Pooch

Howard K. Stern -- Ready for the Fight

Howard K's Arraignment - Torpedoed by KABC

SamRo in Sin City -- No More Drama

Sylvester Stallone -- Slippery When Wet

Rick Fox -- The Most Powerful Celebrity on Earth...

Guess Who This Lil' Gal Turned Into!

If The Shoe Fits ...

Redmond O'Neal Charged with Felony Possession

TMZ's Celeb Snapshot Contest -- Winner!!!

Howard K. Stern Arraignment Postponed

Hugh Laurie Spotted at LAX

FAA Hearing on Celeb Pilot -- Blow-By-Blow

Kenny Powers to Mullet -- You're F***ing Out!

Bobby Brown's $200,000 Scam -- Caught on Tape

Michelle Obama Gets Waxed

Katy Perry Loses Nonconsensual Staring Contest

FAA to Celeb Pilot -- You Blew It, You're Grounded

No Charges for Alleged 'Dance' Rapist

Rihanna -- On the Move Again

Harry Potter Star Arrested for Magic Plant Stash

Rory Culkin: Dr. Hahn on 'Grey's'?!

Celebrity Sex Addicts Get a Helping Hand

State A.G. to Howard K. - Don't Bitch Slap Me!

Here Comes Mimi Cottontail

Rob Lowe Spanks the Nanny in Court

Conan O'Brien Trains Harder Than You

Delusional Paula Deen -- I'm Bigger Than Ever!

Bono -- Still Hasn't Found What He's Looking For

Lindsay Lohan -- It Ain't Over!

Cops: Lance's Stolen Bike Was in 'Dung' Heap

Nick Hogan -- Anybody Need a Ride?

Turk Reporter to Obama - Once You Go Blackface...

Osteen Should Repent -- For That Shirt!

Keanu & Hugh: Hair Club for Actors

Foxx's Alleged Assailant Crazy, Not Like a Fox

Winona Ryder: Keeping Shops in the Black

Keanu Speeds With Alex Trebek

Tommy Davidson: If You Drive It, They Will Come

Michael Phelps Drowns Out the Pot Shots

Dancer/Actress Ann Reinking: 'Memba Her?!

The Night Chicago Died

Billy Bob Goes Off -- Don't Call Me an Actor!

Northern Trust -- A Best Business?

Rob Lowe vs. Nanny -- Who Really Lost?

Boxing Legend Gets XXX with a Chicken

Rihanna Grounded -- Lands in L.A.

Indiana Jones and the Giant Hippo

Even ShamWow Couldn't Clean This Mess

Parts of Wayne Newton Turn 67

Note to OctoMom: Buy Makeup, Meet Producers...

Molly Shannon -- Surfing Superstar

OctoMom: "Angels" Were Out to Get Me!

Anarchy in the U.K. -- TMZ Photog Robbed

Door Tackler's Accomplice -- Alleged Murderer

John Mayer -- I Sell Out on the Cheap

Sam and Benji -- Exes Mark the Spot

Britney Spears: "Don't Smoke Weed!"

ATL Housewife -- We See Right Thru You

Billy Ray's Finger Flip -- More than Meets the Eye

Guess Who This Gal Turned Into!

The Hills Have Thighs

Whose Unreal Booty?!

Angels Pitcher Adenhart Killed After Ball Game

Celebrities Going Topless

Mariah in Fender Bender, Immediately Twitters

Angels Release Statement on Nick Adenhart

Ex Beauty Queen -- Miss Demeanor?

Paula Deen: What's Fur Dinner?

Ben from 'Lost' Guards Secrets 'til Death!!!

Anthony Kiedis: Not So Hot Chili Pepper

Woody Harrelson Attacks Another TMZ Photog - REDIRECT

Cop: Driver of Van in Adenhart Crash Drank

Person Who Drove Adenhart -- So.Cal Girl

David Caruso Sued by Baby Mama

This Is the Guy Who Caused the Adenhart Crash

Gary Busey: Beach Bum or Babe Magnet?

Adenhart Crash Survivor Conscious, Moving Legs

Shauna Sand Gets Estranged Hubby Arrested

3rd Adenhart Crash Victim Identified

'Top Model' Winner: Replicant?

The 'Carlton Dance' Gene Is Recessive

Snoop to World -- Watch Me Smoke My Brains Out!

Kim K: You Call That a Booty?!

Snoop Dogg's Wife -- Deady Dead?

Lawsuit: Milwaukee Star Bucked Me Up

Mugshot of Man Who Caused Adenhart Crash

Billy Bob to Canada -- My Words Were Mashed

Angela Lansbury: Yoda, She Wrote

Porn Star Goes Down ... Not Like That

Lindsay Lohan -- Third Club's a Charm

Bulbous Frog Bites It, Gets Lit

Jacko -- The Man in the Rear-View Mirror

Sober Driving Mr. Pattinson

Giuliani -- McNuggets of Economic Wisdom

Gerard Butler -- I Work for TMZ Now

Wild Thing

Guess Who This Kid Turned Into!

Adenhart Crash Survivor in Induced Coma

Speidi Needs a Surgeon's General Warning

Johnny Depp: Baller of the Caribbean

K-Fed -- My Weed Days Are Up in Smoke!

Amber Alert Issued for Bob Barker

Pap to Rapaport -- Yes, I Inhaled

Woody Harrelson: You're Undead to Me, TMZ - REDIRECT

Sandra Bullock: Two-Legged Bitch

Hulk's Ironic Problem With Young Drivers

Adenhart Crash Suspect Charged with Murder

Snoop's Wife -- Neither Dead, Nor in a Basement

Britney's New Command Performance

Cassie -- Bald Is the New Black

The Fonz -- Jew Gotta Love Easter, Too!

Transgendered Mayor: Monty Python's Eric Idle?

Canada to Billy Bob: No Thank You

Swing Him Like Beckham

Cop a Feel

Shauna Sand's Ex -- I'm a Victim of O.J.

TMZ's 'Paid to Party' Sweepstakes Winner!

Sgt. Callahan in 'Police Academy: 'Memba Her'?!

NFL Player Tased And Confused

Justin Timberlake -- FutureSex/LoveSouthwest

Vin Diesel's Easter Miracle

MJ's Auction -- Unsurprisingly Scary

'Top Model' Auditions: Now with Less Carnage!

Joe Francis -- Sofa, Not So Good

Nick Hogan: Life's a Drag

TMZ's Mash-Up Mixer Makes You a TMZ Editor

TMZ's Heinous Hair Contest -- The Finalists!

Prez Pup Coming to Obama White House Tuesday

Linda Gray: Good Genes or Good Docs?

Witherspoon Fears Shot to the Face

Attack of the Easter Bunny!

Well Hello, Welcome to My Home

Danny Glover Pants'd by Oprah Question

Soap Star Brenda Dickson: 'Memba Her?!

Hair-Brained Celebrities

Jonas Bro Takes Miley Cyrus for a Ride

Mickey Rourke: 'You Ain't Ugly, Baby'

Fabio Wrecks Ferrari ... That Wasn't His

Lindsay Lohan -- I Need a Mood Swing

OctoBabies: Check Out Our Double Wide!

Prez Barack Obama -- That Damn TMZ!

Fabio on Crash: Gimme a Brake

It's P!nk!

Whose Ripped Body?

Scott MacIntyre: Miranda's Ex on 'SATC'?!

Katy Perry Gets Frisky with RomoCop

Timberlake Doesn't Like 'em Over 21

Chris Brown -- You Dirty Mall Rat

Nicky Hilton -- Rear Ended in Vegas

Rudy Huxtable Double Fists It

Bangarang! Rufio Resurfaces!

Ryan Seacrest's GF -- So Foxy

Lauer to Kathie Lee -- Don't Touch Me There!

Nicole Richie Does a Bump

Matilda Ledger -- Chasing the Clouds Away

Rihanna -- On the Record

Stone Gets Rid of That Not So Fresh Feeling

TMZ's Heinous Hair Contest -- Final Five!

Brandon Walsh Scares Little Children

Wow, What Big Ears You Have!

Jessica Simpson -- Can You Pass the Braid?

Mel Gibson's Wife Files for Divorce

Kanye West Case in Court

Phil Spector -- Murderer

Mel Gibson Responds to Robyn

Phil Spector Mug Shot -- Something's Fishy

'Lost' Star -- Dead Isn't Always Dead

Lenny Kravitz -- Granny Winner

Victoria's Secret Model -- Sake Bombed?

Ferrari Owners to Fabio: You're Pedaling Lies

TMZ's Heinous Hair Contest -- The Winner!!!

Russian Singer on Mel -- 'Nyet' to Affair Rumors

Timberlake & Pitt -- The OTHER Mile High Club

Ryan Seacrest -- Never Been Kissed?

Chris Brown -- Extreme Makeover: Baby Edition

Would You Date Lindsay Lohan?

The Killer From 'Friday The 13th': 'Memba Her?!

Guess Who This Kid Grew Up To Be!

Miley -- With Adults You Get Eggroll

Hasselbeck Kid's a Screamer -- Just Like Mommy!

Photog Saves Ryan Reynolds' Breath

Got a Light?

Golic Bites the Hand That Poorly Feeds Him

Breslin to TMZ -- You Don't Look Like a Zombie

Tori Spelling -- Go Ahead, Flash My Baby!

Shawn Johnson Gets Permanent Stay Away

Even Andrea Bocelli Gets Horse

Jason's Mom in "Friday the 13th": 'Memba Her?!

I'm Mrs. Voorhees

Cat Throwing Reality Star Pleads Guilty

Lindsay's Mom -- Worst Mother Ever?

Osbournes Screw the Pooch

Ruth Madoff -- Prison Pays

The Poop on the New First Dog

Miley Cyrus -- You're Dim Sum and Then Sum

Jason Statham Cranks Up the Heat

Warrant Issued for Angie Everhart -- Over 50 Bucks

The Obamas -- What's Up Dog?

Wacko Jacko Auction Called Off

Lisa Rinna & Cojo Get Cheeky

'True Blood' Actor -- Truly a Vamp?

Katie Holmes -- Grateful Dead Inside

Guess Who Her A-List Ex-Husband Is!

By George, I Think She Doesn't Have Him

'Passion' Writer -- Mel's Hiding $$$ From Me!

Eva Longoria Looks Swell

Samuel L -- TMZ Had Pass to Beat Woody's Ass!

The Glamorous Life

Guess Who This Lil' Kid Turned Into!

Mel's Rumored Russian -- All Knocked Up!

Scott Storch Busted for Alleged Bentley Theft

'90210' -- You Gotta See This! -- redirect

Jenna Jameson Whips Out the Twins

Manny Ramirez Loves Jews, Money

Seth Green Pulls a Britney

De La Hoya -- I'm No Bone Head

Halle Berry -- Out of This Third World

The Hard Rock Hotel Prize Info

Jake G. Uses Protection

OctoMom -- Brought to You By ... OctoMom!

Lady GaGa Out 'Dos Herself

Garrett's Racist Taunts: 'Wear the Turban!'

Fabio & Ferrari -- Bad Brake-Up

NASA Walks All Over C.O.L.B.E.R.T.

Manchester Wins, Ronaldo Disrobes

'Hungry Eyes' Singer Eats a Jail Sentence

Hulk Hogan -- I Know Why O.J. Did It

A Billion Reasons to Date Steve Wynn...

The 'Lost'Diary -- Some Like It Hoth

It's James Joyce!

Olympic Swimmer in Wet Suit

Amy Winehouse Slings Mud

Quentin Tarantino: Madame?!

Someone's After OctoMom!!!

James Franco Alert!

Hulk: I Took the High Road -- Didn't Slash Wife

MSNBC Goes Nuts for Teabagging

Marc Anthony Infiltrates Leo's Mantourage

Valene from "Knots Landing" : Memba Her?!

Ben on 'Growing Pains': 'Memba Him?!

'Britain's Got Talent' Lady Needs Support

Michelle Williams Is in Earth, Wind & Fire?

Liam Neeson -- Family on the Rebound

Mel Gibson and Robyn Play House(s)

It's 'Knot' Right, But It's Ok

Valene on 'Knots Landing': 'Memba Her?!

Boob Barker -- Come on Down!!!!!!!!!

Britney's Ex Sued Over Car Attack

'Crank' Car Wash -- The Breast Show in Town

B*tches Love Brody Jenner

Kendra Wilkinson Works the Pole

Eminem's Lil Bro Popped for DUI

Cane Fu: The Legend Continues

Hugh Jackman Goes Over the Edge

Pacquiao Takes on Super Mini Flyweight

'One Tree Hill' Star Busted for SSN Scam

Maid to Candy Spelling: Gimme a Break

Woman Arrested for Peeping into Britney's House

Company Wants Cheese from Red, Red Wine Band

Dennis Quaid: Are You Ready to Rock?!

Pam Anderson Sells Out for Strip Steak

Cops: Lil' Kim's Hot Ride Was Actually Hot

Woody Harrelson Eats and Runs -- for His Life!

Feud at Guess? Good Guess

Lady GaGa -- X Marks the Nipple

Heidi & Spencer -- 'Til Death...

Britney Involved in Surprise Marriage Scheme

Backstreet Boy Battles Demons in the Lion's Den

33 Different Ladies Love Cool James

Janice Dickinson Hurts Bank Bailout -- Allegedly

Reflecting with Mischa Barton

McCartney Alta Cocker Fans Resort to Thievery

Kanye Walks All Over High Priced Sidekick

Miss USA Host -- Bush Out, Walberg In

Full Fabulous House

Hartnett and Christensen -- On Again!?

Helio Speeds Past Tax Evasion Charges

Supermodels: Then and Now

OG Daisy Duke Fills Up

Hogan -- I Followed Christ, Not O.J.

The Wrong Question to Ask Randy Couture

Spanish Pop Star Drives the Paparazzi Loco

Nicole Richie's Baby Makeover

It's a Miracle -- Billy B Back at Miss USA!

Heidi Fleiss: Crypt Keeper?

Britney Chirps Off L.A. Drivers

Mel Gibson Gives Divorce Judge the Boot

She's Anderson Cooper's Mom

Socialite Gloria Vanderbilt: 'Memba Her?!

Elle Macpherson Heats Up Down Under

Jay-Z's Posse Has Shallow Pockets

James Caan Gives As Good As He Gets

Dylan McDermott Can't Give His House Away

Britney -- Science Project

Don Henley -- All He Wants to Do Is Sue!

Suri Cruise: Three Years on Earth

Tyler Perry Presents ... An Alleged Stalker

Man/Woman in the Mirror

Madonna Injured While Horseback Riding

Christie Brinkley: Good Genes or Good Docs?!

'Can't Hardly Wait' to Get a Restraining Order

Singer Bill Withers: 'Memba Him?!

Lovely Day

Anderson Cooper: Man on the Street

Mario Joyner -- It Pays to Be Friends with Seinfeld

TMZ's Rockin' Body Contest

Lauren Conrad -- Yes Wii Can

Britain's Got Pornstar Talent

How Much for That 'Slumdog' Kid in the Window?

Mickey Rourke Wants to Loki-ck McHale's Butt

'Housewife' to Website -- Urine Trouble Now!

Milian & Dream -- Young Love

Jake Gyllenhaal -- Coachella's #1 Fan

Larry King -- America's Pastime

Suri's Birthday Bash Crashed by Airborne Paps

'True Blood' Vamp -- 'What's Twilight?'

Susan Boyle -- Her Sunday Best

Rihanna Parties in Alba's No Fun Zone

Pap Calls Madonna's Camp Liars

Lisa Rinna's Body -- The G-Rated Edition

Tori Spelling -- I've Always Been a Beanpole!

How Liddell Warmed Up for Career Ending TKO

Private Hasselhoff in 'Operation Spit Swap'

Agassi & Graf -- Sex Life on Fire

Oprah Pulls Columbine Episode

Tyler Perry Alleged Stalker Threatens Murder

Lisa Rinna's Body -- The G-Rated Edition

Here Comes Andy Roddick's Bikini Model Bride...

Paul McCartney -- Abbey Robe

Miss USA Chicks -- Gluttons for Fried Punishment

Vegas Nightclub Rats Out Lindsay Lohan

Amy Wino's Skin Cracks Too

Wilbur from 'Mr. Ed': 'Memba Him?!

A Horse Is a Horse

Lindsay & Mel B -- Dancing with the Bars

Check Out GaGa's Tea Cups

Zac Efron Clowns Chump at Lakers Game

Rockin' Body Contest: The Final 6

Cops Say Madonna Horse Story Is Bogus

Marilyn Manson -- Pale Sense of Humor

Police Report Casts Doubt On Madonna's Story

Claudia Jordan to Miss Cali: Work That Gay Room

'Sandlot' Kid Arrested for Allegedly Smacking GF

Kim K. Washes Up on Shore

Bone Thugs Rapper Cleared, Yet Still in Jail

Miss Cali Claims She Was 'Biblically Correct'

'Slumdog' Brawl -- One Mother of a Fight

Rockin' Body Contest -- Winner!

Brangelina in Aisle Three

'Sandlot' Kid -- Yeah, Yeah, We're Back Together

Guess Who This Kid Turned Into!

Wilbur From 'Mr. Ed': Memba Him?!

Jimmy Dean's House Overcooked in Blaze

A Drag Queen Is the First Lady of Cameroon?

Tyler Perry's Alleged Stalker Charged

Chris Reeve's Son on Madge -- Accidents Happen

Julianne & Chuck's Breast Dance Yet

L.A. Laker Re: RiRi -- Not Hittin' It

Keeping Miley Cyrus Dry Is a Full-Time Job

Oompa Goes Overboard -- Head First!

Brooke Hogan Stack$ Up

Slim Shady

Guess Who This Kid Turned Into!

Magazine Photoshops the Black Off Barack

E! vs. Access -- Battle of the Twits

Snoop D-O Double G ... Literally

Justin Long Takes the Red Light Challenge

Cuchi-Cuchi

Guess Whose Button Nose This Is!

'30 Rock'-er: Check This Style, Nerds!

'Dr. Phil' Couple Popped for Pill Robbery

Crying Anna Nicole Judge 86'd from Will

Jamie Foxx on Thin Ice Over Vodka Suit

Bend Him Like Beckham

Bozzio the Clown

Lead Singer of Missing Persons: 'Memba Her?!

Do Not Rent a Storage Unit to Corbin Bernsen

It's Hard Out Here for a White Guy

'Star Trek' Widow's Trust -- For the Dogs

'A.I.' Judges Issue Contempt Citation

Snoop -- The Grass Is Greener Outside Court

Vanessa Hudgens: Hot and Pantless

Shots Fired at 'Dog' Chapman

Howard Stern Exposes a Screeching Beyonce

Cops: No Evidence on 'Slumdog' Dad

Joel Osteen's Wife -- Playmate of the Year?

'Dog' Hunter Booked for Attempted Homicide

Rihanna & Katy Perry: Sun-Kissed Girls

O.C. 'Housewife' Fights Dirty Over Topless Pic

Lindsay Lohan's Sideboob Peepshow

Bono, Jovi and Bill -- Who's the Bigger Rockstar!?

Beth Chapman: Multiple Witnesses Heard the Shot

The Cattiest Show on Earth!

Prince Accused of Royally Screwing Book People

Beyonce's Daddy to Haters: You're All Idiots

Weatherman Nearly Sends Cameraman Off Cliff!

Conan the Barbarian

Guess Who's Got Gunk in Their Teeth!

Tyrese - 77,946, Estranged Wife - 0

JT and Jessica: Game On

Lane Garrison Settles with Crash Victims

Beyonce's Dad Was Right -- Hoax, Hoax, Hoax!!!

Billy Bush -- Mono-a-Womano at Miss USA

Tyrese's Prenup -- Ex Gets Nada

'Sopranos' Star Calls In a Hit Over Miss Cali

Jacko -- The Invisible Man in the Mirror

Retired NFL Superstar Busted for Drugs

Tony Danza's Busted Car -- Not So Boss

Josh Hartnett 911 -- I Feel Like Crap

Jag Legend Booked on Multiple Drug Charges

Dick Clark: Rockin' n' Rollin'

Mayor Bloomberg -- What a Waist!

A Small Wonder

The Secretary in 'Ferris Bueller': 'Memba Her?!

Miley Cyrus: Like a Virgin

Lovato Wanted Drugs, Fans Delivered

Anna Nicole's Sis -- Pay Me for Selling Out Anna!

Hayden Panettiere -- Victim of a Jewelry Heist

Jimmy Smith -- Hall of Shame Mug Shot

Michael Jackson's Latest Hit ... and Run?

Salma Hayek Is the Octo-Mom?

'Dog' on Shooting -- I'm Not Making This Up!

Whose Butt?

It's Mel B's Booty!

Pharrell's Skin Melted by Frikkin' Laser Beams

J. Lo -- Hate to See Her Go, Butt ...

McConaughey's BJ -- Run for Your Life!!!

Mr. Mariah SquarePants

EMT: Jacko's Hit-n-Run Driver Caused Injuries

Audrina Rejects Smoothest Pick-Up Line Ever

Today's Lady GaGa Fashion Update

Marilyn Manson Exposed as Charming Romantic

Jacko Hit-n-Run Case -- The Wreckage

You Be Trippin' Homie!!!

Was Marv Albert at LAX Yesterday? YES!

Usher's Basketball Loyalties Tested in D.C.

Ex Beauty Queen: My Talent Isn't Drunken Driving

Paris Hilton's BFF Slams Head in Car Crash

Jay Leno Hospitalized

Fergie Is So 3008

Barack-a-Bye Baby -- Obama Advisor Nods Off

Britney Weaves It All on Stage

Blagojevich's Hair Care Mystery -- Revealed!

Doctor Doctor

Gonzo from 'Trapper John M.D.': 'Memba Him?!

How to Make an NFL Draft Pick Blush...

Susan Boyle Is Paris Hilton's Father?

Xzibit Stiffs Bank, Enjoys Stiff Drink

Katherine Heigl -- Gridlocked

Larry King -- Pizza Boy

Hard News??? KABC Covers Strip Club Opening

Will Ferrell -- Piss Drunk

It's The Boogie Monster!!!!!!!

Heidi & Spencer's Ridiculous Wedding Plan

Oprah in Legal War Over 'Aha! Moment'

Snoop Dogg: Lien on Me

'Slumdog'Love?

Oprah: 'Aha!' I Got You!

Jessica Alba's Mini-Me

'Reno 911' Star's Stimulus Plan -- Go Gucci!

Yeah-Yeah -- An Eye for an Eye?

TMZ TV Tonite -- Don't Get Fresh

Gwen Stefani: Sweatin' to the '80s

Economy Strikes -- Zoo Animals Forced to Hoof It

Susan Boyle Stripped of Her Natural Charm

Shawn Johnson Roasted by the Piano Man

Tyler Perry's Alleged Stalker -- Government Ties

Miss California Gets the Big O

Guess Which Gov. Candidate Is Screwing Cali?

White House Sleeper Gets Serious Wake Up Call

Jay Leno -- Out of the Hospital

Okla. City Bomber -- Prison Is a Pain In His Ass

Rihanna to LAPD -- Gimme Back My Bling!

'Lost' Star Sued for Sexual Harassment

Jack Wants Payback -- Sues Ex Studio Head

Ciara Doesn't Understand English

Flavor Flav Buzzes Around the Airport

When Hugh Met Pooh

Laura on 'Knot's Landing': 'Memba Her?!

Constance Craving

Kat Von D & Benji -- Motley Screwin' Around?

Now Casting -- OctoMom: The Musical!

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Heidi and Spencer: The Take Over Begins

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Kate Walsh Dogged By Soon-to-be Ex

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Cops Taser 'Suicidal' Former Basketball Star

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He's Right Behind You, Suri!

World to Pitt's Parents: Thank You!

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Motorized Bar Stool Drunk -- Free to Ride Again

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Joel Madden Gets Tit for Tat

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NFL Star Accused of Barroom Beatdown ... Again

Jayson Williams' Attorney: He Was Not Suicidal

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Wrestling Legend's Son Busted for Heroin

NBA's Derek Fisher -- I'm Being Stalked

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The Transformation of a Wachowski Brother

Wolfgang Puck Sued for Crappy Dining Experience

James Gandolfini Explodes

Rihanna -- Queen of Beers

Paris Hilton -- Kosher Moron

Hot Lips from 'M*A*S*H': Memba Her?!

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Rodman Forced to Pay Major Booty for Butt Slap

Sam Lutfi -- Cowardly, Lyin'

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Ricky Schroder -- I'm Not a Tool

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TMZ's Trashin' Fashion -- Winner!!!

Fitty Shot -- This Time It's Cute

Congressman Has Sinking Feeling

Fisher's Alleged Stalker Thwarted Law

Crazy Mother Trucker Leads Cops on Wild Chase

Miss California Loves All Former Men Equally

Julia Roberts -- Pretty Woman, Pretty Dirty Mouth!

Phoebe Price Almost Kills Self to Make TMZ

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The Man Suing Snoop -- Beaten to a Pulp

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Tyra Banks Takes a Stand Against Alleged Stalker

Rob and Big -- Attacked by Racist Hackers

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Rihanna Jewels Released from Custody!

Kate Walsh Divorce -- House Is a Big Zero

Chris Brown's Lawyer May Want Case Dismissed

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Adam Lambert: Lets It All Lang Out

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Tupac Is Alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toni Braxton: My Insurance Co. Has No Heart

Sean Penn -- She Can Pay Her Own Way

Casey Aldridge Crash Report

Shauna Sand Bites Back

Watts and Schreiber's Son Released from Hospital

Betty White: Thank You for Bea-ing a Friend

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Dustin Hoffman -- Definitely Lost, Definitely

Kramer vs. Kramer

Country Star Has the Balls to Play Testicle Festival

Red House Furniture -- For Blacks AND Whites!

Speidi -- You Make Me Sick!

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The Chick from 'Hunter': 'Memba Her?!

Lindsay Lohan Eats It

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Alex Rodriguez -- B*tch T*ts?!

America's Next Top Convicted Stalker

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J. Hud Taken to the Mat

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