Articles - August, 2008
Updated Articles - August, 2008
And Now for a Little Gay Bassing ...
Audrina: This Is Why She's Hot
Verne to Sex Tape Co-Star: You Beat Me, Bitch!
Gummi Bear to Friend: You're My Pawn
Brit: A Free Woman for Halloween
Bratton Takes Heat for "Outing" LiLo
Rob Lowe Wins Some, Loses Some
"Desperate" Kate Too Strong for Lance
The Gray Area Between "Dallas" and "Dynasty"
NFL Legend to EA -- What Can You Do for Brown?
Amy Winehouse Is One Sick Puppie
Inmate: Suge Wrapped Me into Submission
For Sale: Lady Liberty, Torch Sold Separately
Rod Stewart Snubs One Person Fan Base
Ignoring Trends, Tara Reid Stays Straight
Shauna Sand Works Hard for the Money
John Mayer Is a Hard Bodied Soft Rocker
Neighbor Says He's Boxer's Latest Punching Bag
Roberto Cavalli Has Seg-Way Too Much Money
David Spade Has a Deal With the Devil
Don't Listen to William H. Macy
Bravo Star Ought Not to Be in Pictures
Genie Francis Relives Past - Forgets Present
Doesn't Kim Know It'll Go Straight to Her Hips?!?
Shia Chills at Hospital with Bum Arm
Sharon Stone Hits Karmic Jackpot
Hudson Lives Strong For Old Flame
"Big Bro's" Gay Cowboy Is Back to Broke
Miley 2.0 Can't Speak for Herself
"Hairspray" and "ANTM" Vacay Bitch Fight!
Brangelina Twins -- 14 Million Dollar Babies
Lindsay Rips LA Top Cop a New One
Al Pacino: Hands Free and Styleless
Idiot Savant Friday -- Can't We Stop the Music?
"Old and Ill" Also Applies to Harry Dean Stanton
What's Aramaic for "I'm On the Other line"
No Joke -- Bernie Mac Hospitalized for Pneumonia
Rihanna & Chris Brown Get Proactiv
Charlie's Chocolate Factory Missing an Employee
Big Beatings on Small People Equals Large Suits
Shot Fired -- Diddy Runs for Cover
Dupri Shooting -- All Over VIP Access
Chudney Ross Involved in Supreme Accident
Amy's Home: Don't Eat the Cherry Snowcones!
Cops Wrongly Call Foul on Paul Pierce
Balthazar's Wife has Her Hands Full, Too
Christina Applegate Fighting Breast Cancer
Liv Tyler Comes to Grips with Her Hubby's Brother
Cops Say Paul Pierce Not Drunk Enough
Shellshock to VH1: I Pay For My Own Drugs
Rhymes with Moore -- We Mean Bore!
Hilton to McCain: Take My Money and Shove It
Clooney and Crawford -- Less is Amore
Rodman -- Unregistered S6 Offender
Blonsky's Mom: She Couldn't Stop the Beat
Cops Put Paul Pierce on the Foul Line
Rampage May Really Be Screwed Now
Mary-Kate All Clammed Up on Heath Death
Amy Winehouse Won't Go Commando
Finally, Someone Crazier than Buzz Aldrin
McCain -- Between a Rock and a Jiggly Place
Morgan Freeman Injured in Car Accident
Nigel Lythgoe: No Longer "Idol" Wannabe
Hospital: Freeman in "Serious" Condition
Freeman May Have Been Driving Dazy
Even Cindy Walsh Wouldn't Buy This One
Baldwin and Ice Cube -- This Race is War
Who's the Guy with the Freak Arms?
Mams Taylor: To Get a Hot Girl, You Need Punch
Ed Keeps Pants Up, Lips Closed on Gay Gossip
Mr. Rumble -- Let's Get Ready to Pay Me
Chad Still Playing in Bush League
Freeman Not Ready for His Close Up After Wreck
Nicollette Sheridan: Method Actress?
LiLo, Paris & Brit 2008 - You Buyin' These Smiles?
Hulk to Freddie: What'cha Gonna Do?
Khloe Likes Her Wieners on a Stick
Patricia Heaton: Cute as a (Belly) Button
Bar's Legs Were Made for Walking and Flaunting
Flavor Flav Is Off the Key Chain
Space Is Not Scotty's Final Frontier
Teen Idol Fabian: 'Memba Him?!
Charlie to Dr. -- I'll Nickel You to Death!
Diana Ross to TMZ: Open Your Eyes, Fool!
So You Think You Can Confirm Our Story
Puerto Rico to "Idol": No Gracias!
Kim K Butts in On Training Camp
Jennifer Lopez: Xenu on Line One
Rev. Diddy Sends Freeman His Praise
Fiddy Gets Baby from Mama -- No Drama
Mary-Kate's Lawyer: She Knows Nothing
Fight Over George Jefferson's Piece of the Pie
Freeman -- "Unconscious" When Found
Iggy Pinched -- Stooges Make Off with Axes
Jordan & Peter: The Boobs Have Landed
McGraw to Lawsuit Pest: Tussle on My Turf!
Sometimes Phallic Cured Meat is Just a Hot Dog
Pink and Ex Share Custody of Hairdo
Cheeseheads Hire Egghead to Put Out Favre Fire
Gary Dourdan Has the Last Laugh
Gwen Stefani: 800 Months Pregnant
Toni Braxton Sets the Pace On "DWTS"
Statham: Grandma Got Run Over by a Papper
Hearst Gals - From Symbionese to Faux-Lebanese!
Jump On the Jolie-Pitt Money Train
Ed Norton -- Triple Security Threat At LAX
Paris' "Real Thing" Looks Like a Knock-Off
Spotted: Another Grim Gossip Girl
The First Mr. Julia Roberts, Unearthed From Ivy
Papper Jonesing for a Vinnie Style Beatdown
LC to Teen Choice: I'm Not Worthy!
I Kissed An Heiress and I Liked It
"Malcolm" Kid in Middle Over "Escobar" Flick
McCain -- Paris Is My Energizer Bunny
Paris to McCain: "See You at the Debate, Bitches!"
Sam Ronson Has Giant Huevos to Boot
Pussycat Dude Drops Dime on LC
Ex-QB Kosar Gettin' Heavy Pocket Pressure
J. Lo Won't Have to Sell Diddy Down the River
Britney: Conservatorships Make You Hot
Hollywood Madam Returns to Her Roots
Ryan: Divorce Makes the Body Grow Fonder
'GGW' Crew Guy Pinched for Alleged Assault
Cindy and Heidi Vacay in Titaly
When You Care Enough to Slam the Very Best
Katie Price's Change of Breast
Spelling Still Baskin in Soft Serve Drama
Troyer's Ex: Thanks for the "Lasting" Gift
Jonas Bros Infiltrated by Teenie Stalkers
Tim Gunn Tops Audrina and Kim K
Reese Witherspoon: Ring Around the Jakey
We Played with Beckham Today, What'd You Do?
Potential McCain VP: Paris Is On Our Side
You Won't Like Us When We're Angry
Guard Won't Let Paps Liv and Let Live
Charo Cuchi-Cuchis Like a Teenager
Nick Learns to Make the Bed He's Laying In
Hollywood Big Wig Sued in Fatal Golf Cart Crash
Dark Night for Batman Director's Ex
Prostate Cancer Victim Pissed Off at 'Dr. Phil'
Mary-Kate a Red Herring in Ledger-Gate
Usher -- I'm a Mama's Boy Again
Lil' Kim Party Girl Found Dead at Times Sq. Club
Morgan Freeman Driving to Splitsville
Lil' Kim in Dark About Shady Club Killing
Jamie Lynn: Baby's Got Her Body Back
Suri: I Want to Be Part Of Your World
DEA -- What Were THEY Smoking?!
Fan Shows Keanu His Own Private Idaho
Paris: They Like Her, They Really Really ...
Star Jones Orders the Leg & Thigh Lunch Special
Take a Number -- Shauna's Single Again!
Sienna Miller Should Bottle That Chutzpah!
PETA: Beheaded Man Tastes Just Like Chicken
Sue Ellen Ewing on "Dallas": 'Memba Her?!
Eddie Murphy: One Day I'll Stand-Up Again!
Being Dave Navarro Has Some Titillating Perks
Brody to Spencer: Dude, Don't Go Nude!
Dixie Chick Given the Cowboy Boot by Hubby
LC to "Dolls" Producer: You're Insane!
Even the Jonas Bros. Forget Archuleta Exists
Unlike Rodney, Dangerfield's Widow Gets Respect
Mena Suvari: Ivana Look Like You
Jaime and Hubby: Litigious Kings of Their Castle
The Crabbiest Pageant Contestants Ever
D.C. "Hills" -- Calling All Brodys!
L'Oreal to Beyonce: We Like You The Way You Are
Club Worker Pinched in Lil' Kim Party Death
Lindsay Lohan -- New Tattoo Alert!
Jigga Man: B's Whitewash Is Good for a Laugh
Brett Favre Sells Out New Jersey
Jonas Bros. Ditch Spotlight Live after Killing
Boy Bander's People Can't Get Story Straight
Lily Allen: Why the English Are So Jolly
Carl Blonsky -- Protective Pop or Demented Dad?
Christina Claims She Was Duped By "Dip" S**t
A Celebrity Study in Gross Anatomy
Joe: Casino Lures Whales With Booze and Sex!
Shauna DUMB-Founded by Divorce
Lawsuit: "Swing Vote" Was MY Piece of Garbage!
Mary J -- The J Stands for Jackin'
Club Murder: Rahman, On Roof, With Lead Pipe
Jay-Z -- My Marriage is One of MY 99 Probs
Country Loser Bitter About Leaving Sugarland
Homewrecker World Tour Continues
"Sober Living" -- A Living Hell
Blonsky's Dad's Stones Saved ... by Kidney
Levi McConaughey: Baby Got Papped
Blonsky's Dad -- Stuck in Paradise
Sam to LiLo: That Was a Gun in My Pocket
Brooke Hogan: Busty or Busted?
Justin Time to Get JT All To Ourselves
Bro-lin Says Still Best Bros With Penn
"Dancing" Dumps Old Cloris for Heartache Toni
Squiggy from "Laverne & Shirley":'Memba Him?!
Skanks in Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear
Mini-Me Works His Pick-Up Lines
Shauna's Ex: Divorce Settlements Don't Buy Class
Rob Pimps In Israel -- Jew Know Who I Am?!
Mr. T: I've Been Pitying Fools for 28 Years!
Gary Busey Reaches His Point Break
Killed Club Girl's Grisly Final Moments
Edwards Admits Affair, Says Enquirer Was Right
Bloomberg Exposes Jigga's Hard Knock Wife
"Egocentric" Edwards: I Was "99% Honest"
Lauren Conrad Chokes at Own Fashion Show
Richard D: Daddy Screwed Me out of "Jaws" $$$
Marky Mark Nabbed by LiRo's Funky Bunch
Audrina Patridge: Better on Mute
Jenna Jameson Teaches Pets About Safe Sex
Idiot Savant Friday -- Callin' All Jocks!
Hey Everyone ... Séance at Sharon Tate's!
Edwards In An Affair To Remember
Alba & Biel: One of These Fools Has Gots to Go!
Britney Bounces Back with Her Boys
Balthazar and Sienna -- Up Clothed & Personal
Ronson -- A Feather in Lindsay's Hat
Matt: After Birth Can Be Tasty Too!
The Gold Standard Is Just Really Hot!
Mistress: I Like My DNA The Old Fashion Way
Carey Hart's Brother Dies in Motocross Crash
Troyer: Little Game Goes Long Way
Bongo Man Put Beat On Baby Momma
Jerry's Kids: We're Sick of Being Cut Out
Brangie: Let's Cut Out the Baby Fat
Woman Goes Hog Wild over Clooney
Yung Berg Busted for Weapons and Weed
Getty's Clothed Encounter of the Third Kind
All in All, It Was a Violent Night for the Panettieres
"Hero" Dad Accused of Spousal Abuse
Panettiere Dad to Mom: You Disrespected Me!
YouTube Bully Popped for BF Beatdown
The Curse of Hayden Panettiere
Shauna Spots a Hooker -- Not in Mirror
Don't Believe Everything You Hear
Hayden's Parents Partied Before Confrontation
Hollywood Rugrats: Over the Hill?
Alcohol a Factor in Panettiere Alleged Attack
Pam Lets Loose With Tweak of the Week
Spanish Hoops Squad Takes Its Eyes Off the Ball
Claby Sighting in North Carolina!
Spelling Gets Smacked -- It's OK to Laugh
Did Jamie Foxx "Not See" the Swastika?
Regis Philbin Says Regis Philbin Holds Up Well
Trump to Lawyers: My Name is Money!
And On the 7th Day He Said "Let Girls Go Wild"
Family Matters, Jaleel White Doesn't
The One Thing Steve-O Won't Do
Blink's Hoppus: I Was McFrauded!
Unlike Hayden's Mom, Dad Ducked
Sean Paul Gets Irie, Gets Busted in Sweden
H-Wood Hit & Run Driver Collides w/ Victim - Again
Jake Gyllenhaal: A Better Persian of Me
McConaughey Hangs 10 with a Rooster and a Beer -- redirect
Calling All Train Wrecks -- Bret Wants YOU!
Tito Not Taking His Brother's Jack-son
Dolce & Gabbana's Summer Collection (of Men)
Car Co. Says Kim K's Ex Drove Off Without Paying
McMahon - "I Will Gladly Pay You Tuesday ..."
Hayden's Mom -- Forgive and Forget?
Sienna Tries to Have Her Cake, Eat It Too
Hudgens Accused of Being a Big Stiff
"Virgin" Actor Arrested in Vicious Stabbing
Obama Girls Give Paris and Brit the Stink-Eye
Blonsky Dad Bailed -- But Stuck on Turks
Allmans Still Stuck in Long '70s Jam
Heidi Puts the "Ho" in Shopaholic
Not Everyone Hates Sienna Miller
Wahler's Wench Pays Thousands for a Tow
Tori Still Too Big for Britches
David Hassel Likes to Get Hoff on Himself
Stuart Scott Sings: "I'll Be" Keeping My Day Job!
Full Metal Sarge: Hollywood Is Rotten to the Corps
"The Karate Kid": 'Memba Him?!
Nick Carter: I'm a Huge Sell Out
Parole For Lennon's Killer? Oh No!
In the Name Of All That Is Holy
Miss Russia Doesn't Miss Russia
DMX Must Mean "Arrested" in Some Language
Lythgoe vs. Crown Bar Doorman -- The Rematch
Knife Attack Suspect and Victim Were Tight
Ed McMahon Seeks to Join Jonas Brothers
Shauna Sand: Mother of the Year
"The Karate Kid": 'Memba Him?!
Photog Won't Take Minogue For an Answer
Whoopi Clogs the Streets of NYC
Passing Gass Disgusts Autograph Seekers
Dennis Quaid Racks Up More Legal Woes
Salma Hayek Births a New Weight Loss Plan
Sinatra and Columbo: We've Got Pens But No Pals
Paris Not THAT Big a Famewhore
Mams -- Mad Cow Booted from Steak Joint
Isabel Wants No Part of Adrian's Entourage
Brad Pitt Beaten Up In Fight Club
So, Pierce, What Was it Like Busting Your Ass?
Post-Op Katie Price Implanted in SUV
Tyrese Transforms Into OptiPissed Prime
Hollywood Clubber Falls, Falls, Sues
Wynn: Hooker, I Hardly Knew Her!
Hayden's Mom -- Seriously Shady
Punchy Olympic Gymnast Masters Pummel Horse
Was Aniston Forced to Make Sophie's Choice?
Beyonce: Who's The Fairest of Them All?
Georgette from "Mary Tyler Moore": 'Memba Her?!
Name That Olsen Twin/Madden Brother
Marilyn Manson: New King of Pop?
Sienna's Ex: My Bad Mood Left When She Did
Stabbing Victim Allegedly Stabbed Ex-Hubby
Diddy Sets Himself Up for a Cavity Search
McCartney's Baggage Not a Problem for GF
Pap the Victim of "Police" Brutality
Sharon Stone Sued -- Karma's a Ditch!
Attorneys: Stabbing Suspect Disarmed Twice
Madge Wants No Mercy from Africa
Vietnam Purges Pervy Gary Glitter
D-Wade's Biz Boys Want Baller Money
Soon-Yi, Woody's Granddaughter? It Depends
Lil' Wayne to Court -- Bite Me!
Phelps: Before the Medals, Muscles and DUI
All Guts, No Glory: Olympic Injuries
Olympic Losers Pursue Topless Dancing
"Phil"-istine Preys On Audience
Men's Gymnastics Team Goes Chippendales
Stab Victim "Terrified" Malil Will Run
Casey: I Did Not Have Sex With That Woman
Lindsay: Things May Appear Larger Close Up
Mayer Goes Straight Hood on Jen Aniston
Coolio: Along Came a Spider ...
Yung Berg Won't Get Stuck to Guns
Mona from "Who's the Boss?": 'Memba Her?!
Brendan Fraser: Ready, Aim, Fired
Cops Say Bale Was a Good Christian
Mona from "Who's the Boss?": 'Memba Her?!
LeBron: You Won't Make An Ass Out of Me Twice!
Tori and Dean's Dull Star is Blinding
Patriots Save NY Giants Coach from Blackmail
Sean and Robin Penn Selling Their Love Nest
Olsen Twins Separated After Birth
Romo Calls BS -- Underwood's a Phoney
Browne: You Should Know, I'm Not Team McCain!
Jury Sides With God, Pastor's Wife Cleared
Fergie Tight-Lipped About Being a Prostitute
That's Not Daniel Dae Kim or Daniel Day Lewis
K-Fed Parties Like a Kid ... Without the Kids
Rod Stewart -- Rhys' Pieces Are Kim's Now
Mariah to Staff: Dry Me, Bitches!
"Idol" Fans Prefer No Talent Dad to Wannabe Son
Baby to Bridget: Where's Daddy?
A Day of Inadvertent Spotlight
Fake Show, Real Boobs, Questionable Dad
Reporter in Georgia Gets Her Shot at the Big Time
Kathy Griffin: I'm No Carrot Top!
Rumer: They Used to Call Me Hairy Tumor
Nicole to Ashlee: Let's Shop Til You Pop
Eric Gagne -- Still Got Juice In LA
Zahara to Brad: You're All Mine Today
Janet Jackson: Still a Big Talent
Navarro Ponies Up for Horse Sex Flick
Different Spanish Team -- Same Racism
Daddy, Why is Mickey Mouse in Handcuffs?
Rosie O'Donnell -- Bathing Beauty
Gwen Stefani's Water Still Hasn't Broken
Amy's Baggage Unleashed on Lady's Face
Olympian Carl Lewis: 'Memba Him?!
Simpsons Pray Jess Gets as Big as Dolly
First 'Black Prez' Clinton Is Straight Out the Hood!
Office-r Busts "Office" Star for Hardcore Drugs
Tom Cruise Allows Alien Invasion of Space
Courts Baffled By DMX's Billion Arrests
Bigfoot Press Conference Proves ... Nothing
Batman Begins ... Searching for Jen's Replacement
Jared Leto Sued for Not Making Music
Idiot Savant Friday -- She's Got Game!
Bigfoot's Reality Got SasSquashed
Denise Richards Is Movin' On ... Out
Shia's Mom is From A Galaxy Far, Far Away
Kim K Leaves Bush for Pussycats
Ben Stiller Uses The Tom Cruise Escape Method
Who'd You Rather? Olympians vs Stars
TMZ Cuts Out the Baby Fat -- Part Two!
"Dancing" Stars Tango with Burglar
Gummi Bear Swaps Spit with a Drag Queen
Mrs. Fields: There's Nothing Left in My Cookie Jar
Donnie Wahlberg Caught Partying with Kids
'Entourage' Star Pepper Sprayed at Club
Who'd You Rather? Olympians vs Stars
Tom Jones: It's Not Unusual to Wear a Mankini
Selena Gomez Gives Nick Jonas the Finger
Adrian Grenier: I Gave My Love a Cherry...
Which NFL Groupie Deserves Your Pigskin?
Who'd You Rather? Olympians vs Stars
Mother Doesn't Always Know Best
John Mayer: I Didn't Want to Waste Her Time
LiLo -- Sapphic with Semel Before SamRo
Malaysian H8er: Avril Will Screw Up Our Kids!
Yung Won't Pony Up Jack for Lil' Joc
Avalanche Survivor -- Once Frostbitten, Not Shy
Cindy's Man Slugs Over Crawford's Naked Jugs
$100 Million Puppeteer Strings Out Manager
Collins - No Jacket Required, No Shirt Remaining
Katie Price Softens Up -- Tired of the Same Ol' S**t
Roseanne: Angie a Dumb Bitch with Slacker Hubby
Mr. Olympia Is Overcompensating for Something...
Frenchie Whips Fetish Fans Into a Frenzy
Duff's Mouth Writes Check Her Finger Can't Cash
I Want Charles in Charge of Me
Bikini-Clad NFL Cheerleaders Make Fans Go Long
Other Girl on "Charles in Charge": 'Memba Her?!
Who'd You Rather? Gummi vs Verne
Wife Puts New Kid on the Chopping Block
Amy Winehouse -- Pray for Laryngitis
Kelly to Club: Don't Piss on My Image!
Crabby Road? Jonas Bros Blow Off Beatles
Applegate Gets the Breast News Ever
Managers: We Got Stiffed By "Big Black"
Lipo Patient says "90210" Doc Sucked
Britney to Birkhead: I Feel Your Pain
A-Rod Hitting Both Sides of Plate
Popo Probes NBA Baller's B-Day
Turks First Lady -- Fine to Chow
Ja's Bod Rules Kanye -- Does It Matter!?
Papper to Sienna: Bon Voyage, Homewrecker!
Linda Hogan: That Fur Was As Fake As Me
Suri Converts Doll to Scientology
Never Bulls**t a Japanese Bikini Model!
Spencer: I'd Make Phelps My Bitch
Lily Allen Punches Like a Girl
George's Crumb-y Real Estate Deal
That Samantha Ronson Clone is ... Her Lil' BRO?!
Joe Makes Mountain Out of Mammary Glands
Skinny Briefcase Models Play "Meal or No Meal"
Beard: Phelps' Breaststroke Stays in the Pool
Jenny Craig Hits It Big With Queen
Will Ferrell: I Don't Speak British, Mate
Is Beauty Skin Deep? We're Swapping Their Bods!
Roseanne to TMZ: Tell Me How My Ass Tastes!
Jenny Craig Hits It Big With Queen
Kate Beckinsale -- Ribbed for Your Pleasure
Princess Gummi: Someone Get Me My Staph!
Miley: I'm Not Old Enough to Get Housed
Fat Lady Still Trapped Inside 70 Pound Boy
Metallica Singer Cuts Off Hiker's Happy Trail
God Save the Pope from the Dope
Dodger Catcher -- I'm Not Manny's Nanny
LisaRaye -- Bruised But Not Battered
Dave Matthews Band Member Dead
Pervy Gary Glitter -- Thai Stuck in Airport
Damon Dashes from Condo Cash, Says Bank
McConaughey: Ridden Hard, Put Away Wet
DMB Concert: "LeRoi Gave His Ghost Up Today"
Borgnine: I'm a Bigger Jerkoff Than Your Dad!
Will the Real Angie Dickinson Please Stand Up?
Excess Baggage and Serious Saggage
Michael Phelps -- Cereal Killer
Country Star Wants Cold One, Gets Cold-Cocked
Bitter Fan: It's Britney, "Bitch!"
Isaiah Washington -- Check Out My GLAADware!
Jonas Brothers Can't Keep It Up
Kim K's Trojan Man Rubs Off on Her
Dollhouse Dude Upgrades to Mobile Home
Winehouse Not Back in Rehab Yet
"The Office" Guy in Ecstasy Over Drug Case
Aniston: A Married Man's Better Than None at All
G'N'R Drummer Debuts Cry-nese Democracy
Hollywood "Bitch Slapper" Finally Gets Served
No One Wants Roseanne's Sloppy Seconds
Will Smith -- Smurfed in the Rear
Nicollette Sheridan's Face Cracks ... A Smile
Ricky Martin -- Livin' In Vitro Loca
Tila Tequila's GF Gets Slap Happy in Vegas
Kate Hudson's Worst Flightmare
Vick from Prison: My Ass Is Getting Broker
Cops Give Shia a Hand ... Kinda
Someone's Pissed at Salma Hayek
Jen Lingers with Intent in John's Town
Mark Spits on Phelps -- I Could Take Him!
Other Nerds Say Nintendo Jacked Their Joystick
Team Blonsky Uses Nuclear Bomb in Petty Case
Adrian to Shia: I Ain't MADD At You
Springer to Speidi: Even I Don't Go There
Jen Lingers with Intent in John's Town
Black Eyed Plea: I'm No Homophobe, But...
Bono Cellphone Recording -- Not Available on CD
"Biggest Loser" Winner -- Giant Pain in the Neck
Spongebob Leaves His Pineapple Under the Sea
Tisdale: Nobody Nose Me Anymore!!!
Secret Service -- See Jonny Run
Sienna Miller: Hester Prynne 2.0
Pierce Brosnan -- Sportin' Beachwood
Suri to Katie: Break Out the Pot!!!
Terrence Howard -- Full of Soul or Full of S**t?
Jessica Rips Carrie: Romo's Not Hung Up on You
Venus Williams -- I'm No Dribbler
Daniel Radcliffe -- He Who Must Not Be Bothered
"Eager" Fiddy Opens Up, Welcomes Probe
B.J. Hunnicutt from "M*A*S*H": 'Memba Him?!
TMZ Drinks the "Shawn Johnson" Haterade
Abominable Snowman -- Caught on Tape Too!!!
Phelps Scores Gold in Tongue Tennis, Too
I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With that Woman
Cocktail Waitress Dim Sum and Then Some
MLK's Kids Learn Nothing is Free
Chong to Karl Rove: Squeal Piggy!
Poor Spider -- Itsy Bitsy in Hollywood
John Salley -- Peking Schmuck?
Leryn Franco: Hot and Horrible
B.J. Hunnicutt from "M*A*S*H": 'Memba Him?!
Sean Connery -- License to "Kill Adversary"
Shauna Sand Balances Beach Umbrella on Head
Woman Calls Shaq a Heavy and a Heavy Breather
Shaq Had Too Many Balls In The Air
Kevin Covais -- Chicken Brittle
Linda Hogan Gets Even Creepier
Chris Kattan's Marriage in the Can
Finally A House John McCain Doesn't Own
Tori & Dean: The Grown-Up Speidi
Finally, A House John McCain Doesn't Own
Phoebe Price: Delusional as She Is Unfamous
Someone Get M-Rod a Bar of Soap!
Sorry Mr. Jackson, Are You For Real?
Idiot Savant Friday -- The Simpsons Edition
Tila's Chick Never Gave a Lick About Lindsay
Shawn Johnson -- The Worm Turns
Britney's Unbeweaveable Adventure
Sienna Keeps Top On, Married Men Off
Olympic Village -- More Sex than Woodstock
Levi's First Lesson -- Double-Fisting
Mel -- Responsible for All the Screwballs in World
Simpson Girls: If it Sounds Like Romo, I'll Taste It
Ricky Martin Bambinos -- A Giant "Who Cares"
Joe Francis -- Biggest Boob in History
Paris Hilton Saved by the Jaw of Life
Amanda Bynes in Second Wreck this Year
Adorable "Terminator" Star: Bale's No Badman
Isaiah Washington: Pimp My Leftovers
Malaysia: Avril Not as Sexy as We Thought
Barenaked Ladies' Singer Walks from Plane Crash
Mac to Madge -- Who You Callin' a Nazi?
Slashed Kim K -- I'll Still Cut a Rug
George Michael -- Where the Boys At?
Bloody Sunday -- Kim K. Rushed to ER
Oprah Supports Obama, Rolls Like McCain
Shauna Sand's Stripper Heels ...
Obama Look-alike -- The Ears Have It
Slick Dick Gets Off Sex Charge Hook
Mr. T Snickers At the Whole Homophobic Thing
DMX: Sick of the Same Ol' Big House Buns
Regis Philbin Gets His Dander Up
Actress Shows Off Golden Globe
Singer Melissa Manchester: 'Memba Her?!
Kim K to 911: I Gotta Dance!!!!!!
Dick: You're Not Cool, Unless You Pee Your Pants
Doris Roberts Loves Watching People Hurl
Nanny Got Brad and Angie's Goat
Akon and Lady Gaga: Let's Go for Grope
Romo to Jess: Don't Be a Homewrecker
Kim K -- It's Like Manson Came for Dinner!
Sajak to Loggia: Wanna Buy Some Recognition?
Demi Lovato -- Don't Be Trippin'!
Einhorn is Finkle?! Finkle is Einhorn!?!
K-Ci on Jojo's Collapse: "I Hate Bill Gates"
Rampage Charged in Insane Chase
Fran Drescher -- Grateful Bedhead
Hell Hath No Fury Like Devil in a Blue Dress
Dabney Coleman: C'mon Baby Light My Fire
"L Word" Star - Burn Me 32 Times, Shame On Me
Kate Hudson Accused of Ripping Ash
Shawn Johnson -- Quiet as a Mouse
apl.de.ap's Black Eyed Pea Culpa
Harry Potter's No Indian Giver
Liukin's Publicist -- The Real Nasty-a
Bobby Brown: It's Happy Hour Somewhere!
Kathy Bates -- No Foosball Fool!
Actress Claims Cut-Rite Cut Wrong
Burke Drips Onto Bar Scene -- Ready, Sweat, Go!
Lennon to Jonas Bros: You Ain't So Fab
Linda Hogan -- Stretched and Pulled
Fake Jacko Stole the Clothes on His Backo
Freddy Krueger's Tongue Still Gets Action
Dr. Dre's Son Andre -- Dead at 20
Charlize Theron -- Monster in Denver
Charlize Theron -- Monster in Denver
Kim K -- It's Like Manson Came for Dinner!
Mary-Kate Smells Like Teen Spirit
Bucky Covington is Huge ... Somewhere
Lisa Leslie -- That's Some Serious Bling
Crappy Quarterbacks Want Their Dollarsback
Kelly O: Beauty Is in the Black Eye of the Beholder
Delegate Whacked in Assault Case Against Lady
And Then There's Maude's Husband
Pap to Benji -- Do You Like It Rough?
Brad Pulls His Dinghy Out -- Pappers Go Nuts
Shaq Accuser: She Rolls With Restraining Orders
Bike Gang: Stop Riding Us Over Obama Plot
Lamas' Crotch Rocket Forces Pap to Zip It
Barbie to Bratz: Pay Me, Bitch!
Julia Roberts Shows Off the Twins
Obama Suspects Have No Plot to Piss In
Loretta Stoned -- Congresswoman High on Life
NFL Star Accused of Barbaric Hit On Pregnant GF -- REDIRECT
Brady Plays House With Gisele -- REDIRECT
Lil' Wayne's Big Medical Mystery
Nicollette -- Housewife No More
Dreyfuss -- Leave My Daddy Out of It
NFL Star Accused of Barbaric Hit On Pregnant GF
Battle of the Balding Badasses
DMX Gives Judge Oral Displeasure
Cracker Has Kenny Rogers Over a Barrel
Charlize Turns That Frown Upside Down
Charvet Goes Off: Brooke Burke's Ass is Off Limits
Hillary: So Many Pantsuits, So Few Delegates
Kelly O's Black Eye -- The Glass Half Empty
Jim Brown -- #32, Is That You?!
You'll Never Guess Who This Golden Girl Is!
DMX Is Getting the F Out of Florida
She Had Unsafe Sex with Charlie Sheen!
MTV: To Hell With Brit, We Want Michael!
Dykes and More Dykes Finger Madge for Money
Stone Cold's Got a Can of Whoop Ass for Statham
Matilda Ledger Gives Mommy the Runaround
"Top Chef" Villain Cooked for DUI
Beyonce's Lil' Sis Picks Fight with News Anchor
GF Says He's Really Suge Knife
Mos Def Accused of Violent Snatch
Pussycat Doll: We Don't Just Look Cheap ...
Garth Brooks Fan Launches Pap Smear Campaign
Don't Pee on Cornell and Tell Him It's Raining
Brady's Baby -- Already Playin' the Field
Giant Injury on Set of "America's Got Talent"
Denver Cops Make ABC Reporter Their B*tch
The Duff's Dad Sent to the Slammer
Sam to LiLo Dad -- Pity the Fool
Suge to Be Unleashed on Public
Hefty Price Tag on Heath's Hearth
"Prison Break" Star Can't Escape Collision
The Hoff's Groupies -- He Likes 'Em Young
NFL Star's Former GF -- A Bloody Mess
Mackenzie Phillips -- I Prefer a Cell, Thank You
Suge Knife Arrest -- The Eye in the Sky Don't Lie
Pitt Stops Kid from Imminent Danger!
J. Lo is a Strong B.O. Supporter
The Game R.I.P. in the Slammer
A Little Song, Dance, Heroin Down My Pants
A-Rod Outed -- Blame Reggie Jackson!
Ven-ass Williams Cracks at the US Open
Jacko -- In His Own P.J.'s for a Change
Spade Get Neutered? David Backs Off Mayer
Rampage Ultimately Fighting Chase Charges
Jeff Gordon: I'm No Damn Quitter
Serena Takes Her Ass For a Stroll
Mackenzie Phillips -- I'm Healthy Except For ...
Rogen's Fanbase Down the Toilet
Braxton's Hubby -- Serious as a Heart Attack
Mackenzie Phillips Bailed Out: Take Two
Suge's Alleged Victim: How'd I Get Butt Naked?!
Clubber: "Bad Girl" Popped Off, Broke My Face
What If These Two Could Produce a Child?
Jessica -- My Hotbox Smells Like Roses
Duchovny -- So That's What the X Stands For
Beyonce's Sister: How Dare You, TMZ
Madge Won't Disrobe for Airport Security
Dennis Northcutt -- If Looks Could Kill
Phan to Phelps: I Want You On Top Of Me
Earth Girls Are Easy ... If You're Jeff Goldblum
Grenier's Granny -- Do You Party?
McCain's VP -- Miss Alaska Loser
Jessica Biel -- The Tot Thickens!
Burger King -- Ghetto Pass Revoked
Stacy Keibler Will Drink You Under the Table
"Varsity Blues" Billy Bob Whips Out His Foot Long
The Woman Who Beat McCain's VP
Halle Berry Rings in Marriage Rumors
Shear Madness -- Nutjob Goes Wacko for Jacko
Boys Don't Cry ... Over Swank's Hard Body
Van Halen to McCain: No You Can't
Edyta Sliwinska -- Sex On Legs
New Kids (and Same Old Groupies) on the Block
Brody Jenner -- Return of the Mack
Carmen Electra: I'm Just So Incredibly Popular
Idiot Savant Friday -- Liquor? I Hardy Knew Her!
Don't Hate the Playa, Hate the Game
Which Two of These Chicks Became Famous?!
The Suite Life of Ashley Tisdale and Friend
PETA to DMX -- We Hope they Ruff You Up
Suspect Named in Murder of Ashton's Ex
NFL Star's Career in the Drink?
Northcutt's Ex-GF -- Seconds Before Beatdown
Harry Dean Stanton Spills Dan Tana Secret
She Fooled You How Many Times, Shame on You
How Do You Make Kirstie Alley Happy?
We're Really Afraid to Write this Headline...
That's a Lot of Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs
It's My Party and I'll Be a Little Bitch If I Want To
The One Where Jen Recruits New Friends
Halle Berry Baby: Not Available at Newsstands
Sex Sells, David Duchovny Sex Doesn't
Jennifer Love Hewitt: I Do Chicken Right
Fantasy Football Owners Get Screwed
Miley's Photog Racks Up Serious Debt
Diddy: "McCain is Buggin' the F*** Out"
Winehouse -- No Jury Would Convict