Articles - October, 2008

Updated Articles - October, 2008

Britney's Creepy Ex Files for Divorce

Eva Mendes: Ad Nauseam

Spears in the Headlights -- Brit Retreats

Locklear 911 Call: "What Is She Doing?"

Heather 911 Caller Up to No Good

Romo Ready to Toss Jessica a Big Rock

P!nk's Salon Makeover

Oprah's Mom -- I Can't Read the Small Print!

Spice Girls Enter Wet T-Shirt Party

"Biggest Loser" Accused of Screwing Chubb-y

Letterman Cracks Open Hathaway's Ex Files

Euro Greasy Is the Pits

Paris: Do I Look Like a Klingon To You?

Bruce Jenner Backhands Kimmy K

Keanu Plugged into the Hate-rix

Heather 911 Caller Up to No Good

Madonna & Child: Like the Chosen

Jonah Hill Gets Our Vote

Denny Duquette -- A Barry Fanilow?!

CHP to Heather: The Facts are the Facts

WTF Pot Cop

Tila's GF: Case Dismissed

Shia in Stitches on "Transformers" Set

Sam & LiLo Go Two-Pieces

Celeb Apprentice Gets Real Stars! Kinda Sorta

Desperately Seeking Susan

Susan Anton: 'Memba Her?!

Arnold Palmer: I'm Not That Kind of Swinger!

"Dead" Guy Grateful to be Breathing Easy

Judge to Khloe K -- Stop Dragging Ass

NASCAR Dispute Turns NASty

Officials: No Breath in Supermodel Choking Case

Brit to Students -- Get Edumacated, Y'all!

TMZ on Dirty Sexy Money

Did 911 Caller Really Tip Off Paparazzi?

Locklear Police Report -- "Obvious Impairment"

Keanu Reeves Morning Meeting

Britney Cut Off from Cuz by Papa Spears

Brad & Co. Evacuate Berlin

Jessica Searches for Last Train to Nashville

Say It Ain't So, Big O

Cleanliness is Next to Godliness -- Mr. Clean Dies

The Price of Hanging Out with Madonna

Gerard Butler Hot for PYT

Madonna: The Definition of Beauty

Attack of the Killer Escalade!!

Bernhard Banned for Palin "Gang-Rape" Gag

Curtis Muhammad Conway Jr.

Gisele Lynn Eme

Avis Ann Baldwin

Levi Alves McConaughey

Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale

Jagger Joseph-Blue Goldberg

Jeff Conaway Gets Caned

Hoffman & Beatty -- In Cold Blood

Fergie's Favorite Italian Dish

Even He's Not That Low

Even He's Not That Low

TV Prudes Peeved Over Pee-pee Peekaboo

Mommy & Me: More Beautiful Than You

Taylor Made

The Guy on "Designing Women": 'Memba Him?!

Shirley Jones Goes Meemaw Chic

Taco Bell Just Got Cheaper

Romijn: You're A Couple Trimesters Behind!

Someone Wood Still Tap That

IndyCar Driver/"Dancing" Champ Indicted

A-Rod Gets Jock in a Bunch Over Brady

Celebrity Baby Birth Certificates

Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gone

Alicia Sacramone: Bitter Betty, Party Of One?

CBS Newswooman Likes Saddams, Not Chagalls

The Ghost of Britney Spears

Playboy Mansion: When You're Hot, You're Family

Phelps' Latest Trophy

"Nailin' Paylin"

Jason Wahler's Prayer of the Hateful

DJ AM: Back to Doing the Little Things

Obliterated Porn Stars' Work Is Never Done

Stone Won't Play Footsies

Queen Latifah Set to Grill Sarah Palin

Your Prescription Is Ready, Ms. Locklear

Nina Puts the Rod in Rodham

Kramer Resurfaces

Crying Helio Pleads Not Guilty

Epstein from "Kotter": 'Memba Him?!

Hegyes We Can

Forget AVN Award, We Smell Oscar!

Linda Bollea -- Fast and Loose

Bloomberg -- It Might Be Time for a TiVo

Famous People Support Sarah Palin

Hef in Need of Extra Protection

Candis: Palin Can't Help Transamerica!

Idiot Savant -- Yoko Ono Can't Ruin This One

WWE Star Offers the Plane Truth

Nancy Reagan: The Tripper

Suck on This!

Oh, Brother!

The Guy in The Carpenters: 'Memba Him?!

Anna Nicole Breasts Not Ready for Primetime

O.J. Simpson Goes Down Bigtime

Audrina: Wet And Manhandled

Raquel Welch: Good Genes or Good Docs?

Sara Evans Returns to the Mullet

Xtina and Richie: MILFs Out with Their Duds

Misty May Be Off "DWTS"

Beyonce Leaves Destiny to Security

Helio's Chance At Dance Takes Taxing Toll

Angelina: The Only Baby Weight Is in Her Arms

Goldman Attorney to O.J.: So Long Sucker!

O.J. -- Before He Was a Felon

Chippendales Mr. October

Janet -- Feeling Nastier and Nastier

Things Are Looking Up for Helio

2Pac's Producer Kills Self In Jail

Mess with the Bull, You Get Oprah's Horns

How to Build a Supercouple: Infant Edition

Prince and His Girl Lack Wisdom

Go Shawty, It's Your Sister's Birthday

Kim K's Mom -- Mum

Please Stop It, Tina Fey

Dear Chicago Cubs Fans ...

Nurse!

Britney Spears -- Mother of Two

Nurse Ratched from "Cuckoo's Nest": 'Memba Her?!

Hamster Day Afternoon

There Was an Old Lady Who Lived in a Shoe ...

The Eyes Have It

Palin Won't Lay Down for Tina Fey

TMZ Covers Hard News

S.P.ecial Victim's Unit -- Tom to the Rescue

LeAnn Vs. Jessica -- War in Nashville?!

Cougar Spotted in Beverly Hills

Your Dad Can Beat Up Lindsay Lohan's Dad

Fart Attack -- Pap Drops Stinkbomb on Joey Mac

Just Friends ... with Benefits?

Carlos Santana -- Yo Mama in '08!

Britney Back in the Driver's Seat -- with Helmet

Plaid-Nauseam

"90210" Doc Disciplined Over Lipo

Sam Lutfi: A Restraining Order Later

Nicollette Sheridan -- Malibu Barbie

McGowan Makes Deposit to Pet Sematary

Heather Slipped a Mickey

Katie Couric Swats Palin ... with the Economist

Robot Eats Italian

Hot Chick Finds Lost Dog

Karma, 13 Years Too Late

Salma Hayek -- Das Boobs

Suri Cruise -- The Crying Game

Dirty Harry? Angie's Bust Makes Clint's Day

"90210" Beanpole Starving for Attention

The Redhead Kid in "The Sandlot": 'Memba Him?!

Former Child Star in Aisle Seven

Navarro to Babe: You Gotta BF? We Gotta Problem

Daughtry -- America Should Be a Chucktatorship

Kim K: Coming Back -- My Ass

Madge Slams Palin in "Sticky" Gig

They're Dropping Like Flies

Curb Your Candy

Holly to Hugh: Hef Off

Shawn Johnson Feels Rodney Dangerfield's Pain

Alleged Bank Robber Also Stole Fergie's Heart

Star Jones -- Dude Magnet

NYU Students Audit Scientolocrazy 101

Grace Jones Is Strangé

Amber Alert -- She's Back on the Market

Spank This Monkey ... and He'll Drop Kick You

LC & Jason: Reunited and It Feels So Scripted

They're Not Cambodian -- They're Just Adopted

Babwa Has to Bwing the Hammer Down

David Crosby -- Lowe Nanny Liked It Big and Black

But What Does This Mean in Lebanese?

Jacko -- Last Comic Standing

The Last Noel

Lois Lane from TV's "Superman": 'Memba Her?!

Lois Lane from TV's "Superman": 'Memba Her?!

Lil Wayne -- Shawty Wanna Smoke Up the Joint

Erection '08 -- Alba Ad Invokes Change in Sex Life

Here's to the Ladies Who Punch

"Hannah" Creator Sues Mousewitz

Balki Gets All the Glory

This Is How Eddie Murphy Rolls

Nolte's House Burns

Hillary Clinton Is Well Red

Andy Dick: Construction Co. Gave Me the Shaft

Britney Spears -- The Trial Must Go On

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Tropic Boss Made Zone Hellhole, Say Ex-Workers

Travis Barker -- "I Hate Planes"

A New Lowe at Mr. Chow

George Clooney -- Character Actor?

Dude, You're Gettin' a Lawsuit!

Diddy Caught Slingin' at Madonna Concert

Crosby C**k Blocks Fan

Lindsay Isn't Hidin' Anything Anymore

Nick Nolte's Charred Remains

Semel Gettin' No More Shots of Tequila

There's No Debate, Latifah Looks Great

Brady's Knee Gets Knifed

Jamie Lynn NOT Pregnant

Hi-Ho Silver or Gold?

White Guys Named Clooney Can Jump

Britney to Prosecutor: I Ain't No Krimin'l, Y'all

Frankly My Dear, You're Drunk!

Geritol Only Goes So Far

Butler Kicks Butt -- LAPD Investigates

Pervy Pete Can Porn It Up All He Wants

Palin: Hockey Moms Raping Our Troops!

Grow a Pair

Witnesses Say Gerard Was Provoked

Flair Still Stylin' & Profilin'

Lil' Kim -- Big Pain in Producers' Ass

Toni Braxton: My Ta-Tas Can Drink!

Putting the "Wood" in Woods

Shauna's Body is a Temple ... of Plastic!

Polar Bears, Wolves and Moose? Oh My!

Movin' On Up

George Jefferson: 'Memba Him?!

Fabio -- We Can't Believe It's Not Old Yet

Brit Goes Near Car - Bad Things Happen

"Allstate? It's Nick Nolte ... We Need to Talk."

"Pacman" Can't Outrun His Ghosts

Jamie Lynn -- No Shotgun for Me

The Case of the Californicating Hubby

Kathy Griffin Declares Land War

"The Hills" May Be Fake ... But The Check Isn't

Ashley Scott's New Breast Friend

Lindsay Lohan -- Red All Over

Britney Has Really Changed

Joe Biden -- The Diss of a Lifetime!

Nancy Benoit Nude Pix Not Illegal, Just Distasteful

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Britney -- Ding Dang It, Not Another One!

Best Cross-Dressed Men

Forget Kim, Photog Wants Her Mama

$14 Million Twin Spotted

Clooney: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem

Shaun of the Dead

Shaun Cassidy: 'Memba Him?!

Zac to Crazed Fan: Back the Ef Off!

Charlize -- Not The Monster She's Made Out to Be

Bruce Willis -- Moonlighting as Old Man

Dogfighting and Kids Meals? Vick's Lovin' It!

Papa Jolie: Gone in Thirty Seconds

Duchovny Gets Hot and Bothered

Christie Wanted Kids Kept from Porny Pete

Lindsay Lohan: My Depo Is My Business

Lance Bass Has Got the Right Stuff, Baby

Britney Flashes Her Toothy Smile

McDonald's Grimaces Over Vick Snafu

Hef's Girls Put the Jail in Jailbait

"Austin Powers" Star Charged in Gang Rape

Brit -- 5150 Doesn't Add Up!

Nick & 'Nessa: Still Together, Still Famous ... Sorta

"90210" Star Goes for the Foot Long

Brady Sends His Tight End Back to Work

Zac Efron: Waxed Within an Inch of His Life

Michael Jordan -- Tickled Pink

Ric Flair Misses Spandex -- Demands Tango

Suri Cruise for VP

Hair Club for Men

Gerard Butler -- Tee'd Off After Beatdown Q's

"Austin Powers" Rape Suspect -- Karma is Nuts

Def Leppard -- What the Puck Are You Doing?!

Peek-A-Boob

Ryan Gosling to Pap -- You're a 'Half'-Wit!

And You Think You Need It Bad?!

Michael Jordan -- Mess with Bull, Get the Horn!

Lance Bass Has Got the Right Stuff, Baby

Leo & Bar in Ruins

Kaboom!

Ray "Boom Boom" Mancini: 'Memba Him?!

Hef's Twins Love Bottom Feeders

Sophie Monk -- Paris REALLY Hates You

Can You Guess Whose Celebulegs?!

Hef Twin Busted for Catfight with Her Sis!

"Home Alone" Dad Finally Cracks

Helio Gets Green Flag for Oz

Radio Station to Magic: Our DJ's Are Morons

Clint Eastwood's Son -- In the Line of Fire

Jose Canseco Busted with Anti Nut-Shrinkers

Zac & Vanessa Don't Use Protection

Idiot Savant -- Last Comic Book Fan Standing

Kathie Lee Gifford Gives Good Face

Graham Expected to Rise Again

We Got Nothin'

Archuleta's Pitchy Performance Busts Up No-Hitter

Tom Selleck: Good Genes or Good Docs?

New Presidential Hopeful Appears On Ballot

Hayek's Breast for Success

Jay-Z's Big Pimpin' Put on Hold

Peter Cook: "I'm Not a Scumbag Pervert"

Britney's Sight Is 20/20

Jennifer Takes Back Seat To Angelina -- Again

The Duke

How Little Is That Deuce Coupe?

Serena And Kelly -- Destiny's Children

Patty Duke: 'Memba Her?!

Bon Jovi Sued for Giving Lyrics A Bad Name

Eddie and Arsenio Party Like it's 1988

Britney Spears -- Mamanizer

Wally World

Guess the Former Child Star!

Guess the Former Child Star!

Celebs on the Patch

Maddie's First of Many Trips to Wal-Mart

H.M.A.S.P. -- Hockey Moms Against Sarah Palin

Naomi -- Watts Are You Thinking?

Don't Leave Home Without It

The Hall of Famewhores

Vanessa Hudgens Buys Mansion Fit for a Teen

Karl Malden: 'Memba Him?!

Barker Blogs on Crash, Disses Shanna

Lindsay Lohan's Girl Threatened By Hired Gun

New Kids Fans Go Nucking Futs

Cindy Crawford -- Palin Minion?

This Little Piggie Won't Go On SNL

Kendra Wilkinson: May I Have This Lap Dance?

Lunatic to Mel B and Hubby: I'll Stab You

"High School" Stars Can't Poop in Peace

Single Holly -- Sketchiest Person Ever

Hugh Jackman: 40 Is the New .. DAMN!

Mel B Chuckles as Hubby Threatened

"Nailin' Paylin" - Lights, Camera, Lots of Action

Jeff Gordon Caught in the "Jr." Section

Brady's Son -- The Real Golden Boy

"Razor" Ramon Flips Out Over Dead Wrestler Joke

Hef's Evil Twins Leave Their Mark

Bitter Ringo Won't Sign a Thingo

Jamie Lynn: Ain't No Womb for More Babies

McConaughey -- Surfer Doodie

Martin Landau Sees the Light

Megan In the Middle

Pap Fight Not Spidey's Fault

You Can't Handle the Tooth!

Brian Grazer's Got a Lot of Gs to Deal With

Sly as a Fox

Sly Stone: 'Memba Him?!

Lindsay -- You Missed a Spot

Ed McMahon Will Work for Food

Rachael Ray: Meat Me in Manhattan

NY Giants Owner Puts Ticket Money to Good Use

Julianne Moore Parks in No Celeb Zone

Gable Gone Three Sheets to the Wind

Brooke Burke Uses Child as Pap Human Shield

The Lamas Gals -- Plastic Makes Perfect

Kim's K's Ass -- Worshipped by Saints

Big Bro's Memphis -- Destined for Brokeness

I Paddled Jamie Foxx's Butt

Casey Aldridge -- Your Ass Is Grass!

Pam to Jordan: Your Fame's as Fake As ...

Avril -- A Penne For Your Thoughts

Baby Mama to Evander: Pay Up or Prison!

Kim K: My Ass Can't Take All the Credit

Beckham Vassals Pinched for Pilfering

Hef's Evil Twins Bust Out

Iceman Feels Kimbo's Pain

The Butler Moves In on Travis Barker's Ex

Deebo Loves the Heeb-o's

Has Anyone Seen This Guy?

Madge -- Lock, Stock and Two Smokin' Heels

Serena Williams Handles the Swell

Reunited And it Feels So Good

Lance: I Have Lots of Making Up to Do

Russell Simmons Pisses Away Money

Duchess of York -- Royally Searched

Lakers Star Dribbles Around Chinese Insult

Don't Hate the XBOX Player, Hate the Campaign

Recovering DJ AM to be Jay-Hova's Witness

Who's That Girl?

"That Girl" Marlo Thomas: 'Memba Her?!

Docs Send Tom Brady on a Chair Route

Brinkley Split Takes Turbulent Turn

Vitali Klitschko's Secret Weapon -- Urine Trouble Now

Judge to Hayden's Dad: Try Not to Hit Your Wife

Jeremy Piven -- Hair Band Wannabe

Timberlake Goes Clubbin' with John Daly

LiLo Crimps Madge's Style

Someone's Got a Death Wish

Two Small Balls and One Strike Against Jose

Gary Coleman Won't Stoop to Admitting Guilt

Tim McGraw -- My Own Greatest Hits Suck!

Janet Set to Scrap Whole Damn Tour

Playmate Launches Pregnant Wrestling Federation

Lady GaGa -- C-Listed by Southwest

Suge Knight Victim -- Where Art Thou?

Khloe K. Sees a Stiff She Can Get Into

Madonna's Marriage Kaput

DJ AM -- Back in Business

With All that Errand Boy Has Done for Gisele ...

Janet Sick of Being Sick -- Teases D.C.

Chef Mario to Jimmy Fallon: You're Riding Bitch

Hathaway's Con-Man Ex Blames Anne's Lifestyle

Courteney & Demi: Conjoined Twins

Billy Ray to Miley: Open Wide, Here Comes Dessert

LAX Security Searches For Kenny Rogers' Face

We Told You So

John Malkovich -- No Hair, No Problem

Madge and Guy -- Officially Splitsville

Sir Charles Doesn't Want "The Real Deal" to Keel

Speidi -- LC's Audi Can Suck It!

Concetta Rosa Maria Franconero

Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon's Sternum

B.J. to Palin: You Give My Music a Bad Name

Colin Powell -- General Bust-A-Move

Berger Ain't Too Proud to Deny Beggar

Connie Francis: 'Memba Her?!

Britney Gets Some Cosmetic Work Done

"Desperate Housewives" in Critical Condition

Khloe K: I See Dead People

Holy Crap -- Dane Cook Is Hot!

Balthazar Getty Thinks He's 2pac

Ex San Diego Charger Found Dead

Sheryl -- Something to Crow About

You Gotta See This!

The Ghosts of Madonna Hook-Ups Past

Raise Your Hand If You're Sure!

Celebrity Pit Fall

Ryan O'Neal Charged in Drug Bust

Madge and Guy -- Taking the Backseat on Divorce

Birdman Accused of Using Lil' Wayne in Scheme

Jen's Friends -- Mayer's a Wiener

Madge to Guy -- You're a Retard

Inmate: Ahnold's Neglect Left Me Crippled

What's Eating Ryan's Son?

So What Was the Point of Rehab?

BYU -- Half-Naked Men Equals No Degree

Kim K: Leave My Colon Out of This!

Linda Hogan's Deathwish for Hulk's Friend

Mayer Feasts On His Own Sloppy Seconds

The Iceman -- Deniedeth!?!

Tom Brady -- Crutch Performer

Janet Rejoins the Rhythm Nation

Stevie Wonder -- Home Free

Shannon Elizabeth's Murderous Pooch

Dodger Caught in Pickoff Play

Diddy -- Mo' Decibels, Mo' Problems

Something "Special" in the Heir

George Clooney's Schwetty Ball Game

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Jen and John Make Chicken Salad Out of....

Jessica Biel -- Tinactin' Crazy

DJ AM -- Back at the Office

Tom Green Blows K-Fed Out of the Water

Ben Stiller Invites You to His Party in the Back

Britney: Y'all Are My Peers, Right?

Brigitte 2.0 -- The Sum of Her Reassembled Parts

Dodger Blues -- Everybody Off the Bandwagon!!

Miley Slips Her Boyfriend Some Tongue

Britney Breaks New Ground

Will the Real Barbarian Please Stand Up?

Brit's Dad Called to the Stand

Maggie and Jake Now Children of Divorce

So That's Why Joe the Plumber Wants a Tax Break

DJ AM -- Plane Crash Saved Me ... For Real

Miley Manhandles Boytoy

Wills Makes Paris His Subject for a Night

The D-List Event of the Season

Kanye West -- Two Scoops of Nice Cream

Chrysler: Wear Leather or We'll Have Your Hide!

Cypress Hill Sued for Stealing "Black" Music

No Shoes, No Hat, No Problem

Dodger Fans Beer Batter Cops During Game 5

McCain to Dave -- Yep, I Screwed You

Mr. Mayer, Your Present Has Arrived

Lindsay Goes GaGa for SamRo?

Travis Barker's Fickle Finger of Fate

Katy Hits the Floor -- And You'll Like It

Snoop Dogg: B*tch Betta' Have My Money!

Cops: Big & Rich Singer in Hotel Smackdown

Why Guys Become Yoga Instructors...

Rich Attack -- This Bud's For You

Militia Stripped of Dignity -- and Clothes!

Dennis from "Dennis the Menace": 'Memba Him?!

Billy Joel's Uptown Girls Are Smokin'

Schlitz Happens

Hef: Three Way is the Only Way

Hey Mr. Wilson!

TV Preacher Leads TMZ to "Jesus"

It's Like Looking in a Mirror ...

So a Horse Walks Into a Tree ...

John Rich -- Two Fights in Two Nights

Sussudi-Oh I Can't Hear You

Idiot Savant -- Star Wars vs. Harry Potter

When Cool Met Cooler

This 'n That

Bloody Victim: Rich Bashed L.A., Then My Face

Lindsay and Sam Like it "Hot and Juicy"

The Final Frontier

Robin Williams Sues Over "A Couple Of Dicks"

A-Rod's Wife Still Lovin' Life

Captain Janeway from "Voyager": 'Memba Her?!

"Soul Train" Host Popped - Boogie Beatdown

Britney -- One Hot Mama

Wahlberg to "SNL": Say Hi To Your Mother For Me

Miley's BF Justin: Shirt Happens

Fey Talks Palin on Letterman: You Betcha!

Actress' Companion Shot In Hollywood

Witness Gives Blow-By-Blow of Shooting

Sales of the Century

Marisa Tomei: Good Genes or Good Docs?

Marky Mark and His Funky Bunch Moving Out

Yoko Ono -- The Mad Hatter

"Sordid Lives" Sells Out

Dakota Fanning -- Basket Case

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Tricks or Treat!

TMZ & Baldwin Say Palin's Hot

Harvey To Blame For MLB Screwup

Comedian Soupy Sales: 'Memba Him?!

Tara Reid Doesn't Look Tara Bull

Yankee's Pitcher Popped for DUI

Black Jacks Spotlight from Heidi

The Evolution of Fashion

Guy Gets Richier

Tom, I'm Back, Can You Come Get My Bags?

Palin Dances to Her Own Beatdown

Tom About to Pass Gisele the Big Rock

Romo Sings Along to Jessica's Tunes

Madge Malawi Boy's Dad: I Want My Son Back!

Locklear and Wagner -- Dairy Queens for a Day

Mr. Gisele, Mr. Jessica and Mr. Kim Are All Out

Barker to Moakler: A Penne For Your Thoughts

Manny Takes a Swing at the Red Sox

Sienna and Balthazar -- No Nudes is Good Nudes

J. Lo & Marc's Vows -- A Load of Crap?

Kelly Ripa Drops the S-Bomb on Live TV

Who Wants To Be a Thousandaire?

From Rudy to Booty

Jonas: Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy GF in Public

A-Rod Out with Old Ball and Chain

Tara Reid -- Optical Confusion

Star Citings!

Where the Hell is Kel?

Sarah Palin's Alias -- TINA!

Wahlberg vs. Samberg-- Saturday Night Lies!!!

Ms. Palin, Can We Steal a Kiss? You Betcha!

Oprah's Will Power Tested

John & Jen Ride Off Into the Sunset Again

All Jessicas Aren't Created Equal ... Just Bitter

Tommy Davidson: My Other Car Is a Clunker Too

Kelsey -- Shaping Up Nicely After Heart Attack

Nick Hogan -- One Day to Go

Lil' Wayne's Court Date -- Chronically High-larious

So, Jacko Never Monkey'd Around in the Sacko...?

Britney Jurors Hopelessly Divided

Heather & Richie -- Blood Brings Them Together

Jamie Spears' Twang Too Thick for Jurors

Mary-Kate's Food Curse

Guy -- Madge's Goons All Over My Arse

A-Rod -- Boys Town in MIA

Oprah Could Go Brit for Obama

A Thornton in Téa Leoni's Side

Chikezie Transfers to Community College Circuit

Criss Angel -- Sleeve Me Alone!!!

Clippers Star Gets Shot with Kate Hudson

Tom & Katie Suit Themselves

Nick Hogan Races to Freedom

Madonna's Kid Sides with the Yankee

Regis -- Hey, Schmidt Happens!

Phelps Gets High on $5,000 Pot

Aretha Franklin -- McLovin' It

Celebrity Plastic Surgery

A-Rod Endures Most Painful Probe Ever

John McCain -- Full of Hot Air

Britney Rings In the Old ... Douchebag

Judge Judy: Palin Guilty ... of Cuteness

Beauty Queen Busted For Puff, Puff, Dash

Britney Rings In the Old ... Douchebag

Coach Ashton is a Bill BeliChick Magnet

Double the Estevez, Double the Fun!

Britney's Neverending Trial Keeps Not Ending

Press Crashes Hogan Homecoming

Horse Gets Sauced on Apples, Skinny Dips

Banksy Strikes Again?

Britney Spears -- Mistrial!

Susan Lucci -- Card Carrying GILF

Lindsay Sued Over Wild Ride in the 'Bu

Don't Forget to Wear Your Swim Cap

Malik Yoba -- Undercover Brother

Britney Officially Not a Criminal!

Mac Guy Must Choose -- Drew or Kirsten?!

The Longest Run-On (and On) Sentence Ever

Miley's Dirty Pix-Pocketer -- Raided by the FBI

Sumner Redstone Pulls Trigger on Marriage

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Bob Hope's Wife Rushed to Hospital

Miss Louisiana Teen USA Stripped of Title

Julianne Hough Hospitalized After "Dancing"

Dr. Phil Cut Me Up!

Wait Til' Gisele Hears About This

LiLo and Pals Do Real Dead Man's Float

Ex-Miss La. Teen: I Left My Green on the Table

Dr. Phil Cut Me Up!

George Trades Waitress for Actress-Ex

When You Care Enough to Infect the Very Best

Tito and Jenna Buy an XXX-Large House

Miss Louisiana Teen USA Stripped of Title

Julianne Hough Hospitalized After "Dancing"

Wasted Kendra -- a Flash of Desperation

Brit Reality Star -- Sloshed on Live TV?

Gisele Has Legs for Two-a-Days

Shauna's Family Member Is ...

Which Old Biddy Is Sorta Related to Shauna Sand?

I'm a Pseudo-Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here!

Brit Member of Miley High Club

Kabbalah to Madge: Divorce or Die

R&B Star Stung in Stingray

Hef's Twins Get Even More Trashy

Spit for Brains

Michael Madsen -- Taken Away on a 5150!

Hmmm....The Chicken Tastes Like Phil

See You Next Tuesday, John McCain!

Reddy or Not

Singer Helen Reddy: 'Memba Her?!

Nicollette Doesn't Makeup for Lost Time

What's the Deal with Seinfeld and Madonna?

Christensen -- Age Ain't Nothin' But a Number

Jimmy and Bonnie Play Hide the Meat

Hogan Gets the Heck Outta Dodge

Fitty Gets About 50% of What He Wanted

A Dog and a Horse, Of Course, Of Course

Stand-In Says CBS Didn't Stand By Her

David Sues Over Alleged Californication

It Doesn't Take $150,000 to Look This Good

Big O Plays Big D in Lawsuit

Leachman Sucking Life Out of "DTWS"?

Sulu Calls BS on Kirk's Warped Screed

Joy to Elisabeth - "I Will Burn You Down"

Usher Gives More Than Sex Appeal

Jose Canseco Takes a Shot at Comedy

Gossip Girl Sued -- Left in Stitches

Holly Still Plays House with Hef

Regis Gets His Virginity Back

The American Dream

Nitro: I Juiced, Therefore I Am ... Pissed at Jose

Leno Lawsuit Triggers Suicide

Three Generations of Single Spears Women

Hot Chicks Sue Over Being Shot with Douchebags

Sarah Palin's Hubby Rums for Office

Daisy Duke: 'Memba Her?!

The Return of Opie, Sheriff Andy and The Fonz

T.I. -- McCain Too Gangsta For Me

Age Ain't Nothin' But a Number

The Real Transgendered Housewives of Atlanta

How Dare She

Courteney Cox Escapes Parking Lot Disaster

Miley's BF Strikes a Pose

Please Welcome to the Stage ... Sarah Palin?

Fresh As a Daisy!

Daisy Duke: 'Memba Her?!

Anne's Con-Ex -- 54 Months of Hell

Lynyrd Skynyrd Guitarist Busted for That Smell

A-Rod Is Still with Cynthia ... Sorta

Holly Goes from Hef's #1 to #1 Bitch

Spit it Like Beckham

Nick Hogan and Pal Race Over to LAX

Jacko Unmasked

McCain Backer Attacked, Mutilated in Pittsburgh

"Politically Motivated" Mutilation - Real or Hoax?

Star -- No Fun in Fungus

Palin Could Be the Real White Oprah

McCain Volunteer Attack -- More Questions

Dancing with the Parking Spots

Knock, Knock -- Who's There?

Ali Lohan -- An L.A. Working Girl

DJ AM Flying High Again

Britney Patches Things Up with Her Kids

Let's See Tina Fey Do This ...

Michael Phelps Goes to the Hood

Cops Hook Up McCain "Attack" Victim

Beyonce Not the Apple of Aretha's Eye

Pittsburgh PD Smells a Rat

Maya Rudolph Goes Barack to 'SNL'

Barneys Window -- Anti-McCain?

No Saving Titanic Survivor from David Gest

Dog Chapman Sues: Bitch Sold Me Out!

Gisele -- Tom's Living on a Prayer

Pamela Sue Martin

Fallon from "Dynasty": 'Memba Her?!

Barker -- The Ex Ain't So Bad After All

Lorrie Morgan Returns to Broke Mountain

Clint Makes Our Day

Nick Graduates from Jail to College

Unmasked Jacko is Backo

McCain Attacker's Story Is Total B.S.

McCain's Bro Trafficks In 911

Jake & Reese Work Things Out

Night Out with the Guy

Dog's Sons Say They Got Boned Too!

What's Happening, Sugar?

Police Sent to Isiah's House After Possible OD

Political Karma Will Get You in the End

Jessica Lets F-Bomb Fly

Jennifer Hudson's Mother Found Dead

Odds 'n' Ends

Faux McCain Victim -- An Osbourne?

What's Wrong with This Picture?

Suri -- Steps Closer to Freedom

Jennifer Hudson's Mother Found Dead

Candidates Get Hung Up to Dry

Hudson Suspect Doesn't 'Tolerate Bulls**t'

Jerry Lewis Flames Out ... Again

Kim K. Pulls Reggie From Sidelines

Mysteries and Twists in Hudson Murders

Baby Mama to Judge: Get a Lyfe

Goalie Eats It on Palin's Rug

Suspect's Mom: He Didn't Do It

One of the Greatest Lawsuits EVER

Jacko: Stop! Pajama Time!

Chicago PD Pursuing Car Dispute Theory

Diddy's Kids -- Chippendales Rescue Rangers

Coroner: Victims Had Multiple Gunshot Wounds

Amy Poehler Pops -- Won't Make 'SNL'

Julia Hudson: I Just Want My Son Back

Statham Pushy, Gets Railed by Date

Howard Sued by Injured Ivory Tickler

Yabba-Dabba d'Abo

Supermodel Iman: Good Genes or Good Docs?

Cage Flies Another Coop

That's Ruffed Up!

911 Caller: Lyfe Went Ballistic with a Gun

The Sister on "Wonder Years": 'Memba Her?!

DeVito -- A Giant Step Down

Jennifer Hudson Reaches Out for Help

Look Folks -- The Guy from That Bus Movie

McCain Drops Out of Race

Charlie Sheen's Countdown to Boredom

I'm Just Too Busy for Stupid Questions

Hudson Murders - 'Trouble in the Marriage'

Hudson ID's Bodies

Wino -- Back to Black Lung, Again

Porny Pete Shafts Ex-Lover Out of Hu$h Money

Isiah's Son Still Throwing Sis Under Bus

Hudson Offers $100K for Julian King's Return

George: It's All About Skin Color

Hayden Panettiere -- What Family Feud?

Nice Cans

El DeBarge -- El Busted Again

Larry ViKing

Ben Affleck Stumps Random Woman

New York -- Fake Hair, Real Drunk

Avoid a Ticket Like Beckham

Body Found -- Matches Missing Boy

Vehicle With Body -- Timeline Critical

Keanu Reeves Ready to Rumble in Court

Monica Lewinsky -- October Surprise

Zac -- Ripped for Her Pleasure

FBI -- Closing in On ID'ing Body

Shauna Sand's Hardcore Mix-Up

Abe Vigoda -- Dearly Departed ... His Limo

Cindy Crawford -- Heroin Chic

Ramb-Oh No, Not Another One

Details of Brutal Murder

Until the Pescow Comes Home

Annette in "Saturday Night Fever": 'Memba Her?!

Julianne Hough -- Way More Than a Stomach Ache

The Chutzpah of Some People ...

Jennifer Hudson to ID Body

Boy Shot In Head

Hudson to ID Body

Cops Confirm Worst News to Hudsons

Brian Austin Green Squares Off in Court

Keanu Jury -- Filthy with Movie Doody

Chicago PD -- Body Is Hudson's Nephew

Brian Austin Green -- Pimpest Law Suit Ever?

Brody Jenner -- October 27, 2008

Elisabeth to Joy -- Don't Hassel the Beck

Jess -- Major Movie Star ... in Russia

"Big Bro" Winner Cleans House in Vegas

Kung Food: The Legend Continues

Hef Ain't Nothing But a Horn Dog

Hudson Murder Suspect's Alibi Doesn't Add Up

Pussycat Doll Pushes the Following Buttons -- 911

Dodger Pitcher Dodges Punches at Key Club

Howard's New Home -- Far from a HoJo

Rhea Perlman, Is that You?!

Balfour Has Anger Management Issues

Fruity Chimp Goes Green

Sisqó Emerges From 2001

Captain America -- Black in Business

SAT Prep -- Sideboob Assessment Test

What's Behind Door #2?

Monty Hall: 'Memba Him?!

John Shows Jen the Door

Keanu: Photog Is a Delayed Moaner

Hudson's Nephew's Death Ruled a Homicide

Like Father, Like Son?

Cena Rumbles with Rappers Over Theme Music

Julianne Hough Blasts Her Peeps Over Cyst

The Self-Frumpification of a Hot Chick

Keanu Photog Testifies About Bumper Thumper

Lohan's Ex Bodyguard Settles Up

Cheech Takes Pot Shot at Obama

Julian's Mom Blogs Over the Loss of Her Child

Eva: That OTHER Longoria is Screwed

Balfour Recently Busted -- Parole Not Revoked

Britney Under Permanent Conservatorship

El DeBarge Guilty -- Sent to El Big House

Dr. Dre Sues Pal -- Nuthin' But a 100 G's Thang

Weezy Throws Heezy Over Heavy Metal

Barenaked Guy Stripped of Serious Drug Rap

9021- Whitesnake

DUI Bust -- "But I'm a Race Car Driver..."

Hudson Killings -- Did Balfour Have Help?

Hulk -- That's How He Rolls

Keanu Shares Happy Meal With Paps

"Seeing as How I Survived a Plane Crash..."

What Will Jacko Be For Halloween?!

Shy-Iron Mike's Crew Finds a Punching Bag

Victoria's Secret -- Losing Baby Weight in Weeks

By the Light of the Silvery Moonshine

Hanson Bro Fires the One Finger Salute

High School Nude-ical -- Hardcore Screw-Up

Nic Cage Fire Sale

Michael Jackson Is a Fairy

Nancy Grace Goes 1-On-1 With Balfour's Mom

Gone Country ... Club

Holy Grown-up, Batman!

Robin from "Batman": 'Memba Him?!

Robin from "Batman": 'Memba Him?!

Bitchy Omarosa Bitches About Being a Bitch

Gun Toting D-Bag Exploits Hudson Murders for $

Keanu Plaintiff Shows Off His Range

Long Bong Chong Not Looking for Dong

Big John Daly Snookered at Hooters

Maurice Greene Gets Deflowered

Here Comes the Bride, There Goes Sandra Bullock

Lost Chick on DUIs: I'm Not as Dumb as the Others

Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale: Hey Baby!

Drug Raid at Hudson Murder House in 2002

T.I. Finds Loophole -- Dude CAN Vote?!

Suspected Murder Weapon Recovered

Hangin' Palin Off the Hook, Flamin' John Stays

Hudson Suspect Refuses to Get Hooked Up

Bill Gates -- Recession-Proof

Palin in "Out of the Closet" Controversy

Justin Gaston's Agent Lands Prison Gig

"Google Me, You Dumb F**k" Lawsuit

Suge: I Might Know Where My Missing GF Is...

Mickey Flies Out of Club -- Forgets to XYZ

Alec Baldwin -- ????

Springer: I Told These People Not To Procreate!

Joe The Plumber Wants to Be Jessica Simpson

Julia Hudson -- Still 'Friends' with Murder Suspect

Sharon Stone -- An O.G., Not a Kenny G

Rachael Ray Serving Up Secret Political Agenda?!

Speed Racer in the Pits With Cops

Soap Opera Makes the Biggest Screw Up -- Ever

Tyra's Reject Takes Down Hot Dog on a Stick

Celeb Grave Stones

Celeb Lookin' to Grab A Little

What, McCain Couldn't Get Balki?

You'll Never Guess Who This Used to Be!

Sometimes Love Really Bites

Countrymess Mindy Gets Cut in Half for Halloween

Street Fight At the Ivy?!

SNAP!

You'll Never Guess Who This Chick Used to Be!

The Hogan Family -- A Greek Tragedy

Hudson Family Memorial -- Monday Mourning

Weird Al Has Birthday, Coolio Not Invited

Kat McPhee Shot by Robert Blake

Longoria Unscathed in WeHo Drive By

B-Faced Carver Chick Cuts a Deal

Threeway Wet T-Shirt Contest

Protest Over Ass Comment on "Regis and Kelly"

MadgeRod Slinks Away to Seinfeld Motel

Report: Isiah "Not Breathing" When Cops Arrived

Cops -- Hudson Nephew Shot in SUV

Locklear -- Afraid to Get Behind the Wheel

Joaquin to Cash Out His Mansion

Paps Go INSANE For ...

Regis -- Holy Overreaction, Batman!

My Entourage Can Beat Up Your Entourage

World Series MVP Put in Cop Van

Mariah Carey Is a Fire Hazard

Rachel Bilson Is Pissed Too

Wino's Celebrity Drug Dealers Plead Guilty

Kendra: Sexy Bloody Mess

Stone Cold Stunner -- Austin Breaks Dude's Nose

Shauna Sand, This Is Your Life!

Holly Madison Does Pam Anderson

B-Hop + Masseuse + Winky = Lawsuit

Obama Needs to Have More "Sex"

The Real Jerry Maguire -- You Complete Drunk

Jacko's Kids: What's Halloween?

Get Out of the Light

Mackenzie Phillips - Diverted

Britney's Kids Get Bee-listed