Articles - July, 2008

Updated Articles - July, 2008

Jan Adams -- It Wasn't Me!

Aniston Lands -- All Hell Breaks Loose

Lily Allen: Smoke 'Em If You Got Two of 'Em

Kobe -- Shaq's Ass Got Your Tongue?

Christina Looks Like a Milian Bucks

The New Death Row Feud Gets Ugly

Matthew McConaughey: Dancing Fool

Mark Henry -- Color Him WWE Champ

Madge's Guy Won't Sing a Sad Song

Tim McGraw: Security Specialist

Jason Lee: Do You Take This Woman?

Brooke to Mom -- The Lady is a Tramp!

Devo to McD's -- We'll Whip You, Whip You Good!

Beckinsale Goes Balls (and Boobs) Out

Wynn -- I've Got Joe By His Big Chips

Reid-iculous -- Tara's Friends Can't Hyde Bigotry

Birkhead's New Breast Friend

No Hair Is Better Than That Hair!

As the Clayby Turns

Bush and the Beaver

Gordon Takes the Checkered Flag on Divorce

Jerry O'Connell Needs a Sports Bra

Johnny Depp: A Hunk and His Junk

Ian McKellan: Lord of the Twinks

Claudia Jordan's Killer Dumb Comment

"ET's" Angelina Birth Story To Be True (Finally)

Sheryl Lowe: Nanny Got "Strep From Sucking" ...

Tommy Lee Jones -- WH2Ore

Munster Mash

Mel B. -- Definitely Not Committing Infinelities

Lauer Abs-olutely Needs a New Swimsuit

Minnie Driver's Water Breaks!

Smokey the Queen

George Takei - It's Raining Men!

Bird, Bird, Bird, Bird's the Word

Paul Pierce's Expensive Hand Job

Lance to Kate: I'm Not Groom Material

Madge's Musical Men

Eddie Munster: 'Memba Him?!

Tom Arnold Judges UBF - Ultimate Bitch Fight

Rocco Takes One for the Other Team

Oates' Stache -- Hall of a Weapon!

No Boy! George's Tour Out in the Cold

"Real World" Star Real Desperate

Pow! Bam! It's the Guy Who Created the Batmobile!

No Wedding Ring -- Just a Guy Thing

DMB Sax Player Seriously Injured in ATV Ax

Miley Cyrus 2.0

Madonna's Mouthpiece Blows Smoke

It Just Got Harder for Britney to Get a Drink

Mike to Maybe Mama -- Kettle, Meet Black

Kim K Strips Off ... Her Makeup

Hulk: Linda's Coming after My Ass, My Wallet

Bodyguard Says Steve-O's Reality is His Nightmare

Spencer's Blue About His Balls

Jay-Z's 40/40 -- More than 99 Problems

Hit and Run Girl: Smashed When She Crashed

Tara Reid's Bodyguard -- Suge Knight's Attacker!

Guy and Madonna: Like a Couple

Lohan Maybe Momma -- Media Ho-han

Christie Cookin' Peter in Court -- It's On!

Tatum Could Get Crack Bust Kicked

Liz Taylor Out Past Her Bedtime

Labor Pains Are the Pitts!

Rob Thomas' Savage Wood Pops Up in Court

Jennifer Tilly: Kinda, Sorta, Maybe Hot

Linda Hogan's Secret Stache

Malcolm in the Middle of a Misdemeanor - Sort Of

Daddy Lohan Loves Lindsay's Half $i$ter

Ed Harris Will Smack a Bitch Up

Mini-Me Sex Chick Whoring Out the Tape!

Mother Knows Breast

Gish Who's Coming To Dinner

Speidi at DMV -- Licensed to Drive You Sick

The Tush Pays for the Bush

Fake Singer's Real Baby Bump

"Baywatch" Hunk Gets Taste of Pam's Foul Mouth

Kate to Lance: Meet The Parent

Linda Hogan Attacked by Wild Indian

Rosie Cheating? Let's Hope Not

Lohan Party -- Ain't What It Used to Be

Brit's Secret Dude

Neighbors to Hollywood Club: Shut the Hell Up!

DMX Arrested Again -- Yes, Again

Suri's Mad Money

Osbourne to Pam: Bitch, Please!

Maybe Baby Mama Didn't Do it For the Money

Old School Babes

Row Owner Picks Up Where Suge Left Off

Martin Sheen: Shirt Happens

Kid Fashions Have a Cult Following

Carnage in the TMZ

Just Another Faceless in the Crowd

Linda Hogan: Terry's a Hulkamaniac!

G-Unit Guns It From 50 Cent Baby Mama Drama

Holyfield's Baby Mama Does a Legal K.O.

Brinkley's Ex -- A Real Jerk Off

Shauna Sand: Pam's Just Tee'd Off!

A-Rod Mum on Madge Yankee Panky

Kiss My Big Fat Wax Ass

Pharmacy to McMahon: These Drugs Ain't Free!

Grumpy Birthday, Lindsay Lohan!

Lowe Nanny Floats Down the River of Denial

Alex's Wife Riding Lenny's Rod?

Lindsay Back in Her Birthday Suit

Convict Snipes Can Fly the Coop, For Now

Hit & Run Girl: Crushed Pelvis Only the Beginning

De La Hoya Stripper's Fingers Get Sticky

Head Case Says Rat Factory Jacked His Toy Story

Jason Bateman: When the Brit Hits the Fan

DUI Victim Doesn't Have Insurance

A-Rod's Decoy is a Real Son of a Bitch

Linda Hogan Knows How to Pick 'Em

DUI Suspect Lives In Sugar Daddy City

Cheryl Burke: Samba-dy Get Me a Drink!

Helen Hunt Flips for Yoga

Ronaldo Spotted with a Biological Woman

Kim's Eardrums as Big as Her Booty

PETA Wants Sharon Stone's Brain for Research

DMX Gets His Mug On

Rachael's Show Hates the Skinnies

Jeremy Piven -- Lobster, I Hardly Knew Her! -- redirect

Lohan Lets Relationship Cat Out of the Bag

Tisdale Shows LiLo How It's Done

Homeless Hollywood

Brinkley Begged Hubby Not to Kill Himself

Keyshia Cole Gets Jiggly With It

Design on a Dime Host Gets XXXtreme Makeover

Design on a Dime Host Gets XXXtreme Makeover

Lady T

"Lovergirl" Singer Teena Marie: 'Memba Her?!

Warrant Out for Gym Class Hero

Pregnant Man No Longer Pregnant!

Cindy Brady -- Grown Up, About to Throw Up

The Breakfast Club

How Lowe Can We Go?

Roadie Rocks Out When Bassist Passes Out

Kendra Needs a New Rim Job!

Peter to Christie: You're Full of Shrek

William Petersen: CSI'm No Real Investigator

4th of July BBQ at Dr. Jan Adams' House!

Sharon Manhandles Kelly's Boyfriend

Rob Lowe Goes Off the Deep End

A-Rod Not Gonna Go Our Way

He'll Always Be "The Rock"

Ashley Dupre -- No Mo' Joe

Christina Applegate's BF Found Dead

Send in the Clowns ... Bozo is Dead

Madge Kabbalah'd A-Rod into Submission

"Idol" Loser: Brotha, Can You Spare $10k?

Carnie Eyes Carne

Pumkin Selling Herself for $5 a Pop

Joe Francis Plays the Hooker Card

Guy Ritchie -- One Is the Loneliest Number

Christie Homewrecker Stiffs Someone Else!

Chippendales Mr. July

Ace Young's 15 Minutes: Over and Out!

Judge's Daughter: Right to Bare Arms

God Bless America

I've Grown a Custom to Your Face

Simple Minds Lead Singer: 'Memba Him?!

Shauna Sand: Pardon My French!

Venus vs. Serena -- Who Would You Rather?

Wino Did Drugs in Rehab? Yes, Yes, Yes

Applegate Saddened Over BF Death

Steve-O Bodyguard -- I Was No Jackass!

Eminem's Next Hit Coming to a Stall Near You

Rodman: I'll Be Here All Week!

An Alan Cumming Rumer

Jean-Claude: I'm Famous Van Dammit!

Maddox Having a Jolie Ol' Time

Paris Hilton - From Pokey to Hokey

Jim Carrey: Ace Ventura -- Swimsuit Detective

J. Lo's Twins Go for a Swim

Being Fergalicious Doesn't Happen Overnight

World News Bulletin: Hitler Beheaded

Paging the Guillotine!

LiLo's Body In a Wonderland

Madonna Yanks Her Family A-Round

A-Rod -- Madge's Back-Door Man

Nadal vs. Federer -- Who'd You Rather?

Leslie Nielsen in Airplane -- Won't Speak Jive

Crocodile Dundee Gunning for the IRS

Heidi Klum Licks the Tip

Dennis Rodman Worm Blocks Himself

Nicole Richie Tossed from the Hard Rock

Amy Winehouse Punch Drunk ... Again

Cute As a Button

Somers to Damon: I'll Master Your Thighs Any Day

Pam Anderson's Vagina Cream Pie

Two Former Boy Banders Equals One Sanjaya

Shooting Outside Hollywood Club

A-Rod's Wife -- Let's Play Ball in Court

A-Rod Divorce: Madonna Was "The Last Straw" -- redirect

Madge -- A-Rod's Not in My Batter's Box

Sox Fans Can't Mask Hatred for A-Rod

A-Rod Divorce: Madonna Was "The Last Straw"

A-Rod's Wifey Works Off the Dead Weight

A-Rod's Divorce Turns Elegant

Clubs to Scotsmen: No Pants, No Service

Sisqo Popped for Drinqin' and Drivin'

Tara Reid -- Don't Waste Your Ink

Some Things Just Write Themselves ...

More Old Chicks

Kelly Carlson is No Miss Independent

Rafael Nadal Ties One On

Christie to Kids: Your Dad Doesn't Love Me

We Are Not a Fanilow of This Outfit

Suit Says NFLer McNabbed Disabled Kid's Space

"C" You Later Trendy L.A. Eatery!

Amy -- Bikini Waxes Are Your Friend

TomKat -- They Walk Among Us

A-Rod's Wife Files Big D

That's a GREAT ASS!!

Sugar Ray -- Still a Contender

Everybody Loves TMZ Saving Their Ass

J.Lo's Designer Baby

Jake Gyllenhaal Doesn't Horse Around

Madonna and Guy Want You to Buy the Hype

Playmate: These Boobs Aren't Made for Talkin'

No Jail Time for Gummi

Nate Dogged With Felony Charges

A-Rod -- Yankee Chipper

Christina's Brave Face

It Ain't Just the Fridge

Soccer Phenom in 12-Year-Old Girl's Body

Beverly Johnson: On the Brinkley of Perfection

Locklear Now Starring in Happy Days

A Sobering Moment with Cheryl Burke

Snoop's Wife -- Not Stoned Enough

Andrew Dan-Jumbo -- While You Were Busted!

Boz's Brawn Rescues Accident Victim

Madonna & A-Rod Too Busy To Screw Around

Sharon Osbourne Is So Hot Right Now

One of These Things Is A Lot Like the Other One

Notorious Doc Takes the Fifth With Photogs

"Home Improvement" Kid: Don't Tase Me, Bro!

Shaq's Divorce in a Sleeper Hold

Stray-Rod: The Thinker Meets the Stinker

Mark Burnett: Tribal Traitor?

Bruno Gets Mossad All Chickpea-ved

Jessica Simpson Foils It Again!

C-Rod Drops Paper Before She Drops Papers

Something's Very Wrong with Jessica Alba

Gov's Gal Lets Joe Have His Way With Her

HBO -- S-J-Pissed Over Fake "Sex"

Margarita Mondays Just Got Hotter

Cheryl Burke -- Sore Ass Loser

Michael Caine: When the Brit Hits the Fan

Village Person: Macho Mute

Legs For Days!

Mr. October Desperate to Be Mr. Relevant

Halle's Not So Wonder-ful Night

Gwyneth Flashes Her Madge Badge

Guy Wants It Sunny Side Up

Game Accused of Stiffing Dead Cuz

A-Rod: Kabbalah, Table for Two!

Meryl Streep -- Orthodox Shrew

Nadal's Hot Girlfriend Hurts His Ball Control

Obama: Just For Men?

Bank of Hefner's #1 Customer

Ed Hardy -- R.I.P., Larry's Wearin' Your Stuff

Laguna Beach Never Was Kisses Off L.C. Rumors

Eddie Munster: 'Memba Him?!

Michael Vick Don't Have Dick

A-Rod's Former Skip Gives Paps the Stop Sign

Prince Harry -- Posing for the Poor

Al Pacino: Say Hello to My Illegal Friend

Second Suspect Nabbed in Baller Beatdown

Ricky Gervais: Steve Carell Is My Bitch

Winona Ryder Steals from Father Time

Spector's Singers -- Bunch of Stiffs

A-Rod Not the Only One Grand Slammin' Madge

Lily Allen Strips Down

Brad Pitt -- Fedorable

Welcome Back To The Dollhouse

Hulk May Join Nick in the Clink

Dane Cook: Shih Tzu Happens

Shrink: Christie Should Get the Kids

Newsvixen Reporting for Two

Steve-O -- Off the Junk, Off His Nut

Heidi Klum -- Mall Rat

Two-Timer? Jess Tests Romo's Metal -- AGAIN!

Being A-Rod's Neighbor Sucks Right About Now

Michael Johns' Dog Day Afternoon

Condit Dunne In by Judge

A-Rod's Wife Wants Truly Fabulous Parting Gift

Rodman Can't Worm His Way Outta This One

Mayer Blames "Whiteness" for Hip-Hoplessness

Forget Dr. Oz -- Dane Cook Knows His Poop

David Lee Roth Puts Nuts In Mouth -- Almost Dies

Britney Projects Self On Madonna

Dane: Ignorance of the Lawn is No Excuse

The Defecation Rocking the Nation

Kelsey Can't Stand the Heat -- Sued Over Kitchen

A-Rod - Curse of Another Blonde Bimbino

Wino's Way to Rehab -- Mo', Mo', Mo'

Brit Flashes Her Madge

Madge's Boys Endlessly Amused

John Mayer Trashes TMZ

Evel Kook Makes Absurd Leap of Math

Unidentified Flashing Object Spotted at Premiere

Shauna Sand Sucks One Down

Holyfield Punches Out Child Support Debt

Bella Donna

Serena Williams' Assets Mesmerize Photog

Hulk Hogan: Linda Has a Cancer

C'mon -- LC Doesn't Deserve All This!

Statement From Field Director of Miss WA Pageant

Rodeo Monkey Does it Doggy Style

Baby Got Back Fat

Famke's Dog Is Busted

McConaughspawn -- Three Million Dollar Baby

Christie Brinkley: Before All the Divorces

Miley: It's Not A Small World After All

Ashlee's Blowin' Up

Bret Michaels: Open Up and Say Blah

S**t Hits Fan In Dane Cook Trial!

Ronaldo: Gimpy and Still Hotter Than You

Dane's Dog -- The Plop Thickens!

J.Lo's Restaurant Huevos Goodbye

C-Rod Breaks Out Guns, Fires Blanks on Alex

Inspector Dane Clouseau: Not My Poop!

No Newsroom Today

Bonaduce: Thinking With The Wrong Head

Bruce Vilanch: Always Ready for a Rimshot

Brangelina Doesn't Come with Baby Pics

Donna Mills from "Knots Landing": 'Memba Her?!

Pam Does Chicken Wrong

The Game: My Family is "My Worst Enemy"

Taylor Dayne, Royal Payne

Somebody Must Have Lost a Huge Bet

Pam Anderson Is All Stretched Out

Miss Washington -- One Bad Apple!

Colin Farrell Hits it From Behind

Christie -- On Brinkley of Settling

Dane's Apt Mngr: I've Got the Scoop on the Poop

Joel & Pete: One of These Fools Has Gots to Go!

Miss Washington Blames Seedy Friends

John Cusack: You Played Me, Now Pay Me

A-Rod -- Smitten Slugger Calls Madge "Soulmate"

John's Got a Host of Problems

Brinkley Pact -- Not Totally Cooked Yet

Spidey Slings the F-Bomb

Pam to Jessica: Don't Wait by the Phone

Christie and Porny Pete Settle Their Mess

Rafael Nadal Plays 19 Holes

Cheater Steals Cheating Coach's Cheating Heart

Audrina's $10,000 Pyramids?!

Celine Dion Shows Off her Canadian Bacon

Sheltered Stars

JagWired -- NFL Star Busted for Drugs

Shaq's Divorce Is No Slam Dunk

Miley Smiley Over New Dude

P.O.'d P.I. Sues Joe Francis

Paul Rudd: Sashay Shante

Carrie Puts the Wood in Under

David Beckham Driving While Intoxicated

Billy Dee is Back -- Lock Up Your Grandma!

Jordan to Romo: Size Matters

Amy's Greatest Hit Yet -- Her Security Guard!

Lisa Bonet: If I Only Had a Brain

Only 8 in Dog Years

Former Ram Kicked with Felony Rape Charges

So You Think You Can Get In

C-Rex to Pervy Pete -- Jurass Is Mine!

Timmy from "Lassie": 'Memba Him?!

Oh Boy, George!

Jon Heder: I've Got Friends in No Places

Mormons Slam Calendar's Missionary Position

A-Rod's Stripper: I'm Bicep-ual Now!

Robert De Niro -- The Good Father

Tara Reid Puts the "Ho" in Horror

Jacko -- Creepiest Thing on Four Wheels

Jess to Pam: I'm No Whore, I Just Love Sausage!

Lynne Spears: From One Problem Child to the Next

Inappropriate Questions for Josh Duhamel

Steve Nash Crosses Over on TMZ

Camilla and Charles -- Reign Reign Go Away!

Let's See Him MacGyver His Way Outta This One

Newsroom Cafe: I Smell a Rat

Pete Townshend: Who Carries That Around?

Mobb Deep Says Their Manager Wreaked Havoc!

David Lee Roth: Story is Just Plain Nuts

Baby Alba Cashes In

Juicy Jose -- Madge Begged for My Bat!

Golf's Biggest Choker Swallows $100 Mil Payout

Shaq Has a Firm Grip on Marriage

"Punky" Star Can't Get Drunky -- Race a Factor?

Dane Jury: If the Dog Didn't S**t, You Must Acquit

Martin Luther King's Bad Dream

Celebrity Puppets -- Sesame Street Edition

Billy Crystal Held Up at LAX

"Desperate" Eva Goes Two-Pieces

Where Everybody Knows Your Name Is Ours

"Jackass" Star Is a Wee Bit Pissed

Sergio Ramos Is the "Real" Deal

Selena Gomez: The Low Rent Miley Cyrus

Brody's Got Little Game

Spike Lee's Virtual Strip Search

Barkley to Paps: Stay Out of A-Rod's Biz!

Barack Gives Hillary the Kiss-Off

Luke Perry: Up, Up and McKay!

Sam is LiLo's Dr. Feelgood

There's An Imposter in Them Thar Hills!

Playboy to Olive Garden: Show Me Ya Breadsticks

Daydream Believer

Too Bad Linda, Hulk Ain't Going to Jail

Davy Jones from The Monkees: 'Memba Him?!

Celine: Her Son's Hair Will Go On

Pete Doherty Dogged by Airport Sting

Just What DC Needs: "Hills" on the Hill

Hollywood DUI Suspect Charged With Felony

Jurors to Dane Cook: You're S**t Outta Luck

Code Blue for Izzie Stevens?

There's Something Illegal About Mary

Just Call Him Adrian Green-ier

LL Cool J: Ladies Love ... Samples?

Carmen Electra Gets a Full Body Wax

Tony Snow Loses Cancer Battle

Brody Jenner: My Sister's Booty is Slammin'

Rock & Vin: One of These Fools Has Gots to Go!

Sir Michael Caine's Bat-itude Adjustment

Amy Winehouse Takes a Powder?

Celeb Fake Outs!

Audrina Moving Out? Hill No!

LiLo to Ronson: Our Lips are Sealed -- redirect

Brit Won't Sing For Madge

Amy Winehouse: It's All Rehab's Fault!

A-Rod Involved in Child's Play

Brolin Busted: Shreveport Happens

Macy Puts the Blow in Blowfish

Madonna: It's Kabbalah in the Family

Celeb Limo Co. Ready to Roll ... Cameras

Spacey and Others Clients of Video Limo Co. -- redirect

Oui, Oui: Angelina Pops 'Em Out

Frasier: My Cherry Has Been Popped

Alanis -- From Angry Rocker to L.I. Soccer Mom

Users Dare TMZ's Idiot Savant -- Users Lose

A-Rod Keeps His Eye on the Kab-ball-ah'd

Martin to Seacrest: My Tip is Bigger than Yours

Wee Man Sick Of Wee Matt Exposing Himself

Jose Canseco -- Bashed, Brother

Vivica to Pam: You Can Kiss Jessica's Ass!

Hulk Goes Toe to Toe with New Girlfriend

Spacey and Others Clients of Video Limo Co.

Jacklyn Zeman: Good Genes or Good Docs?

Miley -- Beach Blanket Bimbo

Spacey Not Ready to Roll

Top Surf Dudes

Amy Winehouse -- Loves Blake, Hates Living

The A-Rod Clan -- One, Big Unhappy Family

Wino's Dad - Amy's Death "Slow and Painful"

Yung Jacked Sound Guys for $25K

Miss USA Goes Down for Her Country

Madge's Bro, the Ho We Knew He Was

Freestyler Distressed, Disturbed, Discombobulated

Miley and Tisdale -- Bev Hills Streetwalkers

Hogan Knows Breast -- Brooke Strips for Daddy

I'll Take a Double D, Pat

Kimora Lee Simmons: Don't Buy American!

Jessica Shows Off her Puppies

Jeter and Ortiz Pitched the A-Rod Splitter

Tisdale Brings the Shrills to Bev Hills

Shania's Airport Sting

90210's Ahn-drea Choked Up in Cahn-ada

Hollywood Old School Studs

Casey -- Would You Like Fries with Your Tot?

Rafael Nadal Serves it Up

Sambora Gives the Ex Report

Fly Girl

Newsroom Cafe -- La Cucaracha!

Why Fred Savage's B-Day Is Better Than Yours

"Supergirl" Helen Slater: 'Memba Her?!

Manson Family Member -- Should She Go Free?

Fabio: I Wasn't Involved in Fly By Goosing!

Sienna Hanging Out With a Married Man

Would You Let Her Hold Your Baby?

Ready To Roll Limo: We Don't Tape Our Clients!

LC is Hell on Heels

Christian Bale: "Batman" is Gonna Bite It!

A Kardashian Goes to the Pokey!

C-Rod to A-Rod: So, Did You Wiretap Me?

Kim K: My Sis is Ready to Rumble in Jail

Brit and K-Fed: Will They Fight or Settle?

Jeweler Claims He Lacks Stones! -- redirect

Celebrity Baby Birth Certs -- redirect

Harlow Winter Kate Richie Madden

Nahla Ariela Aubry

Stella Doreen McDermott

Honor Marie Warren

Max Liron Bratman

Kidman and Keith - Take Our Baby, Please!

Backstreet Guy Nailed for $400 Mil in Back Cash

Jailed Giant Cut Loose -- No Daylight Yet

Celebrity Baby Birth Certs

Jeweler Claims He Lacks Stones!

Camilla Gets Tanked

"Top Model" Photo Director Really Negative

Ray Lewis, Ray Allen -- Ray-jected!

Athletic Supporters

Baby Mama to 50 Lawyer: You're All Conflicted

So Shaq and A-Rod Walk into a Bar ...

Sheriff to Nick -- Your Trap's An Open Book

Stu Scott Left His Shtick in Bristol

Tonight on CBS: Not A-Rod

Brooke to Hulk's GF: This Is What Daddy Likes

A-Rod Parties with Madge's Gal Pal

Piven's Bud -- Can I Have One Beer, To Go?

Aretha Franklin's O-Face

Posh's Denim -- Flop Spice

A-Rod: Hey Mr. DJ, Put Any Other Record On!

Keisha Castle-Hughes: Jamie Lynn's Role Model

Eminem: What a Pisser

Crazy Publicist -- Insanely Intoxicating

Vanessa Williams: How She Move

Linda & BoyToy's Wedding Date

Would You Let Her Take Care of Your Baby?

Yo Adrienne!

Joe Theismann Prefers TMZ to LT

Adrienne Barbeau from "Maude": 'Memba Her?!

Vince Vaughn: Still a Hollywood Heavyweight

Kim Ledger Salutes Heath's Performance

Paris Hilton -- Me, a Valley Girl? As If!

Baseball Great Says A-Rod Knows How to Hit It

Jessica & Vanessa Shop it Out

Bad Blow Could Mean Jail for "Family Ties" Kid

Holly Madison: No Thong in a Bunch

What's Orange & White & Leathery All Over?

Lindsay Lohan, You Got Served -- Kinda, Sorta

Ling Creeped by Homeless Bai-stander

Megan Fox -- Still Hot, Still Taken

The Penguin Returns to Gotham City

Barenaked Lady Busted for Booger Sugar

Susan Atkins -- Denied

Fake Diamond Dave Turns Out to be a Real Kuntz

Kelsey To Kitchen Contractor: My Sink, You Stink

Cops Say Jackson Went On Rampage

Judge to Lindsay: You Give Good Morgue!

Miley -- Sex and the Cyrus?

LC -- I Won't Walk With Bitches!

Khloe K Gets Clubbed Before Jail

Ray Allen Throws TMZ Under "The Bus"

French Think Brangie Twins Not So Nice

Rampage: Terror Outside the Ring

Had a Ruff Day

Heidi Montag: McCain's New Running Mate

Rampage Pre-Rampage: I'm Fat and Messed Up

Jason Caffey: Deadbeat Dad, Deadbeat Lawsuit!

Saved By the Belding

Fake Roth Allegedly Has Charles Manson Traits

Rampage Over -- Takedown on Tape!

Brusha, Brusha, Brusha

Pink & Gal Pal -- Ladies Who Lunch

Why So Serious?

Dick Busted on Sex Charges Outside Chicken Joint

Eliot Spitzer -- Working Stiff

Mirren, Mirren On My Wall

Helen & Linda: Golden Girls Gone Wild

"Family Ties" Kid Adds Warrant To His Credits

Jan from "Grease": 'Memba Her?!

It's Curtains for TomKat

LiLo Serves Sam ... a Kiss

Nate Dogg -- Still Alive, In Custody

NBA Rookie Goes Undrafted by Nightclub

Toyo: Rampage Didn't Blow His Tire Deal ... Yet

Ronaldo to Pappers -- Goal Away!

Jan from "Grease": 'Memba Her?!

Rampage Back on the Loose

Stevie Wonder -- Politically Tourette

Gandhi in Technicolor

Samantha Ronson -- Call Linds Back Later!

Dick's Chicken Dance ... Before Gettin' Plucked

Pearl -- Oprah Treated Me Like Doody!

The Iceman Commenteth -- Liddell Shocked

Crack is Wack, Whitney's New Look Ain't

Bruce Jenner: Khloe's Taking It Like a Man

Venus Caught in Paparazzi Gambling Racquet

Rampage Mad Dogs Cop Cam

Dude, Jesse James Took Me For a Ride!

Actors Tased, Pepper Sprayed ...'N' Word Used

Russian to Trump: Your House Is a Dump!

Death Row Deal -- Battle of the Bergs

Zac Efron: Armed and Fabulous

Mama to 50 -- Holla At Ya Boy!

Dick Teased Before Gettin' Popped

Rampage's Used Rubber For Sale

Driver for Timba Lands in Handcuffs

Round 2 -- Cops Nab "Rampage" Again

Carrot Top Exercises Right to Bear Arms

Giambi Does Know Jack After All

Ashley ID Victim: You Skanked My Good Name!

Billy Ray Cyrus -- The Real Colonel Mustard

Camilla -- Let Her Eat Cake

Billy Ray -- The Real Colonel Mustard

Linds Gives Sam the Kiss Off

Hey, Hey, Hey!

Dwayne from "What's Happening!!": 'Memba Him?!

How'd He Get Her?!

Dennis Farina: That WAS a Gun in My Pocket!

Judge Gives 50 Cent 14,400 Mins With Lil' Cent

At Least Cuba's Body Isn't in the Toilet

Dick Does "Rehab" Before Arrest

Adrienne Barbeau from "Maude": 'Memba Her?!

Why Dumb People Shouldn't Get Tattoos

Little Beckham Pops Up During Dirty Talk

Race War Leaves Hasselbeck in Tears

Speidi: Smugging for the Camera

Denise: Something's Wrong in Charlie's House

"Gossip Girl" Causes Depression

Sabato: I'm Not Under Rachel Hunter's "Big" Top

Shreveport Police Say They're in the Wright

Brady Quinn Scrambles Over Gay Dating Scandal

LC at Charity Event: What the Pup?

Whitaker May Wack Indecent Exposure Defendant

Hollywood Hit and Run -- The 911 Call

Isaiah Gets Behind the Gays

Such a Kinski Girl

Debbie Reynolds -- Not So Unsinkable

Ex-Worker -- Mouse Wanted Junk in My Trunk!

Khloe K: Don't Forget Me While I'm Gone!

Heath's Uncle -- Alleged Bobcat Burgler

K-Fed's Attorney: Custody Case Settled

Guns N' Roses' Drummer -- Welcome to the Pokey

Britney/K-Fed: Rhymes with Mettlement

Dunst to Pap: No "Long" Term Relationship Here

Paris Latsis -- From Poser to Producer

Winehouse: I'm Sick, My Daddy Ain't!

Ballin' Pimpmobiles

Khloe Kardashian: Ready for Her Klose-Up

Cristiano Ronaldo -- Rico Suave

Nastassja Kinski: 'Memba Her?!

Randy Travis in "28 Paps Later"

Garner in a Toe Jam

Bad Tipping Takes the Air Out of Jordan

Kardashian Khaos at the Kourthouse

K-Fed and Lawyer Cash In

Khloe's Mug

Julius Erving Zones Out

NFL Star in No Rush to Pack ESPY

Prince Von A-Hole: D-Bag on Wheels

David Archuleta: But, I'm a Real Boy!

Khloe Goes Into Lockdown During a Lockdown

Pete Townshend: You Guys Have Big Balls

A-Rod: In the Company of Men

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Barbies to Bratz -- You're Ours Now!

Kriminal Kardashian Out of the Klink!

Katy Perry: Mackin' on Miley

Getting Hit With a Bottle? Not Fierce!

Khloe Kardashian: My Brutal Life Behind Bars!

Simon Sues: Tick Tocked Off

Ed to Cedars: You Abused Me

Samuel L. Jackson Smells BS From a Mile Away

Deflated Angelina Checks Out

Lindsay Lohan Keeps It in the Fam

Mario: Ray Lewis Should Worship Me

Khloe Kopes with Freedom

Rihanna Buys Hella, Ella, Ella Bling

Graziano's Struggles Are Lifelong

Steven Adler: Free From Axl, Free on Bail

Lilo and Sam: Dairy Queens

Diddy Overdresses For Underwear Run

Mr. and Mrs. Carey: 'Til Death Do Us Part

I'm Ready for My Close-up, Ocifferr!

Top Surf Chicks

Sanjaya's Next Stop: Back of Milk Carton

DMX Arrested Again ... Seriously!

Travis Barker Hits an All-Time Low

The David Beckham Wad Has Been Blown

Spears K-Fed Up with Settlement Questions

A-Rod's Game -- One at Home, Two on Deck

Mini-Me: V Also Stands for Victory

What Were They Thinking?!

Pete Sampras Drops a Deuce

Hugh Jackman Held Up at Gunpoint

Simpson a Heckled Hen at First Country Gig

The Day After -- Who'd You Rather?

Christian Bale: The Double Life is Killing Me

Taylor Traded to the "Bush" League

Cyn Carries the Big Bat in Chez Rod

Lil' Scrappy Popped After Stabbing Scrap

Zac -- Get Me the Eff-ron Outta Here!

Photog Fouls Out with Dallas Maverick

ABC Family Frat Boy Done for DUI

Mick Fleetwood's Daughter Nearly Drowns

Hollywood's Grumpy Old Men

Janet's Boob Won't Cost a Thing

Crazy To Stay Behind Bars

Roadside Chain Too High End For Kid Rock

Ice-T Pledges The Pink Ladies

Take That, Tom Cruise!

And Brolin Makes Three

No One Puts Swayze In The Corner

Martha Turns Dog Pee Into Lemonade

Oprah's O Face Reserved for One

Holding Cell Hogan Family Reunion

Halle Berry Baby Plummets ... In Price

American Dog Has Close Shave

Heather Thomas -- U.S.A. Is Fall Guy for 9/11

Nothing Is Smoother Than Billy Dee Williams

What's the Matter? Amy Got Ya Tongue?

T.O. Helps KO'd Writer

Girls Gone Wild CPA Is a Tax Rat!

Raquel Welch Looks Good on Paper

Cristiano Ronaldo, It's Official: "Euro Greasy"

Verne Troyer: Casting for the Sequel

Warring Videos at Center of Denise vs. Charlie

DiCaprio Won't Get Bumrushed

Audrina: Goose Me, Then Pay Me!

Minnie Driver Puts Zipper to the Test

Charlie & Denise Fight Through Their Kids

DMX: When It Arraigns It Pours

Just What A-Rod Needs: More Women

Pap to Noth: My GF Saw Sex, Not Me

Coke Arrest + Disney = No Tour

Khloe's DUI Excuse: Dead Wrong

Charlie to Denise: LOSER!

Kid Rock at Waffle House: Taste My Fist

A-Rod: A Major League Player

"24" Star: Khloe Who?

Paps Popped For Snooping On Spears

Alleged Battering Doesn't Stop "Batman" Premiere

Christian Bale: The New Two-Face?

Hollywood Sees Red

Bale Busted for Alleged Mum-Battering

Cops Knew Batman Would Return

Batman Free: Back to Alleged Crime Scene

Blunt Throws Dourdan a Bone at Naked Boat Party

Yo, Adrian!

With Po-Po Protection, Aniston Has No Comment

Bulletin: Brit Kid is Fine

How to Really Bugsy Beatty

Brit Yawns At Her Own Fame

Did Batman's Bad Mouth Trigger Bust?

Claudia vs. Tila: Pick Your Poison

Bale Says Assault Allegations Are Bogus

Batman's Sister Surfaces

More Dirty Photos Of Audrina Patridge Released

UK to Christian Bale -- Why So Serious?

At Christian Nursery, Everyone's a Child Star

Paging Uncle Jesse

Estelle Getty: Thank You For Being Alive

The Dark Knight Was Once the White Knight

"Rocky's" Wife Adrian: 'Memba Her?!

Traci Bingham Shops For New Melons

Janice Is Still Worth Arresting in Hollywood

Candy to Ed McMahon: I'm Losing My House Too

Cristiano's Ex Lets It All Hang Out

Khloe: The Other Kardashian Meat

For Batman and Mum, Push Came to Shove

Recently Spotted Sober: Cheryl Burke

Batman vs. Mom: When Push Comes to Shove

Hollywood Hit and Run Suspect Pleads Not Guilty

Paul McCartney: Bigger Than Jesus?

Happy Birthday Nick: Welcome to Big People Jail

Manager: Courtney Raped Me On Nirvana Deal

Christian Went Bale-istic on T4 Set

Naomi to Ritz: Sheets Happen

The Sun Rises, DMX Gets Indicted

The Best Amy Winehouse Has Ever Looked

Pap Slips in Euro Greasy's Trail

WNBA Turns WWE -- WWJD?

Larry B: I Did Not Have Sex With That Man

Jamie Foxx: From Mix Master to Chest Master -- redirect

Like a Zebra, Kourtney Can't Change Her Stripes

Pap to Rosario's Man: It Ain't Your Looks

Ed McMahon Gets Disease on "Family Feud"

Sabato to Rachel Hunter: I Made a "Big" Mistake

Makeup Mishaps

Novak Veers Too Far Right, Hits Pedestrian

Novak: All Things Considered, I Screwed Up

Cash, Money, Moms: Why Bale Was Busted

Sandman Gets Shoved Back into Cage

June Gloom

Pap to Hopper -- Favre's Retirement is Your Fault

Sophie Monk Faces the Cold Without Benji

Mindy Goes McCrazy -- Dr. Phil to the Rescue!

Jasmine Guy: D is for Divorce, Not Dwaaaayne!

Sienna Blows Top, Sues Over Beach Pics

Dr. Phil to Capitalize on Depressed Country Singer

The Mom on "Lost in Space": 'Memba Her?!

Sly and George -- Still Funkin' Around

Brit's Driving Has a DNA Link

Paris Lost, Found in Hypocrite County

If You Think I'm Excessive and You Want My Body

Laird & Gabby Stay Tanned & Toned

"Real World" Puck: Still Real, Still a Creep

Photog Lives to Die Another Day

Donde Esta Su Madre?

Yoga Does Marla Maples Body Good

Cindy C.'s Hubby Caught in Mile-High Suit

Matt's Former Manager: I'm Crazy!

Soccer Dude Gets the Shaft

TMZ Photog Hits Novak With His Best Shots

Anne H. -- Fed Up with Ex's Alleged Fraud?

50's Got Beef with Taco Bell

Batman Stays Mum on Mum

Bindi Irwin -- Let Her Eat Cake

T.O. -- I'm a Regular Florence Nightingale!

Simmons: Congressional Run in Short Shorts

Bai Ling's XXX-Files

Tommy Davidson's Stomach Pulls a Threesome

Scott Storch: No Roof to Cover His Poor Head

Kim to Shanna: He's Just Not My Type

Britney's Piece Still Hot

Life's a Drag

Ashley Dupre is Still Working the Streets

Gerard Butler Gets Rare Strain of Cabin Fever

Simmons Shocks Congress With No Shorts

NFL's Merriman: It's Lights Out for Clothing Line

One of the Lollipop Guild: 'Memba Him?!

Welcome to Munchkinland

TMZ Wayback Machine -- Leon Russell Sued

Right Winger a Serial Dinger

The City That Doesn't Sleep ... with Married People

McConaughey Shredded by the Gnar

One of the Lollipop Guild: 'Memba Him?!

Hasta La Vista, Dr. Jiffy Lube!

Kim K: I Apologize, Kinda Sorta

Raise a Toe to Jen Garner!

Nick Carter's Mom Contemptable, Busted

Mirror, Mirror ... Who's the Greasiest of Them All?

Carnie Wilson: Boobs, A-Holes and Bird Poop

Little Feud on the Prairie

Shanna to Kim: Stay the Hell Away From Me!

Daddy Yankee Has Staff Affection

The Genesis of Jude Law's Hairline

Speidi: The More You Hate the More We Make

Chris Cagle: Anywhere But Jail

Pap to Martin Landau -- So How Were the '50's?

Shanna Calls Kim Out for Her White Love

Smashing Pumpkins Lose Their Virginity

Lil Wayne Plays With Fire, Gets Sued

House Staff Represents for Lunch Lady

Family Guy on Spitzer Gal -- B***h Set Me Up!

Rapperistas Cashing Checks They Can't Write

Sandman Needed Little Girl to Set Him Free

Camo'd Paps Pounded by Brangie's Boys

One of These Women Was on "American Idol"

"Last Lecture" Professor Has Died

Jamal Anderson Is Falcon Drunk

LC's Designs -- A Knock Off the Ol' Block?

Congressional Lunch Lady Cashes In

Miley vs. Miley 2.0: Waaaay Past a Day Late

Cops to MTV Star: You Really Pucked Up

Rapper Gucci Mane Popped for Mary Jane

Brigitte Nielsen Is Post-Op

It's a Hard Knock Life

Novak's Victim: Am I Famous Now?

Move Over K-Fed, Lorenzo is the New #1 Dad

Nothing Elegant About A-Rod Anymore

Hollywood Vampires

Dr. Phil to McCready: Let Me Make You a TV Star

Brooke to Hulk: I'll Rub it in Myself Now

Neighbor Calls Cops on Connery, Sean Connery

Christian Bails Out of Town

"Sober" Dime Dropped on G n'R Drummer

"Roseanne's" Original Becky: Misfortune Teller

Cheryl Burke's Ex: She Was Dancing with the Bars

Broadway's First "Annie": 'Memba Her?!

Shanna and Kim: The Calm Before the Bitch Fight

Ethan Hawke Jock Blocks Papers

Lunch Lady Brings Down the House!

Dick: I'll Get Sober If You Pay Me!

Yankee Fan Proud that A-Rod Plays the Field

LC on Clothing Drama: It's the Fabric of Their Lies

Britney and KFed -- Case Closed!

Brinkley: I'm Dating Again, No More Whackjobs!

Britney Settlement Papers: Blow By Blow

NBA Star in Central American Fender Bender

Balthazar: Nudie Pics Make the Heart Grow Fonder

Ru's Words, Not Ours: "I'm Really Nobody"

Walk of Fame Chimp-Slaps Cheeta Over Booze!

Rick Fox: Ugly Sweaty

Audrina: Heidi and Spence Gonna Buy What??

Idiot Savant -- Boob Tube Edition!

Madonna and A-Rod Saga Gets Comical for Ritchie

Brangelina Security French Fried Over Pap Fight

Famous Bladders Still Shameless

Suzanne Somers is Still the Master of Her Thighs

"Star" Search for "Dancing" Still in Limbo

Teen Stars Botox Ready

Kenyon Martin and Trina's Crash Aftermath

Bean Busted for Battling with Wife

Madonna's Latest Incarnation: Old Lady

Amy Winehouse: A Jack of All Junkies

John Mayer to TMZ: Game On!

Lindsay Lohan Run Down ... By a Bike

Justin Guarini Is a First Place Loser

Shia LaBeouf Busted on DUI

George Clooney's Former Flame Gets Served

Shia Messed Up in DUI Bust

Levi McConaughey -- Beach Bum Baby

Heidi Montag Clotheslines LC

Shia Dodges Felony Bullet

Celebs in the TMZZZZZzzzz

Madge Ghost Writes The Whip

Shia LaBeouf's Truck -- A Mangled Mess

Bon Jovi Wins Arena Football Title

While J.Lo & Marc Dine, the People Revolt -- redirect

The Scene of Shia LaBeouf's Accident

Jail to Nick Hogan: You're a Big Boy Now

Shia's Crash -- Blow-by-Blow Account

Ashley -- Hooker with the Heart of Dr. Phil

Shia Needs a Hand ... And About a Month Off

Hogan Parents Offer Kids Career Advice, Nail File

Cops to Shannen Doherty: 9021Who

Whitney Houston's Backseat Lover

Miley Cyrus: Oy Gevalt! Get Me Outta Here!

Molly Ringwald: Pretty in Paisley?

Britney Not Aloof With Maloof

Dustin Hoffman Nearly Clips a Bitch

Caffeinated Stars

'Til We Tan Again: Tchau, Euro Greasy!

Carnie Wilson: Binge Shopper

"Big Brother" Beefcake Gets Bent

Shifty Shellshock Falls Off "Sober Living" Wagon

Shauna Sand: One Hot Mutha

The Hoegans "Greatful" for Their Sun

Novak Tumor: Factor in D.C. Crash?

Ryan Phillippe's Stiff Board

How Much to Keep Megan Mullally Clothed?

"Malcolm" Bro in the Middle of Space

Welcome Back

Joe Says CPA is an R-A-T

Suge Knight: Lights Out at The Ivy

Boom Boom from "Kotter": 'Memba Him?!

It's Britney in a Bikini, Bitch!

Diddy Day Care

Mary-Kate -- Piti-Full House War

Chris Brown Wets Rihanna's Appetite

Donna Summer -- Disco Dinosaur

Lohan Overcomes Spoke Poke

Cop Busted Over Fake Stone Cold Scam

Patrick Swayze Still Has Hungry Eyes

Katy Perry -- I'd Kiss a Miley, and I'd Like It

"Prison Break"-er Potties Like a Rock Star

Sheryl Lowe Plays Nice with Nanny

Sienna's Boobs Got Balthazar's Tongue

Johnny Depp Enters Nice in Foul Mood

Mr. Belding Has an Attention Deficit Disorder

Amy Winehouse Goes to the University ... Hospital

Oh THAT Guy Pleads Guilty to Harassment

Anthony Hopkins Gives In to Hannah-Bull

Mr. Olympia Rages at Gold's Gym

LaBeouf's Mom -- Camera Shia on DUI

Puder's Girl -- Lamer Than Speedwalking

Hulk -- Linda's Got Me by the Stones

Amy -- Back to Bleak House

LC's Key to Getting Home -- Other People

Oprah Matron: Raise Hand, Swear Under O

Her Madgesty's Bro Slimy on His Own

Mary-Kate Trashes Outfit Too

Kardashian Bro's Cheetah Girl: A-OK by Kim K

Como Se Dice "Sour Grapes?"

Naomi Campbell's Lethal Weapons

Mr. T -- I Pity the Homophobic Fool!

Died Too Young

Lionel Richie: He of Big Money and Little Faith

The Price is Wrong!

SamRo Mans Up, Endures LiLo Shopping Spree

The Price is Wrong!

C'mon Get Happy

Tracy from "The Partridge Family": 'Memba Her?!

Ali Lohan to Porn Legend: Put Me In Your Flick!

Tracy from "The Partridge Family": 'Memba Her?!

Willie Aames Not in Charge of His Finances

John Kerry for Party President

Jerry -- Toteboardin', Gun Totin'

ABC Family Frat Boy Charged with DUI

Britney: It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's a Papper!

Cops Say Shia "Not At Fault" for Crash

USA Basketball: Ain't Nothin' But a G Thing, Baby!

Prince Gets Hosed at LAX

Oprah Appreciates Rollback Savings

Janice Shows Where Many Have Gone Before

Christian Bale -- More Shocking Than the Arrest

TMZ Not All That Dead

Peeved Univision Anchor Lacks Locks and Looks

China to Sharon Stone: The Quake Was Your Fault

Dr. Phil-billy Won't Be a Bev Hillbilly

Brooke Says Nick's a Broken Boy-Man

Even in Slammer, Pearlman's a Dirty Rat

Shia's Passenger's Mom Ain't MADD

Shia's Passenger Just Says No to Questions

How Many Names Begin with K Anyway?

Amy Winehouse -- Type O Personality

Verne Troyer Putts

City to Villa: Even Celebs Have to Go Home

Brody Says Allegations Have No Reality

NBC F'd Up

Gary Dourdan + Speedo = Crime Scene

Dina to Porn Guy: Breast Wishes to You, Sucker

"Real World" Star Finally Pays His Dues

The Dirtiest Mudslinging Ever

Rock 'n Roll Keeps a Body Rockin'...Or Not

Oh Baby Baby -- Obama Fires Back!

Mayer Has One Thing to Say to Pappers

Carmen Electra -- Sunset Stripped

Trannity Kane

Paulina Rubio Es Muy Caliente!

You Don't See THIS On Broadway...

Jacob Won't Let Fugee Flee with Bling

Bar Refaeli Is a Hot Piece in a Two-Piece

The Benicio Del Toro Drinking Game

That Time of the Month

McCain Says Obama Famous for Being Famous

StayFree Maxi Pads' Cathy Rigby: 'Memba Her?!

Gandolfini's Eyes Greet Virginia Beach Booty

George to Richard: Time to Go-Go

Papper S.O.L. with Angie Harmon

T.I. Suffers from Elect-ile Dysfunction

Paris' Parents to McCain: How Dare You

Bum Asks Costner For 'Swing Vote' Royalties

Obama Dodgy on McCain's Brit Slinging

Boobs Compete for TMZ Domination

Obama to Luda: Respect Your Elders!

McCain -- As Hip as the One He's Inclined to Break

Fake Paris Gets Real Serious About McCain

Britney -- Saner, But Still....

Bobby Ewing on "Dallas": 'Memba Him?!

Britney to Sam: I Quit You

McMahon Pisses Off Divorce Lawyers

Balthazar Getty Has Many Hang Ups

Brit's Bodyman Becomes Her Mexi-Man

A-Rod Throws It High and Tight at C-Rod

No Joke -- Heath's Ex Spotted with New Man

Barack's Got a Little Hick in 'Em

LAPD Top Cop: Thank God Lindsay's Gay!

Joe Francis: Lawsuit Gone Mild

Drunk Girl Down, Drunk Girl Down

SJP and MB: Lights, Camera, Relationship

Ay Dios Mio!

Floral Misprints

Paris Loves Kids, but the Feeling Ain't Mutual

Bar Set High... and Really Really Tight

Every Rose Has Its Cold Sore

Rob Lowe vs. Jessica Simpson

Christina Milian Feels the Nerd Burn

Rich and Famous Party Under Different Statutes

Britney's Still a Daddy's Girl

Paris to McCain: Attack Ad Is Not Hot

Geese Give Martin Lawrence a Goose

Pap Pervs Out for Miley 2.0

Boo Birds Dump All Over Pam Anderson

Drunks, A Cold Sore & Pam's New Boo

Balthazar Getty Has Many Hang Ups

Mindy from "Mork & Mindy": 'Memba Her?!

Mayer Grabs Paps by the Short Hairs