Articles - March, 2009

Chris Brown Strikes the Pose

The Cure for Jackie Stallone

TMZ Story Forces Bank to Return $1.6 Billion!!!!

Ann Coulter -- Private Dancer

Octobabies vs. YOUR Babies

Pardon My French

Actress Leslie Caron: 'Memba Her?!

Will Brown Be Charged with Beating Rihanna?

Robert Downey Jr.: Good Genes or Good Docs?

Miley And Justin - What's Wrong with This Pic?

Madonna -- One False Move, Squirrel Gets It!

Waiters Stand At Attention for Megan

Chris Brown Hits The Water Again

Nic Cage -- Meet Father Time

K-Fed -- Nanny Dearest

Penn's Co-Star - Imbecile on Politics

Jessica Alba -- Different Sized Melons?!

Britney Carts Kids Before Concert

Tom Cruise - Call Me That, I'll Sue!

Molly Ringwald: Pretty in Pregnancy

Miley and Justin - What's Wrong with This Pic?

Larry Johnson -- Tackled by Own Outfit

Wayne's World Chick -- Asphinctersayswhat?

Simon Cowell Plays Dumb Really Well

Kyle Busch Executes $5,000 Splash 'n Go

Ed McMahon Struggles for Survival

Ashlee -- Backseat Driving Under the Influence?

Kanye's GF -- If the Stripper Heels Fit ...

PO'ed P.I. Sues R. Kelly

Man Recovered Clinging to Boat -- Not an NFLer

Oh, Jimmy Jimmy

Jimmy Osmond: 'Memba Him?!

Brad Pitt -- Feelin' Frisky?

Judge Says Tyrese Has to Pay the Rent

L.A. Clipper -- We Suck So Much, It's Funny

Chris & Rihanna -- Back To Where It Started

Gisele Bundchen -- Adios Tom!

TMZ Photog Punk'd by "Reno 911" Star

Arnold: I Want to Ride My Bicycle

Tony Romo Showcases Breakaway Speed

Gary Collins -- Jailbound

OctoBabies vs Your Babies -- The Winner

Sharon Osbourne Sued for Hair Attack

A-Roid -- Family Is All The Rage

Carrie Fisher -- Like Buttah

Jonas Bro Reaches First Base

Chick Tries to Sack Ben Roethlisberger

Jackman -- Even the Sexiest Dad Alive Needs Help

Troy Fall-amalu

Sleepwalking Doggy Gets Rude Awakening -- redirect

Chris Brown -- Investigation Continues

Stone Cold Stunner -- Did Steve Shave the Goat?!

Ed Westwick Gets Stuffed

OctoMom Probed by Child Services

Weren't You Famous in the '90s?!

McNutt to Cops: "McNuggets Are an Emergency!"

Burt Bacharach -- Do I Make You Horny, Baby?

Albino Dolphin Tickled Pink

Jamie Spears -- Britney Is Hard Work

Woman Falls, Can't Get Up, Sues Paula Abdul

Guess Who This Baby Transformed Into!

Baby One More Time

Suge: I'll Ride with Chris Brown 1,000%

Cheryl Burke's New Boyfriend Is Hot, But....

Guess Who This Baby Transformed Into!

John Connor's Dad: Bale Rant "Kinda Sad"

Anna Banana

Jerry Lewis -- Still Full of Schtick

McNugget 911 Calls -- The Unhappy Meal Drama

Dr. Phil, Gloria Allred, OctoMom -- Perfect Storm

Brit to K-Fed: I Thought Y'all Was Babysittin'

Robin Doesn't Call Batman Anymore

Teri Hatcher: Don't Cry for Me Argentina

Shane Mosley Tries to Pick a Fight

Britney to K-Fed: I'm Paying 5 Grand for What?

Carrot Top & Marcia Cross: It Snot Ok

Lil' Wayne Licks Drug Charges in Georgia

It's Britney's Comeback, Bitch!

Ice-T's Wife -- Look at My Cleavage!!!

"School of Rock" Kid Busted for Underage DUI

Priest Holmes -- "It's an Unfortunate Situation"

What's Wrong with that Pussy?!

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Britney's Media Circus and Faux Circus Collide

Topless Tom Brady -- Who's Your Daddy!?

OctoMom Birth Tape Coming Soon -- For $$$$$$$

Jack Bauer's Happy Hour

Happy B-Day, Jessica Biel Esq.

Cyber-Prudes Ganging Up on Sexiest Plane Alive

Mariska Hargitay Hospitalized Again

Rachel McAdams -- Joshing Around

The Magic of Macy

The Husband on "Maude": 'Memba Him?!

Kelsey Grammer -- World Class Mathlete

Snoop Dogg: Flying High

Queer Eye for the Speedo Guy

Guess the Badonkadonk!

Disney Star -- Booze, Babes and Bikinis

Vanilla Ice, Freaky Clown Collaborate & Listen

De Niro & Pacino -- Time to Sue

Jacko Suing Over Creepo Auction

Octomom 911 -- We Got the Calls!

D.A. Gets Rihanna Case

Fake Toni Braxton Ignites Real Riot

As a Singer, Rodman's a Great Basketball Player

The "Lost" Diary -- LaFleur

Sting -- Hugh's Rubbing Off on Me

Auction House: Jacko Approved the Event

Michelle Rodriguez -- Mouthing Off

Believe It or Not: OctoMom Not Welcome

Kabbalah-Bling -- Totally Strung Out!

Amy Wino: Cleaned Up in Aisle Four

Gisele Sends Best Bitch to Best Buy

Amanda Bynes -- Hands Off the Merchandise!

Rihanna: Chris' Beatings Kept Getting Worse

Ice-T -- Mariska Is MIA from 'SVU'

Piven -- Back in the Dr.'s Office

Paris Lets #8762 into Her Mouth

Chris Brown & Rihanna Police Report -- Shocking Blow-By-Blow

Zoltar Speaks

Coherent Jacko Declares British Invasion

The Best Friend in "Big": 'Memba Him?!

Name That Camel Toe!

The Best Friend in "Big": 'Memba Him?!

Chris Brown Charged with Two Felonies

Jacko's Cracko

Mr. Pitt Goes to Washington

Robin Williams to Undergo Heart Surgery

Tom Brady's Helper Is Sorta Famous

"Dancing" Curse Continues -- 2 More Injured!

Euro Greasy: Handball Star

Chris Brown Arrives to Court

Live Coverage: Chris Brown's Court Date -- redirect

Chris Brown -- No Plea Yet

Live -- Inside Chris Brown's Arraignment -- redirect

Amy Winehouse Charged with Assault

Brad Pitt Denies Breaking the Law!

Brian Bosworth Busted for DUI

Aviator Spice

LL Cool Gay?

Britney Takes Kids to a Happy Place

Simon Cowell -- Cop Stop Was "Embarrassing"

Michael Jackson -- Pretty? Young? Thing.

Tiffany -- I Think We're Full Grown Now

Chris Brown -- Accused Felon's Night Out

Barkley Catches Huge Break -- Jail Time Reduced!

Timberlake Goes to Court -- Balls Out

Mamma Mia!

Chick in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off": 'Memba Her?!

The Boz Set Free

Riding Jake Gyllenhaal

Judge Allows Rihanna to Tape Chris Brown

The Night of the Living D-Listers

Coolio Busted for Crack

Actress Waxes Brazilian -- Not the Language

Chris Brown -- It Was All Business

Jackson -- You Are Not Alone, Not Even Close

Anna Wintour: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?!

The Dad on "Good Times": 'Memba Him?!

Famous Amos

Tom & Gisele -- Dumped

The Most Tasteless, Hilarious Joke Ever

Celebrity Look-Alike Contest!!!

Kanye vs. GF -- Race for the Porcelain Throne

Wacko Jacko Could Kick Ne-Yo to the Curb

You Stay Classy Paris Hilton ...

Shiloh and Zahara -- Daddy's Lil' Divas

Mild Hogs -- The Most Harmless Biker Gang Ever

Barkley to Give Presser -- FROM JAIL!

Samuel L. Blown Away By Badass Lady Friend

Daniel Craig -- No Egg Rolls for You

Sir Charles -- I Only Blame Myself

Charles Barkley -- Tent City All-Star

One Hit Wonder Gary Numan: 'Memba Him?!

NUMAN!!

I Hope You Like It

Michelle Pfeiffer: Good Genes or Good Docs?

Kim & Reggie: Designated Driving Gone Wrong

Hayden Panettiere Lights Up and Gets Lei'd

Publicist to OctoMom: I CAN Quit You!

Finally, Someone Dumber Than Paris

Billy Crudup -- Too Good to be Twue

Dwayne Johnson -- Rock of Ages

Britney's 3-Ring Entertains Sick Kids

Freak Explosion Kills Martha Stewart's Dog

Matt Damon -- Mad For Spandex

Track Suit Charles' New Mug

Brown Wants Misdemeanor Plea, No Jail Time -- redirect

Right Said Fred: I'm Not Too Sexy to Get a Ticket

The Ends of "90210"

These Backsides Belong To...

"School of Rock" Kid's Mug and Apology

Mickey Rourke Goes Limp

Shauna's Playboy Dreams for 9-Year-Old Daughter

Nickelodeon: If Chris Brown Wins, Blame Kids

Jessica Simpson: Fresh as a Daisy Duke

Vintage Brown -- We Don't Fight, I Walk Away

"Bachelor" Jason Sucks Face for Attention

Mrs. Costanza -- Where's the Beef?

K-Fed's Mickey Mouse Parenting Job

Sir Charles Makes Fast Break from Jail

Robin Williams -- Pre-Op Beach Bum

Lisa Bloom -- Spector Witness' Pants on Fire!

The Dr. Is OctoMum

Pearl from "The Landlord": 'Memba Her?!

Mini Pearl

Timberlake and Biel -- Sexy Back in the Day

Britney: "My [Lady Part] Is Hanging Out"

Brown Wants Misdemeanor Plea, No Jail Time

Chris Brown Rebounds

Britney Spends Quality Time with Her Sun

Anne Heche Officially Divorced

Make it Rain -- Korean Singer Sued for $30 Mil!

OctoMom Scores a House!!!

Playmate's Touch Drives Car Price Up

Barkley's Only Jail Complaint? The Food!

Sir Paul -- Where Nobody Knows Your Name

Celebrity Look-Alike Contest WINNER!!!

Ain't Too Proud to Beg for Emma Roberts

Madonna Dates a Kid, Dresses Like One Too

Rampage: No DUI 'Cuz I Ain't Driving!

TMZ Saves Andy Dick from Imminent Arrest

James Franco Dreams of Ivy League Education

Chuck Norris Allows Birthday to Arrive

Mick Jagger: You Must Be This Tall to Ride ... Me

OctoMom to Kid: "Do Not Play with the Paparazzi!"

Christian Bale's Kid: I Got Your Back, Daddy

Buyers Don't Bite on Vick's House Auction

One Event, Five Bad Weaves

Larry Birkhead Is a Dummy

"Facts of Life" Star's Salad Days

Dennis Quaid -- Cedars Really Stepped It Up

Chris Rock's Bro Charged with DUI

Alice from "The Brady Bunch": 'Memba Her?!

Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Coolio Charged for Coke and a Smack

Dude, You're Getting the Dell Guy

OctoMom -- I'm Only Partially For Sale

Tim McGraw -- Lunch Date Romeo

Alice from "The Brady Bunch": 'Memba Her?!

Mystery Woman in Brown/Rihanna Case Revealed

1-866-IDOLS-PORN

Lohan Explodes When Sam Ditches Her in Vegas

Joe Montana's Son -- The Catch

Rihanna and Chris Brown Duet -- Feel the Love

Steve Wynn's Marriage Kaput -- Again

OctoMom -- We've Seen the Birth Tape!!!

Gisele Babysits Tom & Bridget's Son

Paula Abdul -- Rush Rush ... to the Bathroom!

Megan Fox Is Damn Fined

Tim & Faith -- The Ultimate Insult

David Letterman: Shortie Get Loose

Rachel Dratch -- Banished from SNL?!

DJ AM -- Spared From Second Plane Crash

Michael Stipe: Gnomes the Streets of NYC

Jane Fonda Cops a 'Tude -- Feel the Burn!

OctoMom: Shopping More Than Just a Birth Tape

Rihanna Gets Her Groove Back

Rihanna & Chris Brown -- Together ... Or Not

Congressman Studly Takes the Ab Test

"School of Rock" Kid Guilty in Taco Bell DUI Caper

Karate Kid -- Swank Kinda Sucked!

Langella -- What If Richard Nixon Was Gay?

Vanessa Marcil Is a Total Fox

Man Runs Over Wife at OctoMom's Crib

Nate Montana: The Hunkback of Notre Dame

Chris Brown Withdraws From Kids' Choice Awards

The Woman in Red

The Receptionist on "Bob Newhart": 'Memba Her?!

Celeb Chopper Pilot Grounded Over Porn Flight

Rihanna's Belated B-Day -- Booze & Cupcakes

David Muir -- Brokaw, Eat Your Heart Out!

Being Tori Spelling's Husband Is Tiring

TapouT Owner Dies in Horrific Ferrari Crash

Miranda Kerr: Victoria Needs Secret

Economy Rocks Sesame Street, Layoffs Ensue

Dr. Phil & Mrs. Phil Creamed in Skin Care Lawsuit

Nelson Bro to Wife -- Get Outta My Hair!

Brian Bosworth Charged with Motorcycle DUI

Tina Davis Denies Sex Texts with Chris Brown

Bailin' Palin -- Bristol Dumps Levi

"The Hills" Accused of Being Really, Really Trashy

Bulletin: Alba Laughs, Pigs Fly

50 Cent Screws Rap Rival with Revenge Porn Tape

The Hoff's Ex -- DUI Could be Career Rear Ender

Mr. Big -- Sex and the "S**tty" Car

OctoMom: Confessions of a Babyaholic

Joaquin Pulled from Brawl -- Pulling Our Leg Too?

Carly Smithson -- Amateur Butt Cleaner

Kelly Clarkson -- Singing for Two?

Nick's Pregnant Pause -- Babies to Come "Soon"

Elton Brand -- One Z Short of a Krzyzewski

Paris Hilton Loves the Sea, Man

Guess Who This Kid Turned Into!

"Dancing" Curse Reboots The Woz

Is Penelope Cruz the One Who Got Away?

Plaxico Scores 4 Tickets from Cops -- In One Day

Hasselhoff -- Someone to Baywatch Over Pam

Kanye's Had It with TMZ

Jonas Bros. Binge on Coke and Fast Food

Briefcase Model in Exhibition of Social Darwinism

Hunter Tylo Forgives and Forgets

Lily Allen -- When the Brit Hits the Man

Spencer -- GaGa Makes My Ears Bleed!!!

Chris Brown's New Mystery Court Hearing

Interscope Mogul to Scope Out Divorce Lawyer

Jacko: Phantom of the Clinic

Hulk Hogan Turns Courtroom into Cage Match

Neverland Was Filled with Sculpted Boys

Reality Doc Sued Over Alleged Botched Vagina

Howard K. Stern Turns Himself In -- redirect

High Point of His Career

Guess Who This Kid Turned Into!

Joe Montana's Daughter: I'm a Hottie Too!

Phelps Side Strokes Around Weed Admission

Larry Flynt: "I've Had More Women Than Hefner!"

OctoMom -- Howdy Neighbors!

Corey Feldman: Pretty Young Thing

Stern, 2 Docs Charged in Anna Nicole Drug Case

Fergie: Black Haired Pea

Janice Regulates Photos of Her Crotch

Colorblind Stars

LiLo, Sam & Kanye: Three's Company Too

Wahlberg -- Brady's Supermodel Wife Is Off Limits

When Lucite Stripper Heels Just Won't Do

The Fratelli Brothers -- Heyyyyyy You Guys!

Japanese Go NUTS for Hugh Jackman

Don Rickles Rips Everyone, Awesomeness Ensues

Adriana Lima's Hubby Accused of Sexual Assault

Miley Eyes Chinese

Donald Trump Sued -- We Have the Dirt!

Russell Brand -- That's What She Said

Camilla and Charles Take in the Brazilian Sights

Mountain Don't -- Soda Bomb Lands Three in Jail

Rihanna Washes Up in New York

Fergie's Brand New Look

Billy Zane -- Cruiser Extraordinaire

The Second Time Around

Rihanna Wants Right to Remain Silent ... in Court

Singer Jody Watley: 'Memba Her?!

Ex Wrestler Found Dead

Revlon: Is Rihanna a Flawed Covergirl?

OctoMom -- Go Forth and Multiply

No Duet for Rihanna and Brown

Lil' Kim -- Dancing for Dollars

Old Person vs. Old Network: Lady Sues VH1

NFL Star Held After Pedestrian is Killed

Lindsay Lohan Wanted by Cops

Lindsay Will Fight Arrest Warrant

Cops at Lindsay and Sam's House!

Golf Cart Cruisers

Rihanna: Beating? What Beating?

Exploited Kids: OctoMom Is Exploiting Her Kids

Gloria Estefan: Good Genes or Good Docs?

Purl Harbor

"Matlock's" Daughter: 'Memba Her?!

Jessica Simpson -- She's Got Legs...

'Next Top Model' Audition: What A Riot!

OctoMom's New Parenting Skill -- Water Torture

It's Lady GaGa's

Whose Barely Covered Backside?

Miley Cyrus: I've Created A Monster

OctoMom's Massive Coverup

TMZ's Wastey Face Contest -- The Finalists!

The Lowdown on Lindsay

Rihanna -- Fur-give and Fur-get

Jackie Mason: Obama's a "Schwartza"

Favreau: TMZ Makes the World A Better Place

Carson Daly: Ya Big Dummy!

Don Imus Has Cancer

"Dawson's" Pacey Sees Little Green Women

Levi Wants Bristol Back? You Betcha!

Reverend Al -- Jackie Mason's Just Old

Jackie Mason -- How Dare You Say I'm Racist

Lindsay Lohan Arrest Warrant -- Paparazzi Defense

Lohan Hides Out at Jack Nicholson's Pad

Why Lindsay's Wanted -- More Details

Shawn Johnson Captures the Bronze ... Tan

McConaughey: Baby on Board

Lindsay Lohan Off the Hook

Usher Pops Off in Paris ... The City

Creaming for Tom & Gisele

Harry Connick's Got That Big Waist Band Swing

Original Kids in "Witch Mountain": 'Memba Them?!

Witchy Poo

Brooke Hogan -- Pole Position

Sheryl Crow Couldn't "Give a S**t" about TMZ

Mary-Kate Gets Some Ozzy Love

Anna Nicole's Shrink Checks Into Jail

"Watchmen" Hottie Takes Pi to the Face!

Seth Rogen's Toilet Tale -- I Went #3!

Mickey Rourke -- Mail Order Prisoner

TMZ's Wastey Faced WINNER!!!

Jessica Alba -- Scowls Are Hereditary

Sugar Ray Leonard Loses Purse

Lindsay Lohan -- Always Use Protection

Gloria Estefan -- Miami Spy Machine

DJ AM Wants a Cool $20 Mil in Jet Crash

"Sober House" Star -- "I'm Not Sober!"

Clover? We Hardly...

Kate Moss Had the Breast Day Ever

Elvis Presley's Bird Murder Poem Up for Sale

Winehouse Pleads Not Guilty for Smack

OctoMom Goes to Toys 'R' 14 of Us

TMZ -- In Bed with Congress!

Natasha Richardson Critically Injured Skiing

Lohan's Ride Smashes into a Giant Door

"I Need a Jew" Was Fair Game

Bob Dylan -- Tangled Up in Poo

Bynes Accused of Smuggling Cottage Cheese

Brady Gets Brazilian, Can't Be Happy About It

McGriddle Me This -- Who Is the McD's Attacker?

OctoMom Gets a Bad Rap ... From "OctoDad"

Details of Natasha Richardson's Ski Accident

Norm Nixon Busted for DUI

Guy Ritchie Upgrades to a New Model

Fergie's Prom Date -- Don't Do that Soap Dance

Harold from "Harold and Maude": 'Memba Him?!

This Bud's For You

Hugh Jackman's Wife -- Married to Madoff?!

A-Rod Gets to Second Base with A-Rod

Sliwa: LiLo & RiRi Need Guardian Angels

Natasha Richardson Flown to New Hospital

Harold from "Harold and Maude": 'Memba Him?!

Taylor Hicks Tickets -- Totally Worthless

Redgrave Visits Richardson in Hospital

Bob Dylan's Crap -- Blowin' in the Wind!

The Most "Gruesome" Celebrity Lawsuit Ever

Martha Stewart "Not Coping" with Doggy Death

"Real World" Alum in Naked Doggie Rescue

Natasha -- Only a Matter of Time?

Cloris Leachman -- Jurassic Parker

Two OctoKids Come Home to Madness

Jessica Lange Breaks Several Bones in Cabin Fall

Babwa Sings, Eardrums Bleed

Richardson's Ambulance Ride Confirms Condition

Adnan Must Stay Clear of Britney ... For Years

Sheen & Richards Bury the Hatchet ... for Now

Kobe Bryant in Court -- This Time It's Consensual

Christian Bale Does Some Time

Reeg -- Kiss Me, I'm Drunkish

Chris Brown: Shotgun

Natasha Richardson -- Life Support Plug Pulled

Music Mogul -- Which Marriage Were You In?

Ah Ah Ah Ah Stayin' Alive

Barry Gibb of the Bee Gees: 'Memba Him?!

Sarah Silverman -- One Horny Broad

"Runway" Star Jailed for Cat-astrophic Assault

Gwyneth Paltrow Issues Amber Alert

Kanye West -- Charged With 3 Crimes

Lauren Bacall Visits Richardson in Hospital

Kobe Bryant -- The Jury is Out... to Lunch

Kendra Suffering From Hefatitis?!?

Did Gloria Allred Frighten OctoMom's Nanny?

Judge to Kobe: "Go Lakers!"

Family: Natasha Richardson Is Dead

A-Rod Claims Someone Cheated Him for a Change

Lt. Dangle Goes Cheek to Cheek with Civilian

The "Lost" Diary -- Namaste

"Runway's" Frisky Kitty Tosser -- All Cuffed Up

Liam Neeson, Vanessa Redgrave Return Home

Rihanna's Ride Pulled Over in Hollywood

Mark Wahlberg Agrees to Wear a Wire

Nothin's Shady 'bout Rihanna

Stephen Colbert: "I Have Twatted"

First Ambulance Call to Richardson Aborted

Richard Dreyfuss Stunned at Natasha's Accident

Natasha Richardson Autopsy Under Way

Sizemore Investigated for Phone, Highlighter Heist

Cops, Drunk Chicks ...and Taylor Hicks?!

Adam Lambert: David Cook's Ex?

UCLA Students Unite to Expel James Franco

Miss Yvonne in "Pee Wee": 'Memba Her?!

Charles Manson: 'Memba Him?!

Helter Skelter

"Desperate" to Fit In

Mommy Still Dresses the Madden Boys Alike

Name That Booty!

The High Life Guy -- Don't Screw with My Brew!

Piven and Snoop -- Weed the Plow?

Orlando Bloom: Can I Check My Ride?

Natasha Richardson -- Cause of Death

Sheryl Crow Steals Paris Hilton's Dirtiest Move

Lindsay & Sam Pick Up the Pieces ... of a Window

You Belong in the Circus!

"GMA's" Chris Cuomo Is a Cheap Date

Tom Hanks Flips Out

Real Housewife Rebounds with Real Douchebag

Chris Brown Rides Around His Baggage

Mario Van Peebles Floored By Lawsuit

Don Pleads No Contest to Conducting Pain Train

Dane Cook's Bro Indicted for Stealing Comic Blind

Rachel Zoe: Miles Above the Rest

Debra's New Lawsuit -- What a Messing!

Kate Moss Approached with Crack!

Joan Rivers -- "Wanna See My Breasts?"

Hugh & His Little Lady -- On the Razor's Edge

Lohan Gets an Italian Job

Spike Lee Explodes: I'm So Much Better Than You!

Kim K -- Nick Jonas is Marked for Impurity

T.R. Knight in Car Crash

Special Olympics Champ to Barack: Bring it On!

Liam Neeson -- Moving Forward

Nude Dog Rescuer -- My Lungs Were Collapsing!

The Six Million Dollar Croc

Bush Would Have Been Skewered for Obama Joke

Kathy, Gloria & Rosie Go Topless

Pam Anderson: Spare Some Change?

Addicted to Pole

Chevy Makes a Pee Line Through LAX

I Ain't Scared of No Ghost

Egon in "Ghostbusters": 'Memba Him?!

New Twist in Natasha Richardson Death

"Star Wars" No Longer Portman's Crappiest Role

Zac & Vanessa -- Hot Buns Coming Through

Justin & Jessica -- Where's the Funeral?

Ruth Madoff Spends Hard Earned Money

Kimmel: God Is a Four-Letter Word

Jack From "Dawson's Creek" Getting Divorced

Disney Kills -- Lawsuit Claims

Ruth Madoff: A Christmas Story

TMZ's Hot Honeymoon Contest -- Finalists!!!

Tequila!

Miss Yvonne from "Pee Wee": 'Memba Her?!

The Jackmans Won't Put Up With Your Crap

"CSI" Advisor Sued for Framing Ex

Megan Fox -- Same Old, Same Old

"Real Housewife" -- Real Selfish

Britney Smells of Success

OctoMom -- First Your Money, Now Your Man

Liam Neeson -- Thanks for The Support

Floaters

A Model Child

Guess Whose Celebuspawn This Is!

Julia Roberts: Good Genes or Good Docs?

Little Miss Moffitt

Model Peggy Moffitt: 'Memba Her?!

It's Jessica Alba's

Whose Butt?

Vanessa Hudgens -- You Pay, I Pitch

Ed Westwick's Got Deep Pockets

Matthew Broderick: Everything's Fine, Sweetie

Erykah Badu's "Tucan"-Toting Stalker Arrested

Christina Milian -- Kissing Someone Else

CNN Host Asks Congressman to Disrobe

M.I.A's Real (Crazy) Baby Name

Now Hiring: People To Emotionally Abuse

Flavor Flav Sets "Yeah Boyee" World Record

Janice Dickinson

Larry Birkhead -- Tongue Tied

Chris Brown -- Fight Someone Your Own Size

John 3:16 -- 86'd from Final 4

Natasha Richardson Laid to Rest

Hugh Jackman Sucks at Parking, Proves It

The Claws Are Out -- Catfight in Hollywood!

Kanye West Keeps Zac Efron Warm

Winnie Cooper Marries -- Not Kevin Arnold

Mischa Feels Burn -- Smokes at the Gym

Simon Blows Wad on Hair

Dumbass Wrecks Ugly Ass $300,000 Sports Car

Robin Williams Recovering from Heart Surgery

"Bachelor" Ex: Finger Lickin' Good

Nikki Cox & Jay Mohr: STUNNING!

Wesley Snipes -- True Bromance

Suri Finds Her Romeo

Peyton Manning -- Goofiest Country Singer Ever

Rimes Caught Kissing Another Man ... Her Hubby

Lance's Arm Strong -- But Not His Collarbone

The Chick in "Saturday Night Fever" -- 'Memba Her?!

More Than a Woman

TMZ's Hot Honeymoon Contest Winner!!!

Mariska Returns to Work Post-Hospitalization

Blake Lewis: Record Breaker

Parts Of Coco Turn "30" -- G-String Karate Ensues

Octomom Offered Free Porn Star Nannies

Congressman Schock Can Sure Stomach It

Octo 911: Get Out, Gloria Allred!

Hugh Jackman -- Lion King

Maybe Haley Joel Osment Eats Major Beach

Angelina Jolie's Mom Taxed After Death

Members of Congress -- They're Lovin' It

Lindsay -- It's Only a Car... No Really

Britney Spears -- The High Cost of Sanity

Governator -- Flirting Amidst Disaster

Jennifer Loves Hueless Men

Rihanna -- Back on the Market

James Gandolfini -- La Cosa Vespa

Chris Brown Won't Hit Books at Norfolk State

Little Ernie in "My Three Sons": 'Memba Him?!

Crazy Kayaker -- Now I'm Free, Free Fallin'!

Jennifer Aniston: Prisoner of War

Nick Cannon Goes "Bald Eagle" for Mariah

Nic Cage Gets Carted Off

Miley's Grandma Gets Tossed in the Rear

Jake G -- And the Whole World Smiles at You

iPhone App Lets You Become iSully

Little Ernie in "My Three Sons": 'Memba Him?!

Motherless Son

Jacko Faces the Cameras, Turns Kid Blue

I Paid My $$$, Now Bring Me Angelina!!!

"24" Chick Shoots Down Potential Homewrecker

The Other "Girl Next Door"

Hannigan's Fetus -- About to Meet Its Mother

Cops Say T.R. Knight Caused Crash

"KardASSians" Porno Rubs Kim the Wrong Way

Badass Judge Tackles Suspect -- In Court!!!

Isaiah Washington -- Anatomy of a Deadbeat

Paul Stanley Won't Poop on a Tour Bus...

Vanilla Ice's Career -- Up in Smoke

Timbaland -- Blackground Blackballed Me

TMZ to Congress -- Do You Twitter Your Wife?

"Laguna Beach" Star in the Middle of Drug Bust

Gordon Ramsay Would Slay Bobby Flay

Guy Ritchie -- Lock, Stock and One Black Eye

Allred Trashes Octo -- Claims She Sucks in Private

Akon's Employee Robbed at Gunpoint

Fan-tush-ia Barrino Tests the Power of Spandex

Jon & Kate Just Ate ... Together

Feud Between Akon and Suge Triggered Robbery

Angela, Rupert & Julie: Face Off!

Subway Guy Swears He's Not Verizon Guy

Kobe's Maid Sues -- It Was the Crappiest Job Ever

Megan Fox Gives Good Oral Hygiene

1500 More Reasons to Hate OctoMom

Arrested Detroit Lions Bust Finally Gets His Shot

Gray Gardens

The Mom on "90210": 'Memba Her?!

How Many Nannies Does OctoMom Need?

CBS Weatherman Looks Like Milhouse, HA-HA!

Gun-Toting Shawn Johnson Fan Arrested

Britney's Body Is Mad Crazy

Piven Plays the Obama Card

Kobe Calls Maid's Poop Claims "Outrageous"

Marg Helgenberger Files for Divorce

Missy Elliott Trashes NYC

Jackman to Stuff Wife's Face on Mother's Day

Paula on Stalker -- My Chihuahua Helped Me Cope

APB -- Rampage Back Behind Wheel

Kathy Griffin: D-List Star, A-List Bod

Rihanna Back to Glam Self

Gun-Toting Shawn Johnson Fan Arrested

Shawn Johnson Under Tight Surveillance

The "Lost" Diary -- He's Our You

Alleged Stalker Terrorizes Shawn Johnson

Rihanna -- Armed and Dangerous

Guess Who This Little Girl Turned Into

Britney's Roadies Busted for Fighting Cops

Poppin' Bottles

Chris Jericho Hits Obama Right in the Stomach

"Dancing" Chick: Foxxy Cleopatra?

Gisele & Tom -- You are Cordially Invited...

Beautiful Girl

Guess Who This Kid Turned Into!

Mickey Rourke -- All About the Benjamins

Vanessa Hudgens: Party of One

Shawn Johnson's Alleged Stalker Charged

Great Scott! What Happened to Nick Nolte?!

Rihanna Gets Her Groove Back

Johnson's Alleged Stalker Pleads Not Guilty

Designer Claims Courtney Love Is a Nutcase

Eddie Cibrian and Wife -- Physically Connected

Shawn Johnson's Alleged Stalker

UNREAL -- Lebron Drops Sick Shot on '60 Minutes'

What Joan Allen SAW

'Dancing' Star: Alleged Stalker's a 'Kook!'

Joe Jonas & Camilla Belle: So Shady

Elvis Presley Flips the Dead Bird for 20 Grand

Shawn Johnson Doesn't Miss a Step

Shane Black Strikes Back Against Former GF

Jessica Biel Puts a Ring on It ... Herself

The Beat Goes On for Rihanna

TSA Wants a Piece of J.Lo

Shawn Johnson $cores Big with 'DWTS' Contract

Crying Anna Nicole Judge Accused of Abuse

Bye Bye, T.I.

Seth MacFarlane's Hairy Lunch Date

Zac Efron Gives the British an Earful

Jack Nicholson Smells Betrayal -- Verbally Attacks

She's Electric

The Chick in "TRON": 'Memba Her?!

Prince Indian Gives Guitar to TMZ Staffer

Julianne Hough Is Chuck-ing Her Brother

Natalie Maines, Sans Mane

Ben Vereen Super Pissed at Supersmile

Megan Fox -- In the Mood for a Shag

Ashton Rips Off Chest Hair, Steve Carell

ShamWow Pitchman Beats Hooker to the Punch

Hang Out With Carey Hart in VEGAS!!!

Miss Rona

Gossip Columnist Rona Barrett: 'Memba Her?!

Reba Runs for Cover, Won't Cover Billy Ray

Nikki Blonsky: Male Indie Singer?

Live Next to The Best Neighbors Ever

Mancow Asks Killer Questions

Shawn Johnson -- You Can Bank on It

Kobe and Vanessa -- Maid for TMZ

Parents Kill for Kids' Choice Awards Tickets

Zac Efron -- Wax On, Wax Off

Children's Org to Madonna: Leave the Kids Alone!

Stars "Dancing" In the Dark in Alleged Stalker Case

Tom Brady -- The Honeymoon is Over

The Great White Way

The Guy from "The Pretender": 'Memba Him?!

Wanna Go for a Ride?

Prince: Que Linda!

John Mayer Makes the Switch from Jen

Karina: Shawn Johnson Makes How Much?

TMZ's Incredible Ink Contest -- Fierce Competition

Mary-Kate Olsen -- Human Torch

Eddie Cibrian's Wife: Thank God for Bliss

Michael Vick -- My Doggone Life

It's Fergie!

"Scrubs" -- The Open Wide Special

Cue Zac Efron

Celebrity Mash Up -- Guess Who!

Evolution of Jason Statham

Brody Jenner Clears Up the Painfully Obvious

Shawn Johnson's Biggest Cross-Dressing Fan

Halle Berry Gets Bad Gas

ShamWow Pitchman's Handiwork

Suge Knight to Akon -- 'Stop Snitchin'

Mrs. Kobe -- Lawyers Cleaning Up Dog Poop Mess

McCain's "Liberal" Daughter -- Pulled to the Right

Heather Mills -- Finally, Two Likeable Qualities...

Josh Hartnett 911 -- Abdominal Pains

Britney -- At the Sound of the Beep, Help Me!

Paris Gives Latest BF Some Nasty Lip

Natasha Richardson 911 Calls Released

Suze Orman Loves the Taco!

Paula Abdul Is the New Hannah Montana

Dreyfuss: "I've Made More Money Than God"

Pam Anderson Wigs Out

"Reno 911" Star -- Stalk Me, Please!

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!

Eddie Cibrian -- Caught with Another Co-Star

"The Goodbye Girl": 'Memba Her?!

Meet the Foul-Mouthed Parents

Mr. Mariah Flashes Dumb Tat, Even Dumber Shorts

TMZ's Incredible Ink -- The Winner!!!

Brutal Mugshot in ShamWow Case

Ed Lauter -- Capital Punishment

Matt Dillon Guilty of Being a Speed Freak

O.C. "Real Housewife" Gets Real Threats

Rihanna Down with the D.A.

Andre 3000 Arrested for Being Fastest Rapper Alive

A Bunch of Crap at NBC Universal

James Caan -- Sonny One So True

Unmentionables

Boy Bander's Bid to Ban Boy Bands

"Real Housewife" -- D-Listed

Carrot Top -- Natural Born Firecrotch?

Whose Holey Underwear?

Porn King Gives Lindsay a Ride

Michael Moore -- Wont Sic O Just Yet

Plaxico Burress Guns It to Court

"Real Housewife's" Thong Exposed -- by Hubby

Queen Sued by Royal Servants

Arnold to California: Aloha, Suckers!

Ja Rule: Hey Plaxico, Fancy Meeting You Here

DJ AM's Best Birthday Ever

Levi: The Apple of McConaughey's Eye

Plaxico Burress Gets Time

Megan Fox: Hot Babe and Cheap Beer

Andrea from "Beverly Hills, 90210": 'Memba Her?!

Tommy Davidson -- Car-mic Retribution

Whose Badonkadonk?

Ave Maria!

Creative Drunk Gets DUI on Motorized Bar Stool

It's AHHHN-drea

Andrea from "Beverly Hills, 90210": 'Memba Her?!

"Dr. Phil" Triggers Seizure

"Wiseguy" Sues Guy Over Lost Fortune

Christina Ricci -- Tuesday, Bloody Tuesday

"Dr. Phil" Shoplifters -- eBay Entreprenuers

Barney Frank's a Big Boy Now!!!

Bruce Willis Ski Lodge Fire Ruled an Accident

Carradine -- Kung F-U: The Legend Continues

Usher Feels No Economic 'Pagne