Articles - December, 2008

Burress Surrenders Gun

Michael Phelps -- Pal Isn't His Only Gal

Tina Fey -- So That's Where the Scar's From

Benji: Nicole Richie's My New BFF

Not Feelin' Good in the Neighborhood

Getty Still Keeps Miller on Tap

Burress Turns Himself In to NYPD

Greasy Gets Smashed with P!nk

Britney -- Seven More Years of Bad Luck

...Come Helen or High Water

Ginger Spice -- All Cracked Out

Plaxico Heads In

MC Joaquin Phoenix Butchers Rap Music

She's Like Arnold... With Underwear

XYZ -- Examine Your Zipper!!!

Brit Dodges the 5,150 Pound Elephant

Madge & A-Rod Make a Run For the Border

Ted Kennedy: Sittin' on the Dock and O.K.

Lakers Game Meets Daddy Daycare

Travis: "I Couldn't Believe What Was Happening"

Trump's Ex -- Ivana Be With Other Women

Plaxico -- Cuffs Make the Man

Howie -- I Have a Little Dreidel

Bail Set for Plaxico Burress

McConaughey Goes Bongos Again

Applegate's Karaoke -- How 'Sweet' It Is

Boy George -- He Really Wanted Me to Hurt Him

They're Creepy and They're Kooky ...

William Balfour Arrested for Hudson Murders

Fool Us Once, Sue You; Twice, Screw You

Ashlee Simpson's Postpartum Party

Spitzer Hooker Booker Dupes Uma's Folks

Get a Plaxico Alias Jersey While Supplies Last!

The Claws Are Out -- Girl Fight at Kress!

Madge and A-Rod Want It Double-Wide

Helen Mirren -- Throw Her a Frickin' Bone!

Plax Teammate Pierce End-Arounds Cops

Fergie Likes 'Em Big

The Governator Gets the Spins

Phelps' New GF Out for Bare

New Investigation in Burress Shooting

Britney -- Abs-olutely Perfect

Mayer Cracks Pap for Cracking Horrible Joke

If She Was a Boy

Whose Hairy Armpit?

Crash in the Trash -- Photog Eats Garbage

Laura Dern -- Gas Crisis, What Gas Crisis?

Big Bawlers -- For Cryin' Out Loud!!!

Shauna: My Husband Beat The Crap Out of Me

The Simple Life

You'll Never Believe Who Got Bootylicious!

Real Men Scooter ... and Get Naked

Larry King Plays Chicken in Traffic

Come on Ilene

Speidi to Procreate?!

The Mom on "Mr. Belvedere": 'Memba Her?!

Miss France Disses Miss Paris

Dick Van Patten -- Ache is Enough

Balfour Charged in Hudson Murders

Shauna Hits Back, Demands Another Divorce

Lawsuit: You Screwed Me Out of Bruce Willis!?!

McDermott to Wife: 'Til January Do Us Part

Plaxico's Season is Shot

Romain: Shauna is "Crazy ... Like a Buffalo"

Rihanna and Brown Sued Over R&B-eatdown

Polanski Finds Minor Problem with Sex Case

Blitz Coming for Giant Pierce

Wino Hubby -- Back to Black Bars

Gary Coleman -- Short Money for Bowling Bash

Baby Kidman to Suri: Eat Your Heart Out

911 Call: Nate Dogg's Trying to Kill Me

Phil Spector: Another Killer 'Do

Muppet News Flash: Brooke Shields Goes Gonzo!

Nothing Says Forever ...

Paris -- Cleavage, Crashes and Seat Dancing

Amanda Beard Claims Tanning Co. Burned Her

Lohan: "Do I Look Like I'm Off the Wagon?!"

Cuthbert's Ex Suspended Over "Sloppy Seconds"

Dim Sumofa Bitch -- Rourke Takes Shot at Asians

Britney's B-Day Gift to Herself -- Freedom

Screechy Bear? -- Avril Rolls with Greasy

The Wind Beneath My Winger

The Lead Singer of Winger: 'Memba Him?!

Like Mother, Like Daughter

"Family Guy" Creator Watches Dumbass Crash Car

Clean Freaks!

Alanis Suffers from Scarlett Fever

No Bail for William Balfour

Jessica Alba: Guerilla Terrorist?

Amy Adams -- Someone's Gotta Dirty Mind!

Curb Your EnPOOsiasm -- Toilet Humor Time!

Beverly Hills Shooting -- Actor's Bro Clings to Life

Queen Elizabeth: This Is How She Rolls

When Your Sister Has a Sex Tape...

Hudson Murders -- A Motive Emerges

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Brit Hater

Hairy Pit Syndrome -- Not Just Beyonce's Problem

Lawsuit: Workin' for Trump is No Potty!

What a Giant Pair of ...

Freeman Split Could Get Spendy for Morgan

Pierce Shoots Plax in the Back

Gordon's Maybe-Mistress -- Sacked for Big Mouth

Sean Avery: Gimme a Sloppy Second Chance!

Phelps' Pal -- This Is NOT a Topless Photo!

Lawsuit: Kathie Lee's Music Ruined My Life

Jamie Lynn Lipo -- Big, Fat Lies

Heather Locklear: It's Been a Rough Year

Britney's First Hubby Locked Up

Carlton -- Bringing SexyBackswing

Britney's Ex Stiffed the Morgue

Dave Chappelle -- From Hong Kong, No Bong

Famous Strip Club Burning Down

You Knew It Was Comin' ...

Spitzer's Filthy Column Hard to Swallow

Barney the Dinosaur Stops Blade-Wielding Maniac

Everybody Poops!

Mary-Kate: Miami Yikes!

Is Lindsay Fur Real?!

The Chick in "The Avengers": 'Memba Her?!

Kid Rock to Judge: Screw Me? My Fans Screw You

DUI, Annulment Does a Body Good

Nicholson -- Silent but Dead Sexy

Dirty Diana

Don Cornelius to Fight Battery Charges

The Chick in in 'The Avengers': 'Memba Her?!

Kate Winslet: Titanic Beauty

Brit -- Them Movin' Stairs Is Fun!

Jon Cryer -- Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Robert Pattinson's Internal Hair War

Robin Williams' Daughter Says Daddy's No Lohan

Batman's Pissed -- Bale in Etiquette Stand-Off

Ruffalo Shooting Persons of Interest

Asses and Butt Cheeks -- The Speidi Honeymoon

Wesley Snipes -- Always Bet on Black Belt!

A-Rod Bats Around the Madge Bush

Heath's Pad -- Too Morbid Means No Bids

Richie Sambora -- Santa Still Loves Me

Ruffalo Meets with Cops After Brother's Shooting

Dixie Chick Maines Sued for Loud Mouth

Boy George GUILTY of Naked Chain Beatdown

Marie Osmond: What a Doll!

The Hoff to The Ex: Get Outta My House!

Asses and Butt Cheeks -- The Speidi Honeymoon

Sienna and Balthazar -- The Public Groping

50 Cent: Get It Open or Die Tryin'

George to Britney: "I'd Like to 'Spear' That"

Steve-O -- Jackass in the Ballroom?

Punks vs. Cabbies -- Not a Fare Fight

Warrant Out for DMX

Marxism

Richard Marx: 'Memba Him?!

Keith Sweat McSells Out -- Serenades Nuggets

My Name Is What? Who?

Fall Fashion Falls Flat!

O.J. Gets Nine Years!

Suge Shakes Off Battery, Drug Charges

Guitarist: Coldplay Cold-Jacked My Song

Brangelina: We Call (Mechanical) Bull

Blount's Love of Blunts Gets Him Popped

MTV Reality Star Killed in Car Wreck

Jen Garner and the Biggest Brain Fart Ever

Braxton Skipped "DWTS" Finale Over Cancer Scare

Vinnie Jones Arrested After Bloody Bar Brawl

Milano to Judge -- I'm Scared for My Life

Lane Garrison Crash Survivor: I Lived, You Pay

"40 Year Old Virgin" Case -- The Plot Thickens

George Clooney -- Pissed in London

Marilyn Manson's Latest Gothfriend

The Month to Remember

Chappelle & Son Ride the Whip

He Mos Def-initely Ain't Having It

Masquerade

The Lead Singer of Berlin: 'Memba Her?!

Shania Rebounds, Scores!

Oprah to Obama: I'm Still Seeing Other People

Vinnie Jones Face -- X Marks the Spot

Shia LaBeouf's Hand Out

Bettie Page Pinned Up In Hospital

LiLo vs. Sam -- Who's the Fairest of Them All?

Oh Hell Gnome!

Full House -- All Bills

O.J. Sunk By Classic Arrogance

Prince: Pimpin' Is Easy

Antonio Pierce: Gun? What Gun?

Suri, There's a Santa Claus -- But He's Dead to You

Dancing Before Seeing Stars

Amsterdam -- Not As Fun As It Used to Be

Dodger Dog

William Balfour -- Troubled Youth

Used Old Bags of Hollywood

Former MLB Player Steve Garvey: 'Memba Him?!

XFC -- Xtreme Florida Cougar

Dead MTV Star's Mom: Don't Cut My Daughter Out!

Paris Slings Crack at Club

Fred Goldman Wants to Drain Juice from Dealer

Federline -- Packin' Serious Heat

Seinfeld: What's the Deal with Depositions?

NFL: Let's Keep It in the Family

No More Room for J-Lo

Pamela: Which Way to the Bun Show?

Vick's Incarceration Day Shopping Spree

This Buds Not for You

Wild 1 -- Man 0

Vinnie's Busted Mug

Amy's Hubby Hijacks Wino for a Cool Mil

Plax Lost Stones Long Before Popoff

Janet Jacko Not Knocko-ed Up

Crowe Lets Eva and Marc Ride His Pony

Hough: Yeah, I Went Toe-to-Toe with Sapp

Good Thing That Baby Can't Read

Steffi Allegedly Stabs Andre's Friend in Back

Jager Flows Like a Harpoon Daily and Nightly

Kimora and Russell -- Moving On, Up

HOLD EVERYTHING: Pattinson Hotter Than Efron

Warrant for Female Suspect in Ruffalo Shooting

Sex Addiction Rehab Does the Family Good

You Guys Are Sick!

Jennifer Love Hewitt: Party of Fries

Wee Man Sued by Two Chicks He Arrested

Abdul: Suicidal Fan Stalked Me for 17 Years

The Ocean Hates Josh Holloway's Abs

Madonna's Moot Marriage Suit

Without a Tracy

Tennis Phenom Tracy Austin: 'Memba Her?!

Jessica Still Chasin' After Justin

No Redemption in Marley Guitar Caper

Katy Perry: "I'm So Drunk" and I Like It

Now THIS Is Bottle Service

Peru to Yale: Eff You Very Machu

Jaguars Quarterback -- Wedding Splasher

Crates and Barrels and Lies About Weddings

Wanna Get Paid? Find DMX!

Vinnie Confirms Plastic Surgery, 48 Stitches

Ruffalo Suspect Arrested in Beverly Hills

Fantasia -- Foreclosure's Just a Fantasy!

Kid to PETA -- Let the Fur Fly!

Oprah Can't Drop the Deuce

Vinnie's Attacker: I Got Bitch-Slapped First!

No More Big House for Vick's Mama

Erik Estrada Rescues Baby ... from Frostbite

Vinnie Nose No Pain

Stevie Wonder to Cuz: Let's Fight Amana to Amana

Audrina's School Boy Fantasy

Ruffalo Dies

Angelina Gets Railed

Garner, Port -- Nailed at the Same Time

The Queen -- Bathing Suit or Anatomy Lesson?

"Newlywed" Host -- If Looks Could Kill

Wipe that Smirk, Jerk

Creepy Banjo Kid in "Deliverance": 'Memba Him?!

Abdul Attacks Idol: They Knew About Stalker

William Shatner Don't Like the Cling-Ons

When Did John Goodman Gain All That ... Hair?!

Disney Pirate Discovers Multiple Pleasure Chests?

Getting Clean!

Spotted: Mr. Perfect with Miss Not-So Perfect

Dick -- No Booze, No Friends, Still No Funny

Abdul -- Stalker Wanted Me Dead

Born & Bred American

Creepy Banjo Kid in "Deliverance": 'Memba Him?!

Coldplay Hits Back -- We Stole Nothing

Ashlee: Rock-a-Bye Bye Baby

DMX -- They Wanted Him, They Got Him

Brit Drives Again -- Immediately Ticketed

DMX Captured at Scott Storch's House

GaGa Spreads Eagle for Dollars

Fergie's Prom Date -- Guilty-licious

Mad Black Woman Loses 'Mad Black Woman' Case

Ruffalo Done in by Russian Roulette

Horrible Scumbag Steals Puppies from Little Girls

Ruffalo Family Releases Statement

Joe Plumber - McCain Made Me Feel "Dirty"

Duchovny -- Tea, No Strumpets

T. R. to "Grey's" -- C. U. L8R

Ruffalo Suspect Cleared and Released

Jennifer Hudson -- Back to Work After Murders

"Most Wanted" Host -- Worst Criminal Ever

NFL Star: Ferrari Fixers Took Me for a Ride

New Lawsuit in Barker/DJ AM Plane Crash

Kiefer Gets Star, Donald Gets Lap Dance

Club Promoters: Our Talent Got Locked Up?

Missing Puppies -- Cutest Victims Ever

It's a Man, Baby!

Nothing but Air

Bo's Car Found -- Precious Accessories Still M.I.A.

Avril: Not Pregnant, Just a "Fat Ass"

Guy Who Smashed Vinnie's Face Gets Off

Ashlee Simpson -- No Baby, No Problem

Liz Taylor -- Even Cowgirls Get the Red Lipstick

O Christmas Pee, O Christmas Pee...

My Prom Date's A Loser! Ha Ha Ha

Her Breakout Role

Can You Guess Who Had the Flare-up?!

John Goodman Loses a Few ... Hairs

Life's a Rollercoaster!

BULLETIN: Tina Fey Is Filthy, Stinkin' Rich

A.P.B. on D.O.G.

Look Ma, No Hands!

Bone Thugs Sued for Not Playing Jazz

Ryan Gosling: Homeless Hottie

All Is Not Well with Jessica Alba

Ant Misbehavin'

Singer Adam Ant: 'Memba Him?!

Vinnie Jones Charged In Bar Fight

Diddy: Making the Waistband

Where's the Red Paint When You Need It?

Lane Garrison -- Prison Ain't His Only Problem

Hypnotist Victim Jazzercises Away 'Pain, Suffering'

Pol: J. Lo Just as Good as JFK's Kid for Senate

Plax Stripped of Dignity Before Shooting

Hartnett Gets Pounded for False Report

"24" Star: My Pukey Valentine

Greene Can't Sprint Past Hollywood Doorman

...And Up Ahead We Have Russell Crowe

Dave's Fury Over Paula's Stalker -- "Sue, Sue, Sue"

Tom Cruise -- Safety Risk?

Miley Cyrus -- Accident Waiting to Happen

T-Boz Latest Victim of Dreaded F-Close

Macaulay's Sister Dies

SPOT the Stain!

Phelps Chased by a Couple of Boobs

Speidi: The Kids "Are on Their Way"

Paula Abdul Declares War

Xmas Mystery -- Britney and the Phantom Belch

'Tis the Season for Giving ... Brandy's CD

Lily Allen Proves She's No Britney

Jessica Alba Learns Spanish 101

Aston Martin with Extra Pepperoni

Jim Carrey: "Someone's Holding My Butt"

Suzanne Somers -- Lie Master?

Built Ford Tough

Singer Lita Ford: 'Memba Her?!

"A.I." to Paula -- Muzzle It, Honey

Vinnie -- A Face Only His Wife Could Love

BULLETIN: Someone Believes Speidi Wedding!

Kate Walsh -- Privately Practicing Divorce

Britney's Hard Body in Danger?!

Sarah Silverman Is Officially F-ing Jimmy Kimmel

You Gotta See This

The McConaugheys Are So Plane Looking

Culkin Tragedy -- The Accident Scene

Denise Will Do Almost Anything for $$

Michael Bolton -- Homeless with Mortgages

Sarah Palin's E-Mails Can Be Yours ... For $10K

Hulk: Linda Burns More Money Than Bridges

UFC's Corey Hill Out 18 Months After Leg Break

Bravo Star "Flips Out" Over Assault Allegations

Audrina's Body of Work ... Her Body!!!

Cops Aren't Buying Ruffalo Death Story

O Whorey Night...

"American Idol" Reality Check

K-Fed Kisses New Mystery Woman!

Papa Roach Drummer Bugs Out, Sues Band

Birkhead Makes Grave Decision

Still a V.I.P.!!

Lindsay Gets Angry, Cusses -- What's New?

Hey Brokaw, Who'd You Rather?

Who's Crackin' Up!?!

Free Loaders

Scott Caan Handles His Long Board

Paul Anka's Head and Wife -- Busted

Angela Bassett -- Huston? We Have a Problem

Back Hoff My Ass!

Oh, Oh Sheila!

Musician Sheila E. :'Memba Her?!

Blake Lewis & The Dumbest Hat Ever

Manson and Ivana -- Naturally Beautiful People

Cruci-fix Your Damn Cover

Deep Throat -- The Musical

Tara Reid-hab -- Actress Checks Herself In

Serena's Cl-Assy Outfit

Bush to Obama -- No Movin' on Up

"Top Chef" Judge Sued for Stiffing

Tim McGraw -- Gunnin' for Gov

No One Wants Vick's Doghouse

Pilot in Barker Crash Wasn't "Negligent" Says Fam

Land Ho!

Britney Draws a/on Small Japanese Crowd

Taye Diggs Himself Into Embarrassment

Jennifer Hudson Still Not Ready to Work

La Toya Jackson Still Can't Hold Water

Plaxico Comes Out of Hiding for The Homeless

Denise's Daughters Safe After Four-Car Smashup

Sheen Girls Accident Aftermath

Nerd Selling Home For A Million Something

Elton Bitch Slapped by Free Speech

The Church of Latter Day Studs

Wino's Attempted Pusher: Hard Drugs = Hard Time

Denied!!

"Malcolm" Star -- No More Girlfriend, House

Jacko -- The Pajama Swashbuckler

Sarah Palin's Church Goes Up in Flames

Miley -- Still Afraid of the Boogey Man

Nick Lachey Takes a Backseat to His Driver

Iran Offended By "Wrestler" -- Ayatollah So!

Fran Drescher -- Campaign Speech Impediment

Santa: Save Your Breath, Speidi

Kanye Self-Destructs on SNL

Dallas: We Don't Want Avery's Sloppy Seconds

Jamie Foxx -- Same Shtick, Different Birthday

Bush: Who Throws a Shoe? Honestly!

NY Gov Won't Turn Blind Eye to SNL Bash

Madonna and Guy -- Unmarried Christmas

"Charm School" Chick: Sharon O. Attacked Me

Cruise Apologizes ... Three Years Too Late

Kanye in Denial -- SNL was "Good?!"

Barry Bonds -- "I'm Not Retired"

Mickey Rourke Wrestles a Chick's Backside

Madonna Falls -- Slippery When Wet

Hugh Hefner Hates Criss Angel Too

They Just Snapped!!

Sharon Osbourne's Alleged Hair-rassment

Brit: Konnichiwha the Hell is Going On Here?!

"24" X's Dead President from Xmas Party

Nicole Kidman: Still Sore About Divorce

Material Boy -- Guy Banks Off Madonna Divorce

Santa, Baby!

Plaxico Hits Club, Doesn't Shoot Himself

Guess Who Got a Lap Dance!

Aretha Franklin -- Oh, Yeaahh!

"Kingpin" Director Allegedly Strikes Cop

Keepin' Your Head Above Water

Willona from "Good Times": 'Memba Her?!

Heath's Baby Mama Won't Thank the Academy

MacGyver Pissed Over Alleged Pooch Pounding

Don King: Bush has "Unbelievable Reflexes"

Dude Looks Like a Zebra

Speedo Chaser: I'm No "Ginormous Boob Skank"

Dennis Quaid Settles with Cedars

Mystery Person in Ruffalo Death Arrested, Freed

Peter Falk's Daughter: My Dad Has Alzheimer's -- redirect

Queen E Has to Use Her Own Sloppy Seconds

McGraw -- I Ain't Smart Enough to Gov ... Yet

Cops: MTV Star Died Street Racing

Man Sues Dead Victim in Brandy Crash

Now Mike Vick Wants to Get Rid of Cats, Too

Wardrobe Malfunction Exposes Halle's Berry

Brit to Ellen: Rap It Up Already

Hulk Raises Terror Alert to Red

Wobbly Wentz Whores Out "Baby" Pics

Old Bond Could Beat Up New Bond

Peter Falk's Daughter: My Dad Has Alzheimer's

Nicole Doesn't Let Her BF's Bro Use Protection

If These Walls Could Sulk

RuPaul: The Obamas Are a Drag

Tom Cruise -- The Next Forrest Gump

Killer of "Most Wanted" Host's Son Identified

Man In Speedo Spills Out on Josh Holloway

T-1000 Terminates Bats in the Cave

Damien in "The Omen": 'Memba Him?!

Obama and Pickler -- Total BFFs

Vince Young: My Name Was Straight Jacked

John Walsh: "Today Is a Good Day"

666

Damien in "The Omen": 'Memba Him?!

Ruffalo Mystery Man Has Criminal Past

Tranny Busts Her Fanny Doing Britney

Elisabeth Hassles Bush into Invite

Aboriginals PO'd at Nicole for Blowin' Big One

Audrina Showers with Other Women on Her Mind

Madonna Calls BS on Her Own Rep

Brit's Replacement -- Twice the Size, Half the Crazy

A-Rod's Cup Is Half Full

Julia Roberts -- Crappy Woman

Mindy Cohn -- She Takes the Bad ... Singing

Rabid Fan Arrested Trying to Get to Lohan

... And the Home of the ... Hoff?

Strahan to Dubya: Shoe Betta' Learn to Catch!

"Price Is Right" Miracle, Drew Couldn't Care Less

Akon Pleads Guilty in Kid Tossing Incident

No Hobbit Fly Zone

"Full House" Star in Emergency Custody War

Turn Around Bright Eyes

Bonnie Tyler: 'Memba Her?!

Judge: Sweetin Not Allowed to Be Alone with Baby

Docs to Piven: Broadway is Bad for Your Health

Sole-Less Protesters in D.C. Sneaker Attack

Lily Allen: All I Want For Christmas Is Your Mum

Hair Fall Out, Boy

Guess Who the Nose Whiskerer Is

Invasion of the Booty Snatchers

Sweetin Smiles Through Worst Day Ever

What's Another Name For An 18-Wheeler?

J. Lo -- Much Ado About No Ring

Ed McMahon Has a Home for the Holidays -- His

Ruffalo Death Ruled a Homicide

Cops: Mindy Mac in Suicide Attempt

Speidi -- Our Marriage is Real ... and Secret!

Playwright Calls Piven's Sick-Out Real Fishy

MMA Fighter and Wife Found Shot to Death

Billy Ray Cyrus: American Idol?!

Wesley Snipes -- Spare Some Change?

The Curious Case of Brad's Blouse

Jay Leno Selling Scar Tissue

Lusty Chica Goes Loca for Gerard Butler

Katie Holmes Celebrates 30 Years on Earth

Double Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend

Jumping the Shark -- The Deadly Flight Pattern

Shark Commits Suicide on Water Slide

Dave Grohl on Metallica -- Enter Suck, Man

Nicole Richie: In Cold Blood

Jenny McCarthy Needs a Good Lay ... Frito Lay

Back to the Past

You'll Never Guess Who This Chick Used to Be!

"Price" Winner's Final Bid -- I Didn't Cheat!

Tommy Davidson Wishes He Had a Bigger ...

You'll Never Guess Who This Chick Used to Be!

Jen Garner: 13 Going on 30 Months!

"A.I." Suing The Pants Off "Stripper Idol"

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

Spade Runs Interference for Chris Rock

One to Grow On ...

Gotta Go, Gotta Go, Gotta Go Right Now!

Brooke Hogan Goes Commando

Ambulance Not Called to Brad Pitt's House

Janet Jackson -- Oven Is Cold

Funnyman Franken Just About a Senator

Oprah All Up in Obama's Hood

Piven Went Mono Before Going to Mercury

Will Smith Signs a Check His Fan Can't Cash

Furious "Twilight" Fans Cyber-Attack Replacement

Deep Throat Is Dead

Kanye West -- Goodbye Mr. Grinch

Sly Waxes Brazilian ... on Himself

Jen & John -- The Walk of Shame

Palin's Daughter's Baby-Daddy's Mama Arrested

Tom Cruise Parties at Hyde?!

Zack Morris Murders Any Shot of a "Bell" Reunion!

Hilary Swank's Giant Doggy Bag

'Twas the Night We Almost Ruined Christmas

Paris Hilton Burglarized!

We Be Jammin'

DMX Gets His Just Desert

Lily-Livered

MADtv Star -- Only the Paychecks Were Funny

Guess Who Got Her Panties All in a Wad

Jodie Sweetin: Babysits While Being Babysat

"Twilight" Pipe Smoker Has Good Buds

Backstreet Boy Brian's Little One in Hospital

More Crap on TMZ

D.A. Won't Charge Garrett Over Pap Smack

Gray's Anatomy

Actress Erin Gray: 'Memba Her?!

Mama Hogan Involved in Car Accident

Cigar Suckers

Heath's Kid -- Little Angel

Simon Cowell: Buxom Brunette -- redirect

Ripa: See, We're Happy ... Promise!

Banned Mormon to Church: Yo' Mama!

Lawsuit Threatens Social Order As We Know It

007 -- The Name's Scrooge, Ebenezer Scrooge

Oprah Winfrey Honored ... We Think

Paris: Come on In -- The Door Is Always Open

Rapper Yo-Yo: 'Memba Her?!

It's Jennifer Aniston!

MJ Ready for Next Season of "Heroes"

DMX to Cops: Bah, Humbug

Don't Try to Play Her Out

K-Fed Takes His K-Fling to Vegas

Spitzer's Hooker Hooks Another one

Guess Who Flashed Some Leg

Beckham Bored in Our Galaxy

Paris Hilton -- Parental Guidance Suggested

Kid Rock Goes Tubing Before Shark Suicide

The Quaids: Home for The Holidays

Boys Will Be Dames

The Buck Stops Here

"Buck Rogers": 'Memba Him?!

Can You See Me Now?

Singer's Death Rx for Jail Reform

Donald Trump Sues Over Failed Transplant

Ben Affleck With that Warm Fuzzy Feeling

John Lennon's Nip Slip

Oh Say Can You See the Hoff?

Colin Farrell: Bad Boy Image Takes a Hit

Robert Pattinson - Unkindest Cut of All?

Obama Wants Change, Wesley Snipes Doesn't

Danny Devito: Iraqis Are Bush League

Big Babies Banned from Obama Inauguration

Michael Jackson -- Alpha Male?

Lindsay Lohan and Sam - Downright Hospita-ble

Piven's Castmates Peeved in Public

Guy Gets Hugh's Syrupy Seconds

Sam Rides the LiLo Gravy Train

Ron Jeremy -- Say It, Don't Spray It!

Katie Holmes -- Glowing

Oprah -- Not Movin' On Up to D.C.

Adam Sandler: Jew Know What It's Like?

Picture This -- Paris Burglar Caught on Tape

Michael Jackson's New Crib

McDonald's Managers Not Lovin' It

Jake, Reese and a Rotten Egg

They're So Vein!

Amy Winehouse -- Nice Tats!

Paris Hilton -- No Brains, No Problem

"Let's Hear it for the Boy" Singer: Memba Her?!

I Just Wanna Cheer ...

Flatley Accuser Busted

Jack Black: No Tree? Get a Hanukkah Bush!

Kelly Kapowski Says Hell to the No on 'Bell'

Barack Hard Abs

Don't "Grease" Those Drawers

Guess Who Got Bent!

Kirsten Dunst -- Restraining Ordered

Barker: "I Wish I Had My Two Friends Back"

McConaughey Goes Commando!

J. Blige and Jay-Z Sued for Songjacking

"Sopranos" Actor Beats Murder Rap

You Can Bank on Britney

Plaxico Slapped for Rear-Ending Woman

Barack O-Spam-a -- Yes He Did

Piven's Fishy Flight Costs Show Big Bucks

Airheaded Lawn Chair Balloonist Popped for DUI

The Huxtable Clan Keeps It Close

"Beetlejuice" Actor's House Burns

Brady's Football Career On Thin Ice

Sugar Ray's Secret

Tony Stark Would Never Fly Commercial

Creepy Special Delivery for Sharon Stone

Leno Needs Writers Under the Hood

Rick Warren -- Out of the Closet!

Holiday Look-alikes

Gerard Butler Plays with Fire ... Eaters

Helio: The DMV is My Prison

Who's the Hottie?!?!?

It's Barbara Walters!

Who's the Hottie?!?!?

Lorraine Nicholson's Dad Is Cooler Than Yours

Gallop Poll -- Painting Horse vs Artistic Elephant

Eric McCormack -- Makin' the Yuletide Gay

Madonna Dates Jesus -- Jesus!

"The Hills" Is, Like, Totally Whitewashed

Paris Hilton -- Angelyne 2.0

Warner Bros Sues CBS Over "Men"

DJ AM Sues Over Plane Crash

Bike Shorts Can't Squelch Lance's Swimmers

Plax -- More Guns = More Legal Trouble

Fitty -- My Pillow Talk Ain't Worth 50 Cents

DJ AM Sues Over Plane Crash

Warner Bros Sues CBS Over "Men"

Michael Jackson -- The New Kevin Bacon

Barker: Yeah the Price Was Right -- So What?

Layman's Germs

Lindsay Lohan & Sam: The Epic Fight

Mariah -- Lose the Jacket and the Hubby Inside

Kidman Leaves a Floater

Another Hilton -- Crime Victim

J.Lo -- Don't Stick It Where It Don't Belong

Obama's Final Farewell to Grandma Toot

Splash!

Aquatic Actress Esther Williams: 'Memba Her?!

Hong Fu -- The Legend Continues

Verne Troyer Uses Head and Shoulders

The Greatest Story Ever Told (About Jerky)

Kook vs. Kardashians

Kate Walsh: It Was Over Before You Thought!

Famous Producer Alleges Fraud, Theft, Date Rape

Daddy Lohan -- LiLo's Just Making Sam Noise

Pete Doherty Not All He's Cracked Up to Be

It's Silly, But I Believe ...

Lt. Harris Drills Obama

Johnny Cakes Is Dead

Nerd Alert -- "Watchmen" Movie in Jeopardy!!!

Katie Holmes' Favorite Access-Suri

Celeb Santas

K-Fed's New Girl -- Kind of a Badass

"Project Runway" Star: Santa Is a Fur Hag

Kid Does Bottle Service -- Not Community Service

"Law and Order" Actress Sued -- **Doink Doink**

The Mom in "Miracle on 34th Street": Memba Her?!

Shirley Jones' Hubby -- The New Winona?

"True Blood" Actress: My Marriage Sucks

There Is No Santa Claus

Donatella Versace and Her Leather Bags

"Dark Knight" -- Too Spicy for China

Ruffalo Bro's Body Not Ready for Memorial

Donatella Versace and Her Leather Bags

Eartha No Longer of This Eartha

Pete and Ashlee Give Away the Bronx

Shirley Jones' Hubby Caught on Surveillance Tape

Schneider's Christmas Wish Goes Unanswered

Playin' Games

Hail Mary

Simon Cowell Eating for One

You'll Never Guess Who This Kid Is

Jack Nicholson: Screw You, Surgeon General!

Daddy Lo to Sam Ro: On Like Donkey Kong!

It's Marilyn Manson!

Ben Affleck Wishes Everyone a Merry F'n Xmas

Brady and Gisele - Engaged!!!

No Mohr Cox for Jay

"Benjamin Button" Writer Sues Over Ponzi Fraud

Rob Lowe Goes on Vacay -- Sans Nanny

Another UFC Fighter Killed

The Chick Who Shot J.R.: 'Memba Her?!

Brrr, It's Cold in Here!

Lindsay Lohan to Pops -- I'm Rubber, You're Glue

It's Katy Perry!

Whose Backside?

Goonies Never Die

Martha Plimpton: 'Memba Her?!

Benjamin Button Rated R for Violence

RNC White Album Officially Drops

The Almighty M-Rod

Kanye West and TMZ -- Nothing But Lies

Salma Hayek -- Smokin' ...

Daniel Craig Gets Layed

The Bad Guy from "Karate Kid": 'Memba Him?!

Sarah Palin Turns Stomachs

Katie and Suri Look Divine

Sweep the Leg!

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Another Thorn in Roger Clemens' Backside

Good Thing

Man Beaten Bloody With Umbrella-Ella-Ella

Saggy Stars

Drew and Jason -- Rainbow Disconnect

Five Down After E-40 Concert

Beckham Fails Pepsi Taste Test

Lohan Family's Online Soap Opera Continues

Straight Talk About Lance Bass

Guy From Fine Young Cannibals: 'Memba Him?!

No Butts About It -- Kardashians Selling Home

Chyna Hospitalized -- Too Wasted For Shrinks

Kabbalah Will Bring Them Together

Beauty Queen: Did I Say World Peace?

Dave Letterman: I Wanna Be Like Mike

"Puff's" Daddy -- "Magic Negro" Shocking

"DWTS'" Ballas Takes One in the Groin

Oprah Fooled Again by Fake Love Tale

Chyna -- Back From Blackout

Strahan Cocky Over Ballroom

Miley Cyrus: Like a Virgin

USC Football Catches Academic Ass-Whooping

Joe Jonas' DD Dilemma

How 'Bout a Hand

Jack Nicholson -- It's All Downhill From Here

The Royal Beer Bong Is Ready, Your Highness

Kelsey Shows His Wife the Paddle

Labelle: 'Memba Them?!

Voulez-vous Coucher Avec Moi

Little Person Turns Tricks on Street Corner

Florist to Timbaland: Get Scrooged

Lohan's Pa Calls Truce After Vicious Attacks

Paris Hilton Parties with White Powder

When NBA Stars Do Awesome Things...

Nicole: All I Want for Xmas Is My Old Religion Back

Joe Francis Gives Bad Jacuzzi

Paris' Neighborhood: Not Secure from Stupidity

Tara Reid In Rehab, Not Freehab

O'Connell Reveals His Inner Warrior Princess

Paula Abdul -- Crazy Magnet

Speed Freak -- Danica Patrick Busted Again

Sarah Palin Wears Granny Panties...

Paris' Psycho Shopping -- OK for Aussie Pols

Brady Could Have Bunch of Errand Time in '09

Romo's Popped Cartilage Makes Yoko Run

Britney Spears -- Indian Giver

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Macho Camacho: Nacho Dinero

Alfred Hitchcock Presents ...

Christian Audigier, Brought to You By ...

New Brady Stories -- Knee Jerk Reaction

Alleged Blue Man Tried to Do Man in Public

Obama Takes Swing at Crowd

Bridget -- Hey Tom, Remember Us?

Kato to O.J. -- Karma's a Bitch!

Arrest in Ruffalo Case Imminent

Vinnie Jones Pleads Not Guilty

Be Careful Who You're Kissing

Alba's Hubby Cash in Near-Violent Clash

Ungrateful Dead -- Garcia Sued by Dead Pal

This Is It

Schneider on "One Day at a Time": 'Memba Him?!

Blue Man Suspect May Not Be Blue at All

Schneider on "One Day at a Time": 'Memba Him?!

DMX Pleads Guilty, Guilty, Guilty and Guilty

Rachel Zoe -- Kiss My Bony Ass!

Hugh Jackman -- The Secret's Out!

A Double Shot of ... Jack Daniels?

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"Bad Moon" Arrested After Bad Night Drinkin'

Daniel Craig: Quantum of Sweat

USC Coach Drills Team on Current Events

Cindy, Kid and George Run for the Border

No Bones About It, Nicole Richie Looks Great

Spade: My Baby's Fine ... I Think

The Finest Italian Leather Goods

No Joke -- Dane Cook's Brother Steals Him Blind

Rita to Anna's Men: Nothin' Wrong with Gay Sex

"Trading Spaces" Star Nailed for DUI

NFL Superstar Accused of Baby Mama Beatdown

Kevin Bacon Loses Shirt in Madoff Mess

"Magic Negro" Could Help GOP Song Pusher

Josh Gracin - Simon Would Be Ashamed

Matt Dillon Pinched for Hittin' Gas Too Hard

Lil' Pain -- Weezy Falls HARD!

NFL Superstar Accused of Baby Mama Beatdown

Jamie Lynn Decoy Pissed -- May Sue Los Angeles

Charles Barkley Popped for DUI

Barkley: I Really Wanted Was Oral Sex

iPhone Bumper

The Root of All Evil

Barkley's Party Pal -- STEVE URKEL?

Diddy Sues to Keep From Being Sued

Stallone Shared Pot with Arnold .. Sorta

Barkley -- Sweatin' the Mug Shot

Dr. T and the Naked Women

Tori Spelling's Time Is Up

Jennifer Love Hewitt -- Chasin' Tail

Portman's Pooch Makes a Pee Line for the Car

Ho Ho Holy Crap! Keep Your Kids Away From This!

Dane's Bro Pleads Not Guilty to Looting

Singer in "Poseidon Adventure": 'Memba Her?!

A Christmas Carol

Shia's Hip Bone's Connected to the Finger Bone?!

The Charred Ghost of Shauna Sand's Future

The Cost of Partying with Urkel

Separated at Rebirth

Garner at Hospital -- Ready to Burst?