Articles - September, 2008
Duchovny -- No Flinging, Just Clicking
Human Cannonball or "Idol" Reject?
Angelina and Brad -- Board Stiff
The Hottest Woman Ever...No Matter What You Say
L.C. -- Rear-ender Offended Her
Shannen Doherty -- Late For Her Own Comeback
"Office" Star -- No Hard Labor on Labor Day
Helen Mirren -- Rape Isn't Always Criminal
Diddy -- If You Diddn't Hate Him Already...
Kevin Spacey -- Butt Bongo Fiesta
Palin: From MILF VP to GILF VP
It Just Keeps Getting More Perfect
Nutcase on the Loose in the 90210
Palin Daughter Baby Daddy -- "Don't Want Kids"
Jags Lineman Collier Shot, Fighting for Life
Marc Anthony Gets It Doggy-Style, Too
Carville to Palin: I Got Your Tail Number
Brad's Little Girl -- Walking is for Commoners
Xtina to Gavin: Hey, My Kid's Cute Too!
Don LaFontaine -- No Longer "In a World..."
Leo DiCaprio -- Hands Off the Merchandise!
Fred Taylor -- Jacksonville Jackass
Suge -- Blinded by the Right to an Attorney
Reggie Hates Kim's Media Whorishness
A Sighting Rarer Than Sasquatch ...
Palin Daughter Puts the Party in GOP
Maybe Parts of Shauna Sand Are 22 ...
Prince's Son -- As Useless as a Second A-Hole
Vanilla Ice's Latest Hit -- His Wife
Michael Jordan -- Smokin', Stealin', Tongue'n'
Levi McConaughey Takes One for the Team
Kristin Cavallari -- Drunk and Irrelevant
"Lost" Doc: As Forthcoming as an Orientation Vid
Cancer Society Burns Jordan Over Cigar Shots
When I Grow Up ... I Wanna Have Boobies
You'll Never Guess Who This Lil' Doll Is!
Chris Brown: I'm a Real Motherf**ker
Lisa Marie Presley -- The Bun Also Rises
Three's Company -- Sake, Vodka, Gin
Vince Doubles Down in LV, Gets Lucky in LA
X-Tina: It's Still a Community Chest
Howard K: Gay, Schmay, Now You Pay
Mayweather: That Dude Grabbed My Jewels!
Barack Makes His-tory With His Two Dads
Palin Babydaddy - Redneck to Redstater
Ne-Yo Paid Not to Pee on R. Kelly's Parade
Pesci Not Going Home Alone -- Re-Bags Everhart!
Huckabee: I'm a Barack Star Too!
Star Jones Gorges on a Tongue Sandwich
Who's the A-Hole On the Block?
Diaz Locks Up Aniston's Sloppy Seconds
Elizabeth Looking a Little Hurl-ey
Elton to Lily: I Can Snort You Under the Table!
Senator Bristles at Bristol Spears
Mariah-less Cannon Fires Blanks
Brigitte: I'd Show Shock If My Face Could Move
Hot Chicks Playing Football -- Need We Say More?
Adnan Hot on Britney's Tail -- Again
Gina Gershon -- Ride Em' Cowgirl
Mackenzie Phillips: Two Felonies at a Time
Wednesday Addams Never Looked So Good
Mackenzie -- 10th Time's a Charm?
The Guy Who Played 007 Once: 'Memba Him?!
Getty Gives Sienna the Time of Day
O's Mom: Paying Bills Not One of Her Fav Things
To Catch a Predator Catcher Caught
Benji Madden's Ex Uses Protection
Sarah P. -- Haven't We Seen You Before?
Calamity Kane -- Danity Singer Faceplants
Palin Don't Preach: Bristol and Levi Unite
When a Man Slaps a Woman -- The Indian Edition
McConaughey: Grab Your Baby by the Horns
Sarah Palin -- The Hits Keep Coming!
Hard Out There for a Cop, Thanks to Three 6 Mafia
If You Didn't Hate Brody Before ...
This is the Blogsmith Poll Test
Fiddy Wants Kid About One-Fiddeenth of the Time
Jamie Lynn to Bristol: Teen Motherhood Is a Blast!
Levi & Bristol: The Writing's on the ... Finger
Flo from "Alice": 'Memba Her?!
Lakers Season: Wallet N' Keys or Busted Knees?
Man Charged in Murder of Ashton's Ex
Naked Guy Magically Appears, Frightens Porn Star
Serena Stays Stacked for U.S. Open
Gerardo -- Still Rico Enough for Mr. Chow
Hobie from "Baywatch" -- Don't Call It a Comeback!
Flo from "Alice": 'Memba Her?!
Helen's Outfit: Less Appealing Than Date Rape
Paul Rodriguez: Come On, These Jokes Are Free!
Republicans to TMZ: We Can't Hear You!
Katherine Heigl Gets Bitch-Trapped
Rihanna -- On the Fast Food Track for a 5150
Robin Williams to Palin: Skeet, Skeet, Skeet
It's Time for an Intervention!
Republicans Lack Heart! -- redirect
Marion Jones Books It from the Big House
Wino Gets Jacked for Another Gig
Mr. Mariah Carey -- Bored and Ignored
Romeo's B-day: The Oscars of Kid Parties
Call Them Lame, But at Least They're Sober
Lil' Racist, Homophobic Schmuck
Drunky to "Twilight" Hunk: Suck My Face!
Romano and Bakula -- Board Stiffs
Selma Blair -- Not Razor Sharp
Cop Comes Out with His Hands Up ... and Dances!
Oprah Caught Between Barack and a Hard Place
LiLo to Sam -- Apply Lipstick Here
Oprah to Palin: I Can Pencil You In Later
Dane Cook: Apartment Living Is Crap
Rampage -- Ask At Your Own Risk
Idiot Savant Friday -- History Repeats Itself
Randy Jackson Checks for Staples
Naomi Buckles Up ... Her Unborn
Audrina Patridge Is a Natural Blonde
T.I. Stays Out Of Fools Bidness
It's Good to be Michael Phelps
Palin to Simon Cowell -- Eat My Dust
Dupri Shoots Blanks -- Everyone Lives
Prince Von A-Hole: Abreast of His Afterlife
Hillary's Hair Missing -- Beyonce Suspect
McCarthy: The Balls Are in Your Court
Tommy Lee Jones: No Money For Old Men
Coleman Strikes Man at Bowling Alley with Car
Shauna Sand -- No Butts About It
Hot Sports Star Once Average Schmo
Khloe K. Takes Two for the Road
MC Breed Taken Off Life Support
The Price of Cage's Cage Receding
Tom Brady Badly Injured in Season Opener
Fans Confused -- Wino Not a No-Show for Gig
Xena: So Much Porn, So Little Time
Bow Wow Reveals the Six-Figure Failure
Brit in Snit with Mama Over Book
Dash: Baby Mama Won't Give My Boy Back!
Too Much of a Good Thing is Never Enough
Ding Dang -- Brit's Cover Up Exposed!
Brand Blasted for Cherry Pickin'
If You Want Crazy, Demand the Real Thing
Oasis Bro Gets Wonder Walloped
OJ Can't Get Arrested in Nevada
Sienna Miller: I'm an Actress!
Judge Says Borat Can Make You Look Stupid
Michael Phelps -- Nerd No More
50 Cent at Court -- Hoes Before Woes
Paris & Brit: What a Difference Two Years Make
To Protect and To Serve ... Carmen Electra
Crazy Is Really, Really Expensive
Ignored Fan to Eva: You're the Worst Person Ever!
Judge Proud Gummi Bear's Not High-bernating
Ahnald to Bale: Enjoying My Sloppy Seconds?
Ass Man Sticks Nose Where It Shouldn't Be
Ric Flair's Daughter -- Tased and Unphased
Color Me Badd Guy Jailed -- Doesn't Adore Amor
Spielberg Accused of Back-Dooring Hitchcock
Apollo Creed KO's Third Marriage
UFC Fighter Found Dead -- redirect
Damon to Ex -- You Dash, You Get Pinched
Lil' Wayne -- Big Beef with Bag Check
Michelle Rodriguez's Inebriation Sophisitication
Hot Halle, Hot Boyfriend and Hotsy Totsy
Jeffrey Ross: I'm a Geezer Pleaser
NBA Superstar Caught Doing Lance Bass on Tape!
Test for Digital Smiths Inline Player - post embedded
Akon -- I Didn't Smack That on Purpose!
Downey Jr. Shops on Temptation Aisle
Josh Hartnett Did Not Have Sex With That Woman!
Ric's Face Flairs Up After Family Brawl
The Girl from the First "Parent Trap": 'Memba Her?!
The Girl from the First "Parent Trap": 'Memba Her?!
Jennifer Lopez in Bizarre Threesome
Can You Tell Pete How to Get to Sesame St.?
Warren G Regulates in Elevator Breakdown
Lisa Simpson's Voice -- Sax After Marriage
Hathaway's Scummy Ex Will Haggle for Freedom
Dancer in Denial Over Da Booty
Debbie Harry's Blonde Ambition
Another Homeboy Tries to Save Homeless Ed
The Great Cougar Hunt Lawsuit -- MUST READ!!!!
When We're Bad, We're So So Bad
Rosie -- Palin's a Real Elisabitch
Hartnett Fans Rip Photog -- Get a Clue!
The Great Cougar Hunt Lawsuit -- MUST READ!!!!
Check Out Amanda Beard's Breaststroke
Homeless Lady to Posh: Check Out My "Ta-Tahs"
Balthazar's Wife -- File Your Own Damn Divorce
Hathaway's Ex: Guilty... Guilty... Guilty...Gui..
Spotted: Cougar Queen on Prowl in NYC
"Baywatch" Star: He Treated Me Like an Ashtray
Cabbie Disses "Gossip Girl"-- Life's Not Fare
Beyonce's Lil' Sis -- Another Fit Hits the Fan
Best Mugshot Ever -- Except Maybe Nolte
DJ Lethal Not Guilty of Burning "Baywatch" Babe
Heidi to John: I'll Be There For You
You Might Be a Redneck If You're Busted for Pot
Shannen Says 9021-No to Bev Hills
You Might Be a Redneck If You're Busted for Pot
Chuck to Chicks: I'm Part Black ... Eye
Alicia Sacramone -- Olympic Loser Talk
Hulk -- The Redneck Hugh Hefner
Pap to McConaughey: My Gay Roomie Loves You!
Singer Irene Cara: 'Memba Her?!
As a Lawyer, Star Objects to Divorce Questions
How the Kanye Arrest Went Down
Hulk -- The Redneck Hugh Hefner
Jonas Bros -- Lords of the Purity Rings
Andy Baldwin: Abs-olute Cheeseball
Rob Lowe: Nannygate Is Killing My Career
DMX Released from Jail, Sent Straight to Jail
Stacy Keibler -- So Lying About So Briety
Sheen's Ex Accused of Major League Beatdown
Snipes' Tax Guy -- More Crooked than Wes
Jessica Shakes Her Ta-Ta's at Letterman
Olsens -- Twin Terrors in the Hood
Snoop's Oz Wizard -- Russell Crowe?
Britney Spears Spotted -- Yes, It's Really Her
Jamie Lynn Decoy Triggers Investigation
You're a Phony! A Big Fat-Lipped Phony!
Cristiano Ronaldo: What the Elle?
Nicollette Punished by Michael Bolton Song
Kelis Shakes Off Cop-Baiting Charges
Hulk Hogan Definitely Has a Type
Bloody Hell -- Slashed Wino Gets Sloshed at Work
Rider Strong: It's Hard for a Guy with a Porn Name
Birkhead: Clean$ Up in Aisle Two
Donnie Wahlberg is a Deutsch Bag
Suzanne Somers -- Sexaholic Sexagenarian
Sidney Poitier Plays in Traffic
Whoopi -- Will McCain Go All 1864 On My Ass?
Rampage Jackson -- The Carnage He Left Behind
Geraldo Can't Stand the Motion of the Ocean
Michael Bay Burglarized -- No Special FX Involved
Promoter: Pepe Aguilar Es No Bueno
Idiot Savant Friday -- I Love The 80's Edition
Morris Chestnut Leaves Valet Tipsy
Crazy Publicist Gets Her Own Gummi
Vince Young: Suicide, Guns and ... Wings
Usher: Raindrops Ain't Fallin' on His Head
A-Hole to Hilton's: Too Much Makeup to Make-Up
"Laugh-In" Star Jo Anne Worley: 'Memba Her?!
B.Y.O.B -- Buy Your Own Britney!
MTV's Real World Deforestation Challenge
Bonaduce Beats Man Like Red-Headed Step Child
Minnie's a New Mom, But No Driver
Obama Waffles Leave Racist Taste in Mouth
Lilo to Palin: Stop Being Such a Mag Hag
What's Not Wrong with This Picture?
Tom Brady and Former Coach Share a Weak Joint
MiLo: Man in the Sky Keeps Lindsay Not High
Picture This -- Polaroid Party House Up for Sale
Wino: It's My Party, I Won't Show Up If I Want To
Ivanka Trump on Bike -- Someone's Gettin' Fired
Michael Phelps' Comedic Doggy Paddle
Britney's Boo Boos Get Their Own Padded Room
The Mom from "E.T.": 'Memba Her?!
J. Lo -- More Assletic than You
Deconstructing Britney's Brother-in-Law
Celine -- My Boys Must Sit and Spin!
Alicia Not Keys to Swizz Split
Pap to Lilo: I Know Who Punched Me!
McConaughey -- Get Off My Sweaty Back!
J.Lo's Marathon Sprint ... Across the U.S.
Paul Will Be Dead, Says Islamic Preacher
John Mayer, Cast Thy Nighted Colour Off
Former Super Bowl Star Busted for DUI
Brian Austin Green: Megan Fox Is Sick ... Hot
Marilyn from "The Munsters": 'Memba Her?!
Maggie May Know Teeny Boppers, Rod Doesn't
Miley & Male Pal -- 15 Will Get You 20
Don't Mind Us, Matt -- Keep Eating
Mini-Me -- I Can Put You in Movies
Backstreet Boy Threatens to Release More Music
Davy Jones: Hormone Malfunction
Snake's Handler: Jake Was Drugged
Britney & Jamie Lynn: Mommies Night Out
Lowes Pay Lip Service to Nanny
Redneck Ron -- There's a Rat on Tater Air
New Kids -- Second Class Pick Up Artists
Rare Gere Sighting Inspires Rampant Idiocy
MC Breed: Urine Trouble If You Can't Go Potty
Jerry O'Connell: A Burger for Your Troubles
Passenger in 3B -- We Found Your Gold Medal
'The Office' Star -- Hits from the Chong
Snake: "I'm Embarrassed, Scared, Crying a Lot"
Douchebag Wusses Out In Lawsuit
Sarah Palin -- Fake Baked Alaska
Kat DeLuna Enters Roseanne Hall of Fame
Judge Wants Damon's Baby Mama in Cuffs
Celine Dion: My Fans Will Go On and On ... and On
Jonas Bros: Look But Don't Touch
Olympians -- The Torch is Out and Nobody's Home
Singer Fats Domino: 'Memba Him?!
RNC: There's a Delegate on the Floor!
Jennifer Tilly Turns 50 -- Child's Play
AnnaLynne McCord -- 9021-Nobody
John Mayer's Mourning Sickness
Giant Woman Has 29-Incher Between Her Legs
"MNF" Announcer Calls in Strong Offensive Line
Heidi's Bday Faker Than Her Hair, Nose and Boobs
Strippers Claim They're Getting Screwed
Colin Powell -- Down the Tubes
Photog Goes "Number Two" for Robert Wagner
The One Thing a Jonas Bros Will Get Inside Of
Lea Thompson -- They Call Her Flipper, Flipper!
Brad Pitt Causes Mass Infection
Terrorists Have No Clue the Beatles were the Bomb
Oakland Raiders Star Busted for DUI
The Amish Civil Rights Movement
Nate Dogg Stable after Second Stroke
A Night With Eva -- Yours for Three Grand?
Steve Buscemi -- Not So Buddha-licious
Daniel Craig -- Shaken and Stirred
"Idol" Loser Lives, Eats ... Doesn't Sing
Top Model - I Have a Jimmy Choo Stalker
Courtney Slams Jonas Bros -- That Ain't Rock!
Tommy Chong: I Smoked Out the Governator
Mama Spears: Casey's Feet Talked to Me, Y'all!
Ninja Turtle Star -- and the Secret of the Booze
Fan Says It Hurts to Be a Colts Fan
R. Kelly -- I'm Into Barely Legal Babes Now
Kim Glass -- I'm No "Ugly Ass"
Tommy Davidson Breaks Down -- Sparks Fly
Singer Marilyn McCoo: 'Memba Her?!
McCain Swings at Barack Over Lindsay
Steve-O -- From Douchebag to Colostomy Bag
Obama -- Hypocrite or Just Plain Smart?
'Real Housewives' Kid Gets 240 Days in Real Jail
Ryan O'Neal Busted in Meth Mess
Dakota Fanning: Awkward Stage Officially Over
Dude Tries to Sell Movie Star Weed -- On Camera
Ryan O'Neal Busted in Meth Mess
Morgan Spurlock: Happy Meals Don't Come Cheap
Woods to Candy Man: You Can't Break Me!!!
Jamie Foxx Screws Vegas D-Listers
McCain -- Palin-vasion is "Shocking"
Jane Takes DUI Punishment Like a Man
Don Rickles -- Age Ain't Nothing But a Number
Coleman Will Have to Stand Up to Charges
The Truth According to LL Cool J
"Entourage" Star Has Nothing to Hyde ...
Mischa's Nippy Night in London
Captain & Tennille: 'Memba Them?!
Hurley Has The Best Pork in Town
Bulletin: Aniston with Member of Opposite Sex
Little Ricky from "I Love Lucy": 'Memba Him?!
New Trial of the Century -- Bigger than OJ!
Sienna Can't Get Her Enough Balthazar
Hulk and Linda -- Officially Screwed
You'll Never Guess Who This Jock Is!
"Eight Is Enough" Star Busted in "Drag" Race
Redmond O'Neal -- It Was All a Meth-understading
Lawsuit Claims Playboy Plays Dirty with Blacks
Memphis Takes "Big Brother" for a Ride
Paris Pooches -- Well Fed, Not Eaten
Heather Goes Out on a Limb with Lawsuit
A-Rod's Divorce -- It's Ovah!!!
Rihanna Causes Learning Disorders
Gary Coleman Wife -- Rear Ender Offender
Blair's Bitch Project -- The Bloody Truth
Lindsay Lohan, Meet Your New Mom
WWE Star -- No Third Strike Called
Al Snow: "Good Head is Hard to Find"
Wife-Beatin' Bishop's New Fight Is With Cupid
NYC Strippers Screwed by Sucky Stocks
Not All Briefcase Models Are Created Stupid
Applegate's Ex -- Johnathon Who?
Larry King -- It's How He Rolls
Little Ricky from "I Love Lucy": 'Memba Him?!
Excuse Me, Sir - Can You Take Our Picture?
Shaq Doesn't Connect with A-Rod
A-Rod -- The Hunt for Mr. Not-October
Jonas Bros. -- The Boys in the Bubble
Idiot Savant Friday -- Wrestling Edition
Travis Barker, DJ AM Critical After Plane Crash
Disney to Miley: Face the Music or Else!
Travis Barker, DJ AM Crash Site
Travis' Assistant Dies in Crash
Travis and DJ AM Save Lives By Jumping
"Hotel" Star Connie Sellecca: 'Memba Her?!
Mayer Concert - As Serious as a Heart Attack
Travis & DJ AM Before The Crash
Condition Update -- Barker and DJ AM
"Transformers Curse" -- More Than Meets The Eye
Lohan Barack's Away From Campaign Questioning
Tragic Twist In Jet Crash -- Why They Flew
Chris' Wife Not in Labor at Time of Crash
Audrina on "MadTV" -- Worse Than Phelps?
Sex Sold -- Gibson De-Californicates Duchovny
Joe Montana to Footballin' Son: No Pressure
John Malkovich -- Burn after Wearing
Guess Whose Celebuspawn This Is!
George Michael Busted in Another Bathroom
Singer Paul Anka: 'Memba Him?!
Perry Farrell -- Safe and Sound
Full Recovery Expected for Barker and DJ AM
Disney to Miley: Face the Music or Else!
Schwarzenegger: I Hit the Bong with Chong
Oprah -- I'm Watching in My Pajamas
Will Smith: Fresh Princess of Bel Air
Denis Leary's Wife -- Rescue Me!
Welcome Back, Jessica Alba's Body
Close Encounter Nearly "Fatal"
Disney to Miley: Face the Music or Else!
The Emmys -- Painful on Many Levels
Nightclub Thief Forgets the Till is Taped
Goodyear Breaks Silence on Crash
Cook's Crappy Defense: Belushi's Ghost Owns Me
Mommy Pics of Brit's Sis Trigger Criminal Probe
Smothers to Emmys: It's About F'n Time!
Halle's a Berry, Berry Good Mama
Coroner -- Blunt Force Killed Two Victims
Mandy Moore Rushes to DJ AM's Side
What the Puck Is Jumping the Shark?
Wanna Clean Courtney Love's Toilets?
Travis Cries for Help in Incredible Fiery Aftermath -- redirect
Travis Cries for Help in Incredible Fiery Aftermath -- redirect
James Caan't Find Someone His Own Age
Poke 'Em -- She Hardly Knew 'Em!
Miley -- Montana Not Big Enough for Me and Em
Geezer Lawsuits Get Green Light Special
Simon Cowell -- I AM a Pompous Ass!
Fame Not Fazing the Other George Michael
Tina Fey -- Still Traveling Coach?
Harry Potter Casts Off Regis?!
Dane Gives Up Haunted Apartment!
Bass Now Scammin' on Lady Ass?
Shannon Elizabeth Cleans Up Nicely
DMX Stops, Drops, Goes to Emergency Room
Mr. Toad's Wild Sexual Assault Ride
Brett Favre Hater Gets Destroyed in Madsen '08
"Night Court" Star Markie Post: 'Memba Her?!
Sharon Stone Loses Her Maternal Instinct
Crappy Baseball Footage Causes Legal S**tstorm
Ever Seen a Real Million Dollar Check?
Wine-y "Taxi" Driver Causes Bottleneck Traffic
Sabrina -- The Witch Ditched by "Dancing"
Janice Gets Ticket, Tells Us to Stick It
Heedless Claim in Topless Suit
Mama Spears -- Palin Praised, We Got Crucified
Hulk's Boy -- Out in the Nick of Time
Jeffrey Ross Always Was Hysterical
Shenae Grimes -- This Chick Is Smokin' Hot
This Chunky Monkey Tastes Like Aunt Esther ...
Joe Biden -- Turn Up the Hearing Aid!
The Case of the Missing Stripper Heels
TMZ's Search for the Hottest Politician
Emeril's Bro-in-Law -- The Shiitake Hits the Fan
Richie: Hello? Is It Me You're Looking For?
The Price Is Right for the Wrong Rich Fields
Helena Bonham Carter: Biker Mom
Sapp's Massive Head Larger Than It Appears
Amber Frey Going Once, Twice....
Michael Vick -- Hit for Another Huge Loss
Spencer & Heidi: Conjoined at the Brain
Chikezie Lies Through His Teethezies
Where's the Beef? It's in the Alley
Stone Still Has Custody of Kiddie
Steven Tyler: Blog this Way and I'll Sue Your Ass!
David Bitterman? Spurned Host Rips McCain
Fire Destroys Pool House at Luda-crib
Trooper -- Barker and AM Saved Each Other
David Bitterman? Spurned Host Rips McCain
Hayden: No More Pencils, No More Books ...
Sir Paul Goes Sho Far for Security, It's Absurd
Ron White Almost Rocks Out with His Tater Out
Team Blonsky Leaves Reege Unscathed
Clooney Leaves 'Em All Choked Up
Tejano Star in Auto Wreck -- Otra Vez
Blaine Says Stunt Blew Because of Bush
The Part of Audrina's BF Will Be Played By ...
Clueless Pap Defies Darwinism, Survives O'Hurley
"Dancing" Star Throws Hissy Fits
Newt from "Aliens": 'Memba Her?!
She Looks Like a Total Prostitute ... Oh, Wait
Siegfried: I Von't Hang Blaine Out to Dvy
Kirk Cameron -- The Resurrection of Mike Seaver
Britney -- Once You Go Black...
Aubrey to Defenseless Pooch: Dye, Puppy, Dye!
Justin & Jessica -- What a Sight to See
Photog to Katie Price: Easy on the Plastic!
'Entourage' Chick -- Do I Look Like an ATM?
Sweatin' Like a Madonna in Church
Chris Kattan's Ex Cashes in on Short Marriage
Shia Won't Be Charged, License Will Be Yanked
LiLo Seeks Protection Against MiLo
Wino Bodyguard Allegedly Lays Pap Smackdown
Lindsay to Sam: You're the Only Baby for Me
Papa Panettiere -- It's a Crime Not to Celebrate
Miley Knows Where the Angus Is
Gravity Fights Paparazzi, Wins -- Duff Laughs
Archuleta -- Child of the Corn
"Hunter" Hangs Rams Out to Dry-er
You'll Never Guess Who This Used to Be!
The Kid Ready to Leave the Picture?
Our Little Girl Is All Growed Up!
Al Pacino -- A Righteous Buzz Kill
Just One of These Is an Inanimate Object
Dirty Miss Washington -- Still Into Chicks!
Borat Goes Gay, Gets Nailed in Italy
Miss DiPesto from "Moonlighting": 'Memba Her?!
Sean Kingston Doesn't Have the Stones!
Cheerleading Dakota Escapes Pap Rally
Mickey & Miley Give Gays the Heave-Ho
Paul McCartney -- Holy Shvitz!
Tate Loves to Fly and It Shows ... On Divorce Docs
Live From New York ... It's Tina Fey!
Idiot Savant - TMZ's First Three-Way
Dope Sick Blues for Lance Armstrong
Zellweger -- Rolling with the Homies
The Demure Glamour of Traci Bingham
"Project Runway's" Move Taking a Lifetime
Dottie from "Pee Wee's": 'Memba Her?!
Mermaid Rides Bike, But Only for a Price
Wife to Molina: You Stole Home ... And Money!
Hackers Are No Factor For O'Reilly
With Audrina Away The Laurens Will Play
Tina Fey to Sarah Palin: I Can't Quit You
Guess Whose Celebuspawn This Is!
Amy Winehouse Has a Serious Smack Problem
Metallica -- For Whom the Lawsuit Tolls
Russell Crowe Is In a Body of Lies
Toni Braxton: Don't Throw Me a Pity Party
Sarah Palin Inspires Winos Everywhere
Jen Aniston's Friends Come Out to Play
Albert Ingalls From "Little House": Memba Him?!
Heath Ledger's Entire Estate Left to Daughter
"Rock of Love" Roadie Involved in Deadly Crash
Male Nudity Makes "Survivor" a Major Flop
Heather Locklear's Mug after Arrest
Quaid to Meg -- Shut It, For Jack's Sake!
"Big Lebowski" Star Pinned for DUI
Cowell -- When Was Clay Ever Straight?
The Cutest $20 Million Dollar Baby
Patridge Family Strip Down -- C'mon Get Happy!
She's Still F***ing Jimmy Kimmel
Simpson to McCain -- Eat My Shorts!
Countrywreck Does 60 Days to Duck a Year
Ledger's Life Insurance Co: Suicide = No Cash
Pete Sampras Backhands Tina Fey
Shia Crash -- The Plot Thickens!
Lohan -- Road Trippin' and Gas Hoggin'
CHP to Heather: You Oughta Be in Pictures
Mischa & Rachel Hat Each Other in Real Life
Richard Lewis Squeezed in Breast Milk Probe
I Want You to Hit Me As Hard As You Can ...
Cops to Jesse McCartney: Are You High Deaf?
Don Johnson & Wife -- Match Britches
Pete Wentz Gives Props to Gays
Watch Dog Catches Kathy Griffin in Cash Lie
LiLo and Sam Break Out the Sand Panties
Britney Doesn't Want to Stand Trial for Ding, Dang
Kate Moss & Pal -- High on Plaid
Claby About an Eighth of a Shiloh
Salma -- Straight Trippin' Boo
Warren Sapp -- Diva? What Diva?
Mindy McCready -- Armani'd Up for Jail Exchange
Nick Jonas: Life in the Fast Lane
Jack Loves Heather Like a Rock
Sienna's Scandalous Summer Pics Finally Pay Off
Another Major Jock Screwed by Mindy McCready!
Busta Rhymes -- All Aboard the Ho Train!
Jennifer Aniston Is Must See T&A
Demi & Ashton: As Boring As They Are Beautiful
Jeff Ross -- Dancing with Amnesia
Janet Jackson -- Backo in Action
Elly May from "Beverly Hillbillies": 'Memba Her?!
Elly May from "Beverly Hillbillies": 'Memba Her?!
Judge to Game: I'll Kill Funeral Fight Charges If...
In a Land Farr Farr Away from South Korea
Britney -- Sundae, Bloody Sundae
Glute Model Makes Big, Juicy Ass of Herself
Karina -- Pole Dancing with the Stars?
Bret Puts Brakes on "Rock" After Deadly Crash
Joey Pants -- Goonies Never Say ... Sequel?!