Articles - March, 2008

Dude ... Where's My Birthday?!?

John McCain, Who Am I?

"Idol" Kids -- Feudin' Like Cats and Dogs

Landlord to Brit: Pay Your Rent, Bitch!

That Card Is Not Big Enough for Adrian's Head

Amputees Follow Sandra Bullock

Barack's Secret to Success: Basketball?

Naomi Campbell - - The Bitch is Out!

Rapper Juvenile's Daughter Murdered

Lynne Spears -- Back for Britney ... and Starbucks

Hyde Valets Scam Alfonso ... or Vice Versa?

Hottest Videos -- Week of 2/24

"Dancing" Stars Take to the Streets

Peek-A-Boo!

Hef Wants the Olsen Twins

Christina Milian Sandwiched!

Penn -- "Dancing" Is a Comedy Black Hole

Lachey Toasted at the Gas Pump

Nothing Compares 2 Her

Sinead O'Connor: 'Memba Her?!

Larry King ... of Hip-Hop?

"SNL" Creating Sambo-Obama?

Amy's Cheeky New Injury

Brit's Bodyguard Will Run You Over

Steve Irwin's Dad: Croc You, Terri

Prince Harry: Back Because of Blabbers

J.Lo's Animated Baby Names

Spider-Man's Entrance Ends with Handcuffs

Mary-Kate Olsen -- The French Protection

Paris: From Posing to Poseur

T.R. Knight = Katherine Heigl's Bitch

Medical Center Making Britney House Call?

It's Code Fine at Britney's

For LiLo, It's Easy Leaving Green

A Week in the Thirty Mile Zone 2/24 - 3/1

TomKat Cuts Rug for Suri's B-day Bash

Pompeo Puts Fans in Check

Ricki Lake Eats Up ... Attention!

Wacko Jacko Pushes for Hillary

Gummi Bear Busted!

Perez Arrested? Close Enough!

Simon Says: Mine's Bigger than Ryan's!

Heath Ledger's Treasured Van Stolen

Ding, Ding! Three Fights Outside of One Club!

Brace Yourself: Diddy's Moving to L.A.

Buddha Belly, Meet Pork Belly

Brody Jenner: Pimpin' IS Easy

Van Halen Tour Unhinged

Cops: Cocaine Is Gummi's Drug of Choice

Checkmate -- The Game Is in Jail!

Rosie to Larry - Hang It Up, Already!

Tony Shills While Jess Chills

Matt Dillon Snaps at the Pint-Sized Pap

Game Won't Play With Rest of Cons in Pokey

Steve-O Popped for Allegedly Being a Jackass

Eww ... She's Contagious!

Heidi Montag's Stepbrother Dies in Accident

"Idol" Rejects Reject Golden Boy Archuleta

Kid Rock To Prosecutors: Batter Up!

Papa Joe: I Love Jessica, Tony ... Not So Much

Clean Sidewalk, Muddy Face

Strahan and Jared: Brothers From Another Mother

"Juno's" Janney -- The Next Tara Reid?

Pay for a Three Way With Scarlett

Britney and Heidi Sing Duet, World Nears End

Hillary to 'SNL' -- Don't Change a Thing!

Victoria Beckham's Target Practice

It Must Be Genetic!

Former Idol Contestants' 'Lofty' Demands

Kate Hudson: We're So Confused

Gwen: Real Housewife of Orange County

Nothing Says Ghetto Like ... Wine?

Drunks and Skanks Coming to a Stand Near You

Steve-O Goes Jihad On Neighbor

Scott Weiland Out of Rehab

TMZ to Ron Livingston: And You Are ... ???

Overmeyer Over Already?

Marion Cotillard -- Why We Hate the French

Gyllenspoon Bores It Up In NYC

Shut Your Pie Hole Cacee!

Pale Skin Confirmed. Pregnancy? No Way.

Would You Buy Clothes From This Man?

Daisy De La Hoya Cleans Up Family Image

Girl Interrupted, er, Engaged?

Amy Fisher's Lesson on True Evil

Amy's Email

Judge Orders XtraJet to Pay Up in Jacko Flight

Could This Get Any More Awkward?

Joan Rivers -- Open Wide and Blow

Hilton's Ex: Living The Simple Life

Driving Brit's Kids

Nip/Tucker

Country Chanteuse Tanya Tucker: 'Memba Her?!

Sprouse Manager Convicted of Molestation

Did "The West Wing" Predict the 2008 Election?

Paris' Guru -- Take Two

Angry Viewers Demand Gay Love

Mark Geragos -- A Rich Man, Maybe

Lowe on Swayze -- Get Shorty!

Petty Actress Charged With Petty Theft

Who's That Guy With Amy Adams, Anyway?

Van Halen Tour Is On Like Donkey Kong!

Britney Chaos, Take 7,241

Un-Realtor Pimps Out Tiger with Sales Pitch

Robert Loggia's Baroque'n Face

Boy Band Czar Cuts a Deal

Jess and Tony --- Not Going to the Chapel

Mayer Buys Paparazzi Love

No, That Is Not Demi Moore

Paris' Guru EXPOSED!

Jessica Plunks Down for Palms Place

Alfonso's Next Role: Con Man

Eating for Two ... Thetans

There's No Way in Hell Bai Wrote This

Carey Still Broken Harted?

"Idol" Hopeful's Boy Band Past -- It Blows!

Jess Runs Tony Into Heavy Blitz

"Idol" Punk-Boy's Shocking X-mas Rant!

Desperate. Party of Five, er, One

Former Queer Eye Star Goes Down. Under.

How the Eff Is a Lamborghini "Green"?

Paps Smash Up Lily Allen's Ride

K-Fed's Lawyer Carded at Villa!

Coolio Cooks Away Street Cred

The Hulk's Sexy Body Slam?

Supermodel Flies Off ... Not the Handle This Time

"Idol" Wannabe Goes Topless -- And Strips, Too?

Zac Efron? Sounds Like Toilet Cleaner to Me!

Spears -- Not Her -- Arraigned on Sex Charge

Lohan High on ... Life

Winehouse Trashed, Planet Saved

Dr. Frank Ryan Thinks We're All Idiots

McCready: Let Me Watch My F**ked Up Life!

Bud Bundy's B'Day -- 19 and Proud

Dannielynn Officially Declared Anna's Sole Heir

Conan O'Brien Heading to BET?!

The Queen Travels By Freight

Pras on Lauryn Hill: The Broad Is Crazy

Daniel Baldwin -- The New Dr. Phil?

Steve-O Steals from LAPD

Shanna Moakler's Piece of A**

Linda to Hulk: Stop Using Nick to Hurt Me!

Louis Gossett Jr. Is Still a Gentleman

Night Crawlers!

Robert De Niro Is a Brave, Brave Man

Jeremy Piven Needs to Get Laid

Eve -- I Don't Rob Cradles!

Promoter Up Sh*t Creek Without Kelly Contract

You Too Can Buy Lou Pearlman's Crap

Angie Not Showing Bump in the Night

TMZ to A.I. - We Can Name That Tune!

Green Has Jumped the Shark

Britney Teaches Kids "The Fish-Move"

Joey Pants -- You Want a Piece of Me? Buy It!

Heigl: WTF Is This "Grey's Anatomy" Mag?

Mena Suvari -- Silence Is Golden

"American Gladiator" Faces The Hyde Eliminator

Simon's Stabs at "Idol" Stripper -- Off-Camera!

"Hills" Chick Likes Bongs and Butt Sex?!

Reggie Bush Gets to Hit This

Fran Drescher's Tuesday Night Fever

This Guy Has Nothing to Smile About

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The Bitch is Back!

Lori Loughlin Walks Into a Paparazzi Nightmare

We Didn't Know Who You Were Before ...

The Skinny on Katie Price's Lingerie

Finally, The White Man Will Have His Day!

Renee Zellweger -- Clever Girl

Adnan Still Gettin' a Piece of Brit

Connect Four is the New Cristal

The Only Guy Who Hates Anna K's Calendar

Cher's Daughter -- Sonny's Side Up?

Cruz Beckham Fights Crime ... Before Bedtime

Must Be Nice to Have This Job

Regis Gets Nailed, Live!

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Jamie Spears: So What's the Deal With K-Fed?

"A.I." Contestant's "At-Risk" Past

"Millionaire Matchmaker" Is the New Heidi Fleiss

LiLo's Bodyguard Will Go Britney on Your A$$!

This Isn't Even a Crowd ... in China

Heidi and the Tots Conquer the Horde

David Hernandez: If You Could See Me Then

Chikezie Has Major Baggage in Past

Could've Been

Tiffany: 'Memba Her?!

Is Bravo High?

Battle of the Fame Whore Couples

Brit Hangs With the Kids -- Just Not Hers

Confirmed: Patrick Swayze Has Cancer

Angelina Shrouded in (Not-So) Secrecy

Bai Ling -- Yeah I Did That!

"Idol" or Drowning Daughter? Mom Chose "Idol"

Spies Inside "Idol" Rehearsal Spill It

Court to Brit's Daddy: Stick Around Pop!

Dr. Robert Rey Likes the Weekend Nightlife!

For Swayze, Show Goes On

De Niro to Fan: Talk to the Hand

Brit Bodymen Smack Paps Down

P!nk -- Gettin' Some On Stage

Jamie Lynn Is Seriously "Miss Guided"

Hilton: Hybrid Hypocrite?

Commish Doesn't Think Brit Nuttier than Ever

Barak & Condi Make Nice-Nice

Bar to Carly Smithson: Don't Come Back!

"Idol's" Hernandez' Almost-Pro Past

Billy Ray -- Miley Cut Off My Willie!

Goldie Hawn: I'll Have the Flapjacks!

Danny Noriega's Family Will F*** You Up

Kat Heigl: Won't Go Nude for Fur Just Yet

"Idol" Record Execs: We're Into the Guys!

She Made it After All

Record Execs: Screw the "Idol" Chicks!

David Archuleta Gets Schooled

"Sexy Red Wine" Makes Bai Feel So Fine

That Lohan Reality Thing: Episode One

Barron Hilton Charged with DUI

Brit's Dad Pays Himself -- Out of Her Money!

Mary Tyler Moore: 'Memba Her?!

Gummi Charged with Heroin and DUI

Judge to Joe: Rock, Meet Hard Place

Hilary Gets Hung Up by Hacks

Ya Think She's Pregnant?!

Kat Von D -- Hey "Miami," You're Finished

Danny & David: Scandal? What Scandal?!

There's a Baby in There?!

Amy Winehouse: What's My Story?

Thanks for Ruining "Apprentice," Omarosa!!!

Guess the Tacky Tat!

It's Joey Buttafuoco!

Michael Rapaport Can't Sing for S**t

His Baby's Adorable, Fairplay ... Not So Much

Det. Munch to Starlets -- I'll Lock You Up!

Bandarazzi Triumph Over Kevin Connolly

Bridget Moynahan: Baby Got Back

LiLo's Lil' Fan -- She's So, Like, Sober!

Christina Milian Closes Mr. Chow

Ashlee -- I Wasn't Wasted!

"Lost" Diary -- Another Woman

"Idol" Rehearsals: No TMZ Allowed!

Lisa Marie -- I'm Preggers, Not Fat!

Gummi Bear Out of Jail Hibernation

Foot Fungus for Mayer?

"Idol" Michael Johns: Big Ballin'

Adrian Grenier -- Pap for a Day

Melissa Etheridge Goes Diving

Brit to Lawyers: Dang, Stop Dinging Me With Fees

Pocahotmess Spotted in WeHo

Karma's a Multi-Million Dollar Bitch for Tom Arnold

Paris -- Back to Polluting the Earth

"Idol" Finalist Fires Blanks

"A.I." Secrets -- More From Our Mole

Britney Screwed Every Which Way

J.Lo to People: Don't Call Me Dat!!

Hanks -- 'Memba the Good Ol', Non-TMZ Days?

Hernandez Works Hard (and Wide) for the Money

Sheryl Crow: You Want Me to do What?!

"Idol" Top 12 Say See Ya Later, Losers

To Be Blunt -- You Effed Me

O.J. Won't Be a Felon Till Sept., Earliest

Mike Tyson -- Blowin' Up!

Life After "AfterMASH"

Klinger from "M*A*S*H": 'Memba Him?!

"Idol" Johns Ditched College, Last Name

What's the Matter -- Jenny Craig Got Ya Tongue?

Katie Rees -- Being Sexy Won't Get Her Off

David Archuleta -- Pap-Struck?

Em's Old Producers: Pay Us, Bitch!

Kristen Bell Goes on a (Fender) Bender

Songs That Made David Hernandez Go Nuts!

Hottest Videos -- Week of 3/2

Hollywood Is So Intoxicating!

Pete -- Us? Pregnant? Absolutely, Kinda.

Steel Panther -- Guitar Heroes and Karaoke Clunkers

"Idol" Wannabes Play TMZ Dodgeball

Eva Longoria's Grand Opening

Heath's Will Uncovered

Buy One Benji, Get Paris for Free

Mrs. Dan Aykroyd

Donna Dixon of "Bosom Buddies": 'Memba Her?!

Does Britney Have a Stalker?

WTF Is Peter Fonda Talking About?

Go With the Lord, Michelle

Heidi's Got the Hills to Pay the Bills

Michelle Can't Look to Daddy for $$$

Greasy Gets Firecrotched!

Adnan Can Only See Britney on His Phone

Even the People in Hillary's Ads Don't Like Her

Don't Worry, Matilda Will Be "Taken Care Of"

So, Britney Spears Walks into a Bar...

Horton Hears an Abortion Protest

A Week in the Thirty Mile Zone 3/2 - 3/8

Flippin' Out!

Clooney -- I'm Gay, Gay, Not Gay, Gay, Gay!

Stripping Is Something Simon Doesn't Judge

Cupid Ain't What He Used to Be

"Big Brother" Keeps Churning Out the Idiots

Suicide Call to Heather Locklear's House Bogus

What's Behind the Heather 911 Call

Courtney Still Has Identity -- As for Her Mind ...

Jessica - "No Way" She's Bunking with Troops

Heather Is Fine, Thanks for Asking

Eight is Enough for The Game

Last Time We Met ... Heather Was Happy

Firm Claims Employee Screwed Them at Sundance

My Name is Lindsay, and I'm Going Poor Quick

Gwen Stefani -- Purrrrfectly Pregnant

Tom to Becks: Mine's Bigger & Better

K-Fed's a Sharp Dressed Man in Court

Britney/Shakespeare -- Kill Lawyers

It's America's Next Top Model - Eva Pigford!

T.R. Knight Hangs with His Bitches

"Idol" Top Twelve Hit the Pavement

Courtney Love to TMZ -- You're Bats**t!

Fame Doesn't Pay

Matt Dillon -- Code Name Joe

Mel B's Man: The Crotch Blocker

Not Everybody Loves Belly Buttons

Jenna Jameson Retires Her Leather

Brit Wants K-Fed to Pull His Load (insert joke)

Really?! That's What We Asked David Spade?!

Brother Bear Growls at TMZ

Brooke to Hulk's Hookup -- Shut Yer Trap!

This Used to Date Brad Pitt?

Catwoman Stuffs Her Hole

Erika Christensen's Nip Slip Dilemma

Sierra Wants To Be Goin' Back to Cali Rehab

Commish to Brit - I'll Get Back to You on That

Heather's Shrink Called 911

Homeless Wins Big in Street Fight

New "Idol" Stage: Go Big Or Go Home!

Oh My Goth! Look at That Baby Bump!

The Devil Wore Ferragamo

Fairplay and Boogie's Next Project: Shmucks

Chippendales Do More Than Dance

Dannielynn -- She Wears the (Short) Pants

Captain Picard Can Predict the Future

Britney's About to "Meet My Mother"

TMZ TV - David Cook's Guitar

Francis to Face Florida -- Finally!

Pap to Douglas: Get Back to Baby Making!

Juvenile a No Show at Daughter's Funeral

Sanjaya -- Media Hora

The Weather Started Getting Rough ...

Mary Ann from "Gilligan's Island": 'Memba Her?!

"A.I." Johns to Ladies: What's Your Sign, Baby?

Lee's Majorly Hot Wife

Did 'Top Model' Troop Trash Tribeca Loft?

Screw AAA, Call in the Paparazzi!

Britney: Don't Leave Home Without It!

Paula Hasn't Sniffed Out TMZ ... Yet

BlackBerry Endorsing Barack?

Madonna -- You're Damn Right It's About Time!

TMZ Rubs Salt in P!nk's Wounds

Justin -- Brit's Just a "Madonna Wannabe"

Ali Lohan: LiLo in Training?

Ya That's Brit -- But is That Guy on the Roof?!?

Carnie Wilson's Big Comeback

Jim Carrey -- TMZ is the S**t!

Jenna Jameson Wants a Bastard

Snake Rattled, But Rolls Out of Rehab

Jermaine Parties as Janet Gasps for Air

Francis -- Finally Finished with Florida?

Has Latifah Seen Jenny Lately?

Angelyne: Paris Hilton in 10 Years

Shia LaBeouf is One Speedy MoFo!

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The Boys in the Band

Kid Rock: Make Waffles, Not War

The Jonas Brothers: 'Memba When?!

Mary Ann -- More Like Mary Jane!!

Daddy Lohan Has No Grip on Reality

Brit Leaves Paps Hanging While Lilo Trains Ali

Gene Simmons is One Lucky S.O.B.

Man with Rifle Arrested at Kate Hudson's House

Janet Feels Too Nasty for "SNL"

Courteney Cox Arquette Looks Terrible

Kate Hudson Gun Scare -- Stupid Filmmakers!

Look Out, Kelly -- Kathie Lee Is Comin' for Ya!

Shocker -- Winehouse Hard Up for Cab Fare

'Top Model' Gets Deneezied From Snoop's Bash

Meat Loaf's Paradise by the Photog Light

Pat O'Brien Out of Rehab - Into Junk Food

Chikezie Got an "Idol" Re-Do In the Airport!

Rock Me Amadeus

Tom Hulce from "Amadeus": 'Memba Him?!

Ivanka -- Wax Manicure? I'm Not Even IN Wax!

Probs on "A.I." Set -- Release the Contestants!

Simon: Do You Wanna Know A Secret -- You Suck!

One Cook Too Many in "A.I." Kitchen

Britney Gets into the Skin Trade

Joe -- Hoofin' It Out of Hot'lanta!

Simon: Stripping is Hernandez's Salvation?

De Niro Beats Cancer ... Lawsuit

"Idol" Loser's Former Band: We've Moved On!

Mariah Replaces Janet on "SNL"

"Idol" Wannabeen Says Ciao to Poverty

Chikezie Is Jesus' Homeboy

Britney Green Lit By TV Cast; Shunned by Alicia

We Don't Need Another "Guitar Hero"

Courteney Cox Arquette and That Guy

"A.I.'s" Cook's Biggest Competition: Wieners?!

Ring the Alarm! Medics Sent to Beyonce's Trailer

Adnan Gets in With the Britney Survival Pack

Francis -- Free from Florida!

Greasy Booted from Fashion Week

Don't Say Her Name Three Times!

Chikezie 9/11 Plus 16 -- Unforgettable

The Snapple Lady Lives!

Angelina -- Baby on Board

Spade Nixes Locklear for "New Bride"

Did David Cook Rip-Off "Eleanor Rigby"?

Ginger and Mary Ann -- Shipwrecked

"The (Not Yet a) Man Show"

Landlord to "Top Model" -- Strut into Court!

It Wasn't Mary Ann's Mary Jane!

Laker Boxed Out Again?

Lawyers Put the CON in Connery

Someone Get Goldie a Brush!

Billie Jean: Not My Lover, Just a Trespasser!

Brady Faces Offensive Pap Interference

Nick Bollea's Horrific Crash Photos Released

Heather 911 Call -- Dr. Fears Suicide

The Dirt on Ashley

Jamie Lynn - Raisin' Baby in La., Not L.A.

Francis -- And The Food Sucked, Too!

Navarro Wants Pap to Get Nekkid

What a Waste of $40,000!

Kristy Lee Cook: Too Hot to Send Home?!

The Little Girl from "Growing Pains": Memba Her?!

"Idol" Ramiele's Kryptonite?

Shanna Moakler: Hoochie Hypocrite

Aretha in Foreclosure? Show Some R.E.S.P.E.C.T.!

Neverland? Never Better!

That's So Ridiculous!

David Hernandez: No Hard Feelings, TMZ!

There's Nothing Like Paris

Pap to Ben: Can I Interest You in a Two-Bedroom?

Kristy Lee Cook: Home Run on Prom Night?

Miley's Achy Break From Daddy

Brit's Tats Disappearing Faster Than Her Career

Heather Doctor -- Why He Feared Suicide

Redirect Michael Johns

Jason Castro: Ditches Orphans for "Idol"?

Judd Nelson Celebrates Mustache March

Record Execs Think Hernandez Still Muy Caliente!

Eve Freaks Out on Driver

Steve-O Hospitalized, Charged with Felony

Stripped of Justice

Crow Catty with Tatty Fan

P-Rod Gives Mencia a Sidewalk Bashing

Joe's Eyebrows Gone Wild!

Break Out the Violins

Britney - More "Mother"-ing To Come?

"Lost" Diary -- Ji Yeon

Brit's Paptoy in Therapy?

Hot Parents Make Nice

Hernandez: From "Idol" Lockdown to Chow Down

Mel B's Scary Angle

Hogans Told To Stay the H*** Away

Rock Tells P.I. Pellicano -- B***h Set Me Up!

Makeup Is Your Friend

Keanu's LAXcellent Adventure

Deli Workers Have Beef With Dems

Stop in the Name of Ugg!

Steve-O Is Outta His Freakin' Mind

Brit's Toxic Behavior Cooling Down

Ashley Olsen Has a Moment

Paris Caught in Video Gang Bang

What's Between Kristy Lee Cook's Legs?

Did Arnold Burn Victims with Illness?

"Lost" Love Reunited?

Zapped!

Britney Spears -- Taco Muncher

The Heather from "Fall Guy": 'Memba Her?!

Lori Loughlin: Heidi Klum Be Damned!

Who the Hell is That?

Doctors Cleared Of Wrongdoing in Ritter Death

Rihanna's Continental Irony

Dita Sues -- You Better Pay Her for Taking It Off!

Pam's Ex Rollin' in "Hush Money?"

Beary Hot Mess

Oily Matriarch

Kelly LeBrock Gets Double Teamed

Massive Firing -- You Can't Do Dat to Brit!

The Game's Alleged Victim Blasts Back with Suit

Britney Blows Her Allowance

Hey Nicky, You Anorexic?

Hottest Videos -- Week of 3/9

Paris Not Hoeing It With Benji

I Wear My Sunglasses at Night So I Can ...

Brandon Davis is a "Scumbag"

Which One Are You Again?

Scott Storch -- Going Broke?

Uma in Pop Pap: Vol. 1

Kristy Lee Cook's Twang Out in Dallas

China Fears Harry Connick Jr.

The "Real" Stars in Hollywood

Girl Scouts Leave Mary Ann Stranded

Nicky Hilton Almost Eats Knuckle Sandwich

Fat Joe Smacks Lindsay Lohan

Tanya Tucker: On Kristy Lee Cook's Side

Nicole Richie Busts Out of Hiding

"Idol's" Castro Asked the Dreaded Question

Simon Cowell Worships False Idol

Bob Barker Bursts an Elephant-Filled Bubble

Wrestler Jeff Hardy's House Burned to the Ground

A Week in the Thirty Mile Zone 3/9 - 3/15

Blood, Tears and Weaves

Madonna -- Ditching London?

Nicky Hilton Kicks Greasy When He's Down

Hardy House Fire Ruled "Undetermined"

Dennis Quaid -- Hospitals are Killing Us

Which Screwup is Worse: Quaid or Britney?

Crazies Come Out to Boycott Other Crazies

Brit to Sam -- Have a Bitchin' Spring

Mel Befriends Britney

J.Lo and Marc Anthony's Post Preggo Premiere

Dennis Quaid: "There Was Blood Everywhere"

New Graves in Manson Case -- Can You Dig It?

Halle to Newborn -- Hey Girl!

LiLo -- I Ditched the Demons, For Real

Mariah Calls Out Pap Bulls**t

Heather Wins by a Leg

ABBA Drummer Found Dead

Maria Shriver's HUGE Payday for Doing Nothin'

Lindsay to Paris -- You Skanked Up the Place

Rapper DMX: Obama Who?!

2Pac's Shooting: Diddy Didn't Do It

Is That a Missile Between Their Legs?

Miley -- I'm Not Frickin' Britney Spears!

Thomas Jane Popped for DUI

Paris Steals Mom's Birthday Spotlight

Maria to NBC -- Keep Your $200k

Jennifer Aniston: What an Ass!

Lindsay: No Pics, No Alcohol, Only Clothes!

McDermott's Ride Sideswiped -- "That Sucks!"

Wentworth Miller is Huge with the Jews

Kaplan Scores -- Brit Must Pay Up

Kristy Lee Cook: A Drinkin' Son of a Gun?

Becks' New Tat: Say What?

Cuthbert Goes Humping Around

Brit's Lawyers -- Oh the Irony!

Kim K's Rear Sticks Out in Traffic -- Gets Bumped

Pete Wentz: Fierce Hot Tranny Mess!

Militia -- Serving Bachelorettes Since 2003

Molly Shannon Pimps Out Her Kids

Name That HOT Butt!

The Grind

Eric from the First "Real World": 'Memba Him?!

A Cyrus By Any Other Name

Patrick Swayze: Ultra Kool

Danny Noriega: Big Time Cruiser

Brit's Dad Selling Her Rides From Under Her

Diane Keaton's High Risk Behavior

Johns Sings in Studio, Flails in Celeb Gym

Ice Cube's Bud Knocked the F**k Back

Madonna & Guy Are Not Divorcing, Bitches!

Anna Nicole Inquest -- Daniel Did Drugs

Uncle Brucey Gives Good Gift!

Katie Holmes Survives the Swarm

LAX is Hot Again

Mariah -- You Think I'm a "Ditzy Moron"?

Will Smith -- I Am (Not) Scientologist!

Did He Just Say That?!?

"English Patient" Director Mysteriously Dies

Heather Has $$$ -- Allred Has Heather

Sex in Kristin's City

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OMG! What is Wrong With Her Face?!?!

Brady Sacked by Baby Drama

P!nk To the Rescue!

Heather Mills Makes a Splash in Court

Trump Flaunts Teen for Vodka Party?

Hulk Gives Paps the (Ringless) Finger

Caan Will Knock You the F**k Out!

Ryan Phillippe Needs to Relax

Isn't it Ironic?!

Nothing Says Love Like Fresh Ink and a Needle

Nevermind the Bullock

"Boy Meets World" Star Sobs, Gets Off

Woo Hah! Judge's Got Busta All in Check!

Judge to Heather -- Those Pants on Fire?

Mary Tyler Moore: VIP at LAX

Play Porn Detective -- Is Dat Kristin?

Gary to Garner: My Bad!

Elvis' Granddaughter Gives Big Hunk 'O Nothin'

Neverland Animals Deserted in Desert

Hamilton's Got Kids in Every Port

Trump Spreads Fertilizer in Vodka Scandal

Monroe of "Too Close for Comfort": 'Memba Him?!

Miley Disses "American Idol"

"Idols" Go Diva Once They Get Home

Cheryl Burke -- "Dancing" Tool?

Spitzer Girl's "Wild" 18th B-Day Caught on Vid!

Shia LaBeouf -- Wanted Man!

What's Eating Amy?

Kristin Davis, B/F, B/F's Friend -- Bad Three-Way

Stern Says He Never Gave Daniel Drugs

Simon to Idols: Don't Let Me Down!

TMZ Mole is Dancing with the Stars!

Jackson Dead Serious About Neverland

GOPeePee Party

Sick of Them Yet?

Heath's Family Fights Over Actor's Money

Britney Returns to Mel-ibu

Audrina's Hills Are ALIVE!

Seal to Paps -- You're Scum

Brit's Psych Ward -- No Cells, No Laptops!

Not Best in Show

Verne Troyer -- This Is How He Rolls!

Alba: Her Fetus Is Not the Only Thing Growing

Rumer Willis Gets No "Idol" Love

Kristin Davis Sex Pics -- Ex-BF Sold Her Out!

Madge & Guy Keep It Together

Kristin Sex Pics: Ex-BF Sold Her Out!

"Idol" Voters: What You See, Not What You Get

Ashley Dupre Gone "Wild" -- Legal or Jailbait?

Shue, OMG, Shue!

Rep Denies Steamy "Dancing" Affair

Tara Reid Lands Back on Earth

Miley In Danger of Becoming the Next Lohan?

Ed McMahon Alive, Bent Outta Shape

Nicky Disses Only Fan

Shia's Attorney to Judge: Smoke This!

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Jeff Archuleta -- Stage Dad From Hell

Dawson Under Scientology's Spell?

Billy from "Melrose Place": 'Memba Him?!

Apple's Mom Busts a New Do

Eric Nies: What the F%$& Happened to You?!

The Ghost of CoCo's Future

MacLaine Drops the F-Bomb

Dave Navarro Does TMZ "A Solid"

Hang With Obama - In Bed!

Reba McEntire Gets Royally Bum Rushed

Ethan Embry to Marred Model -- Deal!

Someone's Pimping Britney's Ride

Suicide at Mel's Place

Backstreet to Brit: Quit Playin' Games!

Ashley Dupre - Even Wilder Than "Wild"

Joe Francis -- Another Day at the Office

Brokefoot Mountain?

Jason Wahler Is a Big Ol' Liar!

Kim, Samantha, and Fonzie - Style BFFs?

Audrina: No Clothes, No Problem!

Sweeney Todd Visits the Barbershop

Kim K. Boo-Hoos Over Banged-Up Bentley

Shia: Smokey the Parking Bandit

Who Nose About Ashley Tisdale

Mel Feels Awful About Man's Suicide

Hannah Montana's Bag Pumped With Lead?

Beach Boys -- Wouldn't It Be Nice to Settle Lawsuit

TMZ in the Dogg House

"Bachelor" Pumps Up!

Apollonia's Granny Glasses

No Homicide in Death of Anna Nicole's Son

Taylor's "Dancing" Partner's Near Nip Slip

My Bloody Valentine

Nick from "Family Ties": 'Memba Him?!

Did Priscilla Presley Screw the Pooch?

How Low Can LiLo's Ex Go? Sex Tape Scandal

Disney Ruining the World?

Brooke Hogan Realizes Her Mother is Her Mother

What Made the Hoff Cry on Idol

Suicide Victim on Mel's Property in Movie Biz

Miley Goes for a Waxing

"Bachelor" Went Bali Hai, NOT Baghdad

Crotch Busted For Vanessa Hudgens

Little "Idol" on the Prairie

Carmen, Will You Sign My Abs?!

Cedars Fined Over Quaid Twin Screw-Up

Michelle Williams Tried to Save Heath's Life

"Bachelor" On Hunt For Human Remains

"Lost" Diary -- Meet Kevin Johnson

Paris Finally Saves the African Kids?

Liz Taylor Cruises in West Hollywood

Rourke to Officer: You're Too Fat To Be a Cop!

Rapper Paperboy Delivered to Jail

Kimora to Bling Out Best Friend?

Matt Hardy: I Feared Jeff was Burning to Death

Dr. Phil Says He Oinked Out

Mannequin War!

Tom & Tony -- Who Wears the Biggest Skirt?

Clemens' Ex-Trainer Grand Slams into Bus

Nikki Sixx & Kat Von D: Love Inks!

Katie Holmes: Rescue Me!

Yep, Disney's Going to Ruin The World

It Wasn't Lindsay -- We're Blown Away

If Looks Could Kill

Bobby Brown Needs a Loan -- For $20 Bucks

Other Kardashian Gettin' Naked?

Gerard Butler -- He's No Anti-Dentite

CoCo's B-Day Was One Classy Affair

Dylan McDermott in Awkward Position

Lauren Conrad: Magazine Headline is Bulls***!

Burke Won't Open Her Trap On Drew

Hey Brandy, Ignorance of the Lawn is No Excuse!

Nicole Kidman at Five Months Preggers -- Really?

Richard Grieco: 'Memba Him?!

Audrina's Nude Pics: Naughty, a Nice Career Move

Hey Simon, Is Ryan Gay?!

Rick to Pam -- I Got Your Fraud Right Here!

Drescher No Match for David Spade

Hey LC! Try Not To Bite the Hand That Feeds You!

"Big Bro" Didn't Want Him, TMZ Still Does

Hottest Videos -- Week of 3/16

Sports Starz

David Silver Coming Back to 90210?

Oh Daddy!

B.J. From "B.J. and the Bear": 'Memba Him?!

Ryan - I Never Boinked Britney!

Brad and Angie: Globalicious

Mike Epps Hit With Paternity Suit

Brit Brit: The Cure for Global Warming?

Vegas to K-Fed: Happy B-Day, Now Shut Up!

Dupre and GGW: A Match Made in "Wild" Heaven

Brit Sings in Church? Get the Flock Outta Here!

Wife-Beatin' Bishop to Preach on Easter

Everything Is Better With a Little Gummi

Kid Rock Allegedly Punchy With His Fans

Amanda Overmyer Is THAT Famous?

Girls Will Be Girls

K-Fed Blows Brit's Cash at Craps?

Mannequin War!

Heath Ledger: Broker Than a Joker?

Orlando and Miranda Play Tonsil Hockey

Tejano Star Emilio Navaira Critical After Crash

Martin Gets a Mouthful

Denise Makes Charlie Sheen Disappear

Take a Bite of Kristy Lee!

Hudgens Recipe for Success: Ignore Fans

Barf the Bunny

Spygate 2: Bill Beli-check's Out Some Booty

Those Bitches Make Six Figures?!

Wow! Nice Shiner!

Tom Arnold: I Didn't Burn Burn Victims!

Corinne Bailey Rae's Husband Found Dead

Paris Skanks It Up in South Africa

Cojo's Gender Confuses Photog

What the Hell Are the Jacksons Doing Now?!

The Diva's Diva Glams Up Villa

Lindsay's Grandma Injured in Car Wreck

It's Britney, Beach!

Oprah Pals -- Oh-Fer for Obama?

For Pam, Malibu's a Real Small Place

"Idol's" David Hernandez Wants to Be "Rent" Boy

The Donald: Hands Off My Crown!

Bayside Principal Disciplines Naughty Schoolgirl

Jodie Foster's Wet T-Shirt Contest

Jessica Alba Has Emotion Chip Installed

Drew Lachey: A Spring Affair?

Joe Francis Gets Raw with Blonde Threesome

Soleil Moon's Scary Sunday

Kristin Davis Blows Through LAX

Miley Cyrus: Kiss My Sass!

Johnny Knoxville, Single Jackass

Ben Stein: "Idol" Makes Me Puke!

Gavin DeGraw Loves the Bitches!

Priscilla Presley Victim of Cosmetic Scam

Larry David: Burgle My Enthusiasm

The Atkins Diet

Kate and Kid -- Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

A Harey Bush

Mary J. Blige Works Her Thing Out

Chace Chasin' Chasez?

Bette Midler and Daughter Do a Double Take

Motorcycle Cop Rescues Spade from Locklear

Gary Busey: I'm With Stupid

Crash Victim to Hogans: You're Responsible

Velvet Revolver: Gravedancing?

Denise & Heather Make It Work?

The Guy in "Blue Lagoon": 'Memba Him?!

Gimme Gimme Mary Tyler Moore!

Court to Brit Wannabe: Your Claim's Bogus!

LiLo's Ex-Bodyguard Wants Cut of Dina's E! Coin

Pam and Rick Are Officially History

Kevin Arnold Is No David Beckham

DJ AM Lays Down Some Fat Tracks

Diddy Settles Party Punch-Out Lawsuit

Denise: I Want My Name Back Bitch!

George Clooney is NOT a Fashion Plate

Marleys Get Up, Stand Up to Weinsteins

Hernandez -- New York Has Paps, Too?

Miley Cyrus One Step Closer to Being Miley Cyrus

Britney on "HIMYM" -- It Wasn't ALL Bad

Priscilla Presley Victim of Phony Cosmetic Doc

Four More Girls Take Francis to Court -- redirect

Michelle's Dad to Heath's Dad: Spill It!

Brit -- You Can't Stand Under My Umbrella!

Sandler Pal Popped for Pap Fight

Pumpkins to Virgin -- You Sold Us Out!

Hough Dances Circles Around TMZ

Ryan Reynolds: Baggage Bitch

Paps Bitch Out Amanda Bynes

Demi's Hairless Cub

Shirley MacLaine: Out (of Breath) on a Limb

Brinkley Treats Her Parents Like Bad Dogs

John Mayer: Help Me, Steve Jobs!!

Javier and Penelope: No Country for Just Friends

Coke Fiend Brit Back in Studio?

Debra is One Hot Messing

Paging Siegfried & Roy!

Do I Look Like I Need Botox?!

More of Magic to Love

The Emancipizza of Mimi

Hey Leno, How's This for "Gayest Look"?!

Eastwood Too Hot to Foxtrot

Wendy W. to Employee -- Better F*** My Hubby!

She Lives on the Second Floor

Does the World Need Another Jonas Brother?!

Wendy's Accuser Had a Real Busy Month of Men

Greasy Bear = Stinky Bear?

Priscilla's Doc BS'd Star after Star

Suzanne Vega: 'Memba Her?!

Heath Worth a Heck of A Lot More Than $145k

Song Preview: You "Idols" Were Born When?!

Heath Worth a Helluva Lot More Than $145K

Warner to Josiah -- Lived in a Ford Lately?

Bar-B-Que Sauce!!!

Get Out! Barack Related to Pitt -- Hillary to Angie

Jimmy Fallon's Having a Baby

Nate Dogg Pleads Guilty To Trespass and Battery

Famous Chef Invincible to Veggies ... and Bullets!

Heather Wants More -- $50 Million Not Enough!

Big Bad Bruce Threatens Tiny Pap

Ex-Yank Leyritz Sued for Wrongful Death

No Hasidic Jews in Arizona?!

Yes, Someone Actually Thinks This is Hot

Songwriter to Kanye -- You Jacked My "Good Life"!

Hillarina Pobama - Those Genes Are Tight!

Team Britney Attacks K-Fed's Lawyer

Diddy-Tupac Shooting Story -- All a Big Hoax?

Cops Catch Pap With Concrete Evidence

"American Idol" Is Plagued -- with the Flu!

UFC Brawler Wants TMZ as Punching Bag

Archuleta Gets DUI -- Daddy Under the Influence

From Nobody to Pussycat Skank in a Flash

Bloated Brandon Breaks a Sweat

Chris Brown -- Rihanna's Fella, Ella, Ella?

Richie Off the Wagon -- Popped For DUI

Papa Was a Rolling Stone

Nothing Compares to Do (Rag)

Fawcett and O'Neal's Son Still Free ... for Now

"Dancing With The Stars" Dances With Truth

PETA to Aretha: Lose the Fur, Keep Your House

Tara Reid Shuts Her American Pie-Hole

Hobbits for Hillary!

Cowboy Willie Nelson Stands Up For Cows

Mrs. Mrs. Doubtfire Files For Divorce

Bird Lady

Guess Whose Celebuspawn This Is!

Jason Taylor -- My Partner is No Sneak

Sambora's Daughter in the Car During DUI

Hoffman Has Obama on Speed Dial

Tippi Hedren from "The Birds": 'Memba Her?!

Betty White Doesn't Need No Botox!

Movies, Sushi, and A**holes - Coming Soon!

"Dancing With Stars" Dances with Truth

Clark Gable's Spawn Hanging with Ron Jeremy?!

Diddy to L.A. Times: Told Ya So!!!

Nothing Jovi-al For Richie -- Popped for DUI

Sambora Could Be Charged with Endangering Kid

Thomas Jane's Post-DUI Debut

Kimora and Russell Divorcing ... Again?

"Idol" Gets Fierce!

Dita Gets What Dita Wants!

Really? That's What We Asked Jeremy Piven?

Anna Nicole - Snooped on Like Obama?

Ashley Put the Dupe in Dupre

"Dancing" Stars: Samba-dy's Lyin'!

T.I. To Bring Out A Guilty Plea

He Finally Got the Break He Deserved

Audrina Asked the Dreaded Question

Joey: If Chace Is Chasin' JC, Ain't Gonna Happen

Robin Has Heart Attack On His Shirt

Britney Resurrects the Stained Blue Dress

Oh Ma God! Remy Guilty on Four Counts

Gloria Allred Fights the Good (Nipple) Fight

Alba: Dark (and Dour) Angel

Busch Busted -- Lit on Natty Light

Oprah -- Gayle's $$ugar Mama?

Life After "Idol" Is a Rocky Road

That's a Whole Lotta Jack

Audrina Patridge Hides Her Hills

Jerry's Kids

Oprah Buys Gayle a Maxi Pad?

What the Heck Happened to Your Face?!

Hoff's Spring Breakdown

Jerry Lee Lewis: 'Memba Him?!

Dr. Jiffy Lube on ICE

T.I. Pleads Guilty -- Going to the Slammer

Out with the Old, In with the New ... Girlfriend

Busta Rhymes Loses Serious Street Cred

Heath's Will -- No Joke

Tom Arnold's Got No Game!

Guess Who's Getting Hammered - By a Wave!

That Ain't Zac Efron!

Danny Noriega -- "Idol" Is a Drag

Hernandez to Guarini -- Now What?

Tom Arnold Shacked Up With Randy and Paula?!

Allred Goes Tit-for-Tat with the TSA

Hiro's Got Our Backs

Damn! The Press in Turkey Are MEAN!

Mickey & Britney: Separated By a Weave

Poison's Rikki Rockett Arrested on Rape Warrant -- redirect

Paris -- I Am SO a Role Model for Girls!

"Dancing" Pro: WTF Happened to Priscilla's Face?!

Poison's Rikki Rockett Arrested on Rape Warrant

Man Stabbed in Hollywood Club Ruckus

Creep Alert -- Hulk's Date Is Brooke-alike

John Mayer -- Vin Numb-Scully

Romeo Picks a Winner - And It's Not Dad's Team

Quaid to Cedars: Shape Up or I'll Sue! -- redirect

Richard Simmons' Fuzz Plugs?

Ivana's Spat With Fiance-- She Wanted Him OUT!

Miley's New Cross to Bear -- the Paparazzi!

Corinne Bailey Rae Mourns Husband's Death

Obama -- Brad's the Hot One in the Family

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da

Hey Gloria, a Nipple IS a Weapon!

Kenan Thompson -- Smoke It If You Got It!

Papa, Can You Hide Me?

Dane Cook is Hack-tastic

'Titanic' Star Sinks Audrina's Publicity Stunt

Heather Doc Fears Suicide, Name Drops

Corky from "Life Goes On": 'Memba Him?!

Jenna Puts the Ass in Crass

We Are Family?!

Robin Williams -- Shirt Happens

Guess Whose Celebuspawn This Is!

Danny Noriega and Ross: Karaoke Nightmare!

Woman Claims Rockett Raped Her At Miss. Casino

No Public Affair for Papa Joe

Baby Got Saggy Back!

Kanye's Rollin' in Hundred Dolla Bills

WWE Puts the Squeeze on Man Nipples

Shake, Rattle and Rape?

TSA: We're Sorry About the Whole Nipple Thing

TV Doc to NBC: Gimme My Money, STAT!!!

Hottest Videos -- Week of 3/23

Axl's Appetite for Coke, Er, Pepper

Madonna -- Leave Britney Alone!

"Bachelor" on the Lido Deck!

George Clooney Is Finger Lickin' Good

Parents Slam J.Lo Over Posh Nursery

Personal Problems + ABC = Pink Slip!

Mike Bibby: Waah! Gimme Back My Ride! Waaah!

Richie Sambora May Nip DUI in the Bud -- Get It?

Former Pro Basketballer Arrested for Traveling

Nicole Kidman -- Meet Hot Pit

So You Wonder Why They Call it Rap?

K-Fed and Jayden on Track

Caught Ya ... Green Fingered!

Bachelor Screws Contestants: Defrauds Them Too

Destiny's Child Bitch Fight

Audrina's Skanky Coverup

J.Lo to Jenny Craig - Follow My Lead, Bitch

Clancy's Home Under Clear and Present Danger

Do We Love Old Stars? It Depends

Say Wha? Brangelina Wed?

Mary Carey -- Busting Out!

T.I. Teaches Kids Thuggery 101

Um, Dude -- Your Fly's Down

Courtney Loses Kurt, Mind -- But No $$$

Tone Loc is a Funky Cold Cheap Bastard

Lara Flynn Boyle Is Lookin' Swell

Lachey Wishes He Was an Invisible Man

Brangelina Wedding Rumors: Who Gives a S**t?

Obama Strikes Out With Voters

LiLo: Dye Another Day

Top of the Morning!

Did Heath Have a Love Child?

JC Sets the Record Straight, Pun Intended

Is There a Levert Curse? Sean Dies While In Jail

Hell to Freeze Over Later Today

Gabrielle Union Dimmer than a Dim Sum

Piazza -- Lookin' For Work in All the Wrong Places

Nicholson Gets it Up

Dude! You Don't Pee On the Dance Floor!!

Is That You John Q?

Simon Loves His Heinies

Daniel's Death Officially Ruled Accidental

WWE Fans Injured -- Call in the Undertaker!

Audrina: In Case You Missed Me ...

Rock of Love

Lohan's Blonde Ambition Bar Tour

Paris Eats Pavement in Prague -- Big Time!

Jake a Fake?

Star Jones is Cruisin' -- Hubby Ain't

"Queer" Gene Discovered?

Piven Tempts Parking Enforcement Fate

Gefilte Fish with a Side of Larry King

Guess Whose Celebuspawn This Is!

Leinart to Skeezer: Suck This, Baby

Life's a Bitch for Miley Cyrus

You're on in Five, Ms. Ross

Jessica Hospitalized -- Condition, Pissy

Mr. Fantastic's Wife: Simon Likes Trannies!