Farrah Abraham Sex Tape

Farrah Abraham's not just a one-woman porno act ... she's the answer to every couples' butt problems because she's a natural, or so she's proudly declaring.

Farrah's rear is all the buzz leading up to Halloween when she'll do a solo anal show for online camming site, CamSoda. We got her at LAX and she said her audience isn't just lonely dudes, it's a lot of couples looking for instruction and/or inspiration.

Most people tend to use the front door when it comes to tricks or treats on Halloween, but Farrah Abraham's going around the back.

Farrah's signed on for another live porn show for CamSoda the day before Halloween but with a literal twist ... she'll be performing anal ... with a toy.

Her last show was hugely successful, drawing 80,000 onlookers which caused the site to crash. CamSoda expects even more people to tune into Farrah's anal cam show on October 30 and says they'll be getting extra support to prevent the site from going down again.

It'll just be Farrah on the screen, no one else but the occasional toy. It's her way of promoting her new show on MTV, "Single AF."

Clever AF.

Farrah Abraham is an example to young women on what NOT to do -- and yet pre-teen girls are flocking to her like she's a modern day Mother Teresa. Apologies to Mother Teresa's spirit.

Abraham and her sparkling resume -- teen mom, stripper, porn star, author, DUI arrestee -- were leaving Planet Hollywood in NYC ... when an alarmingly young fan stopped her for a photo.

And then we got an even bigger shock as Farrah revealed she's going to become a plastic surgeon! Seriously ... she says.

The phrase, "Do what you know" comes to mind ...

There's best picture ... best supporting actor ... and even album of the year -- but now awards season has another honor to bestow upon celebrities, and it involves their naughty bits.

The AVN Awards -- considered by many to be the Oscars of porn -- released their list of nominations this year ... including "Best Celebrity Sex Tape."

The nominees:

- Farrah Abraham and Tila Tequila ... for the sequels to their popular XXX skin flicks.

- Mimi Faust and Nikko ... for their shower pole busting moves in "Scandal in Atlanta."

- Myla Sinanaj and Tami Erin ... for their work in ... um, did anyone actually watch these?!

As they say ... it's an on her just to be nominated.

Farrah Abraham wants to air her dirty laundry from the sex tape biz -- not the actual sheets she banged on, but porn industry secrets ... which has one exec worried.

But we're guessing backdoor teen mom, 3 sheets of paper, and a crayon can't do too much damage.

Vivid Entertainment execs are FREAKED OUT at Farrah Abraham's upcoming book about the sex tape industry ... and they've fired off a letter demanding that she keep her trap shut.

Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch has a lot to lose if Farrah blabs about how the porn company courts and signs celeb talent. Hirsch believes his trade secrets are worth millions ... but only if they remain secret.

Farrah's book -- "Celebrity Sex Tape" -- is loosely based on her experience in the porn biz which ended in "Back Door Teen Mom."

We're told Hirsch worries Farrah could blow the lid on the way her tape was made with porn star James Deen. It was marketed as a sex tape, but it's pretty apparent it was Hirsch's brainchild.

In Hirsch's letter ... he notes Farrah signed a confidentiality agreement and she can't hide behind thinly-veiled fiction.

Farrah Abraham is a porn hypocrite ...she CLAIMS she's not a porn star and is fighting the release of a sequel to her first flick but she's privately hounding porn producers to ante up a fortune in XXX royalties.

Farrah's first film -- "Backdoor Teen Mom" -- was released a year ago, yet it's still a top seller. TMZ has learned Farrah repeatedly called Vivid Entertainment last month for her quarterly royalty check. We found out Vivid wired her $93,927.72 for the last quarter of 2013.

We're told Farrah has received more than that amount from Vivid for previous quarters.

What's more ... Farrah got in the high 6 figures to shoot the flick.

As you may know ... she's been on a soapbox recently, proclaiming she's a mother and an author but not a porn star.

As for the sequel ... she can forget about it. We know she signed away all of her rights to videos Vivid might want to make from the original footage with James Deen. As a matter of fact, a Vivid source says "Expect a third one."

Farrah Abraham is as fake as her boobs ... having the nerve to claim she never signed on for a porn sequel. She did, and we have the email to prove it.

Abraham is upset over Vivid releasing a follow-up video to "Backdoor Teen Mom" ... claiming she never approved a sequel.

Small problem ... We have an email Farrah sent to Vivid ... in which she gives the porn company the right "to release video or Videos(s)." Plural times 2.

Farrah says she's a public figure, not a porn star. Fact is she's both -- she's a porn star who has a public figure, from both the front and the rear.

Farrah Abraham insists she did NOT consent to a second sex tape which is about to be marketed ... claiming her initial tape was a one off and she is NOT a porn star.

Farrah's lawyer tells TMZ ... his client did not give Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch permission to release a sequel to "Backdoor Teen Mom." The lawyer says the so-called new sex tape is just extra footage from the first shoot she did -- with porn star James Deen.

According to the lawyer, Farrah is "a mother, a public figure, and an author," and not a porn star.

The lawyer says they tried to shut down Hirsch, to no avail.

Something tells us ... Hirsch has a release (not that kind) in his hands that gives him the right to the footage.

Giants punter Steve Weatherford tells TMZ Sports ... he's obsessed with "Teen Mom" ... but despite his super-fandom, the NFL star says he draws the line at Farrah Abraham's sex tape.

Weatherford admits he's stumbled upon a free preview of Farrah's venture into porn, but says he can't justify shelling out money to watch the entire cinematic experience.

"I'm not paying $5 to watch Farrah."

Farrah Abraham has money coming out of her ass ... she's raked in sex tape royalties totaling more than $100k in just 2 months!

TMZ broke the story ... the "Teen Mom" turned porn star inked a 6-figure upfront deal with Vivid to sell the XXX tape she shot with James Deen -- "Backdoor Teen Mom."

TMZ has obtained Farrah's first royalty check -- a percentage of profits she receives from sales. So prepare yourself ... after two months, Farrah amassed $119,576.39!!!!

You may recall ... Farah told us on "TMZ Live" ... she's already a millionaire.

Feel free to burn those college degrees in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

Farrah Abraham has NO IDEA who Trayvon Martin is -- but she thinks Trayvon is a woman she may have met ... because Farrah Abraham is an idiot.

"Backdoor Teen Mom" made the unbelievably stupid comments on the "Matty P's Radio Happy Hour" show ... when the host asked how she felt about the Trayvon situation.

"I feel like I've met her or something," Farrah blurted out of her stupid mouth ... adding, "It sounds so familiar ... I don't know what she is so I can't picture the person with the name right now."

INTERGALACTIC EXCLUSIVE: TMZ has learned, "Teen Mom" porn star Farrah Abraham will be living out every young girl's fantasy to model nude for Playboy magazine!!! Just kidding, Playboy rejected her sorry ass.

Sources tell us, the star of "Backdoor Teen Mom" reached out to the men's magazine following her sex tape release about appearing fully nude in an upcoming issue ... one of her lifelong dreams.

But the mag said no way, ho-se.

That didn't stop Farrah from trying one more time though -- we're told she reached out again last month ... and the magazine shot back with a SECOND NO, saying they just didn't have enough room for her.

Makes sense ... her new boobs are pretty damn big.

Farrah Abraham might have two D's on her chest, but she got all A's in her drunk classes -- the "Teen Mom" passed her alcohol ed classes with flying colors.

As TMZ previously reported ... the anusly-gifted porn star copped a plea deal with prosecutors earlier this month -- pleading guilty to DUI. She got 6 months probation and was ordered to complete an alcohol education course.

The "Backdoor Teen Mom" took her punishment like a man. We're told she was on her "best behavior" in booze school.

Farrah took the classes in Texas (where she lives), rather than Nebraska (where she was arrested) and even got a diploma! Well, really it's just a certificate of completion.

Champagne anyone?

Charlie Sheen is FURIOUS at Farrah Abraham for allegedly leaking their private text message conversation -- and TMZ has learned, he's already sent her the most epic rejection letter of all time ... calling her "a desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua."

And that's just the beginning. Seriously. Charlie does NOT hold back. Here's the full transcript:

TMZ broke the story ... Farrah reached out to Charlie back in May via text message, saying she hopes to meet Sheen if she can score herself a role on "Anger Management." Charlie responded favorably, agreeing to meet up, but now ... it appears that's changed.

Translation: Farrah can forget about a playdate with Charlie ... but at least she's still a millionaire.