John Cena: Chyna's a Man, Baby!
Tree-trunk armed WWE hunk John Cena is saying what we've all thought for years: Chyna's probably got a "fruit basket." He's just sayin'....
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WWE Star Offers the Plane Truth
Oft-troubled WWE star Jeff Hardy is finally opening up about the flight he got kicked off of a few weeks ago.
The Baltimore Sun caught up with Hardy at a promotional appearance in Maryland when asked about the airplane incident saying, "I had been drinking a lot, I'm not gonna lie. I guess I was stumbling boarding the plane. I then was asleep when security told me to get off the plane."
Security mentioned he was too drunk to fly. Hardy then "cooperated with security and left the plane."
No further trouble was reported and he was not punished by the WWE. Crazy is as crazy does.
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Flairwell Coca-Cola
After a family brawl left former WWE legend Ric Flair with a black eye and his daughter tased by police, wrestling blogs have been laying the Smackdown on TMZ.
Wrestling fans are buzzing that our stories put the kibosh on an endorsement The Nature Boy had with Coke. Whoa Nelly! Flair never had an endorsement with Coke -- at least that's what Flair's peeps say.
But think about Flair doing a concealer ad for Revlon. Now you're talkin ...
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WWE Star -- No Third Strike Called
Oft-troubled WWE star Jeff Hardy was kicked off an airplane flight earlier this week, but now the WWE says it won't be his third strike.
Hardy was pegged by Southwest Airlines officials Tuesday at the Nashville International Airport as too intoxicated to board the plane. We're told he found a different way out of town.
The once-fired and two-time suspended WWE star has had his share of drug problems and can't afford a third strike -- which would win him a pink slip.
But the whole thing Tuesday was precautionary -- there was no incident and the WWE will turn a blind eye. And there's this -- Hardy is starring in the next WWE pay-per-view event next month, and that will line the org's pockets nicely.
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The Nature Boy Cometh
We almost didn't recognize him without a sequined jumper, feathered robe or skimpy shorts on, but retired WWE champ Ric Flair was looking almost normal at STK last night. Can we get a "Woooooooo!"
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WNBA Turns WWE WWJD?
An estrogen-fueled beatdown erupted at a WNBA game last night culminating in a massive, violent pile-up at center court. Rick Mahorn, a 6'10", 270 lb. coach, was faced with a dangerous decision -- stay the hell out of it ... or get involved and run the risk of hitting a lady. Paging Don Imus!
If you ask Lisa Leslie, Rick made the wrong decision.
Mark Henry -- Color Him WWE Champ
When does being hit with racial slurs improve your career? For WWE wrestler Mark Henry, it may have happened last night on PPV.
In April, the WWE suspended writer Michael Hayes for 60 days for telling Henry, "I'm more n***** than you are." Last night -- and one week after Hayes was reinstated -- the twelve-year WWE vet and former Olympian finally got his big moment by winning the company's ECW world title.
That's where the controversy starts.
WWE Clothes-Yangs Jimmy Wang
"SmackDown" superstar Jimmy Wang Yang has been suplex'd for 30 days for violating WWE policy.
We're told Yang, whose real name is James Yun, was yanked from the ring in accordance with the organization's "Talent Wellness Program", which monitors substance abuse and health issues for wrestlers.
This is his first violation.
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WWE Writer Allegedly Dishes Racist Smackdown
There's no doubt that using the n-word is stupid -- but allegedly using the n-word in front of a guy that's over six-feet-tall, weighs nearly 400 pounds and calls himself "The World's Strongest Man" is beyond idiotic. Enter WWE writer Michael Hayes.
TMZ has confirmed that Hayes, the head writer for WWE's "Smackdown," has been suspended for 60 days -- allegedly for using racist language in front of wrestler Mark Henry. Michael's haymaker was supposedly thrown while out drinking at a party during the weekend of Wrestlemania, where ProWrestling.net reports Hayes told Henry, "I'm more of a n----- than you are."
It's unknown whether or not Hayes was subsequently hit in the face with a metal chair.
A rep for the WWE released this statement: "Due to inappropriate behavior, Michael Hayes was suspended for 60 days with no pay. In order to return to work, Michael Hayes will be required to undergo further evaluation."
WWE Puts the Squeeze on Man Nipples
Nipplegate 2008 has broken out in Florida! Wrestlers John Cena, Triple H, Randy Orton and Big Show are all proudly baring their nipple-free chests on a huge banner in downtown Orlando. Wait, what?
City officials met with some WWE suits to figure out how to keep the wrestling poster from looking "too provocative." The outcome - the WWE slammed, er, airbrushed the nipples into oblivion. Billboard malfunction!
Mayweather Really Busts Wrestler's Nose!
Champ Pretty Boy Floyd was front row at a pay-per-view wrestling match last night in Las Vegas, when after some "taunting", he jumped into the ring for a "confrontation" with the seven-foot tall Big Show.
The whole thing was playing out just fine until Floyd broke Big Show's nose. That wasn't in the script!
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WWE Beefcake in Milan Molto Bene!
Massive hulk John Cena appeared in Milan to promote the WWE -- looking like he's been eating his Wheaties -- and some kind of super duper bulk-up shakes! Who could hit that face?
Even his dimples are cut!
WWE Wants to Lay Smackdown on Britney!
Screw the Hulk, forget the Ultimate Warrior -- the WWE is on a hardcore mission to get Britney Spears in the ring!
Several musclebound behemoths from the wacky wrestling franchise are courting Spears to join them for combat -- some even enticing her by calling her "fat!" And since Brit has always called herself "country," perhaps a good ol' drag through the mud is just what she needs!
But not all the wrastlers want to fight Brit; WWE head Vince McMahon also authorized this article which suggests that he and the pop tart should hook up -- as in bedroom tag team partners?! Eek.
Let's get it on, y'all!
WWE: A Very Iraqi Christmas
Nothing says Christmas cheer quite like -- a few leather-clad hotties and some sweaty wrestlers!
The WWE Superstars and a couple of Divas traveled to Iraq to entertain the troops, even setting up a wrestling ring for a match at Camp Speicher.
Vince McMahon, John Cena and Chris Jericho all made the trip -- sporting fatigues. The Divas, however, had a little trouble following the camouflage guidelines. You can see all the wacky punches on USA this Christmas Eve.
WWE Takes CNN to the Mat
It's a case of "he said -- but you didn't get to hear it."
Quizzed by CNN about whether he has ever used steroids, pro wrestler John Cena quickly responded, "Absolutely not!" -- then offered nearly three minutes of follow up. But when CNN made its edit to their special, "Death Grip: Inside Pro Wrestling," Cena's response was replaced with: "People conceive things because performance enhancing drugs have got the spotlight. It's a hot thing to talk about. I can't tell you that I haven't, but you'll never be able to prove that I have."
Needless to say, the folks at World Wrestling Entertainment are pissed! They've posted the original, unedited video on their official website, along with the following response:
WWE Tackles Drug Problem
In the wake of the death of wrestler Crush (aka Brian Adams), and the murder-suicide involving wrestler Chris Benoit, World Wrestling Entertainment sent a letter to more than 500 former WWE performers offering to pay for drug and alcohol counseling and rehab treatment, if they need it.
The letter, sent last week from WWE Chairman Vince McMahon, urges performers in need to get help and encourages wrestlers to support one another. "If you do not have a drug and/or alcohol problem, but know you know a former WWE performer who does, we are asking you try to help them by encouraging them to take advantage of this opportunity."
When contacted, a rep for the WWE said the organization had no additional comment.