WWE Divas: Fake Sport ... Real Stupid

WWE is looking for their next diva, and TMZ has obtained footage of some of the muscled ladies who auditioned. The tryouts are peopled with some pretty hot gals ... with precious little talent.

The wacky women do their best at bad singing, head stands, Shakira impersonations and even a chick who can do a mean one-armed push-up. This is just a bowlful of ka-razy! But at least they look good doing it!

WWE in Soma Coma?

TMZ has uncovered the next possible drug scandal that could lay the smackdown on the wrestling world, known as "Soma Coma" -- the abuse of the powerful muscle relaxer.

In an exclusive interview, former WWE Diva Terri Runnels tells TMZ, "The boys eat Somas like candy." While the Chris Benoit tragedy has everyone (including the Feds) buzzing about steroids, Runnels says wrestlers have been getting high on Soma for years. "I've personally seen a WWE Superstar nearly die right in front of me after taking 13 Somas ... while still behind the wheel of his car!"

Wrestler: Don't Blame WWE for Benoit Killings

Onetime wrestling star, Steve "The Lethal Weapon" Blackman believes the WWE is not responsible for the grisly double-murder/suicide of Chris Benoit ... and he's beseeching the King -- er, Larry King.

Wrestler: Don't Blame WWE for Benoit Killings

TMZ cameras were outside of Larry King's CNN studio in Hollywood last night, where our camera caught Blackman, as well as massive hunks John Cena and Chris Jericho, heading for an interview about Benoit.

Blackman was the only one who chirped up when our photog asked about Benoit's alleged steroid use, attempting to take pressure away from WWE by saying, "They're not the people to blame for this, any drug habits that started, started independently, long before they got to WWE." Blackman also said the media attention put on Benoit's possible steroid use -- toxicology reports are still pending -- are "blown out of proportion."

The WWE issued a similar statement last month, saying it was too soon to jump to the conclusion of "roid rage," specifically citing the timetable of the brutal murders as proof rage was not a factor, but no scientific evidence.

Chris Benoit Lives on ... at Target

A loyal TMZ reader has informed us that all merchandise related to the dead wrestler has been pulled from the WWE website, you can still find Chris Benoit (or at least his action figure) at your local Target store.

Even more unbelievable, we found this little gem on the toy aisle at a Target in Atlanta, which is less than fifty miles from where the murders/suicide took place. Note the toy's now-prophetic title: "Micro Aggression." Eek.

The toy set comes complete with the evil Kane, the Undertaker (insert bad taste joke here), and alleged double murderer Benoit. Steroids not included.

Calls to Target reps have not been returned.

As we mentioned, this story came from an anonymous source. If you are inside the wresting community with a real story to tell, email us. All information will be completely confidential.

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WWE to Canada: Take Off, Hosers

The Chris Benoit double murder/suicide is still rocking the WWE, as they announced the cancellation of all Canadian events for the next month -- all because of the former "Canadian Crippler." While WWE sources claim that the "postponements" are to show sensitivity to the fans of Chris "Rabid Wolverine" Benoit, the WWE has a track record for bailing on the Great White North when troubles arise.

The death of Benoit's friend and teammate, Owen Hart, in 1999 kept the company away from parts of Canada for an entire year. After wrestler Bret Hart and WWE big cheese Vince McMahon's infamous "Montreal Screwjob" in 1997, they hid out until late '98. However, others say that the REAL reason for the cancellation is to avoid the ire and the loud, often profane chants of the live Canadian crowds. Chants of "You killed Owen!" and "You screwed Bret!" filled Canadian arenas for months after those scandals.

Perhaps the WWE isn't taking any chances on two live tapings of their RAW and SmackDown programs being filled with angry chants of "You killed Chris!"

World Wrestling DEADeration

The shocking and gruesome double murder/suicide involving wrestling superstar Chris Benoit isn't the "sport's" first brush with mysterious and untimely deaths.

From exploding hearts to drug use -- and even to some unsolved cases -- some of the musclebound who've entered the squared circle have checked out early.

TMZ has assembled a gallery of the dudes and chicks -- knocked out too soon.

Dead McMahon in Bad Taste?

Death struck twice for the WWE this week, and the real fatality is making the WWE wonder whether the staged one should stay in the script.

WWE fem-fighter "Sensational Sherri" Martel was found dead at her mother's home June 15, and just three days before, chief butt-head Vince McMahon was "killed" in a limo explosion on the "Monday Night RAW" broadcast. Foul play wasn't suspected in Martel's death, but cops have said in reports that the cause wasn't natural.

In light of Martel's real death, we're told there were discussions inside the WWE about abandoning their current "McMahon is Presumed Dead" storyline, with many WWE folks feeling that it was in poor taste.

But c'mon, folks, this is the WWE we're talking about! Not only is McMahon staying dead, the WWE, according to reports, plans to push the storyline even further with the discovery of DNA evidence linking McMahon, his limo driver and a "mysterious third party" to the fictional attack ... all for consumption this Friday on "WWE Smackdown."

That sound you hear is Owen Hart, spinning in his grave.

The WWE had no comment on the situation.

Ashley Massaro: Bye Bye, Wrestling! Hello, Reality!

Gazongariffic WWE diva Ashley Massaro has reportedly been knocked out of the professional wrestling circuit. It's a great loss to wrestling, and a sad day for all humanity.

WWE superstar Paul London told Prowrestling.com that Ashley "was written out of the WWE storylines because she's leaving to be a contestant on the 'Survivor' reality show." This could explain this week's "suspension" of Massaro on "SmackDown!" Fortunately, it looks like she's kept her spirit uplifted.

WWE reps had no comment.

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Hayden Panettiere: Don't Call Me Lindsay!


"Heroes" cheerleader Hayden Panettiere takes a lot of abuse on her hit show. Of course, she's never been called Lindsay on "Heroes." Hayden told a confused Lindsay fan, who repeatedly called her 'Lindsay,' "Don't ever call me that again!"

Trump Gives McMahon a Britney

The 'Battle of the Billionaires' is over -- and Vince McMahon was the loser recipient of the bald Britney 'do.

After The Donald's proxy beat the crap out of McMahon's at last night's Wrestlemania 23, Trump tackled the WWE Chairman and started pummeling his face with a closed fist.

The embarassment didn't end there -- Vince was then strapped into a barber chair and the Combover buzzed his skull. One can only hope that this begins a flurry of celeb feud shave-offs.

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Catch The Donald attacking "Today" host Meredith Vieira, Britney Spears partying with her New Year's Eve pals, singer Rihanna basking on the beach in Barbados, K-Fed getting his butt kicked on WWE, and Shanna Moakler leaving Mr. Chow with a porn star -- all in this week's hottest videos!

Hottest Videos -- Week of 10/22

Just because a guy runs a blog doesn't mean he can't throw down. That's the message we got from blogger Perez Hilton after he was confronted by a photog at Wednesday night's Xbox 360 party.

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K-Fed Throws a Bitch-Slap

Last week he got his ass kicked. This week, K-Fed was on the hunt for revenge.

The "rapper" returned to WWE's "Monday Night Raw" last night to signs reading "K-Fed needs a Kick to the Head," F-U K-Fed," and our favorite, "Hit Him Baby One More Time."

After taking a ringside seat to watch Johnny Nitro fight John Cena -- the guy who whooped on K-fed last week -- Federline decided to sabotage his enemy attempting to distract Cena during the fight. It worked. After Nitro viciously tossed Cena outside the ring, K-Fed ran up to the dazed wrestler, reached back and pimp-slapped Cena right in the mouth. Damn son!!!!

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Sara Evans' explosive divorce papers named Alison Clinton as the woman her husband had an affair with. Now Alison is telling her side of the story.

Jackass Smackdown

The Jackass boys are back and at it again.

Steve-O and Chris Pontius were surprise guests on "Monday Night Raw" on Monday and this time they were going up against some real competition. Instead of their usual crazy antics like playing with bulls, crashing cars and lighting themselves on fire they decide to mess with WWE's very own Umaga.

Can't get enough of Steve-O getting his butt whooped? "Monday Night Raw" airs tonight on USA.

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John Cena vs. K-Fed: A Dream Come True

Perhaps you have seen Kevin Federline in all his slacker glory and thought to yourself, "Man, I would love to body slam that guy!" Well, WWE champ John Cena has lived out your fantasy.

During a taped episode of "Monday Night RAW" last night in Los Angeles, Federline made a surprise appearance in the ring and received a chorus of boos from the sold-out crowd at the Staples Center. After an argument between K-Fed and Cena got a little physical, Cena unleashed his signature move -- the F-U slam -- on Mr. PopoZao.

In this clip, K-Fed, sporting his traditional white t-shirt and jeans, makes his way to the ring to a chorus of boos -- and meets John Cena when he gets there. Also, "Jackass" star Steve-O takes a turn in the ring, but things don't go well for him, either.

John Cena, you have acted on the wishes of millions. For that, we salute you.

To see K-Fed get his whoopin', check out the entire incident tonight on "Monday Night RAW" on USA at 9PM ET/PT.