Who'd You Rather?

Paws up.

Here’s a photo of dap kings Jake Gyllenhaal, Eminem and 50 Cent at the NYC premiere of the boxing film, “Southpaw." A quick look at their stats ...

Which one's gonna rock your universe?

Here's a well lit picture of the Earth's closest friend the Moon (4.5 billion-years-old) orbiting through our solar system (left) -- and the most recent NASA image of Pluto, "The Dwarf Planet" (age unknown) shot over 3 billion miles from Earth by the New Horizon space craft (right).

The question is...

It's a battle of the buns.

Here's Chrissy Teigen's glute-gloat of her 36-year-old husband John Legend (left) ... and the Bora Bora bubble 21-year-old Justin Bieber blasted out on Instagram earlier this week (right).

The question is...

Here's Lindsey Vonn, Olympic gold medal skier and girlfriend of Tiger Woods, appearing Monday on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" -- and Tiger's ex-wife, Elin Nordegren, seen a few years back strolling on Miami Beach.

The question is ...

Jaden Smith and Paris Hilton got all gussied up Friday at Coachella.

Jaden's choice seems ... a little on the frumpy side, while Paris is going for the swank.

So we gotta ask ...

The Super Bowl ain't just about the matchup on the field, you should probably pay attention to the sidelines too!

It's the She-hawks VS. the Patri-ettes in a battle for the hottest cheerleaders at Super Bowl XLIX.

Check out the gallery and vote for you faves!!!

On the left we have Amber Rose, jet-skiing earlier this week in Miami ... while on the right we have Kim Kardashian, putting her ample backside to good use while vacationing in Thailand last year.

The question is ...

Justin Bieber used lawyers to prove his Calvin Klein pics were the real deal ... and famous showman Jeff Beacher didn't touch up his spoof either -- not that you need a lawyer to know that.

Beacher got fake tatts to match Justin's and slipped into industrial strength tighty whities to show off his natural physique ... and to prove you don't need Photoshop to look sexy. But a hot chick always helps!

Beacher's taken on other famous posers ... like Kim Kardashian, David Beckham and Miley Cyrus -- and always emerged victorious.

So, question is ...

There've been lots of Photoshopped iterations of Kim Kardashian's Paper Magazine shoot -- but only one man has dared to drop trou and put his real butt on blast.

Showman Jeff Beacher adorned himself in a wig, pearls and black lacy gloves in his homage to KK. The owner of the MGM Grand party palace Beacher's Madhouse showed no shame and no mercy.

Long-haired beauties Alessandra Ambrosio and Jared Leto hit up the grand opening of Rimowa store in New York City on Tuesday night.

The question (and please vote your conscience) is ...

It wasn't just the men of the UFC who went toe-to-toe in Vegas this weekend ... the women were also squaring off ... in the Vegas nightclubs.

It's the showdown of the stubble!

Here's 37-year-old Patriots' QB Tom Brady with his freshly sprouted face fur during a press conference earlier today (left) and the same man-mug without the whiskers earlier this year (right).

FYI -- When Brady sported the bearded look back in 2010, the Pats went 14-2 and Brady was selected as an All-Pro.

It's a battle of the booty!

Here's Jennifer Lopez showing off her 45-year-old bulbous backside (left) posing with 24-year-old Iggy Azalea's down-under donk (right) in a photo promoting their upcoming remix together.

Tyson Beckford trashed Justin Bieber saying he wasn't man enough to bang his ex-girlfriend Shanina Shaik long term ... saying "little boys cant have grown man toys."

So here's a shirtless shot of a 20-year-old Bieber showing off his fresh newly sprouted muscles (left) and a perfectly aged 43-year-old Beckford showing off his fully torqued torso.

Here's Rihanna rocking a pair of tiny denim shorts Tuesday in New York City ... and Selena Gomez donning a similar pair in L.A.

The question is ...

Here's a punchy pic of Orlando Bloom leaving a dinner in Spain on Thursday ... and a smooth-skinned Justin Bieber hanging out topless on a yacht in Ibiza one day earlier.

As for the ladies ... we have the short-lived Instagram shot of model Miranda Kerr posted by Bieber hours after the Ibiza fight ... alongside a frayed looking Selena Gomez, who took to the streets of Los Angeles in a pair of distressed Daisy Dukes.

There are no wrong answers here, but the question is...