Who'd You Rather?

Here's the reportedly 6'1" American made super model Karlie Kloss (21) towering over the reportedly 5'11" Brazilian bombshell -- and mother of two -- Gisele Bundchen (33) at an awards ceremony in New York City last night.

The most popular costume this Halloween season is Miley's iconic MTV Video Music Awards onesie... and although there were a lot of celebs that hopped on the bear-inspired bandwagon these were the hottest ones we could find.

Here's 31-year-old model/actor Jamie Dornan who was picked up to play Christian Grey in the erotic book-turned-movie "Fifty Shades of Grey" (left) -- and 33-year-old "Sons of Anarchy" badass Charlie Hunnam who made waves after he dropped the same role earlier this month (right).

The Boston Red Sox and St. Louis Cardinals are facing off on the field tonight for Game 1 of the 2013 World Series -- but the real battle is between two bearded baseballers.

With beards like this, both teams are clear winners.

It's a battle of the beaus.

Here's Katharine McPhee's current kissing buddy and married man Michael Morris photographed at a premiere party (left) -- and McPhee's husband of five years Nick Cokas at an awards show (right).

It's a battle of the football baby-daddies!

Here's 28-year-old Adrian Peterson who's reportedly fathered five (or possibly 7) children to date (left) -- and 29-year-old Antonio Cromartie who famously struggled to remember the names of his seven children on HBO's "Hard Knocks" show (right).

Days after being officially renamed to the USA national team, soccer goddesses Alex Morgan and Sydney Leroux celebrated by hitting the beaches in Hawaii this weekend ... in very tiny bikinis.

The Women's World Cup tournament is still 2 years away, but qualifiers begin in Fall 2014 ... and the team is scheduled to take on Australia and New Zealand in some friendly matches later this month.

Enjoy the free time while ya got it.

It's a Colombian face-off!

Here's 41-year-old Colombian born and "Modern Family" star Sofia Vergara posing in a little black dress (left) -- and 25-year-old second generation Colombian and "Spy Kids" actress Alexa Vega in an equally little and equally black dress (right).

The question is black and white.

Both 6'10" Clippers forward Blake Griffin -- and 6'5" free agent quarterback Matt Leinart fathered sports spawn with USC basketball star Brynn Cameron.

37-year-old geek chic Mayim Bialik (left), 22-year-old family friendly Sarah Hyland (center) and 32-year-old "MY Girl" actress Anna Chlumsky (right) strapped on their best enviro-centric green gowns and hit the red carpet for the 65th Annual Emmy Awards.

Lady Gaga and Miley Cyrus gyrated, thrusted and she-humped the hell out of the backup dancers at the MTV VMAs last night.

Question is ...

It's a battle of the most-hated Batmans!

Here's the newly-named caped crusader Ben Affleck (41) with his best Bruce Wayne inspired tuxedo (left) -- and the previously titled worst-winged avenger George Clooney (52) in the same penguin suit (right).

It's a brawl of the Brazilian models!

Ana Beatriz Barros (31) strolled on the beach in Greece with a sexy striped bikini and wild sunglasses yesterday (left) -- while Alessandra Ambrosio (32) wore an even stripier bikini and even wilder sunglasses along side her (right).

It's a duel of the dreads.

With matching backwards hats, stunner shades and hair length -- both 2 Chainz (35) and Lil Wayne (30) took a moment to pose and point while performing together last weekend in Austin, Texas.