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Olympic gold met Hawaiian Tropic gold as swimming sensation Ryan Lochte and "Jersey Shore" goomba The Situation bro'd out together at LIV nightclub in Miami this weekend.

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Here's 57-year-old Italian blonde bombshell fashion designer Donatella Versace in Milan on Wednesday (left) -- and "Real Housewives of Miami" stunning breakout star Mama Elsa Patton in Florida earlier this month (right).

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The hot mamacitas of "The Real Housewives of Miami" (Marysol Patton, Ana Quincoces, Adriana DeMoura, Joanna Krupa, Lea Black, Karent Sierra, Lisa Hochstein) got some new blood for a revamped season 2.

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"Glee" co-stars Kate Hudson and Lea Michele tried their best to not out shine each other at the show's premiere in L.A. on Wednesday.

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Before Ryan Reynolds secretly married super babe Blake Lively this weekend, he was previously married to super babe Scarlett Johansson for almost three years.

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Brunette babes Selena Gomez, 20, and Vanessa Hudgens, 23, glammed it up at the "Spring Breakers" premiere in Venice, Italy on Wednesday.

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In a historic moment, President Barack Obama and President Bill Clinton joined forces on the same stage at the Democratic National Convention this week.

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Buxom child bride Courtney Stodden just turned 18 (EIGHTEEN!) and has been offered multiple deals to do porn, while orange 20-year-old former "Wife Swap" star Alicia Guastaferro (seen here in her glamorous mug shot) was just arrested for alleged prostitution last week.

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"New Girl" roommates Max Greenfield and Jake Johnson bro'd out with "Newsroom" bad boy Chris Messina at an event in Santa Monica the other day.

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"Bachelorette" babes Lizzy Caplan, Kirsten Dunst and Isla Fisher made nice at the film's premiere in Hollywood the other day.

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Susan Sarandon's daughter Eva Amurri, "Heart of Dixie" blonde Jaime King and former singer Mandy Moore glammed it up at the same event at Bar Marmont in West Hollywood on Wednesday.

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On Logo's mob-related family reality series "In the Big House," Joey Capponi (left) and Louis Verdi (right) are trying to get their relationship off the ground while attempting to get along with Louis' prejudiced former mobster dad.

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"The Soup" and "Community" funnyman hunk Joel McHale and golden tanned "Gigli" survivor turned acclaimed director Ben Affleck rubbed elbows at the same event in Santa Monica this weekend.

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While TMZ just uncovered this shirtless photo of buff Republican Vice Presidential nominee Paul Ryan (left) -- President Barack Obama has been flaunting his chiseled Commander-in-Chief pecs and abs for several years now (right).

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It was a battle of the blinged out bodysuits, as Jennifer Lopez poured all of her bootyful talents into a skintight onesie at her concert in L.A. on Thursday (left) -- while Spice Girl Mel B went for the gold in her sexy Olympic Closing Ceremonies uniform on Sunday (right).

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It was a battle of the reanimated '80s action heroes, as Dolph Lundgren, 54, Sylvester Stallone, 66, Arnold Schwarzenegger, 65, and Jean-Claude Van Damme, 51, put on their best faces at the Paris premiere of their new flick "The Expendables 2" on Thursday.

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