Who'd You Rather?

It was a battle of the blinged out bodysuits, as Jennifer Lopez poured all of her bootyful talents into a skintight onesie at her concert in L.A. on Thursday (left) -- while Spice Girl Mel B went for the gold in her sexy Olympic Closing Ceremonies uniform on Sunday (right).

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It was a battle of the reanimated '80s action heroes, as Dolph Lundgren, 54, Sylvester Stallone, 66, Arnold Schwarzenegger, 65, and Jean-Claude Van Damme, 51, put on their best faces at the Paris premiere of their new flick "The Expendables 2" on Thursday.

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U.S. Olympic volleyball phenoms Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh Jennings won the gold medal -- for the third time -- in the women's finals on Wednesday.

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While Olympians vie for medal glory in London, a different battle was being waged by actor Shia LaBeouf and Jennifer Aniston's main man Justin Theroux on the streets of NYC yesterday ... the rich celebrity hipster challenge.

Representing the scraggly, bearded, thrift store twenty-something contingent was contractually bound "Transformers" star LaBeouf (left), while unfortunate "Rock of Ages" screenwriter Theroux defended the muscled, goth, skinny jean clad, 40 and over intelligentsia (right).

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U.S. Olympic swimmers Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps are teammates and rivals at the 2012 Olympic Games in London.

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"Total Recall" babes Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel brought their long locks to the same event in San Diego last weekend.

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Old school supermodels Kim Alexis, 52, Beverly Johnson, 59, and Carol Alt, 51, gave good face at the same event in NYC on Tuesday.

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While at different events on different coasts, "Gossip Girl" hottie Penn Badgley, 25, and buff "Twilight" hunk Taylor Lautner, 20, both showed off the growing hairs protruding out of their shirts on Thursday.

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Wearing matching grey suits and smiles, NY Jets QBs Mark Sanchez and Tim Tebow bro'd out at the ESPYs in L.A. on Wednesday.

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Mrs. Matthew McConaughey aka Camilla Alves and Mrs. Channing Tatum aka Jenna Dewan glammed it up at the London premiere of their husbands' film "Magic Mike" on Tuesday.

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"Savages" stars Salma Hayek and Blake Lively gave good face -- and body -- at separate premieres of their new new film recently.

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Tom Cruise was married to Mimi Rogers in the '80s, Nicole Kidman in the '90s, and for the last five years to Katie Holmes.

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Looking better than ever, all five Spice Girls -- Scary, Sporty, Ginger, Baby and Posh -- reunited again to announce the new musical based on their songs called "Viva Forever!" in London on Tuesday.

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Former singer Ashlee Simpson and "Cloverfield" beauty Odette Annable made nice at the same event in L.A. this week.

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After long hours of GTL, "Jersey Shore" dudes Ronnie, Pauly D, Vinny and The Situation showed off their bronzed, buff bods at the beach in Seaside Heights on Wednesday.

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Just like two guidettes in a pod, "Jersey Shore" meatballs Deena and Snooki now have matching drunken and disheveled classic mug shots.

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