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Here is TMZ's faux Gloria Allred in L.A. today (left) -- and the real Gloria Allred at one of her hundreds of news conferences (right).

Joe Jonas, 21, Kevin Jonas, 22, and Nick Jonas, 18, all flexed their evangelical Christian dandy boy band muscles at the same event in Costa Rica on Tuesday.

Jessica Biel and Eva Mendes sparkled at the same event in L.A. on Monday.

"Eclipse" star Alex Meraz, 25, "90210" hunk Trevor Donovan, 32, and "Glee" jock Cory Monteith, 28, all hung out at a pumpkin patch in L.A. this weekend.

Super hunks Gerard Butler (40) and Hugh Jackman (42) shared a smile and a side hug while posing for a picture at an event last night.

"Ray" beauty Kerry Washington, 33, and "Troy' blonde Diane Kruger, 34, both shined at the same event in L.A. on Monday.

"Never Let Me Go" stars Carey Mulligan, 25, and Keira Knightley, 25, both showed up for the film's premiere screening in London last week.

New bachelors David Arquette, 39, Ben Harper, 40, and Jordan Bratman, 33, all announced they were separating from their famous wives this week.

Jasmine Waltz is getting famous for being David Arquette's rebound chick, while Rachel Uchitel made a name for herself by being Tiger Woods' mistress #1.

Newly single ladies Christina Aguilera, 29, Courteney Cox, 46, and Laura Dern, 43, all announced their separations from their husbands this week.

All the members of the middle-aged Barbie doll convention known as "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" (Camille, Adrienne, Kyle, Kim, Lisa, Taylor) put their best faces forward at the premiere of their reality show in West Hollywood on Monday.

Model turned actress Rebecca Romijn, 37, and professional volleyball player Gabrielle Reece, 40, dazzled at the same event in L.A. this weekend.

Oscar winner Renée Zellweger, 41, and TV actress Eva Longoria, 35, joined forces at the same event in Hollywood on Thursday.

The gorgeous brides of TLC's polygamous family reality TV series "Sister Wives" (Meri, Janelle, Christine and fiancée Robyn) all gathered as one big happy extended family at an event in Beverly Hills recently.

"The Other Sister" star Juliette Lewis, 37, "Good Will Hunting" beauty Minnie Driver, 40, and Oscar winner Hilary Swank, 36, all showed up to the premiere of their new film "Conviction" in Beverly Hills on Tuesday.

"Nancy Drew" star Emma Roberts, 19, "Twilight" vamp Nikki Reed, 22, and "Brokeback Mountain" babe Kate Mara, 27, all hung out at the same event in L.A. the other day.