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Socialites Paris Hilton and Kimora Lee Simmons made idle small talk at the same event in Culver City on Thursday.

Manson survivors Evan Rachel Wood, 22, and Dita Von Teese, 37, didn't cross pale paths while at the same event in NYC on Thursday.

Broadcast journalists Paula Zahn, 53, and Deborah Norville, 51, blonded at the same event in NYC on Tuesday.

With both reaching career high points around nine years ago, Fred Durst and Tom Green crossed paths in Beverly Hills on Tuesday.

Devout Mormon Congressman Jeff Flake (R - Arizona) is giving TMZ's favorite shirtless lawmaker Aaron Schock (R-Illinois) a run for his six-pack -- starting a new battle of the biceps on Capitol Hill.

Beloved living legends Carol Burnett, 76, and Julie Andrews, 74, shared a moment at the same event in L.A. on Monday.

Original "Nightmare on Elm Street" Freddy Krueger, Robert Englund (left) -- and Freddy Krueger from the new "Nightmare" reboot, Jackie Earle Haley, clawed their way through the same event in L.A. this weekend.

Marissa Jaret Winokur and Nia Vardalos dazzled each other at the same event on Thursday.

Dave Navarro and Backstreet Boy A.J. McLean got shady at the same event in L.A. on Thursday.

Rehabbed hunks Jeff Conaway, 59, and Gary Busey, 65, look as good as new.

Perky buxom blondes Kim Zolciak from "Real Housewives of Atlanta" and '90s Internet sensation Cindy Margolis showed off their assets at some award show in L.A. on Tuesday.

Emo singers and fans of guyliner Pete Wentz in NYC (left) -- and "American Idol" runner-up Adam Lambert in L.A. today.

Single dads Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan are now BFFs.

Here's "Dancing with the Stars" pro Maksim Chmerkovskiy (left) and "True Blood" shapeshifter Sam Trammell (right) at the 5th Annual GLSEN Respect Awards last night.

Here's "Barbarella" star Jane Fonda, 71, at a film premiere in NYC last week (left) -- and Hot Lips from "M*A*S*H" aka Loretta Swit, also 71, at an event in L.A. on Saturday (right).

Sexy starlets Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis got chummy at a ballet gala in NYC on Wednesday.