Who'd You Rather?

Michael Jordan and Tiger Woods: The two greatest -- and richest -- athletes on the planet stood wallet-to-wallet at a golf tournament in San Francisco yesterday.

Here are "Real Housewives of NY" personalities Bethenny Frankel (left), 38, and Alex McCord (right), 36, at some sort of event in NYC on Wednesday.

Ravishing actresses Loni Anderson (left), 64, and Carol Channing (right), 88, shined at an awards show in L.A. this weekend.

Music divas Chaka Khan and Sheila E. frizzed out at a charity event in Santa Monica this weekend.

Porn divas Traci Lords, 41, and Mary Carey, 29, kept their clothes on at the same premiere in L.A. the other day.

Transgender actresses Candis Cayne and Calpernia Addams wowed the cameras at an awards gala in L.A. on Wednesday.

Director Michael Moore and alleged comedian Carrot Top both rocked some serious headgear this weekend.

"Bob Newhart Show" star Marcia Wallace, 66, and Pussycat Dolls founder Robin Antin, 48, gave good face at two charity events this weekend.

Director Oliver Stone and Venezuelan dictator president Hugo Chavez got very close at the NYC premiere of Stone's new documentary on Wednesday.

"Saved by the Bell's" Mark-Paul Gosselaar, 35, and "Full House" star John Stamos, 46, at the same event in NYC last week.

Actress/model Isabella Rossellini, 57, and crooner k.d. Lang, 47, kept things very formal in NYC on Monday.

Plaxico Burress just got locked away for two years for criminal possession of a weapon, while Chris Brown has started his 180 days of court-order hard labor.

It's really a lesser of two evils decision -- but given the choice of bumbling boss Michael Scott or cat-killing beet farmer Dwight Schrute, Angela Kinsey from "The Office" knew exactly who she'd rather get in the sack.

Sure Hugh Jackman has an amazing body, chiseled face and perfect whatever else -- but Chesley Sullenberger is the frickin' man. So whatcha want -- beefcake or bona fide hero?

You're shooting Jerry Seinfeld and then Madonna leaves the Waverly Inn at the exact same time. Who should we follow?

We got Evangeline Lilly at LAX yesterday and it sparked a very important debate in the TMZ newsroom -- if you had to be stranded on an island, "Lost" style, with only one person, would it be girl-next-door Evangeline? Or sexpot Megan Fox?