We're Just Sayin'

Here's 66-year-old living legend Liza Minnelli at an event in L.A. on Thursday (left) -- and Sylvester Stallone in one of the "Rocky" films from the '80s (right).

David Gest once claimed to have been beaten up by one of them.

Here's Sandra Fluke -- the chick Rush Limbaugh called a "slut" for arguing contraception should be covered by private insurance -- at JFK this week (left) -- and former actress Winona Ryder during her shoplifting trial in 2002 (right).

Girl, interrupted.

Gwyneth Paltrow showed up to the Academy Awards wearing what looks like the remains of Celine Dion's infamous backward white tuxedo from the '99 Oscars.

Here's Amanda Seyfried at the premiere of her new movie "Gone" in Hollywood on Wednesday (left) -- and the Queen of Pop Madonna at a pre-Super Bowl event earlier this month (right).

One is 26. Madonna is 53.

Here's R+B diva Toni Braxton, 45, at a concert in L.A. on Sunday (left) -- and the 34-year-old in her infamous Richard Tyler white non-dress at the 2001 Grammys (right).

Toni loves to bare her, er, soul.

Here's a pic Miley Cyrus tweeted showing off her new shorter haircut (left) -- and "Up in the Air" star Vera Farmiga a couple of years ago (right).

She's not just being Miley.

Here's Emma Watson at a pre-BAFTAs party in London on Friday (left) -- and figure skater Katarina Witt at the 1994 Winter Olympics in Lillehammer (right).

At least one of them is on thin ice.

Here's "SNL" performance survivor Lana Del Rey recently (left) -- and wannabe famous person Phoebe Price back in 2010 (right).

Neither has a critically acclaimed album.

Here's "Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction" star Sharon Stone at some event in Beverly Hills on Monday (left) -- and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton back in September (right).

One has a lot of power over men.

Here's "Fashion Police" host Kelly Osbourne sportin' an unfortunate hairdo of various shades of gray at the Golden Globes on Sunday (left) -- and the always stylish Helen Mirren at the same event (right).

Only one is 66-years-old.

Here's Casey Anthony in her new video diary entry on the Internet (left) -- and "Teen Mom 2" Jenelle Evans in a pic she posted on her Facebook profile (right).

One currently does not have custody of her two-year-old child.

Here is Spain's Doña María del Rosario Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart y Silva, 18th Duchess of Alba, 85, in Madrid the other day (left) -- and Marge Simpson's sister Selma Bouvier-Terwilliger-Hutz-McClure-Stu-Simpson-D'Amico on "The Simpsons" (right).

One is quite the character.

Here's buxom Nina Bazzy-Aliahmad from the TLC reality series "All American Muslim" (left) -- and one of Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses, Jaimee Grubbs, last year (right).

Both have blonde ambition.

Here's Eva Mendes on the set of her new French film "Holly Motors" in Paris on Tuesday (left) -- and the late Amy Winehouse back in 2007 (right).

The movie is not a biopic.

Here's Katy Perry at the American Music Awards last night (left) -- and Joan Crawford in the 1945 film "Mildred Pierce" (right).

Curling your bangs can be a real bitch.

Here's Detective Olivia Benson aka Mariska Hargitay on "Law & Order:SVU" (left) -- and breakout designer on Lifetime's "Project Accessory" Nicolina Royale (right).

Both are great characters.