We're Just Sayin'

Here's a glowing Kim Kardashian in the middle of nearly flashing her pregnant goods in Santa Monica on Wednesday (left) -- and the now infamous and controversial JCPenney tea kettle (right).

All hail, Kim Kardashian.

Looking like the latest Kardashian TV show spin-off, movie director M. Night Shyamalan brought along his gorgeous brunette wife and three daughters to the premiere of "After Earth" in New York City on Wednesday.

While the 42-year-old "The Sixth Sense" filmmaker has not revealed any plans to exploit his beautiful brood by having a bunch of cameras follow them around documenting every single scripted scenario, you never know what kind of last minute twist M. Night might have up his sleeve.

Here's Rob Lowe as Liberace's age-defying plastic surgeon Dr. Jack Startz in the HBO movie "Behind the Candelabra" (left) -- and Jessica Walter as family matriarch Lucille Bluth on the cult TV show "Arrested Development" (right).

Wink.

With his blown out wavy locks and rust colored suit, Bradley Cooper was just a '70s stache away from channeling his inner Ron Burgundy at the premiere of "Anchorman 2" "The Hangover Part III" in L.A. on Monday.

You stay classy, Bradley.

Jay-Z's more than a powerful rapper -- he's a freakin' time traveler! That's the 100% believable buzz now that a grainy 1933 pic of a Hova look-alike has surfaced. Young Forever!

Rockin' a chic maternity floral slipcover, a very pregnant Kim Kardashian camouflaged her growing baby bump and wowed the A-list fashion crowd at the Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC on Monday.

The theme of the stylish event was punk rock ... and what's more anti-establishment than going as the kouch in your beloved Aunt Sylvia's finished basement in Van Nuys circa 1986?

Here's retired actress turned Twitter sensation Amanda Bynes showing off her God-given talents in one of her latest pics (left) -- and reassembled pop princess Britney Spears back during her unbeweavable 2007 MTV VMA "performance" (right).

Only one is currently under a conservatorship.

Here's former child star turned perfectly bronzed and coiffed "Splash" host Joey Lawrence in L.A. on Monday (left) -- and Jude Law as the humanoid robot Gigolo Joe in the 2001 flick "A.I.: Artificial Intelligence" (right).

Whoa.

Michael Jordan had to invite a friend as close as Tiger Woods to his huge wedding -- but with his track record ... let's hope TW didn't get too close to the bride, the bridesmaids, the mother of the bride, the cake ...

Here's former "Real Housewives of NYC" star Bethenny Frankel in Manhattan on Thursday (left) -- and late King of Pop Michael Jackson back in 1993 (right).

She's a PYT.

Here's "Parks and Recreation" hottie Aubrey Plaza, fresh from being kicked out of the MTV Movie Awards last weekend, at some event in Vegas on Wednesday (left) -- and "Newsroom" babe Olivia Munn last year (right).

Or is it the other way around?

Here's "New Girl" star Hannah Simone at an event in Beverly Hills on Tuesday (left) -- and Kim Kardashian back in 2008 (right).

They're both bangin'.

Here's Khloe Kardashian at a McDonald's event in Hollywood on Thursday (left) and "Modern Family" star Sofia Vergara back in 2011 (right).

The twins.

Here's legendary Oscar winning actress Kathy Bates in Beverly Hills on Wednesday (left) -- and the Rocket Man himself, Sir Elton John last year (right).

They don't need rose-colored glasses.

Don't let the purple hair fool you, because Kelly Osbourne has gone back to her roots.

After suffering a seizure earlier this month, the 28-year-old "Fashion Police" star is back on her feet and proving her sense of style is in her genes ... by dressing up in Ozzy Osbourne drag in Warsaw on Tuesday.

Here's Ethan Hawke at the Berlin Film Festival on Monday (left) -- and Sugar Ray lead singer Mark McGrath back in 1999 (right).

Reality bites.