We're Just Sayin'

Here's emaciated hunk Matthew McConaughey in NYC this week (left) and famed Hollywood producer Robert Evans, who was the subject of the documentary "The Kid Stays in the Picture" (right).

One is known for his great body.

Here's "The Voice" judge Christina Aguilera on the set of her new music video on Friday (left) -- and country singer Wynonna Judd back in 2006 (right).

These two divas have more in common than just amazing singing chops.

Mel Gibson has a brand new female companion -- she's hot ... she's foreign ... and she came thiiis close to showing her vagina in a modeling campaign for a company called "F Me" jeans.

The pretty lady -- who accompanied Mel to The Grove in L.A. this past weekend -- is Nadia Lanfranconi ... an aspiring musician who moved to the U.S. from Italy back in 2007.

Mel and Nadia have been spending a lot of time together recently ... they even went to a sushi dinner earlier this month.

Of course, we all know Mel loves aspiring foreign musicians ... but we're told Mel and Nadia are NOT in a serious dating relationship.

Too bad ... 'cause Nadia showed off the goods during a campaign for "F Me" jeans last year ... a company that makes clothing featuring a waistline that plunges dangerously close to the female reproductive organs.

Here's Justin Timberlake's fiancee Jessica Biel at the London premiere of her new film "Total Recall" on Thursday (left) -- and Sylvester Stallone's wife Jennifer Flavin at the Hollywood premiere of "The Expendables 2" on Wednesday (right).

Only one is 44, but both are bangin'.

Here's Nicki Minaj performing on the "Today" show on Tuesday (left) -- and Christina Aguilera back in 2002 during her Dirrty era (right).

You are beautiful, no matter what they say.

If convicted '80s androgynous pop star Boy George and pancaked Liz Taylor wannabe Cure lead singer Robert Smith could melt their mascara and smeared lipstick together to form one ... they'd look a lot like '90s goth clown Marilyn Manson did last night in Los Angeles.

The beautiful people. The beautiful people.

Here's Miley Cyrus' dad Billy Ray Cyrus at the Dodgers game on Wednesday (left) -- and George Michael back in his "Faith"/"I Want Your Sex" days in the late '80s (right).

I will be your father figure.

Here's 18-year-old pop sensation Justin Bieber -- and his boy abs -- on the "Today" show on Friday (left) -- and fitness guru/former star of the Bravo reality series "Work Out," Jackie Warner (right).

They can really stomach each other.

If you were just looking at her ass, you'd swear the girl hanging with Kris Humphries on the beach yesterday was his ex Kim Kardashian. But from the front ... she's NO KK. Not even close.

Kris and the mystery brunette were spotted in Miami, but when they got wind of the photogs ... they quickly went in separate directions. A sign of new love?

Sources close to KH say, no -- the chick is just a neighbor who happened to sit down next to Kris ... but they're not dating.

Here's eternally youthful supermodel Christie Brinkley, 58, at an event in Hollywood on Wednesday (left) -- and former "Heroes" star Ali Larter back when she was 33-years-old in 2009 (right).

A 25 year age difference never looked so flawless.

Here's "Judge Judy" star Judith Sheindlin, 69, in NYC on Wednesday (left) -- and cutting edge popstar Lady Gaga in Taiwan on Wednesday as well (right).

It ain't easy being green.

Wearing a black turtleneck, jeans and New Balance sneakers, Ashton Kutcher was spotted in full character as Steve Jobs as he made his way to the set of the late Apple CEO's biopic in L.A. on Friday.

The 34-year-old "Two and a Half Men" star plays the visionary businessman during his younger years in a movie tentatively titled "Jobs: Get Inspired."

While Kutcher definitely looks the part, it remains to be seen if he can nail the role of a complicated man -- part hippie, part driven businessman, part brilliant, and part crazy.

Here's Kim Kardashian's step-dad Bruce Jenner at The George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic in Toluca Lake on Monday (left) -- and Coach Beiste aka Dot-Marie Jones from "Glee" (right).

Both are wearing gorgeous earrings.

Looking like father and son, music legend Sir Elton John and teen pop prince Justin Bieber both rocked red Sally Jessy Raphael specs this week.

Everything old is new again.

Here's OG "American Idol" Kelly Clarkson filming her latest video in L.A. this weekend (left) -- and fledgling British pop star Jessie J in concert recently (right).

It's amazing what winning a contest will do to a person.

Here is self-proclaimed world's first supermodel Janice Dickinson at an event in NYC on Monday (left) -- and Verdine White, the bassist for Earth, Wind & Fire back in 2009 (right).

Strike a pose.