We're Just Sayin'

Here's former "TRL" host Carson Daly at some event in NYC on Thursday (left) -- and an animated ventriloquist mannequin from Sprint commercials (right).

Here's newly darkened 33-year-old Black Eyed Pea Fergie (left) at some event in NYC on Thursday -- and nubile 63-year-old Scientolostar Priscilla Presley (right) back in December.

Here's former child star Corey Feldman (left) at some event in Hollywood on Wednesday -- and the remnants of former King of Pop Michael Jackson (right) in London last week.

Here's Vogue editrix Anna Wintour at NY Fashion Week recently (left) -- and Raphael of the the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (right).

Here's "Desperate Housewives" star Teri Hatcher (left) at an awards gala in Santa Monica last week -- and the President of Argentina Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner (right) in Buenos Aires on Sunday.

Here's 52-year-old female "Star Wars" icon/celebuspawn Carrie Fisher (left) at a comic convention in San Francisco this weekend -- and "Austin Powers" himself Mike Myers (right) at some event a while back.

Here's lovely the Cure lead singer Robert Smith, 49, at an event in London on Wednesday (left) -- and the stunning Jackie Stallone, 87, at some event a while back (right).

"Wizard of Oz" star Jerry Maren, the member of the Lollipop Guild who gave Dorothy a sucker, followed the yellow brick road all the way to Bob's Big Boy. Some things just write themselves.

Here's Jack Nicholson's teenage son Raymond (left) at the Lakers game last night -- and Jennifer Aniston's current boyfriend John Mayer (right).

Here's Suri Cruise's birth mother Katie Holmes in NYC on Wednesday (left) -- and mother of six Angelina Jolie in "Changeling" (right).

Here's former Guns N' Roses lead guitarist Slash at an event in Beverly Hills on Sunday (left) -- and Shelley Morrison, who played Rosario on the TV series "Will & Grace," at some event a while back (right).

Here's partially reassembled actor Mickey Rourke at the Oscars (left) -- and melting legendary film producer Robert Evans at the Vanity Fair party last night (right).

Tilda Swinton at the Oscars (left) and Hermey the Dentist Elf from "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" (right).

... they would name him Philip.

James Franco's movie career is food-driven, from "Milk" to "Pineapple." Speaking of which, did he really smoke a doobie in "Pineapple Express?"

Here's country/blues blonde bombshell Lucinda Williams (left) -- and the gorgeous Patti Stanger from Bravo's "Millionaire Matchmaker" (right).