Robert Redford: The Way We Are

Here's 72-year-old Hollywood legend Robert Redford (left) at a screening at his Sundance Film Festival on Thursday -- and fabulous 82-year-old actress/comedian/spitfire Elaine Stritch (right).

One of them plays Alec Baldwin's mother on "30 Rock."

We're just sayin'.

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Clone War Smokin' 'Idol' vs. Disney Star

If it weren't for the sweat-inducing bikini spread by "Idol" contestant Casey Carlson (left) -- we'd think sixteen-year-old Disney star Demi Lovato (right) was trying to move over to the dark side by auditioning for the show.

And believe it or not ... neither of these girls is Selena Gomez.

We're just sayin'.

Bret Michaels: Rock of Locklear

Here's Poison lead singer turned reality skank lover Bret Michael Sychak (left) in NYC on Wednesday -- and cougarlicious 47-year-old actress Heather Locklear (right).

One of them fell in love, married and divorced Tommy Lee and Richie Sambora.

We're just sayin'.

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New "Idol" Judge Catches McPheever

Here's new "American Idol" judge Kara DioGuardi (left) -- and Season 5 "Idol" wannabeen Katharine McPhee (right).

One of them wrote six songs on McPhee's debut album.

We're just sayin.'

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Ozzy Osbourne: Schlemiel, Schlemazel

Here's heavy metal survivor Ozzy Osbourne (left) at an event in L.A. on Tuesday -- and former "Laverne & Shirley" star Penny Marshall (right).

One of them directed the 1988 film "Big," which was the first movie helmed by a woman to make $100 million.

We're just sayin'.

Anna Paquin: Since U Been Gone

Here's "True Blood" star Anna Paquin (left) at last night's Golden Globe awards -- and television contest winner Kelly Clarkson (right) in blonder days.

Believe it or not, one of them won an Oscar at the age of 11.

We're just sayin'.

Anne Hathaway: That Girl

Here's Anne Hathaway (left) at a NYC premiere on Monday -- and Marlo Thomas (right) on her '60s TV series "That Girl."

One of them reportedly had her personal journals seized by the FBI after her ex-boyfriend's apartment was raided.

We're just sayin'.

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Separated at Rebirth

Is it just us, or is Katie Holmes starting to look like Tom Cruise?

Boys Will Be Dames

Here's 47-year-old convicted man-whore beater Boy George (left) performing in London on Tuesday -- and comedian Dame Edna Everage (right) in L.A. on Monday.

Neither of them are Long Island yentas.

We're just sayin'.

Nicole Richie: In Cold Blood

Here's party girl turned soccer mom Nicole Richie (left) out and about in L.A. on Wednesday -- and "Breakfast at Tiffany's" and "In Cold Blood" author Truman Capote (right) back in the day.

One of them is dating Joel Madden.

We're just sayin'.

Billy Ray Cyrus: American Idol?!

Here's 47-year-old Miley-maker Billy Ray Cyrus (left) in Beverly Hills on Monday -- and "American Idol" champ Kelly Clarkson (right).

One of them is rockin' ... highlights.

We're just sayin'.

Aretha Franklin Oh, Yeaahh!

Here's 66-year-old Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin (left) at a concert in NYC this weekend -- and the infamous Kool-Aid Man (right).

One of them is known for bursting through walls.

Paula Abdul Declares War

Here's Laker Girl turned "American Idol" judge Paula Abdul in NYC last night -- and a reenactment of a British "Redcoat"soldier during the War of 1812.

One of them did not deploy a wardrobe stylist.

We're just sayin'.

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Marie Osmond: What a Doll!

Here's 49-year-old Mormon diva Marie Osmond (left) in Vegas this week -- and Yasmin from the Bratz doll collection (right).

After a long battle in federal court, one of them is being pulled off shelves forever.

We're just sayin'.

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Jessica Alba: Guerilla Terrorist?

Here's actress Jessica Alba (left) shopping in Paris on Wednesday -- and kidnapped heiress turned Symbionese Liberation Army member Patty Hearst (right) back in 1974.

One of them is often photographed looking angry.

We're just saying'.

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Lady GaGa: 100% Natural

Here's dance music newbie Lady GaGa at an event in L.A. on Sunday (left) -- and 53-year-old Italian fashion designer Donatella Versace (right).

What was that about Xtina copying someone's style?!

We're just sayin'.

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