We're Just Sayin'

Here's 50-year-old "Lord of the Rings" star Viggo Mortensen (left) at an event in Madrid on Thursday -- and 52-year-old tennis legend Martina Navratilova (right).

Here's "Project Runway" judge Nina Garcia (left) -- and eccentric fashion designer John Galliano (right) at an event in NYC on Monday.

Here's 44-year-old "Brothers and Sisters" star Calista Flockhart (left) at an event in Santa Monica this weekend -- and 71-year-old TV icon Mary Tyler Moore (right).

Here's Kylie Minogue's sister Danni Minogue (left) at an event in London on Tuesday -- and "Hannah Montana" phenom Miley Cyrus (right).

Here's "Hannah Montana" sensation Miley Cyrus (left) -- and former Miss America and "Ugly Betty" star Vanessa Williams (right).

Here's Bill Kaulitz (left), lead singer of German pop band Tokio Hotel, at an award show in England on Thursday -- and singer/actress/icon Cher at the Oscars in 1986 (right).

Here's 65-year-old former "Dynasty" star Linda Evans (left) at the Chiller Theater Expo in New Jersey last week -- and the doll in the "Saw" films (right).

Here's "90210" star AnnaLynne McCord (left) at some event in Vegas this weekend -- and Whitesnake lead singer David Coverdale at an award show back in his heyday (right).

Here's 20-year-old infamous fabricator and McCain volunteer Ashley Todd -- and bruised 23-year-old actress/singer/celebuspawn Kelly Osbourne.

Here's Barbie doll-wigged "Real Housewives of Atlanta" star Kim Zolciak (left) -- and male-to-female transgendered diva Alexis Arquette (right).

In 2006, adorable Suri Cruise (left) was Scientoloborn -- and schlocky mom Sarah Palin (right) was elected Governor of Alaska.

It's amazing how a little mustache can turn 47-year-old A-list leading man George Clooney (left) into a carbon copy of 64-year-old character actor Dennis Farina (right).

While out for a walk on Saturday, well-groomed millionaire widow Candy Spelling relieved her tired paw on a fire hydrant.

Here's light blue-blonde pop star P!nk (left) in London on Monday -- and intensely outspoken hairstylist turned host Tabatha Coffey (right) of Bravo's "Tabatha's Salon Takeover."

Former "OC" starlets Mischa Barton and Rachel Bilson have something in common besides being the It girls of 2003 -- the same taste in Charlie Chaplin hats. Tramps!