Oye Fey

So let us get this straight -- one of the best writers in TV got an Emmy from someone who is on a show so badly written ... no one wants to admit it's written. We're just sayin' ...

Giggity Giggity!

Is it possible the inspiration behind our favorite cartoons are real celebs? We're just sayin' ...

Ben Affleck's Killer New 'Do

Bad actor turned good director Ben Affleck (left) on the set of his new movie, and Charles Manson (right), leader of the murderous Manson Family.

One of them slaughtered $1.2 million on an engagement ring for Jennifer Lopez.

We're just sayin'!

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Jay Manuel's Nielsen Ratings

Here's "America's Next Top Model" over-coiffed male photo shoot director Jay Manuel (left) at Fashion Week in NYC on Thursday -- and Sylvester Stallone's reassembled female ex Brigitte Nielsen (right).

One of them recently underwent a barrage of surgical procedures for a German reality show.

We're just sayin'!

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Debbie Harry's Blonde Ambition

Here's Blondie lead singer Debbie Harry (left) at the Fashion Rocks concert in NYC this weekend -- and a little known pop star named Madonna (right).

One of them is 63-years-old.

We're just sayin'!

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Kanye West: TV Icon

Here's Kanye West in NYC on Monday -- and Jaleel White as Urkel in the '90s TV series "Family Matters."

One of them wore their getup to Fashion Week.

We're just sayin'!

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Russell Brand -- Working Girl

Here's alleged comedian Russell Brand at last night's VMAs (left) -- and Joan Cusack as a Staten Island secretary in the 1988 film "Working Girl" (right).

One of them was pretty funny.

We're just sayin'!

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Hollywood "Bitch Slapper" Finally Gets Served

Mams Taylor went back to STK last night, but it wasn't for a rematch with the smart-mouthed maitre d' who insulted him last week.

It didn't seem to matter Mams "bitch-slapped" the MD and got thrown out of the joint just days ago, because last night he was welcomed back with open arms.

We're told Mams, who's hella-stinkin' rich, is also good friends with the owner -- and actually got the MD in trouble!! But now it seems that everyone made up, and it's all hunky-frickin'-dory.

Finally, Mams resolved a problem without using his fists. No eye bangin' -- only eye liner.

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Shawn Johnson You Little Rat

Here's tiny 16-year-old women's gymnastics individual all-around Olympic silver medalist Shawn Johnson (left) -- and "The Ed Sullivan Show's" favorite soft foam Italian mouse Topo Gigio (right).

Only one of them is a puppet.

We're just sayin'...

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"Million Dollar" Holmes

Here's "Million Dollar Listing's" man-shagadelic real estate douche bag Chad Rogers (left) -- and former actress turned Scientolomom Katie Holmes (right).

One of them sold their soul to the devil for money.

We're just sayin'!

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Marilyn Manson: New King of Pop?

Here's goth rocker Marilyn Manson (left) at in Seoul on Wednesday -- and lovely pop icon Michael Jackson (right).

Neither of them is a white woman.

We're just sayin'!

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Iggy and the City

Here's punk rock relic Iggy Pop (left) in Toronto on Wednesday -- and "Sex and the City" star Sarah Jessica Parker (right).

One of them is known as "the Rock Iguana."

We're just sayin'!

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Mena Suvari: Ivana Look Like You

Here's beehived "American Beauty" star Mena Suvari (left) at an event in NYC on Wednesday -- and 59-year-old lacquered beauty Ivana Trump (right).

So far only one of them has married and divorced The Donald.

We're just sayin'!

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The Genesis of Jude Law's Hairline

Here's the new face of Dior Homme Jude Law (left) -- and movie soundtrack singer Phil Collins (right) back in the '80s before going completely bald.

There's something in the hair tonight.

We're just sayin'!

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Why So Serious?

Andy Dick (left) and Heath Ledger (right) as the Joker.

We're just sayin'.

One of These Things Is A Lot Like the Other One

One of these bottle blondes was snapped cavorting with A-Rod late-night. The other is Madonna.

Neither looks like Cynthia Rodriguez. We're just sayin' ...