Derek Hough: Dancing with the Damned
Lifelike humanoid professional dancer Derek Hough (left) from "Dancing with the Stars" -- and one of the evil kids (right) from the film, "Village of the Damned."
One of them has a creepy orange glow.
We're just sayin'!
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Carly Smithson Hams it Up
"American Idol" wannabe Carly Smithson (left) on last night's show -- and Mama Cass (right) of the legendary '60s group, The Mamas & the Papas.
It's amazing what a little makeup and not allegedly choking on a ham sandwich* will do for a gal.
We're just sayin'!
* Um, yeah. We know Cass didn't really die from the ham sandwich, people!
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Match Game PM: Post Mortem
Actor Charles Nelson Reilly (left), Season 1 "Project Runway" contestant Austin Scarlett (center) and Jack Klugman's wife Brett Somers (right).
One of them is not a dead '70s TV game show panelist.
We're just sayin'!
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"Big Love" Keeps it Real?
The ladies on HBO's polygamist drama "Big Love"...
... and female members of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints at the Yearning for Zion Ranch.
Only one of them represents the real housewives of Schleicher County, Texas.
We're just sayin'!
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Faith Hill: You're the One That I Want
Country diva Faith Hill at the CMT Music Awards last night -- and Olivia Newton-John as Sandy in the 1978 movie, "Grease."
One of them wasn't contractually bound to wear her outfit.
We're just sayin'!
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Newton-John's Daughter, The Genetic Marvel!
Olivia Newton-John's 22-year-old offspring Chloe Lattanzi (left) on MTV's "Rock the Cradle" -- and surgically androgynous Dead or Alive ("You Spin Me Round") lead singer Pete Burns (right).
One of them isn't afraid to use his/her God-given talents.
We're just sayin'!
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Meg Ryan '80s Glam Is Poison
Bruce Anthony Johannesson aka C.C. Deville of Poison at a Las Vegas event last week -- and Meg Ryan in the 1986 movie "Armed and Dangerous."
Because Aqua Net, black eyeliner and gaudy jewelry never go outta style.
We're just sayin'!
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Hillary: C'mon Get Happy!
Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton -- and 74-year-old "Partridge Family" matriarch Shirley Jones.
One of them went all the way to the top touring the country with her family.
We're just sayin'!
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Someone Owes Jenny an Apology
Queen Latifah out at the Grove yesterday, Valerie Bertinelli in West Hollywood on Wednesday.
They're both spokeswomen for Jenny Craig, but do they both practice what they preach?
"Queer" Gene Discovered?
"Queer as Folk" star Hal Sparks at an awards show this weekend -- and KISS member Gene Simmons.
One of them played a gay character on television and one of them often wears makeup.
We're just sayin'!
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Richard Simmons' Fuzz Plugs?
Workout gym-rat guru Richard Simmons has stayed strikingly similar to his '80s self - sexy, skinny, skimpy, and frizzy.
We know the exercise diva stays ferocious and slim by flapping around a gym all day, but we're not sure how he's maintained his signature 'fro. We suspect he's pluggin'. Ch-ch-ch-chia!
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Mickey & Britney: Separated By a Weave
Reassembled former hunk Mickey Rourke in NYC on Wednesday -- and a pre-conservatorship Britney Spears.
One of them was taken away on a gurney and hospitalized earlier this year.
We're just sayin'!
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Little "Idol" on the Prairie
Dreadful "American Idol" wannabe Jason Castro -- and Melissa Gilbert as Laura Ingalls on "Little House on the Prairie."
One of them often wore a Sunday dress.
We're just sayin'!
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The Ghost Of CoCo's Future
TMZ has exclusively uncovered what Ice-T's legally bound sexual companion, CoCo (who says she is 29), will look like in a few months years -- 77-year-old former B-movie sex kitten, Mamie Van Doren.
It's the breast she'll ever look!
We're just sayin'!
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Isn't It Ironic?!
Pop/rock singer Alanis Morissette at a L.A. concert on Sunday -- and heavy metal legend Ozzy Osbourne performing in Australia last Friday.
Believe it or not, one of them was engaged to Ryan Reynolds.
We're just sayin'!
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Pete Wentz: Fierce Hot Tranny Mess!
Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz at the Wayne Hadly fashion event on Saturday -- and fierce "Project Runway" winner Christian Siriano at an HRC gala this weekend.
One of them is known to wear guyliner.
We're just sayin'!