We're Just Sayin'

"American Idol" wannabe Amanda Overmyer performing last night -- and Michael Keaton in the 1988 film, "Beetlejuice."

Through the miracle of modern science -- and the sheer boredom of modern scientists -- we've now been blessed with a computer-generated facial reconstruction of legendary composer Johann Sebastian Bach. It bears a chin-tastic resemblance to Robert Loggia – the guy who's biggest musical contribution was playing chopsticks on the giant keyboard in "Big."

Here is 74-year-old comedian Joan Rivers performing in Florida this weekend -- and acid-tongue old broad/puppet Madame.

U.K. rockwreck Pete Doherty on stage with blood in his nuzzle -- and British rockerspawn Kelly Osbourne after a night out with Doherty's ex, Kate Moss.

So Nicky Hilton was street walking in L.A. yesterday and at least from this angle she's lookin' for work as a Toys"R"Us spokes-giraffe.

If Britney Spears wants to look in the magic mirror of time to see her future -- TMZ has it.

"Unwritten" singer Natasha Bedingfield at a charity benefit concert in L.A. on Thursday -- and Tina Turner as Aunty Entity in the 1985 film, "Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome."

Mount Rushmore ...

Here's "Hannah Montana" star Miley Cyrus on a magazine cover -- and 46-year-old former "Practice" star Camryn Manheim.

"American Idol" wannabeen Clay Aiken in Broadway's "Spamalot" -- and Bert Lahr as the Cowardly Lion in "The Wizard of Oz."

Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson's son Ryder just turned 4 years old. There's something about his birthday cake -- we're just sayin'.

Paul Stanley of KISS at his Long Island art opening on Friday -- and Michael Jackson in his lovely 2003 mugshot.

Here's 26-year-old Utah Jazz forward Kyle Korver (left), looking like one of Ashton Kutcher's long lost twin brothers. Dude, who's your mother?!

It's uncanny! Heidi is becoming Morgan Fairchild -- one part at a time! The new nose, the boobs, the lacquered hair -- she's looking nearly as fake as "The Hills."

Rapper Pitbull got popped in Miami when he couldn't complete the random task of walking in a straight line for cops. Dr. Evil is a graduate of Evil Medical School whose mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. And yet ...

Now your pussy can look just like Britney. Oh so purr-ty in pink.