Celebrity Math: Flaming Red Edition

Nicki Minaj Is Toxic?

Here's rap diva Nicki Minaj at her 26th birthday party in Vegas Thursday night (left) -- and Britney Spears in her "Toxic" video (right).

By the time Britney was 26, she had already shaved her head.

We're just sayin'.

Catherine Zeta-Jones Is So Posh!

Here's Catherine Zeta-Jones bundled up in NYC on Tuesday (left) -- and Victoria Beckham back in 2007 (right).

Spicy.

We're just sayin'.

Whoopi Goldberg Founding Father?

Here's "View" co-host Whoopi Goldberg at an event in NYC last night (left) -- and a figurine of the first President of the United States, George Washington (right).

I cannot tell a lie.

We're just sayin'.

Kourtney K -- 'American Idol'?

Here's eldest Kardashian sister Kourtney Kardashian at an event in NYC on Tuesday (left) -- and former "American Idol" runner-up Adam Lambert back in May (right).

One is wearing too much makeup.

We're just sayin'.

Leighton Meester Is Jeter's Girlfriend?

Here's "Gossip Girl" star Leighton Meester in Nashville recently (left) -- and Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive Minka Kelly back in September (right).

So far, only one is dating Derek Jeter.

We're just sayin'.

Taylor Swift's New Adult Look

Here's 20-year-old country darling Taylor Swift rockin' one of Kim Zolciak's old wigs at the American Music Awards last night (left) -- and A-list porn diva Jenna Jameson back in 2007 (right).

Scandalous.

We're just sayin'.

Rihanna Married to the Mob?

Here's pop diva Rihanna at last night's American Music Awards (left) -- and Michelle Pfeiffer as Angela de Marco in the 1988 movie "Married to the Mob" (right).

Ooh na na.

We're just sayin'.

Kate Middleton Munn's the Word

Here's Prince William's fiancée Kate Middleton in London on Tuesday (left) -- and "The Daily Show" correspondent Olivia Munn in L.A. two months ago (right).

One of them was Babe of the Month in a non-nude pictorial in Playboy.

We're just sayin'.

Paul Stanley & Lil Steven -- Separated By a Head Scarf

Here's KISS guitarist Paul Stanley, 58, at an event in L.A. this weekend (left) -- and Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band member Little Steven Van Zandt, 59, in NYC last month (right).

A little accessorizing goes a long way.

We're just sayin'.

Kelly O -- Ivana Look Like You

Here's 26-year-old celebuspawn Kelly Osbourne at some event in NYC last night (left) -- and Donald Trump's first ex-wife Ivana Trump back in 2008 (right).

At least one of them is stuck in the '80s.

We're just sayin'.

'Vamp Diaries' Chick Has a Twin on Nickelodeon?

Actress Nina Dobrev, 21, (left) has an evil doppelganger on "Vampire Diaries," but it's her real life lookalike Nickelodeon star Victoria Justice, 17, (right) that is uncanny.

Two girls, one look.

We're just sayin'.

What Bethenny Frankel 'SAW'

Here's everyone's favorite former "Real Housewives of New York City" star Bethenny Frankel at some event in Manhattan recently (left) -- and the doll in the "Saw" films (right).

Happy Halloween!

We're just sayin'.

Johnny Weir Gillllllly?

Here's Olympian Johnny Weir at some event in NYC this weekend (left) -- and Kristen Wiig as Gilly on "Saturday Night Live" (right).

One of them has on too much makeup for their age.

Weir just sayin'.

Alleged Attempted Murder Playmate Is Cheryl Cole?

Here's alleged attempted murder suspect/former 1968 Playboy Playmate of the Year Angela Dorian (left) -- and "X-Factor" judge/former Girls Aloud singer Cheryl Cole (right).

Both have killer looks.

We're just sayin'.

Kris Jenner With a Z

Here's Kim Kardashian's birth mother Kris Jenner in Vegas this weekend (left) -- and the one and only Liza Minnelli back in 2008 (right).

Life is a cabaret, old chum.

We're just sayin'.