Kanye West I Pity the Fool

Here's Kanye West at some event in Tokyo on Friday (left) -- and former "A-Team" star Mr.T back in the '80s (right).

I ain't sayin' he's a gold digger.

Khloe K Shows Her Stripes

Here's youngest Kardashian sister Khloe Kardashian at the season finale party for "The Spin Crowd" on Wednesday (left) -- and a real live zebra at a zoo in Rome (right).

One is often seen in small harems or large herds.

We're just sayin'.

Lil' Kim is in 'Cats'?

Here's ex-con female rapper Lil' Kim at an event in NYC on Monday (left) -- and Dodie Pettit as one of the felines in the Broadway musical "Cats" back in the '80s (right).

Only one is wearing stage makeup.

We're just sayin'.

Meg Whitman's Maid on 'Jersey Shore'

Here's Meg Whitman's undocumented former housekeeper Nicky Diaz Santillan at her Gloria Allred press conference on Wednesday (left) -- and "Jersey Shore" tantastic party girl Snooki in her booking photo back in July (right).

Neither was born in the United States.

We're just sayin'.

Kanye & Klum His & Hers Suits

Here's Kanye West singing his new song "Runaway" at the VMAs last night (left) -- and Heidi Klum at the "Project Runway" show at NY Fashion Week the other day (right).

Only one was forgiven by Taylor Swift.

We're just sayin'.

Lady Gaga Is Absolutely Fabulous

Here's reigning princess of pop Lady Gaga, 24, running around Vancouver last week (left) -- and Patsy, age unknown, from the hysterical TV series "Absolutely Fabulous" (right).

At least one of them is just an act.

We're just sayin'.

Miley Cyrus Looks a Lil' Different

Here's Disney pop sensation Miley Cyrus in NYC on Tuesday (left) -- and rap diva Lil' Kim at the BET Awards back in 2008 (right).

Only one is a 35-year-old African-American woman.

We're just sayin'.

Britney's Boyfriend Is Billy Bob Thornton?

Here's Britney Spears' boyfriend Jason Trawick in Hawaii on Monday (left) -- and Billy Bob Thornton back in 2007 (right).

We're just sayin'.

Kristin Cavallari Does Farrah

Here's former "Hills" actress Kristin Cavallari in Beverly Hills on Wednesday (left) -- and iconic "Charlie's Angels" sex symbol Farrah Fawcett back in the '70s (right).

One of them is the real deal.

We're just sayin'.

JetBlue Flight Attendant -- Gunther on 'Friends'?

Here's America's favorite JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater (left) -- and James Michael Tyler who played Central Perk manager Gunther on "Friends" (right).

Neither serves coffee ... anymore.

We're just sayin'.

Eva Mendes Tiger Woods' Mistress?

Here's gorgeous "The Other Guys" star Eva Mendes at LAX on Tuesday (left) -- and Tiger Woods mistress #1 Rachel Uchitel in NYC last year (right).

One just released her sex tape.

We're just sayin'.

Horatio Sanz -- Leaving 'SNL' Does the Body Good

Here's former "Saturday Night Live" cast member Horatio Sanz a month before it was announced he wouldn't be returning to the show in 2006 (left) -- and the 41-year-old at a NYC premiere last night (right).

Horatio is not as big a star as he once was.

We're just sayin'.

Drew Carey -- Popcorn Maker?

Here's thinner "Price Is Right" host Drew Carey at some event in L.A. on Wednesday (left) -- and the late popcorn king Orville Redenbacher back in the day (right).

One did not receive sharp criticism from Bob Barker the other day.

We're just sayin'.

Is Oksana a Russian Spy?

Here's Mel Gibson's ex girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva earlier this year (left) -- and Angelina Jolie in her new film "Salt" (right).

One was reportedly paid $20 million to act.

We're just sayin'.

Susan Boyle Was on 'Mama's Family'?

Here's British pop princess Susan Boyle in London on Tuesday (left) -- and Vicki Lawrence as matriarch Thelma Harper on the '80s TV series "Mama's Family" (right).

Believe it or not, one of them is 49.

We're just sayin'.

There's Something About Zac

Here's Zac Efron at the premiere of his new movie in L.A. the other day (left) -- and Cameron Diaz in the 1998 film "There's Something About Mary" (right).

It's amazing what you can do with hair product these days.

We're just sayin'.