Mary J. Blige Rated R

Here's R&B diva Mary J. Blige at her album release party in NY (left) -- and Rihanna outside of Letterman back in November (right).

One of 'em wants no more drama in their life.

We're just sayin'!

Gene Simmons -- He's Got it Maid

Here's KISS member Gene Simmons in NYC on Thursday (left) -- and Shelley Morrison aka Rosario from "Will & Grace" at some event in L.A. a while back (right).

One of them is known to wear scary amounts of makeup on stage.

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Cindy Crawford Is a Princess?!

Here's Spain's Princess Letizia of Asturias Wednesday at an event in Madrid (left) -- and supermodel Cindy Crawford last year (right).

Both of 'em are royally hot.

We're just sayin'!

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The Mad Hatter Is Designer Vivienne Westwood?

Here's Johnny Depp as The Mad Hatter in the upcoming film "Alice in Wonderland" (left) -- and British fashion designer Vivienne Westwood, 68, at a runway show in Paris (right).

One of them lives down a rabbit hole.

We're just sayin'.

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'Jersey' Girl Was on 'Entourage'?

Here's Jenni "J-WOWW" Farley from our new favorite show "Jersey Shore" at some event this weekend in L.A. -- and "Entourage" hottie Emmanuelle Chriqui back in February.

One of 'ems been known to have a lot of fun with E.

We're just sayin'!

Will Smith's Kid Badu to the Bone

Here's Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith's adorable son, Jaden, at the Nobel Peace Prize concert in Norway on Friday (left) -- and R+B diva Erykah Badu performing in Detroit (right).

One of them is the new "Karate Kid."

We're just sayin'.

Leah Remini 'Shore' Thing

Here's Brooklyn-born actress Leah Remini at some event (left) -- and Sammi "Sweetheart" from the amazingly awful MTV series "Jersey Shore" (right).

One of them is great at turning the Situation into a comedy.

We're just sayin'.

Lady Gaga Vampire?

Here's pop diva Lady Gaga at some event in NYC last night (left) -- and Gary Oldman in the 1992 film "Bram Stoker's Dracula" (right).

One of them is rarely seen in the daylight.

We're just sayin'.

Stamos' Alleged Extortionist Is Not Smart

Here's one of John Stamos' alleged extortionists Allison Coss in her mug shot last week (left) -- and "Crank" actress Amy Smart at some event in Beverly Hills recently (right).

One of them is no stranger to bad pictures.

We're just sayin'.

Val Kilmer Hasidic Jew?

Here's "Batman Forever" star Val Kilmer, 49, in NYC on Sunday (left) -- and Hasidic Jewish actor Abe Karpen (right).

One of them played Moses in the stage musical "The Ten Commandments" and the animated film "The Prince of Egypt."

We're just sayin'.

Zac Efron Was in 'Grease 2'?

Here's teen heartthrob Zac Efron at some event in Texas on Monday (left) -- and Maxwell Caulfield in the 1982 box office bomb "Grease 2" (right).

One of their careers never recovered after starring in a high school musical.

We're just sayin'.

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Christina Aguilera -- Jersey Girl?

Here's Staten Island born Christina Aguilera in her "Dirrty" days back in 2003 (left) -- and Nicole, aka "Snooki," from MTV's "Jersey Shore" (right).

One of 'em is currently accepting "Guido applications."

We're just sayin'.

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Oliver Platt Is Married to Brittany Murphy?

Here's "2012" star Oliver Platt at some event in NYC on Wednesday (left) -- and Brittany Murphy's screenwriter husband, Simon Monjack, in Beverly Hills last year (right).

Believe it or not, Brittany and Simon have been married for over two years.

We're just sayin'.

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Tiger Woods' Alleged Mistress She Wolf?

Here's Tiger Woods' alleged voicemail recorder/lover Jaimee Grubbs as she appeared on VH1's "Tool Academy" (left) -- and pop diva Shakira at some event in NYC earlier this year (right).

Only one of them claims their hips don't lie.

We're just sayin'.

Camilla Parker Bowles -- Hasidic Jew?

Here's Prince Charles' second wife Camilla Parker Bowles in England on Tuesday (left) -- and a Hasidic Jewish man in Poland (right).

One of them could use a shave.

We're just sayin'.

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Tiger Woods -- The Definition of Irony

"The road to high performance isn't always paved" -- and neither is your neighbor's front lawn.

This ad actually appears in today's edition of the Wall Street Journal.

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