Lady Gaga Dressed to Kill

Here's pop sensation Lady Gaga at some event in L.A. on Monday (left) -- and Michael Caine in the 1980 Brian DePalma film "Dressed to Kill."

At least one of them is in full drag.

We're just sayin'.

Mary-Kate Olsen Cougarlicious

Here's post-pubescent former television actress Mary-Kate Olsen, 23, at some event in NYC the other day (left) -- and actress Sylvia Miles, 77, at some other event a little while back (right).

Believe it or not, they are not biological twins.

We're just sayin'.

Sara Gilbert Looks Weird

Here's former "Roseanne" star Sara Gilbert out and about in L.A. on Thursday (left) -- and parody king Weird Al Yankovic at some event earlier this year (right).

Only one of them released an album entitled "Bad Hair Day."

We're just sayin'.

Jack White Puts a Ring on It

Here's White Stripes front man Jack White at some event in NYC last night (left) -- and Samara from the 2002 film "The Ring" (right).

One of them was married by a shaman on a canoe in Brazil.

We're just sayin'.

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Rock Icon Patti Smith -- Hasidic Jew?

Here's Godmother of Punk Patti Smith, 62, at some event in NYC on Tuesday (left) -- and Hasidic Jewish actor Abe Karpen (right).

Due to religious conflicts, one of them had to back out of playing Natalie Portman's husband in the film "New York I Love You."

We're just sayin'. Oy, gevalt.

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Richie Sambora -- Like Buttah!

Here's rehabbed Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora in his Babwa weave at an event in Hollywood on Monday (left) -- and Mike Myers as "SNL" persona Linda Richman (right).

Talk amongst yourselves.

We're just sayin'.

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Levi Johnston Blows His Cover

Here's Sarah Palin's daughter's baby daddy/ Playgirl centerfold Levi Johnston in NYC the other day (left) -- and the infamous sketch of the Unabomber aka Ted Kaczynski (right).

One of them is about to be exposed for the true man he really is.

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Sammy Sosa -- White Chick?

Here's retired MLB player Sammy Sosa at some event in Las Vegas last week (left) -- and one of the Wayans Bros. in the 2004 film "White Chicks" (right).

Only one of them did this to themselves for laughs.

We're just sayin'.

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Wolverine Is on 'Top Chef'?

Here's Hugh Jackman as clawed mutant "Wolverine" (left) -- and "Top Chef" season 2 runner-up Marcel Vigneron at an event in L.A. on Monday (right).

Pack your knives and go.

We're just sayin'.

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Ted Danson -- Max Headroom?

Here's "Cheers" star Ted Danson at some event in NYC last week (left) -- and '80s animated TV character "Max Headroom" (right).

One of them also starred on something called "Becker" for years.

We're just sayin'.

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Carrie Underwood -- Living Lohan?

Here's country singer Carrie Underwood performing on "GMA" on Tuesday (left) -- and Lindsay Lohan's 47-year-old birth mutha Dina Lohan in NYC last month (right).

Jesus, take the wheel.

We're just sayin'.

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Ivanka Trump's Vow of Chastity

Here's Donald Trump's gorgeous daughter Ivanka Trump (left) -- and Cher's son Chaz Bono back in 1990 (right).

It's all in the genes.

We're just sayin'.

Celebrity Costume Considerations

With Halloween right around the corner, some celebrities need not worry about their costumes.

It was written.

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What Glenn Close SAW

Here's "Damages" star Glenn Close, 62, at some event in L.A. recently (left) -- and the doll from the "Saw" films (right).

Happy Halloween.

We're just sayin'.

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Lindsay Lohan Is a Scream

Here's a windblown Lindsay Lohan this week in L.A (left) -- and Expressionist Edvard Munch's most famous painting, "The Scream," at a museum in Oslo last year (right).

Only one is 116 years old.

We're just sayin'!

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Adam Lambert Is a Gossip Queen?

Here's "American Idol" runner-up Adam Lambert at the "This Is It" premiere in L.A. last night (left) -- and gossip columnist Cindy Adams, 79, at some event a while back (right).

Only in New York, kids, only in New York ... and Los Angeles.

We're just sayin'.

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