Ann Coulter -- 'Hills' Chick?

Here's conservative political commentator Ann Coulter this weekend in D.C. (left) and "Hills" star Audrina Patridge at some event last month (right).

One of them never has anything interesting to say.

We're just sayin'!

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Hall & Oates Guy -- Supreme Court Judge?

Here's John Oates from the '80s rock & soul group Hall & Oates at some event in Brooklyn on Thursday (left) -- and groundbreaking newly confirmed Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor (right).

Only one is a "wise latina."

We're just sayin'.

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Samantha Burke -- Warrior Princess?

Here's Jude Law's baby mama Samantha Burke in a recent modeling photo (left) -- and Lucy Lawless who starred in "Xena: Warrior Princess" (right).

One of them is actually an actress.

We're just sayin'.

Patricia Arquette -- Cheney's Daughter

Here's "Medium" star Patricia Arquette at an event in L.A. on Tuesday (left) -- and Dick Cheney's daughter Mary Cheney as she appears on the cover of her memoir (right).

One of them has been in a committed long-term relationship with the same person since 1992.

We're just sayin'.

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Chris Brown Fills in for Rihanna's 'Good Friend'

First Drake reportedly took over for Chris Brown -- and now Chris Brown is filling in for Drake.

Here's the explanation: After Drake went down with a knee injury a few days ago, Lil' Wayne needed somebody to do Drake's part at a concert in Virginia Beach this weekend -- and we're told Wayne asked Chris Brown.

The twist: Drake was widely rumored to be Rihanna's first rebound guy ... even though he claimed they were just "good friends."

It was Brown's first live performance since copping a plea in his assault case -- but sources close to the situation say Brown won't be Drake's full time-replacement on the tour ... it was only a one time thing.

What Loni Anderson SAW

Here's 62-year-old "Stroker Ace" star Loni Anderson at a Beverly Hills event (left) -- and the doll in the "Saw" films (right).

One is a popular Halloween mask.

We're just sayin'.

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Grace Jones Is a Miser?

Here's the original Lady GaGa, 61-year-old Grace Jones (left), doing her thing at a concert in NYC Thursday night -- and the Heat Miser (right), from the 1974 Christmas classic "The Year Without a Santa Claus."

Only one of them slept with James Bond.

We're just sayin'!

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One of These Is Not Made of Wax

Madame Tussauds ain't got nothing on the real, living, breathing 76-year-old comedic legend that is Joan Rivers.

Both are attempting to smile.

We're just sayin'.

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Ryan Cabrera -- Life in the Fast Lainie

Here's overly coiffed singer Ryan Cabrera at some event in Hollywood last night (left) -- and 69-year-old Broadway and "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" star Lainie Kazan in an undated photograph from her website (right).

Only one of them takes advice from Joe Simpson.

We're just sayin'.

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Christian Bale: The Importance of Being Ernest

Here's emaciated actor Christian Bale on the set of his latest film in Boston on Monday (left) -- and the late Jim Varney as his infamous redneck character Ernest P. Worrell from the "Ernest Goes to ..." films (right).

One of them is known for speaking with an annoying accent in movies.

We're just sayin'.

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The Wendy of Oz

Here's fabulous radio and TV personality Wendy Williams at an event in NYC (left) -- and Bert Lahr as the Cowardly Lion from "The Wizard of Oz" (right).

One of them has a lot of nerve.

We're just sayin'.

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Barry Manilow: The Kate Gosselin for Men

Here's Barry Manilow at an event in Beverly Hills on Thursday (left) -- and "Jon & Kate Plus 8" star Kate Gosselin at an event a little while back (right).

The highlighted, bi-level, reverse mullet weave ... strong enough for a man, but made for a raccoon.

We're just sayin'.

Liza Minnelli In Shambles?

Here's living legend Liza Minnelli, at an event in Westwood, CA on Tuesday night -- and repeat drug offender Pete Doherty of Babyshambles in '05 (right.)

Only one of them has tattooed eyebrows.

We're just sayin'!

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Michelle Obama's Hairdo -- Bush League

Here's First Lady Michelle Obama and her new 'do at the White House last night (left) -- and former First Lady Laura Bush at an event recently (right).

One of them is 62-years-old.

We're just sayin'.

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Susan Boyle Is a Child?

Here's refurbished Internet singing sensation Susan Boyle in her latest interview on the "Today" show (left) -- and late TV chef Julia Child back in the day (right).

One of them cooked up a career.

We're just sayin'.

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Buzz Aldrin's Miley Face

Here's taut astronaut Buzz Aldrin, 79, at a press conference at the Kennedy Space Center on July 16 (left) -- and Disney star Miley Cyrus, 16, at some random party (right).

Only one of them is imitating "an alien" ... the other is being sued by a million Asian-Pacific Islanders in L.A. County.

We're just sayin'.

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