We're Just Sayin'

Here's Scottish Internet singing sensation Susan Boyle outside her home yesterday (left) -- and funnyman Jack Black at an event in March (right).

Here's former hunk Lorenzo Lamas, 51, in Madrid yesterday (left) -- and composer/pianist Yanni a while back (right).

Here's "American Idol" front-runner Adam Lambert in his slick white $2,000 D&G tux last night (left) -- and female Canadian pop/country singer k.d. lang a little while back (right).

Precious....

Here's Depeche Mode band member Martin Gore performing in Hollywood on Thursday (left) -- and former Vice President Dick Cheney's daughter Mary Cheney a while back (right).

Here's 47-year-old redone Internet singing sensation Susan Boyle in Scotland on Wednesday (left) -- and Paris Hilton's birth father Rick Hilton, 53, in Santa Monica yesterday (right).

Here's gorgeous actress Salma Hayek in Venice, Italy on Wednesday (left) -- and everybody's favorite artificially inseminated mother of 14 Nadya Suleman (right).

Here's 16-year-old pop sensation Miley Cyrus in Madrid on Tuesday (left) -- and Queen of Pop Madonna back in 1984 at the VMAs (right).

Here's "RuPaul's Drag Race" winner BeBe Zahara Benet (left) -- and the President of Cameroon's wife, First Lady Chantal Biya (right).

Here's convicted former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss in Beverly Hills yesterday (left) -- and the Crypt Keeper from the TV series "Tales from the Crypt" (right).

Here's the third member of disbanded girl group Destiny's Child, Michelle Williams (left) -- and Earth, Wind & Fire's legendary bassist Verdine White (right).

Here's movie director Quentin Tarantino (left) -- and the sassy plastic puppet Madame (right).

Here's former actress Lisa Rinna at an event in L.A. last night (left) -- and fashionista Steven Cojocaru at this year's Oscars (right).

Here's "American Idol" visually-challenged cast-off Scott MacIntyre (left) -- and actor Ben Weber who played Miranda's (Cynthia Nixon) boyfriend Skipper in the early days of "Sex and the City" (right).

Here's America's first male-to-female transgendered mayor Stu Rasmussen, 60, of Silverton, Oregon (left) -- and Monty Python actor/comedian Eric Idle, 66, (right).

Here's legendary actress Angela Lansbury, 83, in NYC recently (left) -- and a model of Yoda, 900, from the "Star Wars" films (right).