Kim Kardashian Hands-On With Tesla Bot In Bizarre Photo Shoot!!!

Kim Kardashian’s got a new boo... and he’s fully charged -- her brand new $30K Tesla robot took the spotlight as they posed away in a wildly bizarre photo shoot.

Just peep the reality queen doing the absolute most on her IG Tuesday -- she posed topless under a puffy jacket and black stockings, casually appearing to straddle the bot’s lap in the driver’s seat of a Tesla Cybercab.

Kim was fully in her cyber-queen era during this nighttime shoot -- she amped up the tease factor by holding hands with her Tesla bot to give off some serious "date night" vibes.

Sabrina Carpenter Fans Claim Woman Peed in Pit ... Too Much 'Espresso' Pre-Show???

Sabrina Carpenter's fans must've been saying "Please, Please, Please" be warm water ... 'cause several posted on social media saying they got straight-up peed on by a fellow fan -- who unleashed her stream in the middle of the pit!

Here's the deal ... Sabrina took the stage at Chase Center in San Francisco Saturday night -- serenading the packed crowd at the arena.

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While her show seemed to go off without a hitch, some fans in the pit said their night wasn't so clean ... literally, 'cause they swear a woman squatted down and took a piss right next to them.

'Wyote Dog' What The Hell Is That?! Mysterious Hybrid Beast Has Experts Stunned

A mysterious, but beautiful, canine hybrid was caught on camera ... and now experts are trying their best to ID the beast.

Voyageurs Wolf Project, a conservation org in Minnesota, recently shared some shots of the creature ... and asked if it could be the “elusive wyote dog'” — a fake wolf-coyote-dog hybrid.

All joking aside, the group noted the animal looked “coyote-esque” to them ... but has some dog-like aspects -- specifically the ears.

President Biden Where's The 11 Herbs and Spices??? Pretends to Bite Baby Costumed as Chicken

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President Joe Biden had some light-hearted fun when he playfully pretended to chomp on a baby dressed as a chicken during a Halloween celebration ... leading some on social media to fly off the rails.

Here’s the deal … the White House hosted a fun little bash on Wednesday with several kiddos sporting their adorable costumes, with one in particular … a baby dressed as a chicken carried to Biden by mom.

With a smile on his face, Biden pretended to take a little nibble ... and, the baby giggled but a snapshot of the moment made it look far more intense … and, that quickly spread on social media like wildfire.

Donald Trump Arnold Palmer Had Quite the Putter ... Big D*** Jokes at PA Rally

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Donald Trump's got a thing about Arnold Palmer's penis ... and he fixated on it for a few awkward, yet humorous, minutes during a rally in the golf legend's hometown.

The GOP presidential candidate did his ad-lib thing Saturday night in Latrobe, PA ... and, although his campaign suggested he'd start previewing his closing argument for why voters should send him back to the White House -- he instead opened with big d**k jokes.

Trump reportedly spent about 12 minutes saluting Latrobe's hometown hero, notably praising Palmer's manhood. The former prez said, "Arnold Palmer was all man, and I say that in all due respect to women. And, I love women, but this guy ... this is a guy that was all man.”

Donald Trump Senate's Hot Republicans ... Calls Katie Britt 'Attractive' at All-Female Town Hall

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Donald Trump's hoping to work closely with some of the hottest Congress has to offer ... saying Katie Britt's a "fantastically attractive" person -- before mentioning she's a U.S. Senator.

The 45th POTUS appeared at a Fox News town hall in Georgia Tuesday, where he talked about women's issues in front of an all-female crowd ... talking specifically about in vitro fertilization treatments -- even labeling himself "the father of IVF" in one particularly bold claim.

A member of the audience addressing DJT notes abortion rights fall within the purview of the states, not the federal government ... and, she asks him if the same should be true when it comes to IVF.

Donald Trump No More Questions, Let's Dance for 39 Minutes!!! Weird Close at PA Town Hall

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Donald Trump holding a town hall in Pennsylvania with 3 weeks to go before the election makes sense -- but spending more than half an hour swaying to music, instead of taking questions from voters ... well, that's a different story.

Maybe the former president's just feeling so confident about his chances in the crucial battleground state that he thought a dance party was more effective than addressing the crowd that gathered Monday evening in Oaks, PA -- but there he stood, dropping all of his meme-tastic moves.

For a mind-boggling 39 minutes, Trump grooved -- swayed, really -- to a weird playlist ... including "Ave Maria," "Time to Say Goodbye," "Hallelujah" and "Nothing Compares 2 U." Hardly upbeat disco hits.

Indian Festival Rampaging Elephant Batters Car, Bus in Crowd!!!

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An elephant went on a wild rampage, causing chaos on a busy road in India, attacking a car and a bus -- and creating one heck of an unexpected traffic jam as shocked onlookers caught the incident on camera.

As you can see, the elephant lost its cool during a local Dussehra procession in Ekma town, Bihar, on Saturday. It went completely ballistic, lifting a car off the ground and tossing it around with someone still inside.

The elephant continues smashing the car against the side of a nearby bus, repeatedly lifting and dropping the side of the car, as people on the bus desperately scramble out the door.

Real-Life Joker Why So Serious?!? Smashes Up Ex-Employer's Business

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Joaquin Phoenix isn't the only Joker on the streets these days ... a Brazilian man has taken inspiration from the crime thriller to wreak havoc on his former employer.

Check it out ... a man swings by a gas station where he used to work, and declares he's been driven insane by his termination. As you can see, the ex-employee is dressed as Batman's famed nemesis ... including green hair, white face paint, and a jarring red smile made from what appears to be lipstick.

The culprit then channels the comic book villain by smashing up the business in the name of revenge ... as his former colleagues hide inside.

Creepy Video Dog Appears To Morph Into Man!!!

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There's a mystery brewing down in Mexico, where surveillance footage appears to show a dog running down the street and morphing into a human!!!

Ya gotta see the video ... there's a creature running past someone's house -- an audible bark makes this seem like a dog -- and then as the critter gets a little farther down the road, the figure shapeshifts into a person.

This thing starts out low to the ground as it runs by the house, and then rises up into an upright position.

Florida Man Finally Agrees to Leave Boat ... Refused Multiple Times Leading Up to Hurricane

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A man in Florida who refused to leave his small boat multiple times in the past few days has finally agreed to evacuate before Hurricane Milton smashes into the coast ... despite previously telling cops in a viral video they would need to forcibly remove him.

The seafarer reportedly named Joseph Malinowski -- known affectionately as "Lieutenant Dan" on TikTok -- ignored multiple warnings from Tampa police to leave his vessel ... all while a Category 4 storm remains on track to smash into Florida's Gulf Coast.

A clip of Dan's interaction -- posted by TikToker "Tampa Terrence," who has been chronicling Lt. Dan in recent months -- shows the sea captain refusing a police officer's request to leave.

Cookie Monster Me Need Cookies ASAP ... Driver Dressed Like Character Seen Speeding

Cookie Monster needs to put the desserts down and pick up a driver's handbook ... 'cause a person dressed like the famous Muppet was caught speeding on camera in Germany.

Photos taken in the city of Dortmund by a roadside camera captured a person -- blue suit on and big googly eyes focused dead ahead on the road.

The sweet-toothed monster was reportedly going 60 mph in a 50 mph zone ... so, not the most egregious offense we've ever heard -- but, Elmo probably wouldn't be too happy about the recklessness.

Bigfoot Expert Yuck It Up, Cynics ... Something's Out There! And Pranks Encourage People to Ask Questions

Bigfoot is buzzing again after a TikTok went viral this week, with non-believers pointing and laughing ... but one Ph.D. expert on the subject tells TMZ the joke is on them.

Here's the deal ... on Thursday, an apparent Bigfoot made its TikTok debut ... recorded just chilling against a tree in a wooded area of Lawton, about 3 hours from Oklahoma City. It was quickly dismissed as an obvious fake -- but it also piqued some legit new interest!

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Dr. Jeffrey Meldrum, a professor of anatomy and anthropology at Idaho State University, tells TMZ Bigfoot finding such a popular foothold in pop culture is a double-edged sword … 'cause it does poke fun at those who truly are investigating its existence … but the silliness also encourages more people to ask questions.

Diddy 'Make Sure You're Lotion'd Up' ... Request At His House Party

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Diddy's got a club inside one of his Los Angeles homes and he had a strange request during a shindig after he won a big award ... telling the crowd to make sure they had lotion on.

TMZ obtained video from a party at Diddy's Holmby Hills home in June 2022, the night after he was presented with a BET Lifetime Achievement Award at the BET Awards, and Diddy grabs the mic and makes the bizarre lotion comment.

Diddy says ... "Ayo, everybody make sure your breath is fresh, make sure you're lotion'd up." He says people need to use mouthwash if they're smoking weed and encourages ladies to hit the dance floor even if their date doesn't want to dance.

Jacob Elordi Hanging With My GF's Parents ... Olivia Jade, Lori, Mossimo

Jacob Elordi looks super relaxed around Olivia Jade's famous folks ... doing push ups and hanging with the whole fam on a yacht.

The actor and his girlfriend are on a yacht vacation with her parents, Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli, and Jacob's keeping things loose around them.

At one point, Jacob got down and started doing push ups in front of everyone ... and they all seemed pretty impressed.

Chinese Poop Volcano Sewage Eruption Sends Poo Flying ... Splatters Cars, People!!!

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Poop rained down on cars and pedestrians on a busy street in China when sewage pipes carrying human waste exploded and sent doo-doo way up in the air ... in what's being dubbed a "poo-cano."

Raw footage out of the southern Guangxi region of China shows excrement exploding from a street under construction, rising into the air like a volcanic eruption.

Cars and pedestrians are passing by as the crap spouts over 30 feet high like Old Faithful ... and then gravity takes over and the discharge comes crashing down on everyone below.