Ozzy Osbourne BRITNEY, I'M SORRY ... But Just 1 Thing!!!

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MIX IT UP A LITTLE!!!
The Osbournes Podcast

Ozzy Osbourne is trying to make things right with Britney Spears after roasting her IG videos -- but he can’t resist tossing her a bit of dance advice.

The Black Sabbath rocker dropped his regret on Monday’s "The Osbournes Podcast" ... but still advised her to switch up her moves to make it less burdening to watch -- well, for him anyway.

Ozzy boldly vented, "It would be better if you didn't do the same f***ing dance every day. Change a few movements … I love Britney Spears, but it's the same dance every day!"

'Hawk Tuah' Girl Still Trademarking on That Thang!!! BBQ Sauce, Betting & More

Ya gotta hand it to Haliey Welch ... the Internet's "Hawk Tuah" girl keeps spitting up new ideas to build a merchandising empire, attaching her catchphrase to all sorts of products and, umm ... services.

According to new trademark filings filed by Haliey's company, and obtained by TMZ, the budding entrepreneur's eyeing a couple of new business ventures -- including a sports betting service, which she notably dubs, "Bet on That Thang."

It appears the betting service will also extend to other types of entertainment services and casino gaming. Haliey hasn't really shown herself to be much of a gambler on social media ... but she'd be wise to get some skin in the gaming/wagering industry.

French Olympic Diver LIGHT AS A FEATHER, STIFF AS A BOARD 💦 Olympics Bulge Bonanza!!!

A French diver is going viral at the 2024 Olympics -- not just for his aquatic skills, but for proving size might in fact matter ... but, so does the cut of your swim trunks.

Excitable fans went wild online over Jules Bouyer at the Paris games, sharing pics of the soaked springboard diver after one of his recent events -- mainly to highlight his bulge, which was making a big splash despite his teeny weeny swimsuit.

A key angle of Bouyer from the side gives fans an up-close and personal view of his junk in the trunk, which certainly thrilled international audiences. But this isn’t his first time he's made everyone go wild at the Olympics.

Tiffany Haddish Defends Herself After Backlash Over African Grocery Store

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GROCERY STORE SHOCK

Tiffany Haddish is facing some heat after visiting a grocery store in Africa and acting like it was the coolest thing ever ... which she clearly doesn't think she deserves.

The comedian/actress ventured out while visiting Zimbabwe -- where she made a stop at a local supermarket and recorded herself inside. While filming in the supermarket, Tiff expressed shock and amazement multiple times ... commenting on how beautiful and massive it was.

The implication here -- or at least how people took it -- was that TH couldn't believe how modern the grocery store was in an African country ... and the internet didn't take that well.

Selena Gomez I Only Do Botox!!! Hits Back at Plastic Surgery Speculation

Selena Gomez is setting the record straight on plastic surgery rumors she's faced over the years ... and is making it clear she's never gone under the knife, but she has been needled.

The singer issued her blunt admission on TikTok this weekend ... this after a physician assistant for a plastic surgeon, named Marissa Barrionuevo, shared side-by-side photos of SG on the app -- which showed how Selena's face has changed over the years.

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While the content creator noted SG's battle with lupus could've caused the star's appearance to change, Selena was still rattled ... weighing in on this in the comments.

'Hawk Tuah' Girl Haliey Welch Let's Plan My Future, Bill Maher ... Next Steps, Family Life

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Big Hollywood Dreams
Club Random With Bill Maher

Haliey Welch's fame has reverberated across generations it seems ... 'cause she sat down for an interview on Bill Maher's podcast -- and pulled the curtain back on the real Haliey.

The "Hawk Tuah" Girl joined Maher on his 'Club Random' podcast in an interview published Sunday ... and, like the name suggests, the talk got really random -- ranging from working in a spring factory to family to country music.

One thread tied the whole convo together ... with BM telling HW early on he wants to help her figure out where her career's going from here -- a pretty serious move from a guy more used to cracking jokes about hard-hitting political subjects.

Josh Hartnett Stalkers Pushed Me Out of Hollywood ... Details Scary Incidents

Josh Hartnett's diving into scary moments in his past ... revealing he left Hollywood because he was being stalked -- including by a man he says once arrived at his location with a gun.

The actor spoke with The Guardian via Zoom from his estate in Hampshire, England ... a sprawling countryside where he lives with his wife partly because living in L.A. started to feel too dangerous.

JH says it's not the only reason he left L.A. about 20 years ago ... but, it didn't help that people started showing up at his house.

Donald Trump Shooting Secret Service Didn't Communicate With Local Cops ... Didn't Speak Until Post-Shooting

Donald Trump's security details didn't communicate with other law enforcement in the lead-up to the attempt on his life ... this, according to another law enforcement org.

Beaver County SWAT team members assigned to protect the former president during his rally in Butler, Pennsylvania earlier this month sat down for an interview with ABC News airing Monday morning.

In a small clip shared on Good Morning America Sunday, eight members of the SWAT team say they had no contact with the Secret Service prior to the shooting ... and, no way to contact the former president's detail either.

Rapper Kyle No More Elevator Games For Me!!! Trapped for an Hour

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SWEET FREEDOM
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Rapper Kyle almost didn't make it to his show in Austin Thursday night ... as he and his friends found themselves in a sticky situation.

Check it out ... firefighters are seen helping a group of people climb out of a broken down elevator at the Soho House in Austin ... where Kyle was front and center with his crew for the RDCWorld event kicking off Dream Con.

Kyle, who's also known as SuperDuperKyle on YouTube, is led down from the elevator ... telling first responders he appreciates their help.

Kamala Harris Didn't Surprise 'Simpsons' Comic-Con Fans ... Old Clip Resurfaces

Kamala Harris didn't make a new video appearance at Comic-Con Saturday despite reports ... with sources telling TMZ it's an old, resurfaced clip.

According to reports  ... 'Simpsons' creator Matt Groening introduced Harris' clip -- saying it came from a super fan -- at the end of the show's panel Saturday.

VP Harris apparently then appeared in the clip ... quoting a popular "Treehouse of Horror" -- the name for "The Simpsons" Halloween specials -- episode from years ago which centered around the 1996 election between then-Prez Bill Clinton and Republican nominee Bob Dole.

Donald Trump One Last Election, Never Vote Again ... 'Have It Fixed So Good'

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Donald Trump says this election is the last people will have to vote in if they elect him ... drawing side-eye from tons online who think he's promoting dictatorship.

The former president took the stage in West Palm Beach, Florida last night to speak to a ton of his supporters ... many of whom were apparently Christians -- 'cause DJT took time to address them directly during his speech.

He implores members of the religion to get out and vote, just for this election if they don't want to in the future ... 'cause he says elections will just be a formality moving forward.

Channing Tatum Dance Moves Ain't Hollywood Magic ... 'Magic Mike Live' Performance!!!

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Channing Tatum's already finished off his 'Last Dance' as Magic Mike in last year's trilogy-completer ... but, every dancer loves an encore -- and CT just gave his in Las Vegas.

The actor took the SAHARA Las Vegas stage Friday night where "Magic Mike Lives" gets fans hot and bothered five days a week in Sin City ... joining the crew for their encore.

Check out the clip ... there are a ton of sweaty, shirtless men onstage -- having a heck of a good time, bouncing around and shaking it for the dudes and ladies in the crowd.

Phone Sex Line If Your Fantasy is Fantasy, We Got You ... Offers Cosplay Chats to Comic-Con Attendees

Comic-Con attendees looking for a little sexy time over the phone are in for a treat ... 'cause a phone sex line's offering to fulfill their fantasies -- even cosplay-related ones!

1-800-PHONESEX put out a new ad on their X account ... telling those heading to Comic-Con that ladies are happy to keep them company during the long weekend.

And, apparently just about any fantasy -- including "Dungeons & Dragons" fantasy, if that's your thing -- is on the table ... 'cause the company writes it's ready to fulfill all sorts of cosplay dreams.

Spencer's We've Got 'Hawk Tuah' Merch!!!

Spencer's is giving them that "Hawk Tuah" ... the store is spitting out new merchandise, featuring viral sensation Haliey Welch's famous catchphrase!!!

Reps for the retailer tell TMZ ... Spencer's new Hawk Tuah collection is hitting the shelves this weekend in stores and online Sunday... marking Haliey's first-ever exclusive brick-and-mortar merch.

TMZ has the first look at the collection ... and there are four different graphic tees with variations of Haliey's viral interview answer, "Gotta give 'em that hawk tuah and spit on that thang!!!"

'COCAINE SHARK' CREATOR Brazil's Real Life 'Jaws' On Blow ... Best Movie Promo Ever!!!

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SHARK ATTACK
TMZ.com

The people behind "Cocaine Shark" are totally amused by news of real-world sharks testing positive for coke, telling TMZ it's a case of life imitating art ... and art imitating life.

Filmmaker Bret McCormick says the bizarre news about some sharks in Brazil is great for him 'cause all those concerned about drug contamination in the waters will be curious to see if his film offers any solutions for a potential real-life crisis.

Translation: Bad PR for sharks is great publicity for him!

'80s Icon Angelyne Peacock Series Got My Panties in a Wad Buy 'Em to Pay for My🎥!!!

Angelyne's still trying to get a filmed version of her story out into the world -- now resorting to raising cash any way she can ... yeah, fans with an underwear fetish are gonna like this.

TMZ has learned the '80s icon -- who rose to fame with a series of memorable billboards in and around the L.A. area -- is selling her used panties on the popular selling site 32 Auctions ... putting her unmentionables on the market for anyone willing to pay for 'em.

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32 Auctions has 7 pairs of Angelyne's undies ... with starting bids at $375 a pop -- with a $750 "buy now" button for anyone who worries other creeps are ready to snatch up this NSFW memorabilia.