Killer Mom Susan Smith Denied Parole ... After Tearful Plea to Board

Killer mom Susan Smith will not taste freedom after her plea to a parole board was unanimously denied following an emotional hearing.

The controversial convict, who has spent nearly 30 years behind bars for the drowning of her sons, Michael and Alex, appeared before a parole board in South Carolina via a video call Wednesday ... tearfully begging those hearing her case to let her go free. Michael was 3 years old and Alex was 14 months old when Smith killed them.

As Smith relayed in her testimony ... she now knows what she did "was so horrible" and claims she'd "give anything to go back and change it."

Colin Farrell Irish Accent in 'Penguin' Costume Shocks Fans 'Won't Miss the F***in' Voice!!!'

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BREAKING CHARACTER
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Colin Farrell’s "The Penguin" transformation was so epic and convincing that a clip of him speaking in his native Irish accent while fully in character has left viewers speechless.

Take a listen for yourself… the actor was giving a speech after wrapping filming in a clip --now deleted by HBO -- to the crew off-camera, but his smooth Irish accent totally clashes with the villainous, Gotham-dwelling look he was rocking for the show, and the New York growl he uses in character.

The accent switch was so intense, it almost overshadowed Colin’s heartfelt message ...  "I have loved every minute of it even when I wasn't loving it. And, I just feel so grateful and humbled and blessed by being part of this collective."

TMZ TV HOT TAKE STAMOS TROLLED OVER BALD CAP ... Fair Or Foul?!?

John Stamos is being trolled for trying to stand in solidarity with a friend battling cancer ... and we react to it all on today's edition of TMZ TV Hot Take.

Check out the clip from "TMZ Live" ... Harvey and Charles explain why John wearing a bald cap and shaving comedian Dave Coulier's head amid chemo treatments is bringing out the social media trolls.

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BALD BROTHERS
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Frankly, we think John is doing a good thing here and Dave has come out and said he's on board ... so we gotta ask:

John Stamos Wearing A Bald Cap...

Check your local listings for when TMZ is on in your area or catch up on past episodes!

Colorado Cops Find Dildo In Car Suspect Gets Dinged ... Cops Get Dong'd

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UNEXPECTED FIND
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Cops in Colorado made a shocking discovery while searching a car during a traffic stop ... a used dildo!!!

Body cam footage from the Montrose Police Department shows the moment officers rummaging through a vehicle find a sex toy among a pile of mattresses, pillows and blankets ... and their reaction is hilarious.

In the video, obtained by TMZ, you see one of the cops toss the dildo to the side, then pick it up and show it to his fellow officers ... waving the sex toy around like a wand and laughing. One officer sticks the unit to the side of the car by its suction-cup.

Sabrina Carpenter Acts Out Oral Sex Move Mid-Show ... 'Have You Ever Tried This One'???

Sabrina Carpenter acted out an X-rated bedroom move that wouldn't make her "Juno" ... shocking fans in attendance at a recent concert.

Check it out ... the pop star hit the stage at the Kia Forum in Los Angeles Monday evening, where she performed her new hit, "Juno" -- a song about being so into someone, you want them to make you pregnant.

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New Position
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Typically, Sabrina treats fans to a sexy pose while performing the NSFW anthem ... normally shouting, "Have you ever tried this one?!" to the crowd.

Dax Shepard To Cynthia Erivo How Do You Wipe Your Butt With Those Nails?!?

"Wicked" star Cynthia Erivo is known for her super long talon nails, leading to this question from Dax Shepard ... what's it like wiping your butt with those things?!?

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Dax asked Cynthia straight up how she cleans herself after pooping during a funny exchange on Monday's episode of his "Armchair Expert" podcast.

Cynthia is annoyed by the question but she basically plays along and says she folds tissue paper and uses the pads of her fingers -- not the tips of her nails -- to wipe.

Kim Kardashian Who Needs a Boyfriend ... When I've Got a Tesla Robot!!!

Kim Kardashian has turned to technology for companionship ... the reality TV star has gotten her hands on her very own Tesla robot.

Check it out ... the SKIMS founder posted on X her interaction with her brand-new Optimus "personal assistant" robot, which Elon Musk introduced at his Tesla presentation last month.

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NEW ROBOT BUDDY

Kim seemed pretty smitten with the robotic companion, trying out a handful of the android's features in a new video.

Kristin Cavallari Friend Claims She Hooked Up w/ Jason Statham ... Wild End to Viral Trend

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SPILLING THE BEANS

Kristin Cavallari may have slept with a major movie star ... 'cause her friend shouted out she and Jason Statham hooked up in a viral video trend.

Here's the deal ... Kristin Cavallari and her longtime pal Justin Anderson participated in the "Suspect" trend on social media -- the video trend where friends yell out "Suspect is..." followed by brutally honest, often hilarious facts, about one another.

Kristin and Justin's is no different ... with the two trading barbs -- including one where Justin says "Suspect's hottest hookup that she's never told anyone about was with Jason Statham."

Zaire Wade Unbothered By D-Wade Statue Jokes ... Makes It More Popular!!!

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Dwyane Wade's son, Zaire, is calling on everyone to keep the jokes and memes coming about the Miami Heat legend's new statue ... telling TMZ Sports all the silly comments only make it that much more of a must-see attraction!!

We caught up with the future Hall of Famer's oldest out at LAX this week ... and asked him what the fam REALLY thinks of the team's permanent tribute to Dwyane outside the Kaseya Center -- especially after all the reactions it got on social media.

It turns out D-Wade wasn't lying when he said he loved it ... 'cause Zaire doubled down and said that's how they all feel about the honor.

Mormon Missionary Pounds Pupusas In El Salvador ... Dominates Eating Contest!!!

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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Move over, Joey Chestnut ... a new competitive eater has just burst onto the scene -- and it's none other than a Mormon missionary in Central America!!!

Check out some footage of a Pupusa chow-down contest in El Salvador ... the dude in a shirt and tie absolutely dominates locals!!

In a vid from the event, you can see the unidentified man put down the quesadilla-esque food in Chestnut-like fashion ... dipping each bite in some kind of liquid before shoving it down his throat.

EMU Vs. IU Indy Player Vomits All Over Court ... Game Delayed

A college basketball game was delayed several minutes on Thursday night ... because a player upchucked all over the floor!!

The gross scene unfolded just a few minutes into Eastern Michigan's matchup with IU Indy ... when Jalin Billingsley got so sick while trying to run back on defense, he vomited right on the hardwood.

Take a look at a replay from the game (only if, of course, you haven't had your breakfast yet!) -- Billingsley can be seen appearing to throw up while in a full sprint ... before he stops and hunches over.

TMZ TV HOT TAKE SECRET SERVICE AGENT SEX BUST ... At Obama's Hawaii Home!!!

Barack Obama's security deal is the subject of today's TMZ TV Hot Take ... and it sounds like things were getting hot and heavy at the former president's residence in Hawaii.

Check out the clip from "TMZ Live" ... Harvey and Charles explain how a Secret Service agent found himself in hot water after allegedly banging his girlfriend at the Obama's house while they were out of town.

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NOT SO SECRET ANYMORE...
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The good news, or so we think, for Michelle Obama ... the sex romp was limited to her bathroom ... at least her bed was spared.

Check your local listings for when TMZ is on in your area or catch up on past episodes!

Grizzly Insurance Scheme This Criminal Fraud Scheme Is Un-Bearable!!!

Four people got mauled by the criminal justice system ... after they dressed up in a bear costume and allegedly damaged several cars as part of a bizarre insurance fraud scheme in Southern California, authorities said.

Ruben Tamrazian, Ararat Chirkinian, Vahe Muradkhanyan and Alfiya Zuckerman were arrested Wednesday on charges of insurance fraud and conspiracy, but investigators didn't know which one sported the furry animal attire, according to the California Department of Insurance.

The L.A. area suspects are accused of scratching and tearing up 3 of their vehicles -- and filing bogus claims to insurance companies to collect a total of $141,839 in damages.

Whoopi Goldberg Likes to Be Eaten, Occasionally ... Raunchy Joke Shocks Sarah Haines on 'The View'

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Whoopi Goldberg's want fans to get a mouthful of her ... telling fans to dive right in and have a taste -- of a wheel of cheese bearing her face!

The comedian turned 69 on Wednesday ... and, in honor of her big day, Whoopi hosted a "Favorite Things" segment on "The View" alongside cohost Sara Haines -- much like the kind Oprah used to offer on her show.

In the clip, Whoopi takes the audience through a few of her favorite products ... olive oil, coffee pods, luggage and more -- before stepping up to a huge wheel of cheese with her likeness plastered on it.

Toy Scout Joel Magee Make 'Wicked' $$$ on X-Rated Doll Error

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GET 'EM WHILE YOU CAN!
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The Toy Scout, Joel Magee, is advising people against tossing out the "Wicked" toys incorrectly labeled with a porn link ... explaining owners could majorly cash in on the X-rated error.

The toy expert tells TMZ ... he's never seen a mistake like this on a toy before, especially involving a company as famous and as big as Mattel. In fact, he's baffled the proof team didn't catch such a glaring error, calling it a "heavy" misstep.

However, the mistake actually makes the toy even more valuable now ... with Joel encouraging owners to ignore Mattel's instructions on how to dispose of the NSFW packaging.

Ariana Grande No Good Deed Goes Unpunished ... Sparks Debate With 'Wicked' Lyric Call Out

Ariana Grande has left fans clamoring for answers after calling out one inaccurate "Wicked" lyric ... with some debating the pop star's stance on the song.

Here's what went down ... Wednesday, the "Wicked" movie uploaded to Instagram a snippet of Ariana's rendition of "Popular" in the musical movie ... slapping the lyrics over the first look of the scene.

However, the upload seemingly had one glaring error .... this according to Glinda, herself. In the comments on the Instagram post, Ariana chimed in and revealed the word "poise" in the lyric video should actually be "ploys."