Kendall, Gigi, Bella Wings Off, Pig Out!!!

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THIS IS HOW WE DO IT

Kendall Jenner, Gigi and Bella Hadid made themselves thoroughly hateable Wednesday night in Paris by scarfing down burgers and mac 'n' cheese.

It's what models do after a big event like the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show ... nourishing their starved bodies with the greasiest of food ... then washing it all down with margaritas.

In your pretty faces.

Kendall and Gigi Let the Lingerie Games Begin at Victoria's Secret Show

Kendall, Gigi, Adriana, Lily, Bella, Alessandra and co. are off and strutting for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show ... and it's got an awesomely dark and sexy twist this year.

Most of the models are sporting lingerie that seems way more S&M inspired for the Dark Angel theme -- and ain't a damn thing wrong with this dark side.

Lady Gaga, Bruno Mars and The Weeknd are performing -- and he got a big smile out of his supposed ex, Bella, during dress rehearsal. Who says breaking up is hard to do?

Mohamed & Yolanda Hadid We're Paris Bound to Watch Our Girls Slay for Victoria's Secret

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Mohamed and Yolanda Hadid are living every parent's dream -- off to Paris to watch their daughters flaunt their talents ... in lingerie.

Gigi and Bella Hadid's folks couldn't hide their smiles at LAX as they jetted off for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show ... where Bella's making her debut at the lingerie line's biggest event.

Mohamed and Yolanda aren't the least bit nervous for their little rookie.

As for the girls -- they jetted off Sunday aboard the GREATEST flight. Ever.

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PARTY PLANE

Adriana Lima Sweaty Secret Behind My Workout

Adriana Lima didn't get her model figure from walking runways, she worked her ass off -- although she's got plenty left.

The Victoria's Secret Angel was out in Miami Monday for a workout/photo shoot where she showed off her best positions in the gym. It's pretty impressive, except for one thing.

Click through the gallery ... all that sweat ain't really sweat.

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Terrorism Fears Kept Secret Secret

The 2016 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is more under wraps than the models, because show execs are extremely worried about a possible terrorist attack.

Officials for the show announced Monday the event will be held next month in Paris. Typically the announcement is made in the Spring, but we're told the honchos decided months ago they wanted Paris as the venue, but feared if word got out it would give terrorists time to plan an attack.

We're told show officials have been secretly working with French national security agencies to thwart possible plots.

The reason behind the fears ... in addition to the show being a high-profile event, it draws scores of big celebs, making it a possible target.

The specific venue is still under wraps.

Alessandra Ambrosio Making a Splash with Sofia Richie Look, But Don't Touch!

Alessandra Ambrosio's on an endless yacht vacation that just gets better and better ... courtesy of her smoking hot friends, including Sofia Richie.

Lionel's model daughter is hanging with Alessandra and co. off the coast of Ibiza. They've been going cray cray on vacay -- holding hands leaping into the water, dancing with each other ... and showering on deck. Lots of showering.

Important note -- Sofia's 17. For 30 more days.

Alessandra Ambrosio Don't Believe Your Lying Eyes ...

Give Alessandra Ambrosio's Malibu photo shoot a quick glance and you'd think she's giving her lady parts a breath of fresh air ... in public.

Now look closer. Yeah, sorry -- the Victoria's Secret model was mostly covered below the belt. As much as a thong can cover, anyway. The shoot was reportedly for a perfume ad.

We smell an optical illusion coming in this commercial.

Victoria's Secret Model Bottoms Up!

Vita Sidorkina's making one hell of a case for Victoria's Secret to keep its swimwear line.

The 22-year-old Russian model was one of several VS Angels flaunting their talents Tuesday in Miami Beach ... as the lingerie giant rolls out its swimwear line in time for summer.

VS reportedly is going to stop selling swimwear ... so enjoy 'em while you can.

VS Angel Izabel Goulart Try to Keep Your Eyes on the Ball

Izabel Goulart plays beach paddleball ... apparently.

The Brazilian Victoria's Secret Angel was the home team, playing on a beach in Rio. No idea what the final score was, but we're sure Izzy won.

We ALL won, really.

Miranda Kerr & Kourtney K. 1st Order of MILFs ... Now in Session

Miranda Kerr, Kourtney Kardashian, and Lily Aldridge convened the coolest/hottest version of a PTA meeting, and they did it ... in a bathroom.

Kourt, her supermodel friends and Paul Mitchell honcho Michaeline DeJoria all hung out somewhere in L.A. Thursday night for what they all deemed "Girls night" -- which apparently means ... selfies in the ladies' room!

Hmm ... think Justin Bieber's ears were ringing at all last night?

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Victoria's Secret Models Surf, Sand and Soakers!!

Victoria's Secret models went guns blazing in a bikini shoot in St. Bart's this Sunday.

Bikini clad models Behati Prinsloo, Martha Hunt, Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill brought their A-game and played a fun game of "let's be beautiful and get paid for it."

What's better than 4 Victoria Secret models on the beach? 4 Victoria Secret models wrestling on the beach.

Don't believe us - check it out!

Candice Swanepoel Still Killin' It ... Wet Bond Girl Edition

Talk about bang for your buck ... Victoria's Secret is still putting Candice Swanepoel through her paces on the beach in St. Barts -- thank God.

Candi's been shooting all week down there -- in a number of flexible poses -- and Tuesday she slipped into a wetsuit-ish thing. Not really sure what to call it, except freakin' hot.

Sign her up to be the next Bond girl ... guarantee Daniel Craig will reconsider quitting.

Candace Swanepoel Are These My Pants?

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Candice Swanepoel's ass refuses to be contained -- and we're all better off for it.

Swanepoel hit the beach in St. Barts for a bikini photo shoot over the weekend, and her swimwear got overshadowed by a simple pair of jeans. Yeah, we know it's most likely just for the camera, but watching her struggle to slip on the denim is still ... entertaining.

If her longtime boyfriend, male model Hermann Nicoli, hadn't popped the question last week -- he definitely would have after this.

Victoria's Secret Model Takes a Pounding ... In Heavy Surf

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WIPEOUT!
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Victoria's Secret model Josephine Skriver got smashed from behind when she underestimated the power of the ocean during a recent photo shoot in St. Barths.

The video is awesome from the very start -- Josephine rolling in the sand, ass in the air -- but gets even better when she decides to wash that sand out of her nether regions.

Watch, you won't be disappointed when the surf takes aim at Josephine. It's alright to laugh ... her tiny frame held up just fine.

At least she got the sand out.

Victoria's Secret Model Ronda Rousey Doesn't Have To Worry About Hits To The Face, But I Do!

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Being a badass fighter is part of Ronda Rousey's image, so a few hits to the face wouldn't ruin her burgeoning acting career ... so says the Victoria's Secret model who actually throws down in the ring too!

TMZ Sports caught up with Gracie Carvalho at the Renzo Gracie Academy in New York City ... where our photog asked her if Rousey -- who is fighting Saturday night in UFC 193 -- needs to be extra cautious about face shots, since Rousey has an acting career that's just getting started.

Carvalho -- who walked in the "Victoria's Secret Fashion Show" this week and fashions herself a Muay Thai fighter -- said Ronda can handle the punishment, but she can't.

As for the big fight with Holly Holm, Carvalho is picking Ronda ... shocker!

Make sure to check out UFC 193 -- Rousey Vs. Holm -- LIVE on PPV Saturday November 14th.

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'VS Fashion Show' Backstage With Smokin' Hot Models Craving Fatty Foods

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The models walking in the "Victoria's Secret Fashion Show" already have food on the brain ... and got a look at what they'll feast on when it ends.

Our photog caught up with some of the models backstage Tuesday in NYC before the big show ... and it's just as glorious as you'd think, complete with Behati Prinsloo dancing around in lingerie.

We asked the models about their cravings. Shanina Shaik and another model go for the usual suspects ... chocolate, ice cream and pizza. But it's worth noting, the food table right next to them was untouched.

You gotta watch for Magdalena Frackowiak, though. Chick was NOT down with food questions ... we're guessing she was just hangry.