Model Samantha Hoopes Up For The Gig Of A Lifetime ... And It's Not Playboy

There's good reason why Sports Illustrated model Samantha Hoopes has been hitting the juice bar with her tatas and booty on full display ... she's up for the biggest modeling job of her life.

Hoopes tells us she's up for the "Victoria's Secret Fashion Show" and she thinks juicing is the secret to being picked.

The S.I. model says she got the coveted call asking her to audition for the lingerie catwalk, a call only a couple hundred ladies get.

She's up against some tough competition -- Adriana, Alessandra and Behati to name a few -- but judging from her photos and recent juice bar runs ... Sam's got a fighting chance!

We are told she flew out for the casting in NYC on Friday ... no word if she's gotten the gig yet.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Costume Sparks Major Mom Envy

Alessandra Ambrosio doesn't stand a chance of winning a Halloween costume competition at her kid's school -- and you can see it all over the faces of the other moms.

Double A was decked out as Sexy Little Red Riding Hood when she picked up her daughter from school in Santa Monica, which lead to this amazingly perfect visual.

If you've ever imagined what women think when a smoking hot Victoria's Secret model cruises by ... here it is. Look closely, one of 'em is literally green (probably just her costume though).

Yep, it's all trick and NO treat when ya gotta compete with Alessandra.

Luckily, it's not a competition. Yeah, right!

Gigi Hadid Dreams Do Come True ... In My Undies

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Gigi Hadid is living her dream in nothing more than a pair of panties and a bra ... and the whole world gets to watch.

Castings for the "Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show" recently happened and -- no surprise -- Gigi made the cut ... something she says she's dreamed of since she was a little girl.

It's her dream and every man's on November 9th and 10th.

Lakers' Jordan Clarkson PDA with Chanel Iman ... Victoria's Secret Model

Might be a hot new couple in Hollywood ... 'cause last night Lakers stud Jordan Clarkson hit the clubs with Victoria's Secret model Chanel Iman -- and TMZ Sports has a shot of the two of them holding hands on the way out!

The 22-year-old NBA rising star was leaving DBA nightclub holding hands with the supermodel ... who has been featured in everything from Sports Illustrated to Vogue.

No word on how serious they are ... or if they're even an official couple ... but our sources who were there say last night, it sure seemed like there was some chemistry between the two.

BTW, this wouldn't be Chanel's first celebrity relationship -- she was engaged to rapper ASAP Rocky ... but they broke things off back in 2014.

Youngest Victoria's Secret Angel I'm Into Whips ... Celebrates Mega Deal With Sick Ride

Victoria's Secret newest and youngest Angel, Taylor Hill, is using her multi-million dollar deal to slip into something a little more comfortable ... a bangin' new Range Rover.

Our model sources say 19-year-old Hill -- who's been walking runways for 5 years -- wasted no time after recently signing her multi-million dollar VS deal, scooping up a $70k custom Black Edition Range Rover Evoque.

We're told the SUV doubled as a late birthday gift ... to herself.

In case you're wondering, the carpet doesn't match the drapes yet ... she's getting her brake calipers painted red to match her whip's red and black interior.

That should make her smize.

Gisele Hottest Retirement Party ... Ever!

Sad day for the fashion world, and an even sadder one for the guys-ogling-hot-chicks world -- Gisele Bundchen has walked her final runway ... at 34.

The modeling legend -- whose career earnings are reportedly near $400 million -- hit the catwalk for Colcci during São Paulo Fashion Week in her native Brazil. She's gonna keep working in the modeling biz, but says she's done strutting for pay.

Hubby Tom Brady, her parents and sister all sat front row for the show. Tom posted a disgustingly drippy love letter to his missus about her accomplishments and inspiration, and blah blah ... but best of all he ends it with, "I can't wait to see what's next. I love you. ?#‎GOAT?"

As long as we remember her in our hearts, she'll never really be gone. Plus, there's still old Victoria's Secret catalogs.

Adam Levine's Wife Gets Cheeky With Tommy Hilfiger

Tommy Hilfiger missed out on the best moment at his own store opening in Paris on Tuesday night ... the exposed backside of Victoria's Secret model Behati Prinsloo.

Prinsloo (who is married to Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine) was the unwitting victim of a gust of wind while walking the red carpet with Tommy and his wife, Dee.

Shout out to Dee ... who's also a smoke show, but prepped by wearing pants.

Wind blowing up the skirt of a hot woman -- proof there is a higher power.

Alessandra Ambrosio Is it Cool If I Bring The Kids To My TOPLESS Photoshoot?

Go play, kiddo ... mommy's wabos are out -- is what we imagine Alessandra Ambrosio shouted at some point during her topless photoshoot slash family outing.

The Victoria's Secret supermodel brought the girls out in Malibu Thursday. She also brought her fiance, her son, and her daughter too.

Of course, she still looked fine as hell, it's just ... her son walking into the shot does change the mood quite a bit.

Hint: Cover up the kid with your hand. Muuuch better.

We gotta ask ...

Is It Weird?

Victoria's Secret New Football Commercial Sucks (Update: Things Are Looking Up)

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11:49 AM PT -- Great news!!! A rep for Victoria's Secret tells us the company's official Super Bowl spot will be jam packed with scantily clad attractive people. This ad was just a teaser spot.

The final SB spot will be released Monday ... and as one person puts it ... "Trust me there is lingerie and more models in it."

And all is right with the world again.

See if you can figure out why this commercial for Victoria's Secret -- a company that specializes in lingerie and half-naked women -- is terrible.

As one person in the office puts it ... "You don't even get to see their hands."

#Fail.

Taylor Swift My Chest Is a Wonderland (Take That, John Mayer)

Even Taylor Swift's haters can't hate hate hate what she just unveiled at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show ... serious cleavage!

For once, there was nothing prudish about the 24-year-old's outfit on stage in London. Instead, she opted for some sexy lingerie, and a Wonderbra-like lift, during her performance at the show.

A Vicky's Secret rep tells us the nightie/bustier thingy clinging to Swift was custom built for her bod.

So, welcome to Whapperville, Taylor -- and check out all the V.S. Angels who shared the stage with her.

Ariana Grande I Can Make You Hot With My Chocolate

Ariana Grande is an Oval-teen heartthrob ... delivering piping hot chocolate to her freezing fans.

Grande is in London where she performed at Tuesday night's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Her fans are camped outside The Langham Hotel and it is COLD.

Ariana sent down the hot chocolate to warm the throngs ... and they got a signed cup for their support.

Bet Bette never did that.

Gisele Bundchen Adriana Lima Would Kick Her Ass ... Says Pro Boxer

Sure, she put a hurtin' on a heavy bag in that new Under Armour ad -- but how would Gisele do in a real fight with fellow supermodel pugilist Adriana Lima?? She'd get her perfectly sculpted ass kicked.

At least according to actual boxing champ Peter "Kid Chocolate" Quillin.

By now you've seen the Gisele ad -- and it's impressive -- but she can't hold a candle to Lima ... who's been boxing for years and even trained with Manny Pacquaio.

"Seeing [Lima] hit the pads, I expect her to do better in the ring than Gisele," Quillin says ... noting her form, her power and her precision.

"Hitting the pads is different than hitting the bag ... it's harder. You have to have more direction with the pads. But you really never know what kind of fight someone has until they step in the ring."

But Quillin says he was definitely impressed with Gisele too ... especially when it came to her physique.

"Her six pack was on point!"

Candice Swanepoel Blonde Perfection

Candice Swanepoel arrived at the Maxim Hot 100 party in Los Angeles last night ... and quickly reminded us why she's #1 this year. Good luck knocking this off the throne next year.

Bow down.

Alessandra Ambrosio Gets Sleigh'd on a Beach

'Tis the season to get your jollies ... and you can thank Victoria's Secret angel Alessandra Ambrosio, who stripped down to some red hot Rudolph-themed lingerie on a beach in L.A. yesterday.

Talk about our new favorite reindeer game.

Victoria's Secret Models Secret TWERK Session ... Caught On Video

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Victoria's Secret model Cara Delevingne is a HERO ... 'cause she just posted video of some of the VS supermodels TWERKING behind the scenes at the fashion show ... and it's awesome.

The Twerkers -- Doutzen Kroes and Joan Smalls.

Both women were hangin' out backstage in their robes, when they decided to start throwing their asses around ... while Cara sang the words to Major Lazer's hit, "Bubble Butt."

The footage was shot back in November, but Cara held it until the show aired on CBS last night.

It's ok ...we forgive you.