Victoria's Secret

Here's Victoria's Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio taking a bite out of an actual piece of edible pizza in L.A. yesterday ... and carefully contemplating whether or not to spit it out.

It's not the first time Alessandra cheated on her supermodel diet -- earlier this year, she was spotted chewing on a breadstick in an L.A. supermarket.

Also, in 2012, she was photographed taking a bite of chocolate cake ... and was spotted with an ice cream cone in 2009.

Glutton.

Today is Labor Day ... a time to honor the hard work and dedication of our labor force, and no one is workin' it harder than Alessandra Ambrosio -- and her perfectly sculpted ass.

It's a brawl of the Brazilian models!

Ana Beatriz Barros (31) strolled on the beach in Greece with a sexy striped bikini and wild sunglasses yesterday (left) -- while Alessandra Ambrosio (32) wore an even stripier bikini and even wilder sunglasses along side her (right).

Alessandra Ambrosio's bikini-clad stroll down a Greek beach was more than just awesome -- it also revealed why those Victoria's Secret Angels always look so smoking hot.

And yes, the answer is pretty obvious -- we're not rocket scientists.

Sure, Leo DiCaprio might look goofy on the tennis court ... but he doesn't care. Know why?

'Cause his tennis partner is Toni Garrn ... who happens to be a smokin' hot Victoria Secret model ... who Leo probably had sex with after the tennis match on Mallorca.

Advantage: Leo.

Always.

Forget Monday ... TODAY IS OFFICIALLY BUNDAY ... thanks to Victoria's Secret model Doutzen Kroes, who graced the world with her bikini-clad backside in Ibiza just hours ago.

Apparently, Doutzen's husband was there too. Yeah, we didn't care either.

A Massachusetts man has been arrested after allegedly threatening to fly to Los Angeles and kill former Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr.

Steven C. Swanson pled not guilty at his arraignment on Wednesday and a judge ordered he be committed for a psych evaluation. His bail was set at $8,000.

According to CapeCodOnline.com, Swanson allegedly called the L.A. County Sheriff's Dept. and announced his plan. He reportedly referred to her as his "soul mate."

The Sheriffs called local police, who arrested Swanson Wednesday at his home. Swanson told cops he was going to L.A. to rescue Kerr. They found several photographs of Kerr and a pellet gun in his home.

If Miranda Kerr could ditch that lucky bastard Orlando Bloom for some sweet lady love ... the super hot supermodel tells TMZ ... there's only ONE WOMAN that could satisfy her craving.

Kerr hit NYC Tuesday -- in a skin tight dress -- when we asked the most important question of her career: DOES SHE HAVE A GIRL CRUSH?

Turns out ... yes, yes she does.

BONUS -- Kerr's fantasy chick HAS been in a girl-girl relationship in the past.

While swimming near the shore in Miami, Victoria's Secret supermodel Candice Swanepoel's bikini was nearly swallowed up ... by her own amazing ass.

With her heavenly yellow bikini bottom fighting to stay afloat, the 24-year-old South African stunner soaked her gorgeous curves in the warm waters of South Beach this weekend.

Luckily no one drowned ... watching Candice come out of the water.

For once in her life, Victoria's Secret supermodel Adriana Lima did not look smokin' hot in lingerie ... because she was too busy looking smokin' hot in a bikini.

The gorgeous 31-year-old mother of two showcased her flawless golden mamacita curves by modeling a bunch of tiny sexy two-piece swimsuits for a photo shoot in St. Barts on Wednesday.

Need some motivation to risk your life scaling a building? Meet the Victoria's Secret model we found at a mall, and promptly dubbed ... Black Rapunzel! Watch, you'll understand.

Miranda Kerr suffered injuries to her neck and back during a car wreck in L.A. on Monday ... this according to the model's rep.

Kerr was sporting a neck brace -- which she tried to cover with a scarf -- as she walked around L.A. Tuesday night ... after someone reportedly smashed into her car on an L.A. freeway.

Kerr's rep told Australia's 9 News, "She is in a lot of pain, but really we are just glad it was not more serious."

Neither Kerr's son Flynn nor her husband Orlando Bloom were in the car at the time of the crash -- but the rep says, "[Orlando is] taking very good care of her. He’s an amazing husband."

There are reports the other driver involved in the wreck was arrested for DUI -- but so far, we are unable to confirm those reports.

Story developing ...

TGIF bitches ... here's a pic of Victoria's Secret Angel Doutzen Kroes basically getting completely naked in sunny St. Barts today. Absolutely nowhere near you.

For the good of all mankind, the gorgeous ladies did what they do best and poured all of their luscious golden lady bits into skimpy frilly lingerie -- and super high stiletto heels -- and struck some amazing poses.

Why it doesn't suck to be Adam Levine: Take a good look at his Victoria's Secret model girlfriend.

We sure as hell did.

Hate Instagram all you want -- but IT JUST BROUGHT YOU THIS PICTURE.

Victoria's Secret model Candice Swanepoel posted the photo on her account today, modeling a brand new bikini she got sent in the mail by a company called Frankies Bikinis.

Candice wrote, "Thank you @frankiesbikinis for the Gift!"

Yes, thank you Frankies. Thank you from the bottom of our hearts.