Victoria's Secret

Got a little sand on your perfectly-toned butt? No problem. Just ring that little bell and your loyal butt-washing attendant will be right over ... carrying a gleaming silver pail filled with Fiji water just to de-sand your perky cheeks.

Just one requirement: you must be Victoria's Secret Angel Candice Swanepoel ... who proudly showed off the ridiculous ass-splashing service she got during a recent photo shoot in St. Barths.

FYI -- we were joking about the Fiji part ... but La Toya wasn't.

Face it, supermodels like Alessandra Ambrosio are just like the rest of us -- because they buy toilet paper just like us, and maybe ... possibly even poop just like us! We know ... shocking.

Hold the phone -- here's 25-year-old Victoria's Secret model Maryna Linchuk squeezing her smoking hot lady bits into a skimpy pink bikini yesterday in Miami.

We hear it's snowing somewhere right now.

Brazilian bombshell Alessandra Ambrosio proved she's back in supermodel shape by showing of her flat stomach in L.A. on Monday ... four months after giving birth to her second child on May 7th.

The 31-year-old Victoria's Secret Angel has a lot in common with 32-year-old new mom Jessica Simpson ... as Alessandra had her baby just six days after Jess, who gave birth on May 1st.

The 27-year-old mother of one is very, very good for the environment.

Leonardo DiCaprio's latest supermodel girlfriend Erin Heatherton showed off her sexy curves in a glorious bikini in Miami this weekend.

The ridiculously hot 23-year-old Victoria's Secret Angel even attempted to cool things off by taking a dip in the pool.

Victoria's Secret supermodel Candice Swanepoel is used to walking around in her underwear ... and basically did that by wearing a ridiculously sexy mismatched tiny two piece swimsuit in Miami Beach on Wednesday.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's that time of year ... when Leonardo DiCaprio trots out his super-hot bikini-clad supermodel girlfriend and reminds you that it does not suck to be him.

This time, Leo was out in Hawaii with his 23-year-old Victoria's Secret model plaything Erin Heatherton (33-24½-34).

Leo's pal Tobey Maguire was also hanging out on the beach.

Just to remind you -- before Erin, Leo was romantically linked to Gisele, Bar Refaeli, model Kristen Zang, model Emma Miller, Blake Lively and probably more hot chicks we've never even heard about.

Victoria's Secret angel Doutzen Kroes showed off her maternal instincts today in Miami -- slipping into a tiny pink bikini ... and chasing her 1-year-old around the beach.

Victoria's Secret model Doutzen Kroes in Miami Beach yesterday -- aka why God invented bikinis.

Game over.

Victoria's Secret supermodels Lindsay Ellingson, Chanel Iman, Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima got into the holiday spirit at an event in NYC this week.

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