Vacations

Amy Schumer and her new hubby are enjoying some love, Italian style during their honeymoon ... or so you'd guess based on the shots of them taking a smoke break.

Chris Fischer and Amy are honeymooning in Venice, and stepped out onto their balcony at the posh Gritti Palace. The grins on their faces, the ciggy, and Amy's super cozy robe scream ... mission accomplished on the marriage consummation front!

The happy couple later retreated to separate balconies, but not because they need space from each other. Amy posed from one balcony while Chris stood on the other, snapping shots of his blushing bride holding white flowers. Amy even ditched her robe for her photo shoot.

As we reported ... Amy and Chris secretly got married last month in front of an intimate, but super famous gathering that included Jennifer Aniston, Larry David and David Spade.

That's amore!

Coco took her 2-year-old daughter to the wildest daycare in the Bahamas ... where she was surrounded by sharks!!!

Coco, Chanel Nicole and papa Ice-T are on vacay, and Mom decided to go swimming with nurse sharks. No biggie, lots of tourists do it, but she also brought Chanel for the adventure. Coco acknowledged the danger, saying ... "I know what your thinking..I watched that tv show, 'when wild animals go wild' too but these guys acted like dogs."

Everything turned out fine. No shark attacks, and you can see Chanel didn't cry a bit.

Ne-Yo's face is probably hurting this morning ... all that smiling has surely taken its toll.

The singer took his fam bam to Disney's California Adventure on Tuesday ... and the bunch couldn't look happier. Ne-Yo was all smiles as he and the kiddos -- Mason Evan and Madilyn Grace -- hit up Mater's Junkyard Jamboree (trust us, not just a kid's ride).

His wife, Crystal Smith, also looked like she was having a ball ... and, btw, looking very pregnant.

Lake Havasu is relishing in the free press from Sunday night's Oscars telecast, not only because it put the town on the map, but because the plug will save the city tons of cash on advertising in the future.

A rep from the Lake Havasu Visitor Center tells us they didn't take host Jimmy Kimmel's shout as a diss. Some thought Kimmel was poking fun at the Arizona Spring Break-friendly community by offering a free trip and a stay at the local Days Inn to whoever kept their Oscars speech the shortest.

But the LHVC says they have a sense of humor and see the silver lining since it was some free prime time advertising. The city even extended an all-expenses paid trip to the shortest speech winner, Mark Bridges, who won for Best Costume Design and got to go home with a jet ski.

Heather Locklear's daughter has gotten out of dodge after her mom's arrest ... and we're told she's very upset.

Ava took off for the Big Island of Hawaii Wednesday night with her dad, Richie Sambora. The 2 are extremely tight, and he's been very concerned about the impact his ex-wife's arrest has had on their child.

20-year-old Ava is currently a student at Loyola Marymount University in L.A. but spends a fair amount of time with Richie ... not as much time with Heather, we're told.

One source connected with the family tells TMZ, "This trip couldn't have come soon enough." They had planned to go to Hawaii, but the drama surrounding Heather's felony domestic violence arrest made the trip "imperative."

We're told Ava is "concerned and sad" over her mom's mental state.

Nick Jonas' hot Australian mystery chick is a mystery no more -- and she's not just a smoke show, she's a smart one.

TMZ has learned her name is Annalisa Azaredo, and she lives in Sydney ... where Nick's currently on vacay with his brother, Joe. She's the epitome of beauty AND brains, too, having studied biomedical sciences at the University of Melbourne.

Annalisa's well-balanced though -- she knows how to have a good time, as you can see in the pics.

We broke the story ... Nick and Annalisa had a pretty hot date, spending the entire day together, despite her having a bloody cycling accident. Good thing they toughed it out .. the date ended with a bang.

What's better than Marshawn Lynch and Gary Barnidge teaming up to explore Europe together??

Bringing L.A. Rams star Marcus Peters along for the fun, too!!

Beast Mode and the ex-Browns Pro Bowler are heading to Portugal for the 6th annual American Football Without Barriers camp next week to spread their football knowledge to the local fans.

TMZ Sports spoke with Barnidge ... who says AFWB will spend time in Algarve and Lisbon, with the Algarve Sharks of the Liga Portuguesa de Futebol Americano hosting the camp.

Hall of Famer Andre Reed, DeAngelo Williams and many other pros are also slated to make the trip ... so expect even more hilarious content during their downtime like when the guys rode camels in Egypt and went ice swimming in Finland!!

Barnidge says there will be more adventures this year ... but he's not giving away ALL of the surprises just yet!

We also spoke with G.B. about returning to the field in 2018 after sitting out last season ... as well as Johnny Manziel's efforts to get back in the league.

Nick and Joe Jonas are a couple of ball busters ... at least when they're Down Under.

The bros tried their hand at lawn bowling during their vacation in Sydney, Australia. The game looks like tons of fun. The object -- deliver your bowl as close as possible to the "jack" (or the white ball).

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are answering Bob Marley's eternal question ... yes, this is definitely love.

Justin and Selena's PDA at Jeremy Bieber and Chelsey Rebelo's Jamaican wedding rose to epic levels, as you can tell from these shots of them hanging poolside this week ... after the ceremony.

It wasn't only a tropical makeout session -- JB seemed to be having a blast imitating the Old Spice guy to a tee -- hands on hips, chest out ... and swan dive into the pool.

As we reported ... the young couple has been practically inseparable since arriving for the wedding Monday in the hills of Montego Bay.

Selena and the Biebs are back stateside as of Thursday, but they've gotta look back on the trip fondly.

Wladimir Klitschko showed off his softer side on a Valentine's Day beach date with Hayden Panettiere in Barbados ... going full Dad-mode so Mom could catch some rays.

The former heavyweight champ spent the day pallin' around with his 3-year-old daughter, Kaya, at Sandy Lane Resort's private beach -- gently, of course.

But, don't get it twisted -- Wlad's still putting dad bods to shame at age 41. The recently retired boxer looked like Michael frickin' Phelps when he hit the water for some snorkeling.

Meanwhile, the "Nashville" star got to lounge on the shore and catch up on some reading ... but never broke out the bikini (sorry, guys).

Of course, the happy couple had to sneak in a makeout sesh to celebrate the holiday.

Get it, Wlad!!

Susan Lucci's still making daytime look hot ... she's just doing it on the beach in Barbados now, instead of TV.

The "All My Children" legend was lounging in a red one-piece that proves she's still ready to play soap opera sex kitten Erica Kane ... someone just say the word.

Susan's having a Valentine's getaway with her husband, Helmut Huber ... who she's been with for 48 years! (Suck it, Erica with your 11 marriages).

Chris Hemsworth must've gotten his fill from an adventure Down Under, 'cause he and his fam looked ready to get back to more urban Australian life.

Chris, his wife Elsa, and their 3 kids were spotted boarding a plane out of Adelaide after spending a couple jam-packed days in the area hanging with all kinds of wildlife. They live in Byron Bay, about 1,200 miles away on the east coast of Australia.

While they were in the south, the Hemsworth squad hit up Kangaroo Island and Seal Bay during their South Australia escapade -- coming across the likes of koalas, snakes, sea lions and dolphins along the way.

True to form ... Chris was seen taking the reigns on a lot of this stuff, literally. From snakes to fishing rods, the Aussie appeared to have a handle on things during the vacay.

James Franco's dealing with a friendlier wave in Hollywood these days -- not a backlash from Oscar voters ... just the kind under his surfboard.

The 'Disaster Artist' star caught some waves Monday with his girlfriend, Isabel Pakzad, in Venice. James was hanging ten on the same day this year's Oscar nominees posed for their group photo.

James showed zero signs of FOMO.

James, of course, won a Golden Globe and a Critics' Choice Award for Best Actor, but got the cold shoulder from the Motion Picture Academy amid multiple accusations of sexual misconduct.

Sean McVay had a GREAT first season with the Rams.

He's having an even better off-season.

The 32-year-old wonder coach flew to Hawaii for a little R&R with his insanely smokin' hot girlfriend Veronika Khomyn ... and the vacation photos are excellent.

Seems the two are just blowing off some steam in Maui after a long NFL season -- and it's well deserved. McVay led the Rams to an 11-5 record, 1st in the NFC West.

As for Veronika ... she's 28, she's from Ukraine and she met McVay when he was just a lowly tight end coach for the Washington Redskins back in the day.

Good move ... on both their parts!

Kourtney Kardashian's got a contest for you-- try to find the chips and guac in this photo! We'll give you some time.

Kourt's down in Punta de Mita, Mexico vacationing with her bf, Younes Bendjima ... who we applaud for most likely snapping this shot. The mother of 3 is rocking her best barely-there bikini. It is hump day, after all.

She captioned it, "Guac is extra." We guarantee Younes will pay.

Not to start an international incident, but ... who'd ya rather: Mexico Kourtney or France Kourtney?

Your move, Kim!

Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk hit the beach with their 10-month-old daughter, and while they were laser-focused on her ... Bradley's clearly got his eyes on another prize, too.

The couple hit up L.A.'s Sunset Beach Tuesday to play in the sand with Lea de Seine. Of course, she was adorable in all-white and floppy hat. She also had some fun with dad's man bun. Ya can't knock her for that.

Bradley was wearing the same thing he'll probably be wearing for the next 11 days -- a Philadelphia Eagles shirt. The diehard Philly fan's clearly loving fatherhood as much as his team's run to the Super Bowl.