Vacations

Oprah Winfrey loved gabbing with us about her super fab yacht vacay, but took a code of silence when it came to saying 2 names ... Barack and Michelle Obama.

We got O in D.C. Wednesday night, and asked her about her Tahiti trip with, not only the ex-POTUS and FLOTUS, but Tom Hanks and Bruce Springsteen. She gushed about the yacht itself, she's a frequent floater, and explained how they all ended up there together.

But watch what happens when she runs down the guest list. Interesting, especially because we've all seen pics of the Obamas on deck.

C'mon, O! Who are we gonna tell?

Eva Longoria does the opposite of take it easy on a Hawaiian vacation ... she prefers screaming "Geronimo" from the highest cliff!!!

Eva's on vacation, island hopping with hubby Jose Baston, where she was very clearly in full activity mode ... jumping in waterfalls in Oahu one day, then jumping on a paddleboard in Maui on another.

She did sneak in a kiss or 2 along the way, but you can tell paddling was still at the forefront of her mind.

Bill O'Reilly had what turned out to be an 11th hour meeting with Pope Francis -- but even shaking hands with His Holiness wasn't enough to spare his gig at FOX News.

Bill was in St. Peter's Square Wednesday morning -- he'd been on vacation -- when he got an audience with the Pontiff. Just a quick meet and greet really ... handshake, exchange of salutations.

But put yourself in Bill's shoes at the time -- wouldn't ya have to ask for a prayer or two?

As we reported ... FOX News announced O'Reilly would not return to the network after about 70 advertisers pulled out amid allegations of sexual harassment against him.

Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod didn't pick just any luxury villa in the Dominican Republic to get cozy -- no, they picked one just down the road from Marc Anthony. Ballsy?

The couple's currently staying in an oceanside villa at Casa de Campo -- an exclusive gated community J Lo's ex-husband, Marc, also calls home. He owns a crib down there, but J Lo and Alex are just there ahead of her DR concert.

The 6 bedroom property sits on the beach with sweet Caribbean views, and the interior ain't too shabby either. We're told it normally goes for $10k/night, and it's easy to see why. They looked pretty chill on the covered patio over the weekend.

As we reported, J Lo and Marc rehearsed together while A-Rod watched, and everyone's so cool with the sitch ... we're told A-Rod's "very interested" in buying in the community.

Miles Teller and longtime GF, Keleigh Sperry, didn't have to worry about sinking or swimming as they hit the surf in Hawaii like a normal couple enjoying a romantic vacation.

The two coasted on a pair of floaties Monday in the blue Pacific ... not that they needed them because the water looked pretty shallow. Only thing missing -- a cold one in their hands.

Sam Hunt and his new wife, Hannah Lee Fowler, are doing that thing newlyweds do -- heading out for their honeymoon, and looks like she's getting a long one.

The Hunts were at Atlanta's Hartsfield-Jackson airport Monday with two giant suitcases, so we're guessing they've got more than a week planned. They were both sporting their rings, but no clear shot of Hannah's. Let's be honest ... no one cares what the guy's looks like.

No word where they're headed, but we're sure it'll be sickeningly beautiful wherever they land.

They got hitched Saturday in a small wedding, in celebdom anyway, only about 150 of their closest friends and family attended.

Britney Spears' tan in Kauai is lookin' like the rest of her body ... red hot and damn fine!

Brit's currently on break from her Las Vegas show, which involves a lot of dancing. She does a ton of yoga too and all that hard work is speaking for itself.

We'd say she blended in with the other vacationers, but truth is, that bod is anything but undercover. Especially from behind.

How do golfers do Spring Break? They golf.

Rickie Fowler and Jordan Spieth linked up with fellow golf pros Smylie Kaufman and Justin Thomas for a guys trip to the Bahamas ... where they let loose, popped some beers and swung away.

The guys looked like they're having a blast ... but even though they APPEARED to be goofing around on the golf course, you KNOW things eventually got competitive.

Britney Spears is Spring Breakin' in Hawaii and the 35-year-old mom of 2 is as ripped as any college chick out there.

On the heels of announcing her "Piece of Me" residency in Vegas will end in December ... Brit hit the beach on Kauai in a white kinda see-through bikini, and literally frolicked in the surf and sand.

She appeared to be doing some ab exercises while she was out there. It's clearly paying off.

Madonna's daughter, Lourdes Leon, gave new meaning to the phrase ... suns out, buns out when she hit South Beach ... with her appetite.

Madge's 20-year-old not-so-baby girl slipped into a bikini -- showing off what her mama gave her -- and also made sure to take a food break.

Lourdes absolutely inhaled a sandwich out on the beach. See, don't worry Mom ... she's eating.

And looking very healthy.

Rob Gronkowski had a nice quiet weekend in Vegas ... ripping off his shirt and raging with WWE superstar Mojo Rawley while bikini chicks sprayed 'em with champagne ... and we have the video.

Speaker of the House Paul Ryan is on a 2-week break from his gig in D.C. ... and he kicked off the vacay at Universal Studios in Hollywood on Sunday.

Check out the video ... Ryan's strolling the grounds in a cerulean blue shirt. It looks like he's with his wife, and if she's there we're guessing so are their kids.

One of the visitors says he was at Ollivanders, where Harry Potter got his magic wand.

Wonder if he's trying to cast a spell.

Billie Lourd is making big TV deals at the same time she macks it up with Taylor Lautner.

Carrie Fisher's daughter just snagged a role on "American Horror Story," which begins shooting in June. The theme is the 2016 Presidential election.

The 24-year-old is perfect to play Chelsea ... we're just sayin'.

Bella Hadid's got champagne problems ... as in, someone get this woman a refill.

Bella and a few friends showed off their rocking bikini bods while sipping mimosas and enjoying a sunny day in Cabo San Lucas on Monday.

Tanning + cocktails + ciggies = perfect day in Mexico for Bella.

Instagram hottie Jen Selter took her famous ASSets on a beach vacation, and it looks like she took a new bf too ... Big Time Rush singer James Maslow.

Selter and Maslow were down in Tulum, Mexico over the weekend. She's renowned on social media for her butt ... but James is pretty easy on the eyes too.

No word if they're actually dating, but check out the pics -- they seem, at the least, very friendly.

Maslow actually performed at the Maxim Spring party, so it might have started as a work trip -- but based on these pics he's mixing in plenty of pleasure too.

We know this ... "WAGS" star Nicole Williams and her hot model girlfriends won't come home with many tan lines -- her bachelorette party is tops optional.

Nicole, who's marrying ex-NFL star Larry English, is over in Hawaii with her crew (including Natalie Halcro and Olivia Pierson) and when they took to the high seas Thursday ... some bikini tops dropped.

Models Shanina Shaik, Angelica Lee and Sharina Gutierrez and many more are on hand.