Rickie Fowler & Jordan Speith SPRING BREAK, BRO! ... Topless Beach Golf!

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How do golfers do Spring Break? They golf.

Rickie Fowler and Jordan Spieth linked up with fellow golf pros Smylie Kaufman and Justin Thomas for a guys trip to the Bahamas ... where they let loose, popped some beers and swung away.

The guys looked like they're having a blast ... but even though they APPEARED to be goofing around on the golf course, you KNOW things eventually got competitive.

Just one question ... when you're in your 20s, have millions of dollars and golf for a living ... isn't every day like Spring Break???

Britney Spears Bod is Shredded For Beach Play in Hawaii

Britney Spears is Spring Breakin' in Hawaii and the 35-year-old mom of 2 is as ripped as any college chick out there.

On the heels of announcing her "Piece of Me" residency in Vegas will end in December ... Brit hit the beach on Kauai in a white kinda see-through bikini, and literally frolicked in the surf and sand.

She appeared to be doing some ab exercises while she was out there. It's clearly paying off.

As they say ... always leave 'em wanting more. This oughta do it.

Madonna's Daughter Today's Beach Menu ... Cakes & Sandwiches

Madonna's daughter, Lourdes Leon, gave new meaning to the phrase ... suns out, buns out when she hit South Beach ... with her appetite.

Madge's 20-year-old not-so-baby girl slipped into a bikini -- showing off what her mama gave her -- and also made sure to take a food break.

Lourdes absolutely inhaled a sandwich out on the beach. See, don't worry Mom ... she's eating.

And looking very healthy.

Rob Gronkowski Hot Chicks + Champagne Shower ... Vegas Topless Turn Up

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Rob Gronkowski had a nice quiet weekend in Vegas ... ripping off his shirt and raging with WWE superstar Mojo Rawley while bikini chicks sprayed 'em with champagne ... and we have the video.

Speaker Paul Ryan Easter Pilgrimage to Universal Studios

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Speaker of the House Paul Ryan is on a 2-week break from his gig in D.C. ... and he kicked off the vacay at Universal Studios in Hollywood on Sunday.

Check out the video ... Ryan's strolling the grounds in a cerulean blue shirt. It looks like he's with his wife, and if she's there we're guessing so are their kids.

One of the visitors says he was at Ollivanders, where Harry Potter got his magic wand.

Wonder if he's trying to cast a spell.

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Billie Lourd Snags 'American Horror Story' And Taylor Lautner!!!

Billie Lourd is making big TV deals at the same time she macks it up with Taylor Lautner.

Carrie Fisher's daughter just snagged a role on "American Horror Story," which begins shooting in June. The theme is the 2016 Presidential election.

The 24-year-old is perfect to play Chelsea ... we're just sayin'.

As for Taylor ... they clearly sealed that deal.

Bella Hadid Hot in Cabo ... More Mimosas Please!!

Bella Hadid's got champagne problems ... as in, someone get this woman a refill.

Bella and a few friends showed off their rocking bikini bods while sipping mimosas and enjoying a sunny day in Cabo San Lucas on Monday.

Tanning + cocktails + ciggies = perfect day in Mexico for Bella.

Someone's single and loving it.

Jen Selter Big Time Rush Singer Loves Mi Culo in Mexico!

Instagram hottie Jen Selter took her famous ASSets on a beach vacation, and it looks like she took a new bf too ... Big Time Rush singer James Maslow.

Selter and Maslow were down in Tulum, Mexico over the weekend. She's renowned on social media for her butt ... but James is pretty easy on the eyes too.

No word if they're actually dating, but check out the pics -- they seem, at the least, very friendly.

Maslow actually performed at the Maxim Spring party, so it might have started as a work trip -- but based on these pics he's mixing in plenty of pleasure too.

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'WAGS' Bachelorette My Girls and I Party T-O-P-L-E-S-S

We know this ... "WAGS" star Nicole Williams and her hot model girlfriends won't come home with many tan lines -- her bachelorette party is tops optional.

Nicole, who's marrying ex-NFL star Larry English, is over in Hawaii with her crew (including Natalie Halcro and Olivia Pierson) and when they took to the high seas Thursday ... some bikini tops dropped.

Models Shanina Shaik, Angelica Lee and Sharina Gutierrez and many more are on hand.

Don't forget the SPF, ladies!

Dave Grohl Sick Burn, Bro

SPF is pretty. SPF is good.

Dave Grohl soaked up a little too much sun this week during a canoe excursion in Hawaii.

The silver lining? That necklace suntan outline is gonna be epic!

Here's a Foo Fighters video ... Happy Thursday.

Usher Topless & Hairless ... In Mexico

Here's Usher lookin' smooth in Mexico ... without a single hair on his body!

The singer/Cleveland Cavs minority owner hit the beach with his wife, Grace Miguel, in an ultra-exclusive private estate resort in Costa Careyes ... on the south coast of Jalisco.

Not bad for a Wednesday.

Orlando Bloom His New Cliff-hanger

Orlando Bloom's leaving us in suspense with a new cliff-hanger ... by jumping off a cliff.

Orlando's in St. Barts with Kristy Hinze and her billionaire husband James Clark -- been there since Friday, actually -- and he's getting over Katy Perry in exhilarating fashion.

Geronimo.

Emily Ratajkowski Blurred (Tan) Lines

Emily Ratajkowski left little to the imagination while lying out on the beach in Mexico.

Baking her buns, Emily looked like she might've opted for nude beach attire ... it's just a really tiny thong.

She's staying cool with cervezas, but that ass is in danger of a burn.

Donald Trump Jr. 5-Year-Old Son Tristan Breaks Leg on Ski Slopes

Donald Trump Jr.'s son, Tristan, was taken to a hospital Sunday after breaking his leg in Aspen ... TMZ has learned.

We're told Secret Service accompanied the 5-year-old to the ER after he fractured his leg on the ski slopes.

Tristan was skiing with his family and Ivanka's family in Aspen over the weekend.

Justin Bieber Does This Thing Go Any Faster?

Justin Bieber was so totally unimpressed by something called "the world's most exciting jet boat ride" -- and it was written all over his face.

The Biebs had Monday off from his tour and hopped on a Shotover Jet in Queenstown, New Zealand. The high-speed boat hits 50 mph while careening and doing 360 turns. If that sounds like it'd be tons of fun ... it probably is, unless you're Justin.

Occupational hazard for a guy who drives exotic sports cars, we guess.

JB rented out the entire boat for himself and his 2 pals, so at least he was bored in private.

Barack Obama All the Right Moves

President Obama followed an inspirational and historical calling -- Go West, young man!!! -- by fleeing the blizzard for sunny Hawaii.

The former prez was puttin' around in Oahu ... his home turf.

Obama cares, but he also knows how to chill.

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