Vacations

Scott Disick has a revolving door policy when it comes to models hanging poolside ... but one thing they're all down to do is show off their asses.

Scott cozied up to a blonde Tuesday at the Setai Hotel, the day after he was chilling in exact same spot with a different woman.

We broke the story ... Scott's fling with model J Lynne was temporary -- as in 24 hours. With his one-and-done policy in place ... expect to see a new face butt next to him tomorrow.

Former Prez Obama lost his title, but his swag is fully intact ... which is obvious from these pics we got of him still kicking it in the Caribbean.

Barack and Michelle were spotted Tuesday on one of the British Virgin Islands with their pal, Sir Richard Branson. The former First Couple touched down on Branson's nearby Necker Island just over a week ago.

Nothing about them seems like they're in a hurry to get back to the States and the chaos that's erupted since Prez Trump enacted the "Muslim ban."

Scott Disick got a better vacay offer than hanging with Kourtney and the rest of the Kardashians -- and we got some awesome shots of said better offer.

Scott popped up in Miami on Monday with a very young looking hot chick ... on the beach and in the pool at the Setai Hotel. She's cheeky, for sure.

Just a couple days ago, Scott was chilling in Costa Rica with Kourtney and their kids. He even proudly posted a pic.

But obviously, there's only so long Disick can hang in that situation -- before returning to his natural habitat.

The Lord is back ... on the prowl.

Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner and Kourtney Kardashian had to haul extra luggage to the airport ... and appeared to handle it all on their own.

Kim had 2 handfuls with North and Saint, Kourtney lugged Reign ... and even Kylie was on (step)mom duty with Tyga's son, King Cairo. The fam was loading up for the return flight from Costa Rica. Looks like Khloe and Kris dodged kiddie duties.

There's no debating how adorable the kids are, but Kim's choice in footwear?

Selena Gomez and The Weeknd are trying their best to not look like international superstars while touring Italy -- but they're failing miserably.

The new couple's sporting hoodies, shades, overcoats -- attempting to avoid cameras -- while cruising around Venice by foot and boat. This tour comes a couple days after they took in a couple museums in Florence.

The Kardashians started off their Costa Rica trip in style ... hopping on Dan Bilzerian's infamous party plane for the ride there.

We're told the Kardashians rented out Dan's 16-seat Gulfstream G4SP to take them to the tropical country. The plane has certainly had its share of hot babes roaming the aisle.

The trip wasn't cheap -- $120,000 round trip.

Hangers-on not included.

Selena Gomez dating the The Weeknd is even a big deal over in Italy.

The couple popped up Friday in Florence where they took in the local art at the famed Uffizi Gallery Museum. We're told there were about 20 people waiting to get in who were pushed aside so Selena and her beau could get out. There was at least one bodyguard with them.

Seems like things are getting serious, our source says they even kissed in public ... as they were boarding an employee elevator to make their exit.

It's interesting ... Selena's BFF, Taylor Swift, jetted off to Italy with Tom Hiddleston when they first started dating, and we know how that ended.

Barack and Michelle Obama flew from Washington D.C. to Palm Springs for a grand total of 3 days before jumping on a private jet and going back from where they came and then some ... so the question, was that the plan or was Palm Springs a washout?

Fact is ... it was raining like hell all weekend. It was also super cold for SoCal. Obama got in one round of golf and that's about it, before they boarded Sir Richard Branson's private jet and took off for the Caribbean.

On the surface it looks like the Obamas bailed because of crappy weather. But we found out their departure date was set even before the former prez left Washington D.C. We're told Palm Springs airport officials had conversations with the Secret Service about leaving on Monday, days before Branson's jet landed in the desert.

It's possible the Obamas made the decision to bail before leaving D.C. because they saw the weather report, but if that were the case why go to Palm Springs at all ... just beeline it for sunny Necker Island.

And there's this ... Sasha and Malia, who were staying in D.C. when their parents left for Palm Springs, took Branson's jet Saturday from Maryland to Palm Springs. We're assuming the girls went to the Caribbean with their parents, but we haven't see pics ... so far.

Iggy Azalea has moved on from French Montana.

The new guy's name is Ljay Currie and he's a music producer. The two got super touchy Sunday on a boat anchored off the coast of Cabo San Lucas.

Barack and Michelle Obama had good friends waiting to join them for their last ride in the lap of Air Force One-ish luxury.

Obama's ambassador to Spain, James Costos, posted a pic from inside the jet, watching the now former prez and First Lady walking the red carpet to climb aboard. Looks like they snacked on grapes.

Giving Costos a ride is the least they could do. As we first reported ... the Obamas are heading to the Palm Springs home of Costos and his husband, Michael Smith, who's been the White House decorator.

FUN FACT: Obama's ride is no longer designated Air Force One -- not since Trump took the oath, anyway. It's official call letters are SAM (Special Air Mission) 28000.

A woman is suing the famous Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas over horrific bites she says she got from a bed bug swarm, and she has creepy crawly video to back it up.

Cindi Avila claims she checked into the hotel back in January 2016 and woke up with bites all over her body ... some of which left her scarred. In docs, Avila says a bed bug infestation erupted in her room, and she's blaming the hotel for failing to change the bed skirt.

Avila says she shot video of the bugs in action when she lifted mattress. She's suing for damages, mental anguish and medical costs.

An Atlantis Resort rep tells us the hotel "immediately took the room out of service, brought in the property’s professional pest company to eradicate the problem" and compensated Avila for her stay.

The rep also says they offered to reimburse her medical bills ... but Avila said no dice.

President Obama will stay at the Palm Springs home of one of his ambassadors ... TMZ has learned.

The Obamas will be unpacking their suitcases late Friday at the abode of outgoing US ambassador to Spain James Costos and his husband -- an interior designer -- Michael Smith, who's been the WH's decorator since '08.

The house is in Rancho Mirage, near Palm Springs, inside the Thunderbird Heights gated community ... perched at the top of the development and spread over 8 acres. It's been completely gutted and renovated since 2011 ... and looks brand spanking new.

The Obamas have stayed at James and Michael's home 4 times prior to this visit.

There will be lots of restrictions for anyone coming in or out of the property. Security wants to keep the number of people to a minimum at entry ... they'll be checking IDs too.

Even when Obama's out ... he's still getting the presidential treatment.

Suki Waterhouse knows age ain't nothing but a number when you're with a hotshot like Diego Luna on his home turf.

Paps got the British model hanging out with the 'Rogue One' star in Tulum, Mexico over the weekend, and they looked pretty comfortable with each other ... especially Diego's right hand.

He's more than 10 years her senior -- Suki's just 25. But hey ... may the force be with 'em.

Paris Hilton picked up something new in Mexico ... and he's a total stud.

Paris is hanging in Tulum this week with a mystery man. Here's what we know about him so far -- he likes walks on the beach in his jeans ... and rolling around with Paris. Not necessarily in that order.

Looks like P is putting the breakup with whatshisname behind her. What's that saying about the best way to get over one guy?

Paris is a believer.

Royal Caribbean Cruises put a bunch of tourists in a death trap by setting them up with a reckless Jamaican bus driver who ended up getting into a huge wreck ... according to a new lawsuit.

The 8 passengers suing were aboard the Independence of the Seas a year ago when they pulled into port and booked a day excursion to Dunn's River Falls ... which required them to take a bus, and their description of the ride is pretty hairy.

They say the driver was speeding, changing lanes and generally driving like a maniac. They repeatedly asked him to slow down, but were told he was driving "the way everyone typically drove in Jamaica."

According to docs, the only thing slow about the driver was his reaction to an oncoming truck ... which had swerved into their lane. The passengers say their wheel man failed to get out of the way, and the bus was broadsided and flipped multiple times ... causing severe and permanent injuries.

They say Royal Caribbean stuck them with an incompetent driver and failed to provide a safe excursion.

A Carnival cruise passenger sprang a major leak while playing mini-golf on the ship -- as in, his arm was ripped wide open, and we got the gory pics he says prove the cruise line's to blame.

Dzung Tran says he was mini-golfing aboard the Carnival Splendor last summer when he tripped and fell over a loose border on the course. He says he suffered numerous injuries ... the worst of which was to his arm.

Tran says he was impaled by a club which tore a major artery in his upper arm. If you want to know how major, check out the photos. You might want to sit down first.

Tran claims the golf course was poorly maintained and not built to code, so he's suing for a ton of dough. We reached out to Carnival. No word back yet.

Take a look at the course ... if you've recovered from the injury pics.