Vacations

Barack and Michelle Obama had good friends waiting to join them for their last ride in the lap of Air Force One-ish luxury.

Obama's ambassador to Spain, James Costos, posted a pic from inside the jet, watching the now former prez and First Lady walking the red carpet to climb aboard. Looks like they snacked on grapes.

Giving Costos a ride is the least they could do. As we first reported ... the Obamas are heading to the Palm Springs home of Costos and his husband, Michael Smith, who's been the White House decorator.

FUN FACT: Obama's ride is no longer designated Air Force One -- not since Trump took the oath, anyway. It's official call letters are SAM (Special Air Mission) 28000.

A woman is suing the famous Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas over horrific bites she says she got from a bed bug swarm, and she has creepy crawly video to back it up.

Cindi Avila claims she checked into the hotel back in January 2016 and woke up with bites all over her body ... some of which left her scarred. In docs, Avila says a bed bug infestation erupted in her room, and she's blaming the hotel for failing to change the bed skirt.

Avila says she shot video of the bugs in action when she lifted mattress. She's suing for damages, mental anguish and medical costs.

An Atlantis Resort rep tells us the hotel "immediately took the room out of service, brought in the property’s professional pest company to eradicate the problem" and compensated Avila for her stay.

The rep also says they offered to reimburse her medical bills ... but Avila said no dice.

President Obama will stay at the Palm Springs home of one of his ambassadors ... TMZ has learned.

The Obamas will be unpacking their suitcases late Friday at the abode of outgoing US ambassador to Spain James Costos and his husband -- an interior designer -- Michael Smith, who's been the WH's decorator since '08.

The house is in Rancho Mirage, near Palm Springs, inside the Thunderbird Heights gated community ... perched at the top of the development and spread over 8 acres. It's been completely gutted and renovated since 2011 ... and looks brand spanking new.

The Obamas have stayed at James and Michael's home 4 times prior to this visit.

There will be lots of restrictions for anyone coming in or out of the property. Security wants to keep the number of people to a minimum at entry ... they'll be checking IDs too.

Even when Obama's out ... he's still getting the presidential treatment.

Suki Waterhouse knows age ain't nothing but a number when you're with a hotshot like Diego Luna on his home turf.

Paps got the British model hanging out with the 'Rogue One' star in Tulum, Mexico over the weekend, and they looked pretty comfortable with each other ... especially Diego's right hand.

He's more than 10 years her senior -- Suki's just 25. But hey ... may the force be with 'em.

Paris Hilton picked up something new in Mexico ... and he's a total stud.

Paris is hanging in Tulum this week with a mystery man. Here's what we know about him so far -- he likes walks on the beach in his jeans ... and rolling around with Paris. Not necessarily in that order.

Looks like P is putting the breakup with whatshisname behind her. What's that saying about the best way to get over one guy?

Paris is a believer.

Royal Caribbean Cruises put a bunch of tourists in a death trap by setting them up with a reckless Jamaican bus driver who ended up getting into a huge wreck ... according to a new lawsuit.

The 8 passengers suing were aboard the Independence of the Seas a year ago when they pulled into port and booked a day excursion to Dunn's River Falls ... which required them to take a bus, and their description of the ride is pretty hairy.

They say the driver was speeding, changing lanes and generally driving like a maniac. They repeatedly asked him to slow down, but were told he was driving "the way everyone typically drove in Jamaica."

According to docs, the only thing slow about the driver was his reaction to an oncoming truck ... which had swerved into their lane. The passengers say their wheel man failed to get out of the way, and the bus was broadsided and flipped multiple times ... causing severe and permanent injuries.

They say Royal Caribbean stuck them with an incompetent driver and failed to provide a safe excursion.

A Carnival cruise passenger sprang a major leak while playing mini-golf on the ship -- as in, his arm was ripped wide open, and we got the gory pics he says prove the cruise line's to blame.

Dzung Tran says he was mini-golfing aboard the Carnival Splendor last summer when he tripped and fell over a loose border on the course. He says he suffered numerous injuries ... the worst of which was to his arm.

Tran says he was impaled by a club which tore a major artery in his upper arm. If you want to know how major, check out the photos. You might want to sit down first.

Tran claims the golf course was poorly maintained and not built to code, so he's suing for a ton of dough. We reached out to Carnival. No word back yet.

Take a look at the course ... if you've recovered from the injury pics.

Kylie Jenner is in the running for Mexico's top MILF this winter ... well, step-MILF.

Turns out Tyga's son, King, is on vacay with his dad and KJ too. He was splashing around in the pool Wednesday down in Punta Mita. Kid looks like he's having fun.

Not as much fun as Tyga ... but still fun.

And if you're NOT into kids, there's this shot. Best babysitting outfit. Ever.

Chloe Grace Moretz isn't riding into the sunset, but she is getting some killer snow-packed mountain views for the holidays instead.

Chloe and her family hit up Telluride and they're chilling in this stunning Airbnb rental ... hooked up by the company.

The 4 bedroom, 5.5 bathroom pad has postcard perfect scenery outside just about every room ... and access to a 13 mile cross country ski course -- if you're into exercising as much as relaxing.

We're told the fam's been camped out there just over two weeks now.

#WishWeWereThere

And

Fergie can forget that tired old resolution about getting in shape -- 'cause girl's bikini body is already bangin'!

Fergie's splashing around in the Maui surf with hubby Josh Duhamel -- and after getting all wet, she made sure to dry her buns ... with some direct Hawaiian sunlight.

When Kylie Jenner goes on vacation ... Tyga wins big time. So do we, come to think of it.

KJ and Tyga are down at Joe Francis' famed estate in Punta Mita, Mexico ... and lounging by the pool. Kylie didn't leave much to the imagination Tuesday as she flaunted some ass-tastic swimwear.

Mariah Carey was even higher than 7,900 feet above sea level during her Aspen vacay ... assuming she indulged in any of the high grade marijuana she bought there.

Mimi stopped by a local pot shop called The Original Leaf at least a few times over the Christmas weekend ... according to our Aspen sources. We're told she went with a very popular strain called Amafu, which goes for $400 an ounce! Expensive anywhere other than Aspen.

According to OL's site ... it's a sativa strain that's "great for the great outdoors."

As for how much MC bought -- we're told she never breached the legal limit ... 1 oz. per transaction.

It's possible she was just buying a Christmas gift for a friend, or this explains her initially chill response to the New Year's Eve mess.

Mark Wahlberg's wife gets you coming ... and going.

Rhea Durham wore the hell out of a bikini while on vacation in Barbados.

Oh yeah ... and Mark was there too.

Prez Obama continues his cost-cutting initiatives by sharing a cup of shaved ice with Malia.

POTUS/daughter shared the moment during their annual vacay in Hawaii. She's taking a year off before going to Harvard.

Doesn't matter how powerful you are ... shaved ice is delicious.

Heidi Klum and Seal have the co-parenting thing down pat -- just take your kids on a luxurious ski vacation ... works every time.

The exes reunited with their 4 children in Aspen. It's an annual holiday trip for Klum and the kids, but Seal hasn't usually attended since their big D.

Hugh Jackman's mouth says he's hanging up his Wolverine claws, but his ripped beach body says otherwise.

Hugh took a dip down in Australia, where someone tried to show him up by flashing even more skin ... downstairs, anyway.

Smuggling. It's not just for drug dealers anymore.