Vacations

Here's Paulina Gretzky and her hot friend, Kristina, heating things up in Mexico in matching red bathing suits.

Paulina, her hubby Dustin Johnson, and their hot friends hit up Cabo earlier in the week -- and thankfully, they've been posting pics from the trip on social media.

Porsha Williams hit the beach in Hawaii, showing off her bikini-devouring body -- and it might be more than her guy friend can handle.

"The Real Housewives of Atlanta" star was splashing around and taking selfies with the guy, while sucking down pineapple drinks. Sources close to Porsha tell us her sand mate's name is Todd, and they're celebrating his 40th birthday.

Dude, you SURE you wanna come back to work???

Tom Brady and Gisele made time for an Italian tanning session while hanging out in Positano -- a session that was sure to take the QB's mind off his 4 game Deflategate suspension.

Of course, Tom is now gearing up for his NFL return -- which is now just 10 days away.

Tom Brady doesn't need Rob Gronkowski -- he's already got the best tight end in the business!!

While the rest of the Patriots are preppin' for the Bills ... Tom was boating around Italy with Gisele ... who was showing off her insane physique in a black thong bikini.

Tom Brady might wanna extend his NFL suspension -- his Patriots keep winning, and he's free to fly off to Italy on a whim with his supermodel wife ... the ultimate win-win.

Spencer and Heidi Pratt are closer than ever ... based on the hip to hip action they're getting down in the Caribbean.

The ex 'Hills' couple looks to be having a blast jet skiing and hanging on the beach in the Bahamas. No one thought they'd last, but check 'em out almost 10 years later still together ... still as thirsty as ever.

The Olympics are over but Usain Bolt is still going for a gold medal in something ... turning the hell up in Bora Bora to a level that only the fastest man in the world can.

Charlie Sheen fueled up the private jet for his birthday and partied with a couple of his favorite girls.

Unlike most tales of the Warlock, this time he was hanging with his daughters, Lola and Sam. Turns out they're huge Macklemore fans, and Sheen decided to celebrate his 51st last weekend by taking them to TWO concerts ... one in Seattle and then Las Vegas.

Despite recent financial tensions with Denise Richards ... she dropped their girls off for the trip with Dad and his pal, Tony Todd. In addition to the daddy/daughter weekend ... Charlie's other gift was an authentic Gold Glove award from Tony.

As for those wondering why Charlie's been crying poverty to Denise and Brooke Mueller, but is still flying on a fancy jet -- we're told the aircraft was a gift from an "old friend and future business partner, Robert Earl."

#RichPeoplePoor

Usain Bolt ain't THAT fast ... he is NOT racing down the aisle to get married -- despite a photo going viral -- TMZ Sports has learned.

The pic shows Usain and Kasi Bennett in Bora Bora -- freshly lei'd -- with a Snapchat caption, "She said yes." Well, that's only half true.

Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson continue their romp fest in Cabo.

We caught them sipping and chillin' over the weekend in a cabana at ME Cabo Hotel. We're told Khloe and the NBA champ were flirty and danced a bit. Check out the pics ... Khloe gets handsy.

Kourtney Kardashian made a big splash while on vacay.

We got this shot of Kourtney going all stunt woman, jumping off a yacht in Ponza, Italy ... and doing it in style too in a black one piece swimsuit.

Fabolous is living in SpongeBob SquarePants' real-life crib ... except the pineapple's worth a helluva lot more above water.

The New York rapper is on vacation with his fam in the Dominican Republic, where they're staying at Nickelodeon Hotels and Resorts Punta Cana -- in their Pineapple suite of all places.

The 2 bed, 3 bath pad looks like it's straight out of Bikini Bottom ... with grounds worth $3.8k per night. It's got a master bedroom downstairs with another room above it, plus tons of extra space throughout. There's also an infinity pool, tanning beds and private butlers attending to Fab's every need.

Talk about a Fabolous life ... SpongeBob never had it this good.

Lindsay Lohan is out in Greece showing off a new ring ... and it doesn't look a thing like the engagement rock she got from ex-fiance Egor Tarabasov.

Bikini-clad Lindsay was in Mykonos this week with a yellow gem on her left ring finger. She's reportedly been hanging in Greece with restaurant owner Dennis Papageorgiou ... fueling rumors she's moving on from Egor after their blowout fight.

Y'know what Egor's thinking -- where the hell's my emerald??!!

#HappyHunting

Sam Hunt and his on-again, off-again gf, Hannah Lee Fowler, are looking very ON while they show off their toned bods in Hawaii.

The sometimes exes got in some snorkeling Thursday on the Big Island, and didn't seem the slightest bit concerned about the hurricane headed their way.

Mark Zuckerberg and wife Priscilla Chan were just two regular tourists Monday night roaming around the Colosseum in Rome ... with nearly $52 billion rattling around in their pockets.

The couple got chatty with the non-billionaires surrounding them during their tour. Imagine the tour guide's eyes when he saw the Zuckerbergs coming.

#FatTip

The gas station where Leatherface did his handiwork is about to reopen for biz, but this time it's gonna be a motel and BBQ joint ... yummy!

The key location where "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" was filmed is now an establishment simply called The Gas Station ... and it's got 4 cabins where fans can lay their heads (and keep 'em) for $130 a night.

Owner Roy Rose says the cabins have 43" TVs, and a collection of horror flicks to get you in the mood. They're also displaying movie memorabilia -- like the chainsaw from the 2013 redux -- and also selling merch from other horror movies.

As for the grub -- Rose says it'll be takeout, but he's still searching for a top-notch BBQ cook who's good with finger food.

Leatherface would be proud.