Vacations

Kevin Hart and Eniko Parrish's Caribbean honeymoon is a bootyful thing to behold.

The newlyweds hit the beach in St. Barts after tying the knot this past weekend.

He's puffin' on a cigar, but let's be clear -- Eniko's ass is what's really smoking here. Kev gets the picture.

As if they need anything more -- the Harts also have kick-ass accommodations. They're staying at the world famous Eden Rock hotel, in their Villa Rockstar ... typically, nearly $23k per night this time of year.

#BallersOnly

Kylie Jenner's birthday vacay continues to be the gift that keeps on giving ... to all of us.

KJ's still down in Turks and Caicos with Tyga and her squad. We're guessing she decided to celebrate that Tyga's a free man again by freeing something herself ... dat ass.

Beyonce, Jay Z and Blue Ivy are cruisin' like they're some kind of music royalty.

The Carters docked in Capri Tuesday, after several days of tooling around the Mediterranean.

Orlando Bloom was bombarded with questions about parading around naked on his Italian vacation with Katy Perry, but the photogs didn't see what was right in the actor's hands.

Orlando was cradling 5-year-old Flynn as he left LAX Tuesday, with Katy not far behind. That means, of course, the 3 of them were on vacation together.

We heard rumblings back in February when Orlando and Katy first hooked up ... Miranda Kerr, Flynn's mom, was very unhappy her ex had already introduced their kid to another woman.

Maybe Miranda's ok with Katy being around her kid now that the relationship is more than a fling ... or maybe not.

Beyonce and Jay Z were fully protected on their jet skis ... so protected they barely got wet.

The famous couple hit the water with helmets, life jackets, in Jay's case a wet suit, and shades as they cruised the coast.

We're betting Justin Bieber's already had a close-up view of the birthmark in this pic -- can you spot it? It's okay if your eyes didn't go there first.

Model Sahara Ray's the chick the Biebs is cavorting with in Hawaii. Check out the pics ...the Aussie's fantastic curves are what dream vacations are made of ... if you're Justin.

Britney Spears mixed business with pleasure this week flying to Hawaii on the heels of her new album announcement.

Jay Z and Beyonce are running the best damn summer camp EVER for Blue Ivy ... latest stop -- Monaco!!!

The Carters hit the Mediterranean with their daughter and some friends over the weekend. Check out the pics ... Bey looked flawless while Hova rocked a Gilligan bucket hat.

This trip came just a few days after Blue was sleeping in Mom and Dad's $19,000/night suite in Paris.

Lindsay Lohan is just barely holding it together ... and the 'it' we're referring to is her rack.

LiLo had way too much confidence in a strappy black wrap Saturday as she ventured out on the island of Sardinia. She's still yachting around Italy with friends during her getaway from fiance Egor Tarabasov.

As we first told you ... Linds thinks they can work things out after their blowout fight in London, and you can see she's still flashing her engagement ring.

No doubt, it's gonna be a struggle ... for those tassels! Damn.

#NoSupport

We're not really sure why Irina Shayk even bothered with this bikini.

The supermodel was on vacay with Bradley Cooper -- they moved on to the Italian isle of Sardinia.

Looks like Irina was solo on the beach as her butt was devouring a micro bikini. Bradley? For some reason he was playing tennis.

Julia Roberts said it best ... big mistake, Bradley. Huge.

Brand new Knicks star Joakim Noah is already taking a bite of the big apple, and it's very, very juicy.

Retired life is going by fast for Kobe Bryant ... really fast ... like almost at a breakneck speed ... check out the Mamba TEARING IT UP whipping a sick Ferrari on a closed course.

Kobe was in Maranello, Italy for his Mamba Mentality European Tour when he took a little time to cherish one of the country's most prized exports ... the Ferrari.

Check out the video ... that yellow (close enough to gold right?) blur is Kobe SMASHING OUT in a Ferrari ... driving like a guy who isn't concerned with breaking anything for the first time in a while.

Lindsay Lohan is getting by with a little help from her friends ... and a yacht captain doesn't hurt either when you're dealing with a broken engagement.

Lindsay popped up on board a boat in Sardinia, Italy on Tuesday, clearly looking to put some space between herself and fiance Egor Tarabasov. As we've reported, she fled London after the weekend blow up where she accused Egor of strangling her -- and police responded to their apartment.

LiLo admitted she made a mistake when she exposed the fight -- she called it "private matters" -- by blasting it all over social media. She says she's now taking time for herself ... all while staying in touch with her 7 million followers.

No, Chrissy Teigen is not on vacation in Hawaii, but she's definitely hanging loose with John Legend ... and 3-month-old baby Luna.

The ridiculously gorgeous fam is chilling on a yacht off St. Tropez ... like a ton of other celebs this week. We're guessing Luna and John are big fans of mama Teigen's outfit.

Mom boobs -- they're not just for kids.

Kourtney Kardashian's got her brood a crazy Nantucket estate for July ... and Scott's there too!

Kourtney's rented out a 7 bedroom, 8 bath Cape Cod pad, and it's pretty spectacular. The pics were enticing enough for Scott to ask if he could tag along, and Kourt obliged.

The house goes for $6,600 a night, but we're told Airbnb hooked Kourtney up.

East Coast, beware ... you've been invaded.

Former Victoria's Secret angel Doutzen Kroes joined the yacht party that could totally pass for a runway fashion show.

The Netherlands native hopped on the same yacht in St. Tropez where we've seen Alessandra Ambrosio, Joan Smalls, Lily Donaldson and Constance Jablonski ... soaking up the sun and getting very wet.