Jay Z Motorboatin' With Beyonce

Jay Z and Beyonce are running the best damn summer camp EVER for Blue Ivy ... latest stop -- Monaco!!!

The Carters hit the Mediterranean with their daughter and some friends over the weekend. Check out the pics ... Bey looked flawless while Hova rocked a Gilligan bucket hat.

This trip came just a few days after Blue was sleeping in Mom and Dad's $19,000/night suite in Paris.

First day of school's gonna suck for her.

Lindsay Lohan Boobs Ahoy! Major Spill on Yacht Trip

Lindsay Lohan is just barely holding it together ... and the 'it' we're referring to is her rack.

LiLo had way too much confidence in a strappy black wrap Saturday as she ventured out on the island of Sardinia. She's still yachting around Italy with friends during her getaway from fiance Egor Tarabasov.

As we first told you ... Linds thinks they can work things out after their blowout fight in London, and you can see she's still flashing her engagement ring.

No doubt, it's gonna be a struggle ... for those tassels! Damn.

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Irina Shayk Teeny Bikini Goes Missing ... Bradley Cooper Misses Out

We're not really sure why Irina Shayk even bothered with this bikini.

The supermodel was on vacay with Bradley Cooper -- they moved on to the Italian isle of Sardinia.

Looks like Irina was solo on the beach as her butt was devouring a micro bikini. Bradley? For some reason he was playing tennis.

Julia Roberts said it best ... big mistake, Bradley. Huge.

Kobe Bryant Retired Life In The Fast Lane ... Shreds The Track In Sick Ferrari

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Retired life is going by fast for Kobe Bryant ... really fast ... like almost at a breakneck speed ... check out the Mamba TEARING IT UP whipping a sick Ferrari on a closed course.

Kobe was in Maranello, Italy for his Mamba Mentality European Tour when he took a little time to cherish one of the country's most prized exports ... the Ferrari.

Check out the video ... that yellow (close enough to gold right?) blur is Kobe SMASHING OUT in a Ferrari ... driving like a guy who isn't concerned with breaking anything for the first time in a while.

Still though, be careful, bro.

Lindsay Lohan I'm On a Boat ... Ciao, Egor!

Lindsay Lohan is getting by with a little help from her friends ... and a yacht captain doesn't hurt either when you're dealing with a broken engagement.

Lindsay popped up on board a boat in Sardinia, Italy on Tuesday, clearly looking to put some space between herself and fiance Egor Tarabasov. As we've reported, she fled London after the weekend blow up where she accused Egor of strangling her -- and police responded to their apartment.

LiLo admitted she made a mistake when she exposed the fight -- she called it "private matters" -- by blasting it all over social media. She says she's now taking time for herself ... all while staying in touch with her 7 million followers.

Solitude. It's not for everyone.

Chrissy Teigen Now Serving ...

No, Chrissy Teigen is not on vacation in Hawaii, but she's definitely hanging loose with John Legend ... and 3-month-old baby Luna.

The ridiculously gorgeous fam is chilling on a yacht off St. Tropez ... like a ton of other celebs this week. We're guessing Luna and John are big fans of mama Teigen's outfit.

Mom boobs -- they're not just for kids.

Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick **** It, We're In Nantucket!!!

Kourtney Kardashian's got her brood a crazy Nantucket estate for July ... and Scott's there too!

Kourtney's rented out a 7 bedroom, 8 bath Cape Cod pad, and it's pretty spectacular. The pics were enticing enough for Scott to ask if he could tag along, and Kourt obliged.

The house goes for $6,600 a night, but we're told Airbnb hooked Kourtney up.

East Coast, beware ... you've been invaded.

Model Doutzen Kroes Adds Dutch Treats To Ultimate Model Party

Former Victoria's Secret angel Doutzen Kroes joined the yacht party that could totally pass for a runway fashion show.

The Netherlands native hopped on the same yacht in St. Tropez where we've seen Alessandra Ambrosio, Joan Smalls, Lily Donaldson and Constance Jablonski ... soaking up the sun and getting very wet.

There's a very lucky towel boy somewhere on that boat.

Jeremy Irons Gimme Some Volcanic Mud ... IN THE FACE!!

Since you're not Oscar winner Jeremy Irons, you probably get mud mask treatments at a boring spa -- but he has a dude in a Speedo apply his ... while sitting in Italian volcanic ash. Baller!

Irons and his wife, Sinead Cusack, caught a boat ride to Ischia -- a volcanic island off Naples, known for its natural hot springs. While the couple soaked, Irons got the mud literally painted on his face.

Totally affordable ... if you've got the cheddar for an Italian yacht ride.

Conor McGregor Segway Rollin' ... In Venice Beach

How does Conor McGregor relax when he's in L.A.? Segway trips on Venice Beach.

Check out the UFC superstar rollin' through the area ... hittin' hat shops, sippin' on pressed juice and most importantly -- taking pictures with any fan who wants a shot!

Love him or hate him -- gotta admit, Conor's always good to his supporters.

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Steph Curry Warrior On The Water

Steph Curry can't stop taking 3s even while on vacation in Maui.

He's on break after losing the NBA championship to Lebron and the Cavs, but still has the Warriors on his mind ... just check out the jet ski.

Steph's there with his wife, Ayesha, their two little girls and the rest of the extended family, which counts as a win.

Matt Ryan Matt Stafford's Like a Fish, Bro!

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Matt Ryan's vacation with Matt Stafford turned into a mini-camp competition in everything but football ... and sounds like the young gun came out on top.

Ryan was at LAX when we asked about the Bahamas trip the NFL QBs took with their wives last month. The Falcons star has the winning record in head-to-head NFL games, but Matty Ice told us Stafford was the cooler customer on vacay.

Check out the clip to see which 2 sports Ryan's gotta bone up on -- but really, based on the pics ... there were NO losers on this trip.

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