Lionel Messi Tax Fraud? Yacht a Problem!

Lionel Messi's reaction to tax fraud conviction and prison sentence? Who cares, I'M ON A BOAT WITH MY SMOKING HOT CHICK!!!

Alexander Ludwig Ready For Takeoff!

Alexander Ludwig's Olympic worthy ... or at least his body is.

The 'Hunger Games' star showed off his diving skills in Portofino, Italy. Dude's got skills ... that entry's got 10 written all over it.

Sylvester Stallone Come Aboard ... Especially My Hot Wife

Sylvester Stallone doesn't need any gifts for his 70th birthday because he's already got everything a guy needs on a giant yacht in the Mediterranean.

Sly turned the big 7-0 last week. He's been celebrating with wife Jennifer Flavin -- who's 47 by the way -- and his daughters aboard a yacht that docked Sunday off the coast of St. Tropez.

Looks like the dog even had a good time.

Carrie Underwood Glistens in Cabo

Carrie Underwood slipped into her best neon pink and soaked up some rays in Mexico.

Carrie and her hubby, NHL star Mike Fisher, are vacationing in Cabo. Check out the pics ... Carrie couldn't look hotter and brighter.

Wild guess ... Carrie laid out Mike's trunks too.

D-Wade, Lebron & CP3 Yacht Dance Party

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LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Chris Paul are all partying on a yacht off the coast of Spain -- and having a BLAST!

Check out footage from the dance party the superstars posted online -- it's pretty great.

Michael Jordan I Jet Ski, Bro ... But Get Me a Helmet!!!

Who jet skis with a helmet? Michael Jordan ... that's who.

The NBA legend jumped on a watercraft off the coast of Italy and shredded the waves around some cool cliffs and caverns ... but he made sure to protect his billion dollar brain.

#SafetyFirst

Selma Blair The Calm Before the Flight

Selma Blair was the picture of serenity over the weekend ... just a day or so before she ended up being carried off a jet on a stretcher.

TMZ broke the story ... Selma went off the rails on a Delta flight from Cancun to L.A. Monday, screaming incoherently. The pilot radioed ahead that she had mixed alcohol and meds. When the plane landed she was taken to a nearby hospital.

There was no hint of trouble in Mexico where she stayed at the Hard Rock Hotel Riviera ... at least judging from the pics. Selma, ex-BF and baby daddy Jason Bleick and 4-year-old Arthur were all smiles.

Kesha Bikini Romp with BF

Kesha slipped into a little black bikini for a desert vacay with her longtime boyfriend.

The singer was poolside in Palm Springs over the weekend. She and writer Brad Ashenfelter did their best to stay cool in the triple digit temperatures.

Check out the gallery to see the awesome bonus they got ... from a masseuse!

It's good livin' ... if you can afford it.

Dwyane Wade European Yacht Vacation ... With Chris Bosh

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Another off-season, another lavish yacht vacation for Dwyane Wade ... this time, he's off the coast of Monaco with Chris Bosh and Lewis Hamilton -- livin' it up.

Hamilton actually has a race coming up on Sunday -- the Monaco Formula 1 Grand Prix. But before he hits the track, why not kick back and relax on a boat with 2 of the best basketball players in the world?

By the way, before the gang got to Monaco -- they were hanging in St. Tropez ... and took an Uber helicopter to get to the next destination. Baller.

The yacht trip has become a pretty regular thing for Wade -- last year, he set sail in the Bahamas with Chris Paul and LeBron ... and famously posed for that legendary banana boat pic.

Obviously, LeBron was unavailable for the yacht trip this year ... y'know, playoffs and such.

Heidi Klum Frees The Nipples!

Heidi Klum adhered to an age-old adage -- when in France, do as the French do.

Klum and BF Vito Schnabel had some fun in the sun Wednesday in the Gulf of Saint-Tropez. Vito was pretty grabby as they soaked up some rays and took a dip in the Mediterranean Sea.

We've said it before and we'll say it again -- Vito's a lucky son of a bitch.

Louis Tomlinson to Girlfriend Let Me Get That Bikini Top For You

One day Louis Tomlinson is changing diapers, the next he's sippin' Pacifico and taking off his girlfriend's bikini top in the Mexican sunshine.

Louis took a break from dad duties with 4-month-old Freddie for a vacay with girlfriend Danielle Campbell, who needed his help getting rid of her tan lines.

Being a member of One Direction makes Louis totally qualified to remove tops. Seriously, dude's a pro at this point.

Khloe Kardashian Rolling with Cuba's Finest

Khloe Kardashian and her sisters wrapped their lips around authentic Cohiba sticks in Cuba.

The whole family's down there shooting their show -- and Khloe's BFF, Malika, snapped a pic of her embracing the architecture and culture.

This is NOT the revolution Fidel had in mind. Though he'd be stupid to complain.

Miley Cyrus Goes Down Under For Liam Hemsworth

Miley Cyrus rocked some tattered Daisy Dukes Friday in Australia with BF Liam Hemsworth in tow.

The couple -- spotted here in Byron Bay -- have been spending lots of time with Liam's parents Down Under.

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign.

Ellie Goulding Rays After Bey

Ellie Goulding took her flawless bikini bod to Miami's South Beach the day after taking in Beyonce's Formation concert -- where she had a killer view.

Speaking of which ... no need to ask why you got Ellie on your mind. That's kinda obvious.

#EllieForeverToo

Daphne Joy Wet in Miami

Daphne Joy took her talents to South Beach for a dip and some rays -- sans boyfriend Jason Derulo.

50 Cent's baby mama was down there with a friend for some girl time.

She was probably down there with Jason, because he was nearby in Hollywood, Florida doing a radio show ... without a shirt.

#Bangin

Jessica Alba Back At It Again With the Tiny Bikini

Happy Friday ... if you're Jessica Alba, who gets to spend it in Hawaii (again) in a bikini that's quickly being devoured by her incredible ass.

For the rest of us saps? At least we have this gallery. TGIF!

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