R. Patz Makes Me Wanna Scream
WARNING: Dogs or babies with developing ear drums should not watch the following video of Robert Pattinson ... not that they normally would.
Those rabid "Twilight" fans are ridiculously devoted -- and extremely loud.
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'Twilight' Star Is a Soccer Mom
Kellan Lutz plays a vampire in those "Twilight" films -- but it's his ride that really sucks.
The hot-bodied star left Mel's Diner driving every 40-year-old mother's ride of choice -- a white mini van -- and the paps rightly let him have it.
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'Twilight' & Twisted Metal -- Star Witnesses Crash
For some of you, the fact that "Twilight" vamp, Ashley Greene, is in this video is enough to watch -- for the rest, it'll be the sick car crash that occurs across the street when she exited Katsuya that really sucks you in.
The woman who caused the crash was arrested moments after the accident. It appears from the video there were no major injuries. We're working on details.
Story developing ...
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Head Over Heels For Kristen Stewart
Attention all you crazy Edward Cullen fans -- this video won't get you any closer to the bloodsucking bad boy, but you can at least take joy in knowing the girl he does sink his teeth into totally ate pavement on a movie set.
Though Kristen Stewart was filming as Joan Jett in "The Runaways," she totally pulled a Bella Swan -- by clumsily hurling herself into the sidewalk.
Trust us, this wasn't in the script.
R-Patz: 'Twilight' Fans Are a Pain in the Neck
Today in NYC, two rabid Edward Cullen devotees did what oh-so-many crazies only dream of: Wrapped their two arms around the magical man meat that is Robert Pattinson.
It wasn't long until security pried 'em off -- but the two gals still touched him for .5 seconds more than you have.
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Kristen Stewart Goes Jett Black
Emo princess Kristen Stewart showed off her brand new punk rock shag cut in L.A. today.
The 19-year-old has gone black to play Jared Leto Joan Jett in the new biopic about the '70s female rock band The Runaways.
Looks like Kristen and Robert Pattinson are in for a hair war!
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Kellan Lutz Gets Tanked
Tall glass of water Kellan Lutz is intoxicating in his tight wife beater.
Who wouldn't want to get drunk with the ripped 24-year-old "Twilight" star?
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Pattinson: Before the Fame, Fortune & Pomade
Before emo girls (and some boys) everywhere went wild for his greasy locks and pale demeanor in "Twilight", Robert Pattinson was just another London boy growing up in the late '80s. Guess what he used to look like!
'Twilight' Director Was on 'Real World: Brooklyn'?
Here's "Twilight" director Catherine Hardwicke at some award show in Hollywood the other night (left) -- and "Real World: Brooklyn's" transgendered roommate Katelynn Cusanelli back in April (right).
One of them recently lost their job and was replaced by a man.
We're just sayin'.
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Robert Pattinson -- Spotted with Crack
Yesterday at LAX, "Twilight" star Robert Pattinson brought new meaning to the term, "New Moon."
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Kellan Lutz: Plucked From Obscurity
Robert Pattinson may have the greasy locks all the teen girls crave, but Kellan Lutz has got the smooth muscles.
This "Twilight" star isn't a fan of any type of hair in general.
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Robert Pattinson Comes to L.A., Finds Shirt
Robert Pattinson doesn't really do anything except look hot in this video from LAX with co-star Ashley Greene -- but you crazy "Twilight" fans will watch anything with him in it, so enjoy.
Maybe while he's in town, the bloodless wonder could work on his tan.
Robert Pattinson Is White Hot
In regards to all other shirtless vampires, Robert Pattinson pales in comparison.
R.Patz showed off his bloodless torso while filming "New Moon" in Italy today.
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Cops Bust Up 'Scorpion King' Actor's Soiree
The guy who almost took Taylor Lautner's spot in the "Twilight" sequel is still making lots of noise in Hollywood ... but not the good kind.
Our spies say Michael Copon -- who's in 'Scorpion King 2' -- was throwing a birthday bash for best friend Steve Nguyen at his L.A. home Saturday night, only to have cops shut it down.
The fuzz showed up at 11 PM, put a hasty end to the DJ's job and made everyone go inside.
The muffled party then went off without incident -- except for one party-goer who we're told had his computer stolen.
Obsessed 'Twilight' Fans Scalped Over Wardrobe
The key to surviving the economic crisis could be as simple as exploiting a "Twilight" fan ... because some obsessed wanna-Bellas are forking over hundreds of dollars for a $59 jacket she wore on the set.
After Kristen Stewart was snapped smoking wearing this Billabong jacket on the set of "New Moon," rabid fans quickly feasted on every last one available in stores across the country. Now, some opportunistic peeps are trying to flip the military-esque outerwear on eBay for upwards of $350 -- and people are actually buying them!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry ladies, but even if you pony up all that cash ... Robert Pattinson still ain't gonna suck your blood.
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Kellan Lutz: 'Twilight' of the Bod
Despite all the bad writing and stilted performances in "Twilight," Kellan Lutz was still able to show off his acting muscles ... by wearing a tight tank top yesterday.
Screw that skinny guy with the greasy, messy hair, Lutz's ripped physique is the only reason to go see the upcoming sequel.